Dirty Chat

LordTom 08:50 brb, housemate's calling from downstairs. Don't go anywhere

A1ic3g 08:50 it's fine for men to be obsessed with tits... but if i think about big tools all day... such a double standard lol :)

A1ic3g 08:50 okay :)

LordTom 08:55 I'm back!

LordTom 08:56 I don't have a problem with it.

LordTom 08:56 And I don't think about tits all day.

A1ic3g 08:56 ha, i thought not :)

LordTom 08:56 I'm more of an arse man

A1ic3g 08:57 good... i'm very proud of my arse

A1ic3g 08:57 and it is quite sensitive

LordTom 09:01 So you'd notice if i were to just brush it with my fingers, accidentally-on-purpose?

A1ic3g 09:02 yes :) it's a definite erogenous zone for me, needless to say

LordTom 09:03 That's quite uncommon, isn't it?

A1ic3g 09:04 tom, has a girl never enjoyed your hands on her bottom? :P

LordTom 09:07 I try to get my hands on as many bottoms as possible, but it's never been remarked upon

A1ic3g 09:08 lol

A1ic3g 09:08 i can almost guarantee you they enjoyed it as much as you did :)

LordTom 09:09 well, every day's a school day!

A1ic3g 09:10 silly tom :)

LordTom 09:12 so is it light touches, or heavy kneading that does it for you?

A1ic3g 09:13 depends on the degree of arousal

LordTom 09:15 so what sort of ass contact would suit right now?

A1ic3g 09:15 ha ha... maybe just a couple of firm slaps :P

LordTom 09:18 That makes sense: I know you like it towards the rougher end of the spectrum

LordTom 09:26 *pokes alice*

A1ic3g 09:34 grrr sorry

A1ic3g 09:34 flatmate invasion of my own

A1ic3g 09:34 yes, rougher end of the spectrum sounds about right :)

LordTom 09:37 that's fine. Well isn't it just convenient that I like being rough from time to time ;)

A1ic3g 09:39 you beast :)

LordTom 09:42 I think it's healthy to give in those animalistic impulses, when the opportunity arises

A1ic3g 09:43 definitely

A1ic3g 09:45 maybe there is a common link in prefering 'men of size' and liking a bit of rough play :o

A1ic3g 09:46 someone ought to ask the other women on this site

LordTom 09:47 it could be a power thing

A1ic3g 10:03 sounds likely :)

LordTom 10:05 where'd you go? :(

A1ic3g 10:08 sorry, phone call from a pal

A1ic3g 10:10 how can i make it up?

LordTom 10:11 Tell me about your fantasies

A1ic3g 10:14 hmm theyre usually things i wouldnt want to really experience lol

LordTom 10:15 Like?

A1ic3g 10:16 the other day i thought about being taken on the tube in front of a group of strangers

A1ic3g 10:17 who were equally bemused and aroused... some men grabbing me while i was being taken from behind

A1ic3g 10:17 how about you?

LordTom 10:19 having the girl in charge is one

A1ic3g 10:20 a dominatrix :)

LordTom 10:22 Yeah, but I find all the leather a bit comical. It's the idea of being completely subservient to the pleasure of the girl. Being kept for her use

A1ic3g 10:23 ooh my well hung slave boy :)

LordTom 10:24 doing exactly as she wants until she has come enough

A1ic3g 10:26 what if that takes several days :p

LordTom 10:27 as long as it takes to satisfy you

A1ic3g 10:27 good boy

LordTom 10:29 I have a couple more fantasies

A1ic3g 10:29 tell me please :)

LordTom 10:30 uniforms are one

A1ic3g 10:31 any particular uniform? :)

LordTom 10:32 schoolgirl/cheerleader with a pleated skirt just long enough to cover the arse

A1ic3g 10:32 put-upon nhs nurse...

A1ic3g 10:33 ha :) ive still got some bits of my school uniform somewhere

LordTom 10:33 that's hot.

LordTom 10:34 or any uniform (like a nurse) which could be tight enough to peel off

LordTom 10:34 to reveal work-inappropriate underwear

A1ic3g 10:35 im not sure i could have handled you while i was still at school :p

LordTom 10:37 Lucky your're not at school any more, them ;) when did you learn about your obsession with well-hung guys, feminist or otherwise?

A1ic3g 10:39 ha ha... a boyfriend when i was 18, opened my eyes to the wonders of a big penis

A1ic3g 10:39 but i think it had been a curiosity already by then

LordTom 10:41 There's another fantasy, if you're interested

A1ic3g 10:42 very

LordTom 10:42 watching a girl masturbate

A1ic3g 10:43 has that only been a fantasy?

A1ic3g 10:44 i quite like imagining i'm being watched when i do it :)

LordTom 10:46 i've been there when girls touch themselves, but always as part of foreplay/during sex. I want to watch from undressing all the way to orgasm(s), maybe with toys and stuff.

A1ic3g 10:46 the funny thing is i dont tend to talk about sex much irl

LordTom 10:48 Well, it's a bit taboo, especially for a girl (although it should't be)

A1ic3g 10:49 yes, how silly... im enjoying our dirty conversations a lot :)

LordTom 10:51 As am I :)

A1ic3g 10:52 do you like to sucked a lot? silly question?

A1ic3g 10:52 to be sucked, rather

LordTom 10:54 I do indeed. Yeah, bit of a silly question haha. not much internal deliberation on that one

A1ic3g 10:54 lol

LordTom 10:56 Are you a fan of oral?

A1ic3g 10:56 oh yes

A1ic3g 10:56 giving and receiving

LordTom 10:57 I was hoping you were going to say that ;)

A1ic3g 10:57 i''d quite like to going down on you right now

LordTom 10:58 what would you be doing?

A1ic3g 11:00 kneeling, rubbing my cheek on your thighs, kissing your balls... wetly sucking on the head of your cock, humming and admiring how hard you are

LordTom 11:02 fuck. i'm so hard

A1ic3g 11:02 getting all slurpy and wet

A1ic3g 11:02 licking your shaft

LordTom 11:02 the sloppier the better

A1ic3g 11:03 taking you back in my mouth

A1ic3g 11:03 seeing how much i can take

A1ic3g 11:03 feeling your hands in my hair, your hips thrusting up

LordTom 11:04 don't stop

A1ic3g 11:05 cupping your balls

A1ic3g 11:05 forming a tight 'o' with my mouth

A1ic3g 11:06 so you can fuck my mouth

A1ic3g 11:06 showing your desperate need

LordTom 11:07 I grab you by running my fingers into your hair, close to the base, and fuck your face

A1ic3g 11:08 yes, you need it, you need to use my mouth

A1ic3g 11:08 my lips covered in saliva, saliva that dribbles down your slick shaft

A1ic3g 11:09 i'm breathing in deeply and savouring the feel of your large cock in almost in my throat

LordTom 11:10 are you slurping like you can't get enough?

A1ic3g 11:12 yes, slurping and moaning softly, looking up into your eyes, my mouth full of cock

LordTom 11:15 I grab you by the waist and swing you on top of me, spinning you around

A1ic3g 11:16 mmmmm what are you doing with me

LordTom 11:17 my mouth jumps up and kisses your cunt, and you're still sucking. it's 69 time

A1ic3g 11:18 yes, feast on my cunt while i suck you

LordTom 11:18 no teasing this time, I'm attacking your cunt with everything i've got

A1ic3g 11:19 yes, fucking yes... eat me while i suck and slurp on this big cock

LordTom 11:20 my saliva and your juices are running down my chin. what noises are you making?

A1ic3g 11:22 im whining and wriggling my body so my cunt wriggles on your face... i lean in to lick your balls and enjoy the feel of your hot against my neck my cheek my nose my forehead

A1ic3g 11:23 your long cock

LordTom 11:23 I slap you hard on the arse

A1ic3g 11:24 i yelp while my mouth is back around your shaft... mmfffff

LordTom 11:26 my hands stay on your arse, and start kneading and manipulating, pushing your cunt against my face

A1ic3g 11:28 yes, rub my arse cheeks and my arsehole... eat me deep while i run my tongue over the head of your cock, right where your spunk comes out

LordTom 11:29 alice, i'm getting close

A1ic3g 11:30 come in my mouth tom

A1ic3g 11:30 i want to taste your spunk

A1ic3g 11:30 like youre lapping up my cunt juice

LordTom 11:31 i explode in you mouth

A1ic3g 11:33 i struggle to swallow your gooey spunk

A1ic3g 11:33 it dribbles down my chin as i come, rubbing my clit against your chin

LordTom 11:34 i carry on kneading your arse, as i take my cue and start attacking your clit

A1ic3g 11:35 yes... god yes

LordTom 11:35 are you going to cum for me? i get faster and harder.

A1ic3g 11:37 i'm coming tom...suck my clit as i come

LordTom 11:38 sucking so hard

A1ic3g 11:39 i go limp and thrust away from your lips as it becomes too sensitive

LordTom 11:40 are you coming?

A1ic3g 11:40 i came a little while ago :)

A1ic3g 11:41 it was very sexy, imagining us 69ing

LordTom 11:42 It was indeed.

LordTom 11:42 Good game bro.

A1ic3g 11:42 lol

A1ic3g 11:43 i kiss your thighs as we recover :)

LordTom 11:44 I move around so i'm the same way up you are. Cuddling ensues :)

A1ic3g 11:44 i love a cuddle sooooo much :)

LordTom 11:46 everyone likes cuddles :)

A1ic3g 11:47 mYne

A1ic3g 11:47 whoops

A1ic3g 11:48 maybe.. but i like cuddles more than everyone else :)

LordTom 11:48 I'm sure you do haha :)

A1ic3g 11:50 i nuzzle against your neck with my hair all over the place :)

LordTom 11:51 a few gentle kisses

A1ic3g 11:51 lovely :)

LordTom 11:55 mmm. your hair smells nice (i assume)

A1ic3g 11:57 i hope so:)

A1ic3g 11:58 i idly hold your penis gently as we cuddle

LordTom 11:58 that made me laugh loudly lol

A1ic3g 11:59 ha ha :) are you quite large even when youre not hard?

LordTom 12:01 5-6'' dependent on temperature. large enough, i suppose

A1ic3g 12:02 sounds like something a couple of my exes would kill for lol

LordTom 12:04 i understand that 5-6'' is the normal sort of erect length

A1ic3g 12:05 yes, ive been with guys who were smaller when erect than you are when you are soft i think

A1ic3g 12:06 one of them was still a very good lover though

LordTom 12:07 i's not the size of the wave it's the motion of the ocean?

A1ic3g 12:07 lol

A1ic3g 12:08 i think ît can be both or one or the other... sex is just strange and i dont think we really understand the things we like

LordTom 12:09 oh of course - if it works, it works. and that's about it

A1ic3g 12:09 yes

A1ic3g 12:10 so whatever the motion or the size of the wave... its just whether your boat floats lol

LordTom 12:11 good metaphor

LordTom 12:11 something something makes you wet

A1ic3g 12:13 it's all about getting drenched... but not drowning... and hanging onto bouys

A1ic3g 12:13 this has gone too far

LordTom 12:14 ok, that'll do