Dirty Dawg: Big Tit Derby

Holly's work life would never be the same again.

09:30 AM-Saturday Morning

"Hey!! Hello in there!!" I was jolted back to reality by Holly herself actually knocking on my forehead and looking annoyed with me. I looked down and realized I'd been stamping the same parcel for over ten minutes.

"You looking at my tits again?" She laughed.

"Why would I, you never show me anything good." I was quick witted and she just ignored my comment while continuing to work at her station.

"You look kind of tired dude, some little slut keep you up last night?"

"I take the fifth; I don't want you to judge me."

"Oh, so something did happen last night. You've gotta spill man. Lord knows I need the excitement." She was placing some deliveries on a shelf and I couldn't help but notice the subtle sway of her mammoth breasts under her wealth of shirts.

"You should be telling me some stories Holly, and what do you mean you need the excitement?"

"Well, don't laugh, but I haven't been getting any lately from Big D." she casually admitted.

"What?!! Derbin finally turn gay?" I joked knowing that I secretly hated her Florida hick of a boyfriend because he was fucking lucky to have those tits at his disposal and always took Holly for granted.

"Not even asshole, he just lost his job again." She sounded frustrated and I figured Derbin had probably gotten himself fired from his chicken shack job on purpose. Sometimes I would go in there with friends just to gloat and have him take my order at the register.

"I told that fool husband of mine that he isn't getting laid until he gets another job and starts contributing to the household again."

"So how's Derbin dealing with that Holly?"

"Fucker sits around all day playing got-damn X-box and eating me out of house and home! It's like he don't even give a shit and I'm left out in the cold all night!"

"Left out in the cold all night?"

"HORNY!! Big D's so chill about my ultimatum that I'd almost swear he's getting it from somewhere else!!" I just shrugged and gave her a knowing look which she immediately picked up on and began blinking profusely.

"I already told him that if I EVER catch him CHEATING again, I'm gonna cut his fuckin prick off!!" Her face had a red tint to it and I was seriously hoping that her doofus of a husband was cheating. I started laughing and in moments Holly followed suite as I watched her bosom heave with every belly laugh.

"You're a funny motherfucker, you know that?" She had gone back to her workload and my eyes lingered checking out her curves.

"You're staring again." She said after ten minutes and before I could say anything she pointed to a paper towel dispenser near her station with a reflective surface. I could see my own reflection quite clearly.

"Busted, you know you really should let me help you out with your problem Holly."

"What problem is that pray tell?" I shrugged knowingly again and she started laughing.

"You guys are all the same, one track mind."

"So you're a transvestite?"

"WHAT?!!"

"I DO believe YOU were talking about how SEXUALLY frustrated YOU are not less than ten minutes ago and now I'VE got a ONE TRACK MIND? Miss me with that bullshit Holly." I punctuated my terse statement with a wide smile and Holly did me one better with her response. She suddenly reached down to the helm of her oversized shirt and yanked it up revealing her enormous tits encased in a light blue lacey brassiere that was obviously made for her tits. The reveal only lasted a few seconds but was more than enough time for me to take in the expanse of creamy white tit-flesh. My mouth hung open as she smiled with the knowledge that she had knocked my socks off.

"Don't say I never gave you anything." She wagged her finger at me and intended to return to her duties but I had other ideas and stuffed my hand in her back pocket yanking her towards me. She gave me the same look she'd given the perv at the water cooler but the fingers of my other hand began rubbing her crotch finding it excessively warm downstairs. I noticed her fist balled up and poised to strike but it wavered after a few moments weakly dropping to the counter-top to help her balance as her knees buckled.

"But, but I, uh don't wanna cheat on my man." She lurched forward and I could feel her huge breasts envelope my free arm as she rested her heavy frame against my chest.

"Fuck, don't spoil it Holly, I'm trying to make you feel good."

"I-uh I know...but I still don't want to cheat on Big D." She pleaded her already strong voice going husky.

"Well he doesn't care enough about your needs to get a fuckin job." I was already running a middle finger along her well pronounced slit. I alternated this by squeezing her puffy vaginal lips together roughly and alternating this with a hard rubbing motion through her khakis. She was starting to moan and huff as her crotch became so moist I could feel it through her pants.

"Baby, let me make you feel good." I tugged at her zipper but her hand stopped me.

"You're gonna fuck me?"

"If that's what you want Holly. I just want to please you bitch." Her eyes rolled up in her head as she seemed to be having a mini-orgasm right in front of me. I went to her zipper again and got it halfway down before she stopped me again.

"Let's just play for a little while okay." One of my hands instinctively rose cupping the underside of a large, massive boob. I was shocked that it was so huge that it hovered somewhere just above her navel.

"I knew it; I-uh knew you just wanted to get your hands on my tits." She moaned into my ear and I took this as a challenge.

"Holly, everything doesn't have to be about your huge fuckin titties. Let me show you how I work!" I turned her facing the counter and pushed her up against it with back facing me as I finally got her zipper down. She probably figured I was gonna fuck her right there when I slipped my fingers into her panties parting her wet lips and playing with her clit. She immediately went limp against me almost knocking me over from her sheer weight alone as I rolled her pink nub with two fingers while the rest of my hand gently probed her insides.

"Shit that feels fucking good." She moaned as a hand reached up and cradled my head. I was already hard as a rock and began grinding myself against her small chunky butt. Holly didn't miss a beat as she bumped back pushing her ass out at me. After a few moments, I released her kneeling and half yanking her pants down to reveal a really tight pair of pink and white horizontally striped panties. She definitely had a small butt and I noticed that her almost non-existent hips merged with really juicy looking thighs that had a few bruised looking marks on them. I wasn't about to ask about those marks.

"Please let's just play around; I don't wanna cheat on Derbin." She turned towards me attempting to push my hands away from the elastic band of her underwear.

"Fuck Derbin." I reiterated as I pried her underwear to the side exposing a clean shaven muff with some slight razor cuts. The moisture on her snatch was visible and running down the inside of her thighs.

I saw her opening her mouth again to spoil things and quickly ran my tongue across her slit causing her to moan out loud. Luckily the office we were using was at the end of the fourth floor and far away from the sections currently being used by the weekend crew. Holly reached up and closed the top half of the dispatch window while I continued lapping at her pussy like a man possessed.

"Yeah that's right baby, lick mamma's pussy for her. It's been too long since somebody did that to me." She was starting to really get into it and I grabbed the underside of her thigh pushing it upward and allowing me to go deeper into her cunt.

"Oh, you really like doing that huh baby? Suck on mamma's clit baby boy." I almost gagged into her cunt because of the silly shit that was coming out of her mouth. I could see the beginnings of her muffin top with some slightly visible stretch marks and the undersides of that big fuckin bra as her hands lovingly cradled my head.

"Oh, oh fuck, oh fucking shit I'm coming." She whispered as she ground her mound into my mouth. A tremor ran through her body and her fingers formed a death grip around my ears. I had to force her hands away from my head before she ripped the ears from my head.

"Fuuuck Derbin." She gasped as I stood and jammed three more fingers up into her dripping wet snatch. I was determined to make her remember me as she immediately dug her nails into my arm as what I guess was another orgasm ripped through her body. She shoved me back knocking me into an adjacent counter as she tried to compose herself.

There was knocking at the window.

"Shit!"

For some reason I just ducked down to the floor while she nervously fidgeted around before opening the dispatch window to find one of the workers standing there with a parcel in hand.

I couldn't see who it was from my position on the floor but I was given an unobstructed view of Holly's backside compact and chunky as it was. It basically looked like a big butt shrunken small and reattached to her back. I also noticed two cute dimples at the small of her back and some sort of botched tramp stamp on her right buttock. It was a badly drawn broken heart, go figure.

She made less than a minute of small talk snatching the parcel from the employee and damn near slamming the small door in the person's face. I chuckled as I heard whoever it was comment about the odor coming from the mail room. I gave her cute baby donk a light kiss as I rose up behind her and ground my still hard cock into her ass crack. Holly moaned and pushed back against me building up a nice little rhythm as we humped each other silly. I tried to angle my cock up against the entrance to her honey pot and she wiggled from side to side avoiding penetration.

"No, I already said I didn't wanna fuck." She whined as my palm rubbed her chubby belly.

"What the fuck am I supposed to do with this hard ass dick huh?" I speared her butt with it unintentionally poking her brown-eye. She giggled nervously and shoved her butt back into me creating some separation between us.

"Don't cry, I never said I wouldn't take care of you." Her comments seriously annoyed me and I made a silent vow that I would continue playing along with this hillbilly fuck until I got the pussy and then I was really gonna go to town on this bitch.

I watched as she steadied herself using the counter and got on her knees in front of my cock which was sticking directly out in front of me in a straight line. She grabbed my Johnson at the base and looked directly into my eyes.

"Don't be mad baby." I watched as she began tentatively licking my prick and sucking on the head. She had this really weird thing she did with her tongue where she would use it to lick the underside of my shaft and swirl it around while half my cock was in her mouth.

I quickly forgot all my anger and irritation with Holly as she began giving me an extremely sloppy blowjob and kneading my balls with her free hand. She got this really good pumping motion going and I reached into her huge, frizzy shock of hair creating an impromptu ponytail with my fist so that I could watch her suck the shit out of my cock.

"Yeah baby, fuck my face." She cooed and I obliged her shoving my cock into her wide open mouth while her tongue teased the underside of my cock on every inward stroke. I have to admit that I got some really good depth shoving my junk straight down her throat as drool ran down her chin staining her shirt.

"I-I guess you're gonna get your wish today." She said half choking on my precum as she leaned back on her haunches quickly unbuttoning her shirt and actually popping a few buttons.

"Got-damn Shazam." I was not prepared for the unabashed unveiling of Holly's mammoth bosom. The light powdery blue of her brassiere cups contrasted sharply with her pale skin even though I could see that her chest was flushed crimson from all the activity we'd engaged in during the morning. These monster tits hung low on her ribcage just above her cute little navel and I had to admit to being intimidated by the sheer volume of her cleavage which was a single straight line. I'll never know how she walked around most of her life carrying these veritable boulders around.

Her areolas were massive easily approaching the size of saucers and a bit of their circumference peeked over the tops of her bra.

"A little more than you expected huh?" She reached back unclasping the huge underwire and freeing her boobs which surprisingly sat upright on her chest.

"I'm truly at a loss for words Holly." I quickly found my cock inside her mouth again and she was heavily working me drool and all. I decided to get a little payback and dug my fingers into her huge blonde corona of hair, pumping my junk into her face in an action that was almost criminal. She responded by thumping my thigh with her fist until I let go of her hair.

I figured that I might be in trouble until I looked down to see Holly dribbling an almost steady stream of saliva and precum into her cavernous cleavage.

I fuckin almost blew my load right there as she smiled up at me while she wrapped her monster fun bags around my cock and follow this up by dribbling even more saliva between her tits. It felt incredible being sandwiched between her boobs with the "natural lubricant" enhancing everything.

Watching her breasts jiggle as I humped them was surreal. There were motion ripples as my cock worked in and out of her tits in a straight horizontal line into her sternum. There was this squishy wet sound permeating that small mail room as I fucked her tit cocoon. I couldn't believe how good it felt as she whispered words of encouragement and tightened her grip on my engorged dick.

"Come on baby, fuck mommy's huge fuckin titties." She began shoving her chest back and forth in time with me. Sweat was running down my back as I grabbed her shoulders and pulled her close shoving my cock vertical with her sternum as I began to blow an epic load all over the top of her magnificent cleavage, throat and a little on her chin.

"Fuck that was mind blowing." I was literally wasted as Holly buried the rest of me in her mouth and sucked me clean.

"I'm gonna have to have a talk with fuckin Derbin." She laughed as she snapped her brassiere across her stomach and pulled it around and up over her monster boobs. Holly was a certified mess with cum all over her chest and throat.

"Now you know this is gonna have to be our little secret right?" She cautioned as she fustily attempted to clean herself up.

"What's our little secret?"

"You know how we fooled around and everything." She realized she was missing more buttons on her shirt than she originally had much to my amusement.

"Whaaat, we fooled around? You don't say." She laughed as she realized I was bull shitting her and we hugged for a few moments before going back to work.

I made a mental note that the next time I got some of that. I was going all the way into her ass. She had such a tight little plump butt.

"Man, Derbin's gotta be cheating on you Holly." My cock tingled as she shot me a look.

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2:00 PM-Saturday Afternoon

A few of the people working there had shot us some funny looks after we'd emerged and gone to the break room for some snacks. I chalked it up to the disheveled, unorganized look of my BBW coworker after I'd got through with her. We hadn't actually fucked, but she definitely didn't disappoint with those monster sized fun bags. My only regret was not filming it with my camera phone. Holly and I had decided to Facebook each other next time we wanted to hook up and had finished our work day uneventfully.

The rest of my day was open and I'd scheduled an appointment to view a single furnished apartment near Melrose and Vermont. My building had been sold to settle a court settlement between the owners and the city and I had little time left to find a new apartment.

I'd decided to catch some lunch at my favorite mixed-fusion truck. These are basically lunch trucks that serve the usual latin based cuisine mixed with different types of food not indigenous to that culture. This particular truck was very popular with the college going crowd and was owned by a lady simply known as "Mamma" a kindly old Mexican woman who was a wiz at cooking up tasty items.

That was only one of the reasons people flocked to this truck, the other being a girl named Lizbeth.

Yup, one girl put asses in the plastic seats of the makeshift restaurant situated in the parking lot next to LA City College. To say this girl was hot would be an understatement to say the least. She was this really, really THICK Chicana girl that worked as a waitress / cashier at Mamma's food truck. Her looks definitely exotic made her look nearly asian and that coupled with her cinnamon tanned skin and dyed red hair sent as many pulses racing as her curvy, stacked frame. I'd become somewhat of a fixture at the restaurant and together with Lizbeth a budding comedy act for the general public.

My attempts at getting her to go out with me initially pathetic had become comedy gold to the patrons at Mamma's Truck. Mamma didn't care because we made the place lively with our spirited exchanges.

"No!!" I could hear Liz yelling her answer to my perpetual question from half a block away. I'd been waiting in a very long line to place my order and reading the paper when I heard the Latina bombshell calling out to me. I looked up from my sports section to find Liz half hanging out of the food truck window looking me directly in the eye.

"What?!! You ain't even gonna wait for me to get up to the window?!" I called back eliciting some laughs from a few of the patrons.

"I just don't want you to waste your time el negro lindo, bonito!!" She called out in her signature spicy tone.

"Don't waste my time eating?!!"

"Hey don't fuck around payaso!! You know what it is I'm talking about!! You're always on my got-damn ass!!" Liz suddenly received a loud slap to her well documented, well rounded ass which caused her to jerk her body upward and hit her head on the top of the trailer roof.

Mamma didn't approve of cursing in her restaurant and what followed was a really loud Spanish language argument, some of which I actually picked up on believe it or not.

I had a good laugh with the rest of the crowd and settled into a seat as far away from the truck as possible.

I didn't want to give Liz too big of a head and lump myself in with all of the other gentlemen callers who all too frequently vied for her attention.

"Fuckin' bitch, she act like her shit don't stink." Wasn't exactly what I was thinking at the time as I looked a few feet over to find Conception sweeping up around the other plastic tables. She was Mamma's youngest daughter, a perpetual underachiever that the old woman felt like she always had to keep out of trouble. Conception had heat with Liz after she been on the receiving end of a very public beat down one Friday afternoon.

It was over a boy and the chubby Mexican girl had accused Liz of stalking him. Actually it had been the other way around and things had escalated the sunny afternoon until Conception found herself on her back taking the beating of her twenty-one year old life.

"What crawled up your ass and died baby?"

"Fuuuck you, I see how you and all these other fools drool over that fake biatch." Her sneer was perpetual and I noticed her sweeping a little harder.

"Jealous much?" I couldn't help myself as the words rolled off my tongue stinging her pride.

"What the fuck, I got to be jealous about? Everything on that puta is fake as fuck. Fake ass titties, fake ass butt and all you fuckers are drooling over bags of silicone." She had this self-assured smirk on her face that had me curious as she added more of her personal assessment of Liz.