Dumb Name but Not Dumb

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"Oh man," cried the requester as Sebastian finished. "That's the closest I've ever heard that played to John Coltrane's version.

Sebastian arrived home late.

"You're late," snapped his wife. "I've had your fucking kids all day while you loaf around the streets playing miserably and why are you carrying your sax?"

"Open the case, love."

"Ohmigod," she screamed, holding up the money and allowing it to slide down her head and body.

Her screaming woke the two infants. Sebastian put his sax to his lips and the lovely sound of 'Hush Little Baby' floated to the bedroom and it became quiet again.

"Sebbie – I've never heard you play like that. It was...it was stunning."

Her Sebbie grinned and unzipped.

Here's something equally as stunning. "Ohmigod, Ohmigod Sebbie. Oh I want that and I want it now!" she cried, leaning over the sofa and struggling to pull down her pants.

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AnonymousAnonymousabout 6 years ago
five just...

for the humour - thanks!

EMiamiRiverRatEMiamiRiverRatalmost 12 years ago
I don't about anybody else, but I got a good laugh

Yeah, maybe it could've been fleshed out a little more, but it was marvelously whimsical. And, in its own way, it left me wanting more of this vein.

AnonymousAnonymousover 14 years ago
Funny!

I found this to be hilarious despite the very rushed ending and the rather choppy writing. i appreciated the fanciful approach to the story. very good job in keeping her inhuman despite her attempts to appear human. it reminded me of the TV series "Third Rock from the Sun". i did wonder if Fleetcloud was successful in her attempt to repopulate her planet though.

NamizujsNamizujsover 18 years ago
A lot more Please!

The Fuck and Humour set!

Wonderful!

Thanks

Egmont

AnonymousAnonymousover 18 years ago
What No GoatzerSheeps??

You Lout - Stop it - Amelicans right ok - not smeel like feeesh!

Gosh you'r so sensible every third word when sober - most enjoyable - now lighten up and thanks - more please.

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