Felicity Ch. 24

Martina, Wendy and I laughed. Jim had not seen the byplay so Wendy told him they were just being childish.

"Are not." Helen and Roger said.

We then went through a layer of grilled shrimp and a layer of grilled oysters until we discovered a langoustine at the bottom of our plates.

That did not last long and we were soon staring at empty dishes, everyone looking for a grain of rice they might have missed.

As the plates were taken away we all told the servers that the meal was more than great. Wendy added that Chef Mike needed to come over and collect kisses.

When the table was cleared a server brought three chocolate dipped strawberries for each lady.

"Still trying to seduce us", Helen said as she ate her strawberries whole.

"You are such a barbarian," Wendy told her and did as Martina was doing, biting and eating the chocolate covered part first then the strawberry part.

The guys and I got nothing.

I saw Jim and Roger stand and I saw a diminutive woman come over. I stood too and watched her receive those very European cheek kisses from the men. The kisses she got from the ladies were open mouth kisses on the lips.

As she turned to look at Martina delightful surprise spread on her face then a big smile. She sat on Martina's lap and nearly overwhelmed her with a kiss. She stood and asked who I was.

"Mon homme, Adrian," Martina said.

The woman answered in French, "Dommage," which brought a smile to the ladies, but then she smiled at me and pointed to her cheeks for me to kiss.

On her way back to the kitchen she gave a couple of ladies big kisses and vanished behind the magic door. Both of the ladies she kissed were in costume and one was walking towards our table.

"I should have guessed whom Chef Mike had left her lair to come see," She said.

The diminutive woman was Chef Mike.

Everyone kissed the lady who was introduced to me as Juanita, the owner of the place and the feature dancer.

'Where is Sam?" Wendy asked her.

"Putting on his costume. We will be ready in ten minutes."

I knew Sam from my semi frequent visits to his joint downstairs. I had seen their byplay so I was not surprised to hear they were dance partners.

"What are you dancing tonight? Helen asked Juanita.

"Salsa."

Helen jumped up and kissed her then said, "Roger and I are ready."

"Speak for yourself woman," Roger said.

Helen put her hand behind her back and gave him the finger. He slurped the finger into his mouth and sucked it.

Helen said, "Excuse me a minute," and sat on Rogers lap and devoured him with a kiss.

"That is a damn good idea," Wendy said and sat on Jim's lap and rained kisses on him.

Martina did not say anything; she was just suddenly on my lap trying to swallow me whole.

"You are ruining the reputation of my place!" I heard Juanita whine.

I looked at her as Wendy was giving her the finger. Juanita slurped the finger into her mouth and sucked it before leaving in a comical huff.

The band began to play; Wendy and Helen grabbed Martina's hands and led her to the restrooms.

"The show will start in ten minutes. Best time to go pee," Roger said as he stood to go. I decided to follow him but Jim said he was fine as he walked over to an older couple that was dressed formally. The older lady was the one Chef Mike had kissed.

Roger and I were back at the table before the ladies where but they made it back just as the dancers took their places.

There were three couples, Juanita and her husband Sam, a tall blonde with glasses and a ponytail dancing with a Hispanic guy not quite as tall as she was, and Janie and her fiancé.

Juanita and Sam danced the first part by themselves and they were excellent, fun to watch. The others were also very good when they joined in.

At the conclusion of the fine applause Juanita said they had lessons on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons at one then introduced the guest dancers. The one that got the biggest ovation was the one that could not hear it, Janie. She was deaf. That was when I learned Janie was Juanita's daughter.

The dancers mingled with the crowd but all of them ended up at our table. I asked Sam if he had a good supply of liniment and he laughed and answered, I have Absorbine Sr."

I knew Janie so I congratulated her signing as I spoke. Martina hugged Janie and said, "You are something else."

Janie signed something to Martina about me and she answered, "Yes, I am with him."

Janie looked very pleased to hear that. I was very pleased with her reaction.

The tall blonde with glasses took Martina's face in her hands and kissed her hard. She then turned to me and said, "Hi, I'm Ruthie."

I praised her dancing skills, but she stopped me and said, "Yeah, yeah, but what did you think of my tits?"

I was stunned by the question until Martina whispered loudly, "Tell her they are yummy."

"What she said," I said.

Ruthie laughed and walked over to Helen and before asked Helen said "great dance, yummy tits."

Ruthie wrapped her arms around the much smaller Helen and hugged her. That brought Helen's face right to the yummy tits. When they separated Ruthie's costume was wet over one breast.

Suddenly Wendy grabbed Martina's hand and ran to the entrance of the club on the other side of the foyer. A fox trot began to play and the older couple I had seen earlier with Jim began to dance.

There were too many people between them and me so I watched the crowd. I knew very few of them. I had lived in the town over seven years but apparently had not really lived in the town. Of course it was now a vastly different place.

I looked for a tall redhead and as expected I found Martina next to her. Their arms were around each other's waist. Ruthie had a hand on Martina's ass and the other on Wendy's ass. Helen was on Roger's shoulders.

Juanita had Janie wrapped in her arms. Sam had both in his arms. All were delighted with what they were seeing. I noticed that even though all the ladies were very pretty Martina was the most beautiful woman there. I was one lucky guy, I had been told in a dream. They were right.

There was thunderous applause and most of those by the entrance began to walk back to Bolero. Martina spotted me and rushed over to tell me they were marvelous and to kiss me.

Wendy came over and announced they were going home. I shook Jim's hand as Wendy kissed Martina on the lips then kissed me on the cheek. "Cherish her," she whispered in my ear.

As she walked away my head said, "I already do."

The band began to play a bolero so I took Martina's hand and we began to dance.

My ex had insisted I take dance lessons with her even though we never went out dancing. I was adequate on a dance floor. Point for Dale. Or me.

The bolero is a sexy dance and I quickly had an erection that Martina soon felt. She pressed her body to it. Our bodies melted together. When the song was over and as tango began Martina said, "We need to go home."

I searched for our server and was informed that Jim had paid for our table.

I looked for Roger but Martina told me they had gone dancing upstairs with Ruthie and Janie and her fiancee.

We went home. Our first official night as a couple awaited us.

When we got home we began to undress as Martina began to tell me about her previous escapades.

"Chef Mike asks for my help whenever she is catering a dinner. As you may have noticed Michelle is a lesbian, a voracious lesbian. But she can only do so many women at an event.

At a bachelorette party she catered several women were waiting on her until some noticed I was available. They may have noticed because my tits were out and Mike was sucking them in front of everyone before she took the bride to be to the bedroom.

I ended up eating pussy and having my pussy licked by four women. Michelle did perhaps seven then took me home and did me.

I helped her at another party on Willow Circle for Wendy's sisters' partner Marie and I had five other women. Wendy was one of them. So were Paula and Marie.

When Ruthie's new house was ready and she moved in she had a housewarming party. The chef again asked me to assist her and I ended up fucking about six separate women but Paula fucked me twice more and Ruthie fucked me twice.

In case you had not noticed Ruthie is Melody."

I had not noticed and was very surprised that a star in the music world wanted me to praise her tits.

Martina continued, "Most of the girls at that party were young and Wendy, her sisters and Janice apparently have a ""you must be this old to play with me" rule. They left soon after the orgy started. Michelle and I were serving naked by then.

Wendy kissed my pussy and my lips on her way out and so did Mo, Janice, and her dark haired friend Francesca. Marie was leaving with them but spent so long kissing my pussy I had an orgasm. I took her clothes off and ate her. She stayed at the party.

Helen and Shawna were there as were Jana and Inga but none of them came to me. This town is full of bisexual women."

"Do any of them give you money for sex?"

"No, and I would refuse. That would make me a whore. Anyway they seem to like me too much to offer."

"I am glad to hear that," I said as I got in bed on my back with my hard cock pointing to the ceiling fan.

Martina stared at my cock as she finished undressing, which was enough to keep it hard. As soon as she was naked she straddled me and impaled herself on me.

"I take it my pussy eating fetish does not bother you?"

"The night we met you were feasting on my ex's pussy and her friends so no, of course not.

But my favorite part of that night was when we fucked. And when I fucked you while you ate Dale's pussy again."

"That was the weirdest night of my life. I went with no intention of fucking a man; I was there for Dale's pussy.

They never tipped me at the restaurant that night you know.

Well except for giving me you.

You reminded me that a good lover makes all the difference.

I was stunned when you asked for a date with me to fuck the next day. I was amazed at myself for saying yes.

I knew it was a mistake and look where it has gotten us."

She began our fuck then. Neither of us was in a hurry to cum so there was a lot of kissing, nipple nibbling, and face licking going on. I marveled at how comfortable we were with each other.

Dale never played during sex. She loved sex but wanted to get off and would not consider delays.

Advantage Martina,

I turned us to our sides and pulled her ass to me so my cock would stay deep in her. I kissed her softly.

"Would Chef Mike take you on as an apprentice?"

"Yes, she has asked me to do that. I was a cook at a small restaurant my first husband owned. The place was successful and I had good feedback from the diners.

But my husband squandered all the money and we had to close. The day the creditors took over he disappeared leaving me with his daughter.

I would love to be a catering chef, maybe get the jobs Chef Mike can't get to. But there is no pay as an apprentice. I need my job."

"No you don't," I said.

"What?"

"My new job gave me a raise, you do not need to work."

"Do you still want me here?"

I gave her a deep kiss and said, "More than ever."

She sighed and began to cover me with kisses. I felt a teardrop cross over my cheek. I was fairly sure it was hers.

"You would be a great caterer," I said. "How long does the apprenticeship last?"

"Until the chef tells you. Then I move to the line until I become the souse chef."

"Sounds like the military."

"It is sort of. Everyone in the kitchen can order me around but it is unlikely Michelle works that way. Because she already knows what I can do I expect to get on the line quickly. My apprenticeship will be to learn her secrets."

I rolled her onto her back and we began our serious kisses in preparation for a serious fuck. We kissed for a while then began.

Like all of them it was a glorious fuck.

As we rested on our backs holding hands I said, "I am grilling hamburgers tomorrow, ask Chef Mike to join us. I am going to use one of your recipes and maybe she will be impressed."

"I do not have a special recipe for hamburgers. When I cook burgers I use her recipe."

"OK. Invite her anyway. Shawna has to work but the rest of the neighbors will be here. You may want to invite others you know the chef would enjoy seeing."

"Are you serious?"

"Yes. I want her to see you are something besides a good co-worker that is yummy in bed."

"Do you want her?"

"No. I got the one I want. But I want you here when I am home."

She kissed me then kissed her way to my nipples. I found myself enjoying that more than expected.

She continued downward until my cock was in her mouth. She crawled over me and I soon had her pussy over my face.

We had gotten to the point we did that effortlessly.

I made love to her pussy as she made love to my cock. As soon as she recovered from her first orgasm she again straddled my body and slid her pussy over my nearly recovered dick.

"Paul and Paula would be nice. Laura and Elena would be good. Petra and Edna if they are in town. Those are the ones our age."

"Does this Petra have a daughter?"

"Yes, she works for the talent agency. Everyone says she is a whiz at math. Why do you ask?"

"Roger wants me to hire her. I could use a math whiz."

We fell silent and she began to fuck me. She had a small orgasm and I sat up and wrapped my arms around her. I made love to her tits and she began to fuck me harder.

Her arms went around my shoulder and she began to bite my neck until a big cum overwhelmed her. I filled her pussy after her orgasm had mostly faded.

I lay down on my back and we fell asleep as we were.

I woke up Sunday morning alone in bed. I went to the bathroom and took a shower then went into the kitchen. She was on the phone telling somebody that Chef Mike was coming to our house to teach her how to make hamburgers.

She handed me a list of stuff to get and I went back to the bedroom got dressed, kissed her, then went to the grocery store. It took a long time to find all the items on the list but I did find them. I bought more hamburger meat along with the ground pork on the list and some soft drinks.

When I got home Helen and Leigh were there helping Martina move stuff around in her kitchen cabinets. They each gave me a kiss on the lips and helped me unload the stuff.

Shawna came over in uniform and threatened to shoot everyone unless there were two hamburgers left for her when she finished her shift. Everyone knew her threats were very empty, she never carried a gun.

Sammy walked in behind her and apparently pinched her ass as he walked by. She squealed then grabbed him and gave him a voracious kiss before she walked out.

Sammy asked me if I needed his grill, I was about to say no when I suddenly wondered how many people were coming.

I asked Martina and she said fifteen or so.

I told Sammy, "We better get your grill."

We walked to my yard and walked the grass pathway to my side gate and into his yard. It reminded me I needed to repaint my gate green on his side, Dale had insisted it be red.

We returned with his grill and six patio chairs. I opened the gate to the street and saw Roger coming over with six chairs. Sammy and I took three each and Roger went back home. Sammy and I arranged eighteen chairs in conversation groups plus we had my porch swing.

Roger returned with a rolling ice chest full of beer, sweet red wine, and ice.

We went inside the house and found that Chef Mike was already there as were Corey, Valerie and Sandra.

I now remembered that Valerie was Sandra's new partner.

Chef Mike was in the middle of a lascivious kiss with Martina.

As their kiss ended Sammy, Roger, Corey and I kissed the chef.

She was wearing short shorts and a blouse that was somewhat transparent. It was not that necessary for it to be so since everyone taller than her could see her tits down the gap on the blouse.

Chef Mike was probably less than five feet tall. Helen was the only one who was nearly as short.

She was perhaps a bit overweight and blondish. She had a handsome face, the kind that lets you think she was a lesbian but makes you wish she were not.

Chef Mike ran everyone out of the kitchen except Martina and began to give instructions. Helen sat on a barstool and texted something. Within five minutes nine more women were watching and listening intently.

Chef Mike was an excellent and patient teacher.

I had an Idea and grabbed my video cam and my tripod. I set it up, zoomed in on Martina and the chef, then ran into the kitchen and pinned a mike on Chef Mike.

She turned to Martina and asked her something in French.

Martina began to re-arrange the mike but the chef said something else in French that had half the ladies laughing and soon all of them whooping when Martina stuck her hand down the chef's blouse and rearranged a tit.

Paula ran in and said, "If you start from the beginning I will eat your pussy."

After all the laughs and crude comments from that offer died down another bit of French had half the ladies laughing again.

I was sure I understood the reason for the widespread knowledge of French.

A tall and pregnant strawberry blonde I suspected was my neighbor directly behind me gave the chef grief in French about something that had some ladies going, "Whoo." Chef Mike shut her up with a long deep kiss and tit grope.

The party began.

The chef did start over and it took about thirty minutes with the chef doing all of the instructions as Martina carried them out.

Part of the reason for that length of time was because Chef Mike had taken time to kiss everyone that had just walked in. None of the kisses were short kisses. The newcomers seemed to kiss everyone else too.

She also needed Martina to re-arrange a tit often.

Chef Mike covered the reasons for each spice added to the hamburger and gave cautions about each.

They fixed four patties and then the chef asked if any of them wanted to try it. All of the ladies wanted to and the chef chose Helen and Leigh. The chef put the mike on Martina's t-shirt and after a big kiss with accompanying tit grope she left the kitchen to an ovation.

Martina did the instructions and four more patties were made.

Two more girls replaced the redheads and Helen did the instructions with some help from Martina who was taking out the ingredients for a dressing.

Two more ladies came into the kitchen but Helen remained as Martina began to give instruction on how to make the dressing. Helen was peeling avocados as Martina swirled the goop then added the avocados and smooshed them in but left small pieces of them whole.

She added a little garlic salt and black pepper as she explained how everything would work together. When all that was done she squirted the juice of half a lemon over the dressing and folded it.

She had made a mayo jar full of the stuff.

I checked the camera and it was still running well so I left the kitchen and went outside. I paused at the door to the spare bedroom with Martina's bed when I heard a moan.

Chef Mike had a volunteer.

I looked into the crowd for Paula but did not see her. I knew who was moaning.

The guys were sitting outside drinking beer and eating chips.

There were just six of us. I was introduced to Charles who said he was my neighbor behind me.

I grabbed myself a beer. I had just become the third tallest guy there. Paul was the shortest but he was almost six feet tall.

"The rest of the guys are on a fishing trip," Roger said. "They wont be back until dark."

Paul said, "You need to do this again. The women have been getting antsy since school has been out. The chef is already entertaining Paula which will get me attacked when we get home."