"What? Yeah, I have it. But I'm afraid I've forgotten to take the address of these killers. You would have to hire your own ones. They weren't that successful anyway."
"Asshole," she says laughing and punches me lightly in the side. "It seems I will have to take care about that myself if you keep being like this. I choose an overdose of sex as your execution method."
We both just smile and cuddle for a while.
"I think we should buy you a ring tomorrow," I say after a few minutes of silence.
"Damn right." But she's laughing a little. She's obviously unsure about the sincerity of my plan. That's the problem if you're joking around all the time. You never know when things suddenly become serious.
"Seriously."
"What? Josh... I'm just kidding... I mean... Josh..."
"I'm not."
"Oh, Josh. You're serious. Thank you. YES. Just in case you've just proposed me. YES. Yes..." She suddenly starts to tear up and hugs me viciously.
"Oh, I think I did. Great. Thanks for accepting." I kiss her deeply. "What did you thank me for?"
"For being you. For taking me. For choosing me to let me save you." She's smiling again. She's great. She changes her mood like a child, nothing serious lingers too long.
"Gladly."
"Okay, my fiancée, where do we get my ring? And just to make that clear - I'm just as happy with a can tab ring."
"Place Vendome."
"What? Where's that? Never heard of that."
"Oh, they have the best can tab rings there, my sweet fiancée."
"Woooow, thank you, Josh. You really seem to be serious."
"I am. Expect me on my knee as soon as we've bought a ring."
She has already taken my iPad and googles "Place Vendome".
"Nooooooooo. Whooooohooooo...Paris..." And with that she hugs me so fiercely I have trouble to breathe. Nonetheless, I never want her to stop again. Some things are just more important than breathing.
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it was nice
it is fun to have a fantasy sometimes. great story and fun loving. no so serious which makes it funny as well.
Well I liked it
Don't agree with others I liked this story.Its not meant to be real its called FICTION so get over yourselves
Nicely done but far too short stops too soon
PURE UNADULTERATED CRAP
IT STUNK FROM THE OPENING WORD TO THE LAST. UNBELIEVABLE AND POORLY WRITTEN. A WRITER YOU ARE NOT, SO HANG IT UP AND GO BACK TO READING.
Silly
So the guys shot at him, cops had the guns and they just let them go. Tnese are things that ruin a decent story.
Thanks for the offering.
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