Get Smart

After doing some cleaning up, and some additional poking around the premises, 99 had just begun to relax when Greta showed in her next appointment; telling her, "this is a regular...just an oil massage. He likes it heavy on the oil."

99 looked up at the tall man and immediately recognized him as Agent Hymie. Hymie was actually the pride and joy of CONTROL's Research and Development Department: he was a robot. While wondering why a robot would want a massage, 99 was trying to keep him from recognizing her, and blowing her cover. This was, of course, a futile effort because one of Hymie's main programs was to recognize and catalog the various disguises of KAOS agents. Almost immediately, he said, "oh hello 99. What are you doing here? Couldn't wait for the new contract, and needed some money?"

"Ya, hello sir," she loudly answered, trying to drown out his voice. She whispered , Hymie, listen to me. I am here undercover, so please don't blow it for me."

"I comprehend," Hymie whispered back. As he began to unbutton his shirt, he told her in a hushed tone, "I come here once a week for a heavy oil massage. The technicians at CONTROL recommended it to keep all my joints lubricated. It saves them some time, and it's covered by the medical plan."

"This is so strange," she thought as Hymie began to remove his trousers; not bothering to go behind the screen. Little did 99 know that Hymie had been developed by a female scientist, and made to be anatomically correct as a joke. When he had lowered his boxers and turned around, 99 gasped at the unexpected sight of his penis hanging between his legs. It was a full eight inches and very thick. She knew he was a robot, but she was still horny from her encounter with Max, and couldn't help but feel aroused by its sight.

He began to lie face down on the table, handing her a bottle, "here I brought this. It is a special heavier oil. Please use it."

Since he was a robot with no sense of modesty, 99 didn't bother with a towel and just proceeded to squirt the oil onto his back. As she spread the slippery substance around his body, she was astonished by how real his "skin" felt...it was even warm to the touch. She almost wished that the scientists hadn't made him so tall and handsome, because she was beginning to feel a sexual attraction to this machine as she rubbed his naked "flesh."

When she was finished with his back, he rolled over and she began to massage his front; starting with his chest. As she progressed to his legs and thighs, she couldn't take her eyes off the artificial penis drooping between his thighs...she wondered if she should oil it also. She chose not to, and informed Hymie that she was finished.

"No, you forgot something," he stated in his deadpan manner, and he reached down with his index finger and pushed in on his navel like it was a button on a control panel.

Immediately his penis began to rise upward and extend. 99's lower jaw dropped as his artificial penis grew to a full twelve inches and pointed straight up toward the ceiling. She guessed it must be some sort of hydraulic equipment, whose purpose she had no clue. It was an incredible specimen though and she could feel the juices between her legs begin to flow again. She unconsciously reached out with both oil-covered hands and began to coat its entire length. Its sight mesmerized her: it was the largest cock, although artificial, she had ever seen. When Hymie declared, "we are done now," and began to get up, she stopped him.

"No Hymie, I need to do a better job of lubricating that part," she told him, "you just lay back on the table, that's an order."

Hymie was programmed to obey any order from a CONTROL Agent and he quickly obliged and lay back down on the table.

99 swiftly threw off her smock and climbed up on the table, straddling Hymie's legs, facing him so she could see his handsome face. She raised up on her knees, reached down between her legs with both hands and pulled her pussy lips far apart. She maneuvered her crotch until the tip of his shaft was nudged against her hole and then released her lips so that they could grip him. She knew that lubrication would not be a problem, as they were both as slick as possible. She threw her legs out to the side and in one motion dropped down onto his lap, completely impaling herself on his giant cock. She now had a foot of hard cock buried deep inside her cunt and the sensation was indescribable.

As she rocked back and forth on his monstrous pole, she groaned, "oh my fucking God." She had never had anything that huge inside her pussy, and it was touching places that had never been touched. She came immediately, her pussy convulsing and her body shivering, as she put her hands against his chest for support. She could actually feel the walls of her pussy expand to accommodate his enormous cock. Her cunt lips stretched around his shaft as she gyrated her hips against his groin. She began to raise up off his pole and then drop back down, fucking herself on his artificial cock. She asked him, "Hymie, can you raise you hips up and down in a slow rhythm?"

He followed her request and his body raised hers right up off the table. He continued this motion; fucking her without knowing what he was doing. "A little higher, Hymie," she breathlessly requested, and he instantly thrust up into her even harder. She loved the feeling of his giant cock inside her; his monster stretching her cunt with every thrust. She looked down between them, seeing how her long lips gripped his cock as he jammed it up inside her. She loved watching his huge pole disappear into her hole. 99 was getting the fucking of her life...by a machine.

"Faster, Hymie, faster," she urged, and he began to piston his cock in and out of her cunt at a dizzying speed. "Oh my fucking God, Hymie...fuck me...fuck me," she begged. He couldn't comprehend her delirious ranting, so he just continued to pump his cock up into her at a blazing pace. It felt like every nerve in her body was now inside her pussy, as he continued to stretch her. 99 reached up with both hands and squeezed her tiny tits, pinching her gumdrop nipples between her fingers. "Ahhhhhhh," she shrieked, as she had the most intense orgasm of her life. Her entire body twitched and jerked as Hymie's groin was flooded by her cum. She collapsed onto his chest, and weakly requested, "OK Hymie, you can stop now."

As she lay there, she could feel his totally stiff phallus stretching her walls. She was still completely impaled on his enormous cock, and she loved it. Unfortunately, she knew there were other appointments and she still had investigating to do. When she sat up on his lap, she could feel his pole deep inside her belly, and she felt like a piece of meet on a skewer. She reached down and pressed her finger into his belly button. His mighty cock deflated inside her like a punctured balloon, and her fluids again coated his groin. "OK Hymie, you can get up now, we're finished," she ordered him.

"Well that was certainly an unorthodox method of lubrication, but highly effective," Hymie stated, "we should do that every week."

"How about every night," she thought to herself, as they dressed.

99's next two appointments were nothing out of the ordinary: another self-centered politician and a female stockbroker (who didn't even ask 99 to take her coat off). She did a little more snooping around, and then her next appointment was introduced by Greta, this is John Wayne, and he would just like a straight massage. It was, of course, the Chief.

"John Wayne," 99 asked in a hushed tone.

"It was all I could think of on the spur of the moment," he sheepishly replied.

"Well, Mr. Wayne, please go behind the curtain, disrobe, and put on the robe which is hanging on the hook," she instructed him. Then she whispered, "I haven't had the opportunity to search this room for bugs or cameras, so just play along like you're a real customer."

When he came out from behind the screen she saw that he had kept his socks on and that they didn't match. She helped him off with the robe as he lay on the table, and noticed that he was a traditionalist; with "tighty-whities." As she began the massage, she leaned close to him and whispered, "I have a few theories about the operation. Judging by the clientele, I think they lure the influential customers here, drug them, then learn secret military information, or inside trading tips. I haven't quite figured out how they administer the drug, but I'll bet the florist shop next door has something to do with it. Maybe we could sneak inside there tonight and do some searching."

"Oh that's good, 99...I mean Ingrid," the Chief declared, "I hope this assignment hadn't been too much for you. I'm sure with a beautiful masseuse like you, some of the customers can get out of hand."

99 blushed at being called beautiful, and assured him, "you know I can take care of myself." She had always thought of the Chief as "fatherly," but seeing how muscular and fit his body was, she was now seeing him in a new light. She decided to make a small gesture and reward him for his compliment, and for always treating her with respect. It was sometimes difficult for a female spy, but the Chief had never patronized her. She interrupted the massage to casually remove her smock, and resumed; this time totally naked. She continued to rub oil into his surprisingly firm body, admiring how he kept himself in good shape.

When she asked him to turn over, he saw for the first time that she was totally naked, and astoundingly remarked, "99, you're naked...you are absolutely gorgeous. I never would have dreamed...not that I dream about you...I just mean...wow," he stammered.

As she began to smooth oil up his legs, she asked, "I have always appreciated you, Chief. Is there anything I can do for you?" Her slick hand closed around his impressive seven inch hard-on, and she could tell he almost lost control at that moment. She felt the very pronounced veins bulge around his shaft and the feeling aroused her even more.

"Oh that feels good, 99. There actually is one thing...you have the most delectable ass I have ever seen...and my wife hasn't let me have anal sex in years," the Chief explained.

With some trepidation because she had never done that act before, 99 replied, "if that is what you would like, then it would be my pleasure to accommodate you."

After thoroughly coating his shaft with oil, she quickly scrambled up onto the massage table, crawled up next to the Chief on her hands and knees, and lifted her ass high in the air, presenting it to him. She spread her legs so he could crawl up between them. She could feel the Chief's calloused hands kneading her round cheeks, and then using his thumbs to spread them apart. 99 grit her teeth as she felt his cock head nudge her sphincter, and begin to push against her opening. The pressure increased until his head popped through the muscles of her sphincter ring. He paused a moment, and then began to force his way into her ass hole, inch by inch. She could actually feel the veins of his cock as they pushed through her opening, spreading her ass hole wider. As he progressed deeper up into her ass, she wasn't sure if it was pain or pleasure she felt. When he finally was buried balls-deep up her ass, he reached under her and began to finger her clit.

"Oh, Chief," she moaned, "fuck my ass."

He went slowly at first; gently withdrawing his pole and letting the oil completely coat her rectum. Then when he felt she was used to his invasion, the Chief grasped her shapely hips and began to ram his cock up into her ass. He leaned to the side so he could watch her tiny tits jiggle when he slammed into her ass cheeks. He knew she must be enjoying it, because she was thrusting her ass back to meet his forward strokes. "You beautiful ass is so fucking tight," he remarked as he thrust into her.

"Oh, Chief, that feels incredible," 99 moaned.

As he continued to pound up into her ass, the Chief leaned on her back, reached around her and began to pinch her huge nipples. He rolled them between his fingers and then squeezed then between his thumbs and forefingers.

"Oh, Chief," she groaned, "cum in my ass. I need to know what it feels like."

"I will honor that request," he guaranteed her, and he rammed his cock all the way up her. She felt his cock begin to jerk and twitch, and her ass-hole suddenly became very warm. He pumped her ass full of his seed as his arms encircled her waist for support. He was so aroused that he just continued to spurt his cum inside her.

"Chief, that was wonderful," 99 confided, "I am so glad we did that."

As his cock shriveled and he sat on the side of the table with her beside him, the Chief whispered, "I will try to organize the search tonight. If I get everything in place, I'll get word to you somehow." 99 nodded and they both got dressed in silence.

The rest of the afternoon was uneventful, and it was near closing time when 99 paused at the drinking fountain for a quick drink...she needed to replenish her fluids. As she was standing at the fountain, the front panel suddenly opened and there was a familiar face staring up at her. 99 almost screamed, but quickly recovered and whispered, "Agent 13, you really startled me."

"Sorry 99, you know how they always find these tight, cramped spaces for me to hide," he replied softly.

It was true; she was used to seeing him in anything from a mailbox to a tree trunk, and she asked, "well, 13, what message do you have for me?"

He answered, "oh, right; the Chief says it is a GO for tonight. He, 86 and Hymie will meet you in the alley at the back of the florist shop after dark."

"Thank you, 13," 99 acknowledged, "you must be so hot in there, would you like me to get a cup so you can have a drink of water?"

13 was touched by her thoughtfulness and replied, "no thank you, 99, but that is so considerate of you. You are always thinking of others." Just then she moved to the side and he could see under the short smock. He asked, "99, I would like to thank you for always being so considerate. Step closer to the fountain, please."

She stepped up to the fountain so that anyone passing by would think she was drinking, and also so that she was blocking the view of the fountain. She wasn't sure what to expect, but then felt 13's large hands touch her knees and begin to slide their was up her bare legs. Her knees felt weak when she felt his fingers graze against her pussy lips and pubic hair. She spread her legs farther apart to allow him easier access, and gripped the fountain when his thumbs spread her long labia apart. 99 was still wet from all her previous encounters that day, and he easily slide his thick middle finger into her hole. He wiggled his finger inside her, then added his index finger and fourth finger. His fat digits filled her pussy completely as he finger fucked her tight cunt.

He stopped thrusting, but kept his fingers inside her, leaned forward and began to lap his tongue along her juicy slit. "Oh, that's good, 13," she whimpered as her fingers dug into the sides of the fountain for support. 13 licked the sides of her pussy and tugged at her elongated cunt lips with his teeth. While his fingers held her open, his tongue scooped up the fluids dripping out of her hole. He delved his tongue up inside her alongside his fingers, spreading her pussy lips even farther apart. He withdrew his fingers, reached behind her with both hands and grasped her perfect ass cheeks. He kneaded her ass and drew her closer to him as he began to fuck her with his tongue. Her knuckles were turning white from holding the edge of the fountain so hard. As he probed deep into her wet pussy with his tongue, his nose was rubbing against her swollen clit, and she whimpered as she doused his face with her cum.

"Oh my God, 13, that was unbelievable," she thanked him.

As he wiped his face with his sleeve, 13 responded, "you are a truly beautiful woman 99. I'll tell the Chief you will meet them. Thanks for the best assignment ever." He replaced the panel, and was gone.

After dark, the CONTROL quartet met behind the florist shop and 86 excitedly stated, "I just realized that the name of the massage parlor is KAOS spelled backward. Did anyone else notice that?"

"Yes Max," the Chief assured his sarcastically, "I think we all recognized that."

After they had picked the simple lock, they entered the shop's backroom storage area where there were two large barrels clearly marked "TRUTH SERUM," and "AMNESIA SERUM." There was also a large pressurized tank labeled "KNOCKOUT GAS." Max picked up a small atomizer bottle, and assuming it was just a perfume sample, turned to the others and swiftly spritzed them, saying, "let's see what the modern KAOS agent smells like."

The Chief yelled, "no Max, you don't know what that is."

But it was too late and they had all inhaled the pleasantly scented spray. They looked at each other, expecting something to happen, but nothing did. "Oh look," Max stated, "it's called "Aphrodisia." Just as he said that, 99, Max and the Chief began to feel odd. They looked at each other with uncontrollable lust in their eyes, and an insatiable yearning in their groins. Max and the Chief lunged at 99 and began pulling at her clothes; stripping off her blouse, skirt and underwear in no time. She tried to strip them both at the same time, and soon all three were naked. Hymie just stood there watching this strange behavior, and wondering what signal he had missed. Max and the Chief's cocks were erect and waving in front of them as they wrapped their arms around 99 and began to fondle her entire body.

Max found a chair, sat in it and 99 scrambled to straddle his body, facing him. She grasped his cock in her hand and as he put his hands around her tiny waist, she lowered herself on his hard eight inches. "Oh Max," she moaned, "your cock feels so good inside me." As she began to bounce up and down on his pole, she begged, "fuck me, lover, fuck me." She noticed Hymie standing there inanimate, and ordered him, "Hymie, take your clothes off, push your belly button, and stick you penis in my ass...now." If she had been thinking rationally, she never would have allowed this; let alone demanded it. Her skinny body was not designed for double penetration; but being under the influence of the drug blocked all rational thinking.

He swiftly did as he was ordered, and without hesitation jammed his cock up 99's delectable ass in one swift thrust. It was a good thing he was still lubricated from earlier, or he would have ripped her flesh. "Now move your hips back and forth, like earlier today," 99 coaxed Hymie.

"Oh my fucking God," she shrieked, as they slammed their cocks into her holes. She leaned forward over Max's shoulder, and opened her mouth wide. The Chief did not have to be formally invited as he immediately shoved his vein-engorged cock down her throat. None of them had any conscience or sense of modesty while under the effects of "Aphrodisia," and they fucked 99 with abandon. They jammed their cocks in and out of her holes as fast as they could. She could feel 86's huge crown rubbing against her cunt walls, and she lost count of how many times she came around it. Her belly was absolutely stuffed with hard cock, and 99 loved it.

None of them could keep up the current pace (except Hymie) and soon Max and the Chief were on the verge of orgasm. Then something strange occurred: even under the influence of the drug, Max felt some concern for 99 and said, "99, I'm about to blow my load in you...what about birth control."

She momentarily stopped sucking the Chief and replied breathlessly, "cum inside me Max. Shoot you seed all over my pussy. Give me your babies...give me twins." And as she resumed inhaling the Chief's cock, 86 grunted and thrust his pole all the way up inside her hole. She felt him expand inside her, and her cunt being flooded with his hot fluid. She started to scream, "oh my fucking...," but was interrupted by the stream of semen gushing down her throat and threatening to choke her.