God or the Devil?

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I sensed that the situation could get ugly and decided that a tactful departure was required. I cautiously reached for my trousers but Mrs Anderson was aware of everything. She jabbed a menacing finger at me and snapped, "Don't you dare move. I still hadn't come when we were interrupted, and I don't intend to wait until next Tuesday."

She turned back to her husband with a sweet but scary smile. "Come along Dear, you were about to explain why you haven't suggested sex in the last fifteen years and led me to believe that it was because of your weak heart. And yet Maria tells me that you've been wanking in your study."

Mr Anderson squirmed as he desperately sought for an acceptable answer and offered, "My Dear I really do think that I was temporarily ensnared by the Devil's evil force and...."

He was not allowed to complete his explanation because she interrupted with, "Shut up you pathetic idiot. Well now you are going learn exactly how I like my cunt to be licked. You are going to fuck me whenever I require to be fucked and if your heart packs up in the process it will serve you right."

As she turned away from him she added, "Instead of watching tatty porn, you can stay and watch the real thing if you like because James is about to finish fucking me."

Maria was standing transfixed in total bewilderment and Mrs Anderson took her hand. She led her to the bed and sat her down with her arm around her shoulders. She said carefully, "Darling I know that Daddy and I have brought you up to be pure and chaste, but perhaps we have been too strict. Do you masturbate?"

Maria hesitated with embarrassment but replied cautiously, "Sometimes," and then added hastily, "but I always pray for forgiveness afterwards."

Mrs Anderson said gently, "Never mind about all that. God won't mind if you get pleasure from his gift; that's why he gave it to us in the first place. Now I'm going to teach you how to enjoy real sex."

She turned to me, still awaiting my fate, and reached for my cock. She announced, "I'm fairly certain that you won't have seen one of these before and it's James's most important bit. He's very attached to it so treat it with care because it will give you a lot of pleasure. It's a bit soft at the moment but I'll show you how to fix that in a minute.

If it doesn't embarrass you too much, you can watch me fuck James and then you can have a go."

She looked down at me and enquired, "Do you have a condom?" I nodded. "Well use it when you fuck Maria because I don't want to be a grandmother just yet."

She looked over her shoulder with, "Still here Harold? I thought you might be." She climbed astride me and bent her head towards my cock. "Now pay close attention Maria."

I held up my hand and stopped her. I said in a serious tone, "Before you start, would anyone mind if we offer up a grateful prayer?" All three of them looked surprised but bowed their heads dutifully.

I looked upwards and said reverently, "We thank you God for your almighty gift of sexual pleasure."

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AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
Lol

Funniest story I've ever read

ErotFanErotFanover 8 years ago
AN enjoyable fantasy

Hilarious thru & thru.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 9 years ago
5 stars

5 stars.

Oldergenteman69Oldergenteman69over 9 years ago
Good One!

I enjoyed this as much as the others you have written. Funny, sexy and delightful!

BetterEndingBetterEndingover 9 years ago
Could Have Been in LW

I don't like stories where a spouse gets away with cheating, but in this excellent and hilarious story, she did not! Regardless, I think I would have given her a pass because her sex life was so pathetic.

While I was happy you brought the husband and daughter into the picture at the end, I felt like it needed a few more pages. Harold could have rediscovered his wife and found that the exercise due to their significant and varied play time improved his heart.

When Maria truly found religion, James and she could become exclusive when he discovered that she was almost more than he could handle. Perhaps you could add another chapter so we could see what happens next.

Thanks for writing!

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