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Harmless Office Fun Ch. 03


This all began a few months ago when I had to work late one night. Didn't really have to work late, but the wife and I have a newborn who's been crying non-stop. I know it's wrong for me to make up excuses to stay at work while my wife had to deal with the baby all by herself, but the crying had been driving me crazy. I work in an advertising firm; I've been working on a new campaign for our automobile accounts. I thought I was alone, that was until I heard a knock on my office door.

"Come in," I said.

In walked one of the firm's top account executives, and my immediate supervisor, Janet Taylor. I didn't know she was going to be working late also, she usually leaves on time. Usually when she works late it's when she's meeting clients for dinner and drinks to keep them happy.

"Working late again?" she asked.

"Yeah, but I am almost done."

"Show me what you got."

I stood up from my chair and laid out the campaign plan on my desk. She walked around my desk and stood close to me as I explained to her my ideas. As I went through the campaign, I felt her slowly move closer to my body. When I finished she was practically right up against me.

"This is good stuff," she said. "Let me make a couple of suggestions, though."

She pointed out a couple of small details that needed to be ironed out and how I should go about fixing it. As she explained her suggestions, she gently pushed her body up against me. It was all I could do to pay attention to her words. Janet was a very attractive woman. She was a few years older than me, about 35; she had long auburn hair, a great body. Every guy in the office had a crush on her, and every woman hated her.

"You think you can fix those?" she asked.

"Sure," I said.

"Great, bring it by my office tomorrow when you're ready. And good work by the way." When she finished saying that she patted me once on my ass and walked out of my office. The pat was firm but quick. I wasn't sure if she was making a pass at me, or it was just a friendly gesture.

The next day I finished up her suggestions and brought it to her office. She sat behind her desk as I explained the revised version of the new campaign. All was going well, she asked questions, and I answered them. Everything was going professionally well; I assumed that meant the pat on the ass meant nothing.

"Great job," she said with a smile. "Our clients will be coming in this Friday, we'll pitch them that exact idea."

"That's great," I said. "I'll go to work on my next project now."

I gathered my things and was prepared to walk out the door when Janet stopped me.

"Just one last thing, Jared," she said. "Can you do a little turn for me?"

I wasn't sure why but I did as she asked and spun around once.

"I meant slower," she said.

I did it again, this time slower for her.

"Is there a reason for this?" I asked.

"No," she said smiling. "You can leave now."

It wasn't until I got back to my office that I realized why she wanted me to spin like that. She wanted to check out my body. Now I was sure, that the pat on the ass meant something more. My own boss was sexually harassing me. I've heard about this a thousand times from other people from my company, from what my friends told me happens at their company, from the news, and so on. But I rarely hear a story about a woman sexually harassing a male employee.

I decided to stop thinking about it and go back to work, hoping that it was all just part of my dirty imagination. Later that day, I got into an argument over the phone with my wife about me working late lately. I was planning on going home on time that night, but after that phone argument I decided to stay an extra few hours. I completely forgot about Janet until she walked into my office.

"Can I see what you got?" she asked.

"Sure, I'm just about done."

She walked around my desk and stood behind me while I was still sitting at my desk. I went through everything with her and half way through I felt her hands on my shoulders. I didn't want to say anything about it so I kept on going, pretending not to notice her. Then as she asked a couple of questions, she leaned forward and pressed her chest against the back of my head. I couldn't say anything; I kind of stammered something nonsensical.

"What's wrong?" she asked. "You feel tense."

"Nothing," I said. "Just tired, that's all."

"Maybe this will make you feel better," she said.

She began gently rubbing my shoulders. It definitely wasn't a normal shoulder rub, it was the kind my wife gives me when she wants to get me in the mood. I didn't say anything at first, but then her hands kind of went downwards to my pecs and that's when I jumped up from my chair.

"I just remembered, I gotta get back home."

"You sure?" she asked smiling.

"Yeah, my wife needs me home. My wife has some things for me to do at home. She needs me to paint the nursery again"

"At 10 at night?"

"Yeah. She's strange that way."

I got out of the office and went back home. The next day, I did my best to avoid Janet. Whenever I did have to talk to her, I made sure there were other people around. After work, I went out with some of my friends to a bar for a few drinks. As the night went along, I confided in them my situation.

"Dude, that's messed up," said Jimmy.

"Yeah, man, you gotta go to human resources and file a complaint," said Ray.

"You guys sure, I feel weird about it, because, you know, and I'm a guy."

"It works both ways," said Bill. "If it progresses I can help you sue her and the company for a lot of money."

"Hopefully it won't come to that, I'll just explain to Janet—"

"Wait a second," Jimmy interrupted. "Are you talking about, Janet, that hot red-head in your office?"


They all went silent and looked at me wide-eyed.

"Dude, are you gay?" Bill asked.


"Bro, it doesn't count if your boss is hot."

"Yeah, I thought it was some old-bitch, or some ugly chick," said Ray. "I assumed that's why you were complaining. I didn't think you were complaining about being hit on by some hottie."

"Guys, I'm married."

"We're not saying you should cheat on Lila; just take it like a man. Be happy that some hot piece of ass thinks you're hot also."

The next day, Janet had me cornered in the filing room. She asked me to help her get some boxes down from one of the high up shelves. I stood on a rickety chair while I reached for it, and did my best to balance myself on the wobbly chair.

"You gotta be careful," she said. "Let me help you keep your balance."

With that she reached up and firmly placed her hands on my ass. Sure, it did keep me balanced, but there was no need for it.

Later that day, I was having a nice dinner with Lila. When she asked about my day I had to tell her about what has been happening to me. She was in shock and said I had to do something about it. I was happy that she felt the same way as I did. What Janet was doing was completely inappropriate.

"You have to tell Courtney, she can't behave like that."

"Janet," I said.


"It's Janet who's sexually harassing me, not Courtney."

"Not Courtney, that fat woman in your office?"

"No, Courtney doesn't even work their anymore."

"So it's Janet, that sexy boss of yours?"

"Uh, yeah."

She looked at me with a blank stare.

"You're an idiot," she said. She got up and picked up the dishes from the dinner table.


"She's hot, Jared, take it like a man and be happy about it," she said.

I followed her to the kitchen where she began to do the dishes.

"How can you say that?" I asked. "You were once sexually harassed at your old job."

"That's different," she said. "Guys are pigs, when they do it to women in their employ its they are taking advantage of their position. When it's a woman doing it, its empowering and guys love it, especially if the woman is as attractive as Janet. Hell, I'm not even into that, yet I would definitely let her harass me whenever she wants."

"I can't believe I am hearing this."

"Not saying you should sleep with her, but take it like a man and enjoy yourself. Hell, you might get a raise out of this if you play your cards right."

So for the next few weeks I kept quiet as Janet found new ways to grab my ass or rub up against me. She never came out to say she was interested in having sex with me, it felt more like she was enjoying the game of making me squirm, watching my reaction as she continued to harass me. I know to most guys they find this exciting to have a sexy woman show interest in them, especially a woman in a powerful position over them, but I had my morals, I can't help thinking that this was all wrong. But unfortunately I couldn't do anything about it publicly without people thinking there was something wrong with me for not enjoying the attention of a beautiful woman. Hell, even my wife thought there was something wrong with me.

Then all at once it stopped. There was no more ass-grabbing, or any excuse to touch me. Janet just suddenly stopped harassing me and left me alone. For a while I was happy, I had nothing to worry about and was able to focus my attention on my work.

But of course, that peace wasn't going to last much longer. One day Janet called me into her office. She locked the door behind us and told me to sit down next to her on the couch she had across from her desk. Because she hadn't tried anything in a while I let my guard down and didn't assume anything was going to happen.

"I just wanted to say you've been doing an excellent job this past year. All our clients are pleased with your work."

"Thank you, Janet."

"With that said, you are up for a promotion that's going to be available real soon."

I was in shock; I hadn't expected that to happen.

"Thank you, Janet. I am honored. Thank you."

"Don't thank me yet," she said. "It's between you and Daniels right now. The decision hasn't been made."

"Daniels is a good candidate; I don't blame you for considering him as well."

"I could make a decision, if you'll help me."

"I can make a good case on why I should get the promotion."

"You could explain it to me with a reasonable argument," she said. "But there are also other ways to make me choose you."

She placed her hand on my thigh, massaging it gently.

"Janet, this is inappropriate," I said.

"So what?"

I stood up and took a few steps away from her.

"Ok, this has gone far enough," I said firmly. "I am sick of what's been going on here. I've been letting go of this sexual harassment this far against my better judgment, but now it has gone too far. If it keeps up, I'm going to file a complaint against you. I'll even go as far as suing you if I have to."

She stood up from the couch and crossed her arms and stared at me intently.

"Go ahead," she said. "I am sure that every guy in this office, all the male partners and account executives, and even your friends, would support you in suing a very attractive woman who's showing great interest in you sexually."

I just stood there speechless; I didn't know what to say.

"Well, thanks for helping me make my decision, I am sure you will be happy for Daniels new promotion. You can leave my office now."

I spent the rest of the day in my office thinking about my situation. It was true because of the double standard of the situation me complaining about being harassed by a sexy woman would make me look foolish and weak. I would never hear the end of it. Lila also didn't see anything wrong in me being harassed by Janet, but she would definitely change her tune when I tell her about Janet's proposition.

Then I began thinking about that promotion. The truth was Daniels is better at his job than me and would make a better candidate for the promotion. I kept thinking about the pay raise that would come with the promotion, Lila and I could use the extra money now that we have our baby and it would be a while before Lila gets off of her maternity leave.

After much thinking I finally made up my mind. After work when I was sure that nobody else was in the office I went to Janet's office getting ready to leave for the day.

"Can I speak to you?" I asked.

"I'm about to leave," she said.

"It's about what we talked about this morning."

"Shut the door and lock it," she said with a big smile. I didn't have to tell her I changed my mind she just knew.

I did as she told me and locked the door. She guided me to her couch, we sat down, and immediately she kissed me on the mouth.

I pushed her back from my mouth. "Just one moment," I said. "Just to be sure, you do think I would be a good candidate for the promotion, right?"

"What?" she asked annoyed.

"I just need to be sure before we do this."

"Wow, I thought I was supposed to be the woman here," she said mockingly. "Yes, you would be a good candidate; you would do a great job regardless."

She kissed me again before I had a chance to say anything else. She pulled me towards her desk and made me sit against the edge. She took off her blouse and skirt showing the black underwear she was wearing. I took off my shirt and under shirt; I was going for my pants next when she got on her knees and eagerly undid my belt and zipper and pulled down my pants and boxers at the same time. My dick was only fully erect at that point and Janet began stroking it.

"Just as big as I hoped," she said.

She opened her mouth wide and put my dick into her mouth. Her lips were firmly sealed around my shaft, her tongue massaging it as it went up and down. She moaned with each pump into her mouth. With one hand she was grabbing my testicles and massaging them gently between her fingers. Every now and then she would take my dick all the way to the back of her throat, gagged a little before pulling it out of her mouth and resumed her work. At that point any hesitation I had about this was gone and I was just enjoying the best blow job I ever had. I had my hand on her head but she didn't me to guide her, she took my dick in her mouth like a real pro.

After a few more minutes of her sucking me off, she back and took off her bra and panties. Her tits were better than I expected them to be, full-round c-cups. I grabbed one of them as she kissed me again, her they felt better than Lila's. Janet bent herself over her desk and I got behind her I grabbed her by the hips as I shoved my dick right inside her. It was warm and very tight too. This was a pussy that every woman should have. I was pushing myself in her fast and hard, she moaned with each thrust into her pussy. I gave her ass a few good slaps on the ass and as expected she liked it.

I pulled out of her and turned her around to face her. She had a big smile on her face. She grabbed me and kissed me hard. I pushed her away and gave her a good slap on the face which she loved because she asked me to do it again and I did. I grabbed her tits and began sucking on each one like they were mountains of candy. I took her nipples into my mouth and gently bit and pulled on them, as I did this I stuck a hand between her legs and fingered her pussy.

I got her to lie down on the top of her desk and I got right on top of her. I shoved my dick back into her, our bodies were pressed hard against each other; I was holding the edges of the table while she had her nails digging into my back. She screamed into my ear as I pumped myself into her harder and faster.

"Faster, asshole, faster," she screamed.

I did as she wanted and gave her all that I got. In an instant her body lurched upward as an orgasm filled her body, she screamed so loudly I was afraid someone on the next floor would hear us. We turned around on the desk and she was now on top of me. She grinded her hips around my cock while I just laid there watching her amazing body, her tits bounced gently for my amusement. I wanted to get back on top of her again, but she held me down as she began fucking good and hard. I did my best to thrust my dick upward into her, but it was like she didn't need my help. She was getting what she wanted from me and I was pleased to let her take it. She had another orgasm and gave off another ear-piercing scream. Eventually I couldn't hold it any longer and with one last thrust I shot every ounce of cum I had in me right into her.

After resting for a few minutes we got off the desk and put our clothes back on.

"So, we have a deal right?" I asked.

"Yeah, you get your promotion," she said as she finished buttoning up her blouse. "Only it won't be for another three months, so you're going to keep me satisfied until then."

She gave me a big slap on the ass and told me to get out of her office.

The End!!

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