Hostile Government Take Over (Skit)

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Published 9/17/2011 @
Hostile Government take over (Skit)

A United States Senator,

A United States Congressman,

A United States Governor,

A Mayor from a large city in the Southwest

A lobbyist from a maniacal highly corrupted Multinational Corporation (jack)

They all meet at an undisclosed south sea location for a spirited meeting about 2012 presidential election.

Mayor,
Ha jack!
Give me my end for rigging the election results.
It won’t matter how they vote in the voting booth,
We can program the voting machines to do anything we want.

Governor,
Shut up little man,
You’re not getting anything until I get my end first!

Congressman,
Looks at both the Mayor & Governor
You greedy bunch of asses,
You don’t care about the country do you?

Senator,
Looks at the Congressman,
We like this country just as much as you do, butt head,
I like my profits (laughing)

(Jack)
Let’s get this right people!

Senator, you block every senate bill that Obama tries to pass in the senate,

Congressman, block all bills now till the time of the election, got it!

Mayor, start by changing the voting registers now!

Governor, you do the same and start public service messages/ announcements against Obama care.

(Jack),
We want to control everything & all the money!
After we privatize the post office, all public utilities and the government, there will be no more unions, no opposition, nothing but easy money, right!

To hell with the people,
We run the people!
They don’t know what’s best for them, we do, right!

A United States senator, Right! (Smiling)

A United States Congressman, Right!

A United States Governor, Right! (Smiling)

A mayor from a large city in the Southwest, Right!

Now ok Senator,
What do you want?

Senator,
Two, three week vacations in the south of France and a use of the corporate jet whenever I want and hefty undisclosed contributions to my campaigns right!

(Jack),
Writing demands on paper,
You got it senator.

(Jack),
You’re up Congressman, what do you want?

Congressman,
Two three weeks of vacations with three willing female companionships included,
Weekend massage parlor sessions and I want a hefty undisclosed contribution placed in my private bank account & to my campaigns, get it!

(Jack),
You take a big bite, Congressman.

Congressman,
That’s right (Jack),
This is just the start.

(Jack),
Ok you got it, Congressman.

Governor,
Is it my turn (Jack),
These greedy little bastards want everything!

(Jack),
Relax, talk to me Governor,
What do you want?

Governor,
Just give me my money,
Give me a house in my girlfriend’s name in Florida,
New car & monthly expense account!

(Jack),
Laughing,
Ok Governor, what ever you say.

Mayor,
Is there anything left Jack?

(Jack),
Sure Mayor,
Name it!

Mayor,
Here is a list of downtown lots for sale in my city,
I want them all purchased in my secret corporation’s name!

(Jack),
You got it Mayor,
Ill get right on it.

(Jack),
Now I heard all of you,
Now you hear me,
The money will keep coming only if we get what we want, got it!

No results, no money!

Obama, reelected,
No money!
All of you get this!

We want to control everything!

Go and tell all your people, we got real work to do!

So what, if we can’t get the black vote,
We might get the Latino vote if we really bend & twist the truth,
Half of the country is so stupid & we can pit one against the other & win the election,
Right boys!

A United States senator, Right! (Smiling)

A United States Congressman, Right! (Smiling)

A United States Governor, Right! (Smiling)

A mayor from a large city in the Southwest, Right! (Smiling)


(Jack),
Ok guys, the gifts will start next month, ok?

A United States senator, Right!

A United States Congressman, Ok (Smiling)

A United States Governor, Ok (Smiling)

A mayor from a large city in the Southwest, Right!


Except for (Jack),
They all leave the premise & get on a corporate jet in route back to the United States.

(Jack),
Calls his assistant into the room,
Did you get the video & sound recording of all that?

(Jack) Assistant,
Yes sir!

(Jacks)
We got the whole conversation,
Great, if any one crosses us,
We can release information,
Make sure all transactions and activities are recorded & documented,

(Jack) Assistant,
Sir, the next jet has arrived,
This one has two Supreme Court justices,
You want me to send them in now?

(Jack),
With a smirk on his face,
Yes, send in the clowns,
Send in the dirty face,
Greedy little clowns.


In summary,
Could this be a comic exaggeration of what goes on with our own government elected officials?

If you are of the belief that this is not happening, then you need to learn to read what is in full frontal view of you and between the lines.

Multi national corporate Lobbyist, with great vigor & gusto, daily romance, United States Senators, United States Congressmen, Mayors & Governors.

There are big dinners & power lunches, vacations & $ gifts.

Many promises made and many gifts exchanged,
One official presidential candidate recently as a week ago stated on national TV after being confronted, that he could not be bought for a mere $5000.00 dollars and any references being bought for that amount is offensive.
While making that statement, he had a stupid smirk on hid face.

It was latter reported that this same presidential candidate received $28.000.00 in cash plus from a pharmaceutical company in question.

If you think United States elected officials are for your best interest, think again.


They are all very rich, except for the extreme greedy who are filthy rich.

The extremists are all screaming less government as they are in bed with Multinational Corporation’s, the same Corporation’s who are attempting to privatize all control over this country, take pensions, post office, health care, military, police, fire departments ETC.

They are attempting to take pensions, takeaway social security, Medicare, Medicaid, take away United States safety net for the poor & indigent.

This conditions is nothing new as similar situations are popping up in others countries, Greece, England, Italy, Spain, Ireland, ETC.

In the past, the people would riot in the streets, as governments grew indifferent toward the people that put them in power.

This is 2011, the twenty first century,
We have record foreclosure rates,
Record unemployment,
Record poverty rates,
Record maniacal multinational corporate profits,
Record national & growing hatred & civil unrest,
Record amount of countries having distrust in this country,

The gap between the rich and the poor has never been this wide since the 1919,

The middle class is disappearing at an extremely fast rate,

This was the Vision of Three United States presidents, Ronald Regan & the first and the second George Bush as defined as the New World Order, in other words, you are ordered to do what ever they want.
They are attempting to replace the United States Government with multinational private corporations who are extremely profit driven.
The 1% would control the 99% as the masses would be subservient & at the non-mercy of the highly corrupted maniacal entities dictations.

They are trying to take pensions,
Social security,
Medicare,
Shutting down many government offices & services,
Imagine all national parks under privatize control,
Imagine all police departments under privatize control,
Imagine all fire departments under privatize control,
Imagine all Post Offices departments under privatize control,
Imagine all Public Works departments under privatize control,
Imagine the public having no input in public policies, all under privatize control,
Imagine NASA under privatize control,
Imagine Court systems under privatize control,
Imagine all Prison departments under privatize control,
Imagine all military departments under privatize control,
Imagine Federal Aviation Administration departments under privatize control,
Imagine all Transportation Safety Administration departments under privatize control,
Imagine all United States Custom departments under privatize control,
Imagine all Food & Drug Administration departments under privatize control,
Imagine all Consumer safety departments under privatize control,
Imagine all Public School departments under privatize control,
Imagine all Colleges & Universities under privatize control,
Imagine United States never having any oversight, Murder, Rapes Drug & People smuggling,
Imagine all of United States where you had no say in anything what so ever,
Imagine your children being taught poison under privatize control,

Year after year, slowly, most of the above listings are already happening.

Their agenda,
Dissolve all unions,
Privatize, all governmental entities,
Dissolve all public input,
Privatize the United States.

More and more people are living on the streets,

Young children are more that ever being exploited,

We have become desensitized and subliminally programmed to resist natural empathy.

We celebrate hostility & violence & degradation,

We have benign indifferences to the jest & less fortunate.

We have not learned from the past as we are repeating the same kinds of behavior as yesteryears.

Is this country being taken over by multinational corporations?
The answer is yes because we are half way their already.

Only by seeking the real truth, will you ultimately find it.

If you think that this article is an exaggeration,

Then open your eyes and see for yourself!
What if when you voted and it didn’t mean anything,
What if the fix was in already,
What if the system is already rigged.
How in the hell would you ever know.


Written by,
Everett Borders Ph.D.

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tazz317tazz317over 12 years ago
NO HONOR AMONGST THIEVES OR POLITICIANS

and of the pair, which is worst. TK U MLJ LV NV

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