It Never Happened

My mouth felt like cotton, I opened my eyes letting the daylight slowly creep in.

I moved my right arm and it bumped against something soft. I groaned as my half open eyes focused on what I had just touched.

"Oh Shit!" My hung over brain realized "Oh double fuck!" I was thinking to myself.

Facing away from me was my one of my best friends Michelle Hinckley.

It was all slowly coming back now.

Last night was the final blast for our employer. After 25 years in business he was calling it quits; due to age and the recent economic downturn as well.

We had become like a small family. We had seen us get married have children born and gone off to college. Sadly we had seen a few of us pass away as well.

Michelle and I always were like thick as thieves and at the closing party we were in our little space. So here we were standing there her drinking her cape codders; and me sucking down my rums and cokes.

I knew we were the last to leave and Michelle was slurring her words, and I wasn't doing much better.

I came back to the present and moved in closer to make sure it really was Michelle. As I did my cock slid into her. Her slick pussy engulfed me; and then nature took over as I got hard inside her.

I started humping her as I got harder and harder. She moaned and pushed her soft ass against me.

"Oh Bill!" She moaned as she was thinking it was her husband fucking her.

Her pussy squeezed tighter as I started to pump inside her faster and faster.

I reached around and got hold her apple sized tits. I squeezed them hard and she moaned and came on my cock. I kept fucking her and she came again.

Soon I was cumming inside her, filling her with my morning seed.

I pulled out and rubbed my cock on the cheeks of her ass. I was still a bit hard and her asshole looked so inviting winking its pink eye at me.

My cock was slick from our juices. So I rubbed my cock head over her asshole and she moaned.

"NO Bill!" She moaned.

But I slid my cock inside her asshole and she squirmed trying to get away. I grabbed her hips and pulled her into me.

She stopped squirming as my cock went all the way inside her.

"Oh Bill, it feels so nice." She moaned into her pillow, she was now rocking back and forth with me as I plowed into her.

I unleashed another hot load this time squirting inside her Hershey highway.

"Mmm yes honey that was so nice!" Michelle said "But I thought ..."

Her voice stopped in midsentence as she opened her eyes and realized I was not Bill.

"MIKE!" She screeched.

She moved away from me and pulled the sheet around herself.

"It's a little too late for that Shelby." I said to her.

She slapped my face as she ran into the bathroom, slamming the door behind her. I heard the lock slip into place as it did. Soon I heard the shower running.

"Damn it!" I heard her yell out.

"Problem?" I yelled out.

"There are no frigging bath towels in here." She said.

"I can get you some if you like?" I said through the door.

"Yes!" She said.

I grabbed some towels from the shelf in the closet.

"Um Michelle the door is locked!" I said.

"Just leave em by the door and I will get them." She said.

I left them outside the door and went to sit in one of the overstuffed chairs. It wasn't too long and the bathroom door opened and her hand came out and grabbed the towels.

Just as quick as the door opened it closed that quick as well and the door clicked shut once more.

When she finally came out wrapped in both towels, I went in and used the shower. Taking my towel with me as well. But I didn't feel the need to lock the door. I was midway between my shower when I heard the bathroom door open. Pretty soon I heard Michelle praying to the porcelain god.

"Oh god I need to stop drinking" She groaned into the toilet.

I opened the shower door and asked if everything was alright.

"I'll be fine in awhile." She said wiping away the remains of last night dinner from her chin.

I stepped out of the shower, my cock almost eye level with her.

"Not now Mike, I am so not into Vienna sausages." She half smiled and then groaned from it.

"Oh thanks for deflating my ego besides other body parts." I started to laugh after saying it, but my head started to throb.

Michelle stood up and for the first time I notice that the carpet did not match the drapes; Brown hair on her head and gray pubic hair over her pussy.

She noticed me looking, slapped my face again and then pulled the towel together.

She went out and got dressed while I was drying myself off.

I walked out into the bedroom the towel slung over my shoulder.

"MIKE PLEASE!" Michelle screamed.

She was dressed now but she ran back into the bathroom to pray once more.

When she came back out I was fully dressed and tying my shoes.

"What am I going to tell Bill?" She said her breath coming harder as she started to hyper ventilate.

"Tell him the truth or at least part of it." I said. Tell him you passed out here till this morning and then came home. Leave out the part about us fucking."

She punched my arm.

"But it would be lying." She hissed.

"Well would you rather tell him the whole thing and make matters worse?" I said.

She thought about it for awhile and then said "No."

"And this never happened Mike! She stated.

"No Michelle this never happened." I said

"You swear?" She said.

"Like Vegas, what happens here stays here." I said.

She smiled at me, because she knew my word was my bond.

She left before me and I waited half an hour and then paid the hotel bill.

That afternoon while I was sitting getting my resume updated my cell phone rang. I looked at the caller ID. It was Michelle.

And what never happened, never happened twice a week for the next few years.