Jared Club Has a Mary Christmas

"Oh...fuck, yes, fuck me hard," Mary commanded as I my cock pumped her furiously as my lips and tongue went back and forth between her hard puffed nipples.

My concentration was broken momentarily by the sound of scraping wood against wood. I looked to the left of Mary's shoulder and saw the green furred man bringing over a chair for himself; I thought he was going to be rude and just have his face close to our quickly gyrating loins, but instead he got up and stood up on it, putting his crotch face level with us.

Mary giggled and reached a hand up and started to pet the fur in front of her. From within the thick matted bulk a green tinged cock with a purple tip began to appear. With every pet of the fur, the green cock grew until it was a hard thick six inch throbbing piece of flesh. Mary smiled and said with a hint of irony in her voice, "It appears you have grown three times your size on this day" and began to roll her tongue around the purple tip of the green cock.

I could hear the supports of the chair creaking wildly from our three way sex play. I couldn't stop myself from thrusting harder, rougher into her as I watched her suck that cock while I flicked her nipples with my tongue. I felt how much she was enjoying herself from the volume of warm fluid that was beginning to roll down my own thighs.

I thought I would have more control over my excitement with a green cock so close to my face, but the mixture of the raw sexual aromas cascading my nostrils of Mary's cum, the green man's pre-cum that glistened along with Mary's saliva and my own arousal was driving me to thrust into Mary even harder. I had to act now or I would lose my opportunity. I lifted and dropped her ass cheeks in rhythm with her fluid oral stroking of the other's thick cock, rocking my own cock in her to counter -- she must have licked it as her moans escaped from the tight seal that she formed. I had to do something before I couldn't hold back the churning load building in my sac.

The moment that Mary's mouth popped off the green man's cock, I fluidly lifted her by the ass and onto the edge of the bed. Without giving her time to grab my waist and pull my cock back into her wanting pussy, I dropped my body down and brought my lips to her clit. Mary gave a lustful moan and called the green man to bring his cock to her and he obeyed; running and straddling her face so that his balls were touching her forehead. I slid two fingers between her soft pussy lips and pumped in and out to the motion of her tongue lapping the underside of the green cock above her mouth and while my mouth nipped and sucked on her clit, my left hand felt for my trench coat and the vial of the serum.

I managed to find it and bring it out. With one hand I popped the vial's plastic top off and with the pretense of getting into a better position, I quickly drank back the vile tasting elixir. I leaned back and put the vial back in my trench coat pocket and hit the button on the other item that I had brought with me: a timer set to countdown from five minutes. As I got ready to reposition myself I couldn't help but be memorized by the way Mary's breasts had almost a wave like motion, moving with the force of my fingers sliding back and forth inside her. Mr. Green had bent over slightly to let Mary take his pulsating purple tip in and out of mouth.

I took my fingers out of her sopping pussy and stood up off my knees. I took hold of my shaft and guided it to outline her sex, leaving a trail of pre-cum wherever I put it. I then began to rub my pulsating tip just inside her juicy pussy lips. I then guided it up and did little semi circles around her puffed and engorged clit. Mary must have felt it because she stopped sucking on the green cock and looked at me and whispered, "Pleeeeeeassssee, oh yes, please put it in! Fuck me more, fuck me, baby!"

I smiled as I placed her heels on my shoulders and pushed my cock into her again. I couldn't stop myself but began to roughly thrust into her, my balls slapping loudly against her ass cheeks.

Mary cried out as I continued to fuck her, pulling on her hips to bring her closer with each thrust, to drive deeper and deeper into her. Her vaginal muscles contracted hard against my cock, the pressure against my shaft heightening my desire to spray all I could deep into her, make her cum through my own.

Mary removed her mouth from the green furred man's cock, and locked her eyes with me and pleaded hungrily, "Ooooohhhhh, I'm cumming! Uuuuhh, I want you to come with me, baby, cum hard inside me, baby, cum baby cum!" I slammed against her harder and faster; the front of my thighs hitting the side of the bed frame violently. The pain recoiled up my spine, spurning me on to ensure that Mary thought of me when she thought of the season for giving. She had already gone back to running her tongue along the thick green skinned cock and finger fucking the loudly moaning creature's asshole. I wanted to cum and cum hard, to give Mary what she wanted -- I could feel her clit being tickled by my pubic hair as I ground deep into her.

The timer that I had clicked on finally began to beep, giving me the signal I needed. I grabbed Mary by the heels and spread them as wide as they could go and thrust even harder pushing her underneath the creature's buttocks. I groaned loudly as I began to cum, shooting my imbued semen into her, filling her, the sheer volume over sated her pussy's cup and spilling out over her ass cheeks.

The burning sensation of the mixture of the serum and cum jettisoning itself out of me into Mary was so intense that it felt like my throat had collapsed into itself; I struggled for breath while growling in animalistic delight. Mary's legs trembled and rolled with her own orgasm, her hands gripping my clenched ass cheeks even tighter, pulling me deep into her. It felt like hours before the I stopped shooting deep into her though I knew it was only mere seconds, my mind was reeling with the thoughts of never pulling out of her ever again, just keeping my cock buried for all time in her warmth. It didn't even occur to me to give myself a pat on the back for successfully completing part two of the mission. The green furred creature yelped pleasurably as Mary's mouth began sliding along his shaft, picking up speed with every forward movement down.

But the mission quickly came to mind when I head heavy footfalls and a deep voice shouting, "What the Sam Hill! I have to come back early to find my bloody passport so Homeland Security will let me enter American airspace without shooting me down and all hell breaks loose? Where the hell are my relaxors? Why isn't my wife in the bloody kitchen? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING USING MY FUCK SPOT FOR HER OWN PURPOSES!!!"

The green furred fellow panicked, pulling his cock from Mary's mouth and ran straight for the window, quickly opening it up and jumping out head first -- unfortunately forgetting that there was one fact of life: anything that is warm and moist being placed anything steel that's been exposed really icy wind and cold temperatures-- in this case the window frame -- will become stuck. There were a second that I thought that perhaps the weight of the tall spry fellow would simply peel the outer skin of the purple tip that seemed glued to the sill, but the sheer moistness of his dick held him fast. All that could be seen was this quivering Purple Heart shaped piece of flesh sticking up from the bottom of the sill. There must have been ice on the tiny ledge of the sill as the poor asshole couldn't get a grip with either his heels or his hands. He was quite a stout fellow though; all I heard was a weak, "Help" from the window.

Oh fuck was my first thought, my second was how was I going to stop the jolly elf from breaking parts of my body that I had grown rather attached to -- mainly the one that was currently still being held fast within his wife. Mary wasn't letting go, still lost in her own pleasure while I tried to reach for my trench coat and my wallet. Santa was a mythical entity, wasn't he? Maybe if I showed him my Judiciary council Identification and told him that this was part of an official administrative measure...

As it was, Mary only released me once Santa had kicked the door in. He looked angry, with Forescin beside him trying to pull on his arm as if to take him out of the room. I braced myself for a good old fashioned ass kicking, this one would especially hurt since I couldn't help but notice that Santa had the familiar ridge that designated steel toes lining his boots. I stood up and jumped beside the bed, a mixture of neutralized puss, my fluids and Mary's fluids dripped to the floor from my crotch and tensed every muscle in my body save one; it was on its way to the exact opposite. I waited for the barrage of mittened fists to start pummeling my body. Forescin must have been thinking the same thing because he hurried between me and the slowly approaching Santa.

Santa's eyes kept on going back and forth between me and his wife who was still in a swoon, sticking her fingers in herself and pulling them out to lick the reddish white paste off while humming dreamily, "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas." We were less than a foot apart now; Forescin trapped between our two bodies. I really wished that he had decided to watch Santa's face rather than mine.

I shuffled my feet for a few and then looked Nick dead in the eyes and said, "Sorry you had to learn about the little woman like this..." I tried to cover my quickly disappearing erection with an elf -- which was quite difficult considering the height difference made the elf's mouth just about right....

"Don't worry about me, I'll just hang around for a bit," a small voice said from just outside of the window, "I can wait until someone isn't busy...just swinging from my cock...nothing important."

The Jolly old soul gave a hearty laugh; put his hands on my shoulders, burying the elf even deeper into my groin. This was unfortunate as the elf's mouth was quite invitingly warm and tight and well, what dick can resist but not react to a hot moist hole? The elf, at first, began to choke and sputter then finally decided that he couldn't fight fate any longer and began to suckle. I couldn't but help to wonder if this is how cows felt when the calf was...but my thought was interrupted by the big guy's booming laugh.

"Uhm, does anyone have a warm glass of water, perhaps?" a weak voice said from the window, "This is a really painful predicament that I am experiencing at this particular point in time."

Nick simply told me, "Boy, why the hell do you think I married her with such a ferocious sexual appetite and then ignored her?"

"Oh fuck, it's ripping! It's ripping off!" came from the window. I looked towards the window and saw the purple heart give one final salute and only a thin stencil like impression was all that remained -- quickly followed by a large 'whomp' of something hitting the deep ashy snow two stories below.

I told him I didn't know.

He then gave me a wink and said, "Cuz the bitch is one hell of a 'ho 'ho 'ho!"