Joanie Goes Undercover

That done, I turned my attention to Hardigan, the CEO and permanent resident of Mt. Olympus. That would be gravy for Charles and Nash; they had made clear that Philip was the most important pawn in this bizarre chess game. I knew Hardigan's interest was piqued, after he got a surprise fuck with me. I needed to use that.

I was thinking of how to solve the Hardigan problem when a messenger came to me with a sealed envelope. It was Hardigan, up on Mt. Olympus. He wanted to discuss bank security with me. Could I please come to the 22nd floor at my earliest convenience? Translation: Hardigan was horny, and wanted to bang me again.

I showed the note to Susie. "Want me to come with you?" she said.

"Only if you want to; all he wants is to get his rocks off, I would assume," I said.

"I've never done a CEO before," Susie said dreamily. I thought, Really Susie? Hardigan? He makes me want to puke. But I said nothing and just smiled. Different strokes for different folks, and all that. If Susie wanted to stroke Hardigan's cock, I could deal with that. Cool. More power to her and better her than me, unless he'll do us both. Yes, of course he will. Shit.

Wait. He's old; maybe he won't be able to get it up for a second fuck. He probably popped a Viagra when he sent me the summons. We'd better go before he kicks the bucket. So once again we got in the elevator and headed up to Mt. Olympus. Just like with Philip, I used Hardigan's computer to get the music going (and quietly planted the virus) while Susie did a strip tease. Just like Philip, he chose to fuck Susie, the new meat. Works for me!

As I was sitting there dressed again and watching them fuck, super pleased this had been so easy, some executive I had never seen before entered Hardigan's office. He sat on Hardigan's couch next to me, and joined me watching the show. Then he said, "You're Joanie of Zurich, aren't you." It was not really a question.

"Strip for me, bitch," he said.

"I beg your pardon? I work in the bank, in security. You cannot talk to me that way; it's antediluvian," I replied, resisting spitting in his face.

Hardigan looked over and said, "Joanie, please take care of my colleague. I'll be forever grateful if you do. You know what my gratitude means, I hope."

I did not. But I quickly figured there was no way out. I needed to stay on the good side of Hardigan if I were to get to his personal laptop, too. I took my clothes off, although without entertainment value as Susie had done for Hardigan. "What's your name?" I asked. I figured I should know the names of men I was forced to fuck.

"You can call me Neil. It's short for Neanderthal. You'll find I'm a pretty good antediluvian fuck, as well. No match for your talents; you are a legend, you know." As near as I can tell, this was an attempt at self-effacing humor and apology, combined with what his Neanderthal brain thought was a complement. I decided to take it.

"Nice to meet you, Neil. I'm Joanie, as you know." I was down to my bra and panties. I removed them, and I was naked before him.

"Please get started while I undress," the Neanderthal said. I began to masturbate. I was totally not in the mood, but I desperately wanted to get wet before my antediluvian fuck. It wasn't working. No matter what I did, I was dry as a stone.

I looked at Hardigan and Susie. She was moaning, and Hardigan was clearly thrilled. Neil was also excited that he was going to get to nail Joanie of Zurich. Apparently I was every banker's dream girl. I was beginning to realize Hardigan invited me up as a favor to Neil so he could fuck me, and getting to fuck Susie was a surprise bonus for him. No wonder he was so happy.

"I can't get wet, Neil. I don't know why. I'm sorry. Do you want to eat me first? That always works," I said, almost pleading.

"That's okay. You'll get wet once we're fucking. It's all part of the antediluvian program." He lay me down, spread my legs, and plunged right into my desert dry cunt. I groaned with pain from the rough sex. Often pain is pleasure in the right circumstances; these were not the right circumstance. Pain was pain.

But my body decided to override my brain, and he was right: As we fucked, I became wet. I kept telling myself I had never fucked a Neanderthal before, and the idea of cross species sex I found quite erotic. Since Neanderthals have been extinct for thousands of years, no other woman could claim that she did this, other than me. I enjoyed this ridiculous fantasy, and it allowed me to get into the fuck.

I said, as he pounded me viciously, "Mmm. You're my first Neanderthal fuck. It's really hot to fuck an extinct species. I like the way Neanderthals fuck." Just then he plunged in really deep. I said, "Wow. Do that again. You're right: Antediluvian fucks are great!" Then I began to moan. I was really enjoying the fuck now.

Neil said, "God, Joanie, you are truly one good fuck. Christ you're good. I can't believe I'm fucking you." He sounded like an excited little boy. He was a super powerful and rich executive asshole, but just then, he was an excited adolescent getting to fuck the girl of his dreams.

"Cum inside me, lover," I said. First, I like when they do that. Second, I wanted to be a sloppy mess, so that Hardigan would not want seconds with me. I could not believe that he and Susie were still going at it.

She was now fucking him cowgirl style, and yelled, "Wah hoo, cowboy! Stick it up me! Yes, like that. "Oh yes. Wow. Again. Harder!" Hardigan was sweating underneath her, but clearly having one of the best fucks of his perverted life.

The think about Susie is that she looks so wholesome and innocent, as if she is curious but naïve where men are concerned. It's just not true, she has lots of experience with men and a mind so filthy it makes mine look like that of St. Francis.

The Neanderthal shot his load inside me, and I began to think about little hybrid babies: half human, half Neanderthal. I did not know what the theory was: Did Neanderthals and humans actually have interspecies sex, and little half-breed children? I seemed to remember I had read somewhere that they did, some 50,000 years ago. Maybe Neil was a descendant? It would not surprise me. Clearly I was enjoying the metaphor.

I got dressed, and waited for Susie and Hardigan to finish. I did not have a long wait, and Susie collapsed on the floor. Even Hardigan did not bounce back up, and lay there with her, fondling her boobs in an after sex blissful state. Neil had already left the office, smiling and leering at my body as I got dressed.

Susie and I returned to the 10th floor, and I began to map out our Las Vegas strategy in some detail. I also updated my Facebook status, giving the prearranged message that told Charles and Nash that I had gotten to Hardigan's computer. I knew Charles and Nash would be pleased.

We got to Las Vegas three days before Philip was scheduled to arrive. I figured we could have some girl time, some fun, before we surprised Philip with our presence. We were of course staying at the same hotel (one of the nicest ones) that Philip was staying at. I had arranged that.

I had forgotten to pack a swimsuit. We checked in, then went to the hotel store, and each bought swimsuits. The choice was limited, and I did not like the way I looked in the two-piece swimsuits, so I bought a one piece. It showed off all my curves, and that was enough. Susie had brought a bikini, so she was set.

I went to our room and changed and went directly to the pool. We walked through the casino in our swimsuits first, to see if men would notice, and boy, did they! Most of their eyes went to Susie; I was okay with that. Then we continued directly to the pool. We spent around an hour in the sun, then we each took a dip, and I told Susie I needed to unwind after the long flight and get a drink. She joined me at the pool bar.

The cocktails were uninteresting, so we went to the main bar at the hotel, and it had a more serious bartender. We looked normal in our swimwear at the pool, but we looked provocative at the hotel bar. I guess context makes a big difference. I asked the barkeep if he had a special cocktail, and of course he did. We each had one. It was good, and quite strong. I decided one was enough!

We left, carrying our drinks, and returned to the pool. A lot of eyes followed our asses as we left the bar. We went back to our chaise lounges and settled in. I could tell quite a few men were checking us out, but they left us alone. It was restful. Even though it was late in the day, around 4pm, we were both getting too hot, and decided to take a swim.

I had been a diver in high school, which was a long time ago. I kept it up a bit however, so I was not completely rusty, and just for fun I went on the board. It had the right spring, so I did a one and half twist and entered the water perfectly. I had not planned on it but boy did that get everyone's attention. Susie was flabbergasted.

"Joanie, you are full of surprises," she said as she swam over to me.

"My Dad called me his little fish when I was little," I said. "I was always in the water."

I had not realized that this would give shy young men a reason to approach us. Two of them took immediate advantage of it. They had the unimaginative names of Josh and Jake, but they seemed nice. Josh began, swimming over and saying, "Nice dive. I'd give it a 9.5." I giggled.

Jake added, "Are you in training for something?"

I said, "No, Susie here and I are just on vacation and trying to unwind. Work makes me tense, you know?"

We all shook hands above the water, and had a very pleasant conversation. The men were here for a convention, which had just ended, and they had to fly back to Chicago the next day. Perfect, I thought. They'll be gone and out of the way before Philip even arrives. When they found out we worked at First National Bank of the Continent, usually referred to as simply First National, they got excited, because they worked at an allied bank in Chicago.

It wasn't long before they invited us to dinner, and after Susie and I caucused, we accepted with pleasure. We told them we wanted to see a show, but we could do that the next night, it would be more fun to spend the evening with them.

We took in some more sun, then went to our room and showered, and got ready for dinner. We discussed what to wear.

"Where are we taking this with Josh and Jake?" I asked Susie.

"What do you mean?" she said.

"Well we can have a fun evening with them, thank them, kiss them goodnight, and that's the end of them. That's one extreme. The other extreme is to have a blow out orgy with them. There are plenty of options in between those two, too. What we decide should influence how we dress, don't you think?"

"Good point, " Susie said. "I vote for somewhere in the middle. I would not mind some serious petting, and letting them undress me above the waist for example, but we just met them; I'm not ready to go to bed with them."

"That sounds good. Susie, please do not let me drink too much, okay? I become a slut, and I mean a real slut, when I drink too much. I think both men are cute, sweet, and fun, but I don't want to be such a slut. You understand?"

Susie said, "Yes, yes I do. I have a similar problem with alcohol, as you doubtless have already noticed. If I were always sober, probably by now two men would have taken me to bed. With alcohol, it's more like 20. Actually it may be quite a few more than 20. Even saying this, I am full of shame. So, good friend, could you watch me, too?"

We were ready. Our clothes were revealing and suggestive, but not outlandish. I wore a diaphanous see through bra, and matching panties, but a nice, simple boat necked dress, with a belt at the waist so my curves came through. Susie wore a dress that zippered down the front, and she unzipped quite a bit of it.

"You might want to zip it up a little, Susie."

"Joanie, I'm in Vegas. I know nobody here but you. Loosen up."

"You got it, girl," I said. We left our room to find the men at the meeting point. There they were, both in suits and ties, and both looked great. I love it when men dress up. It made me feel special. Josh even wore aftershave. Josh took my hand, and Jake took Susie's hand, and we went to an Italian style restaurant at the hotel.

I was nervous for some reason, so I ordered a cocktail. So did the men. Susie looked uncertain, and ordered nothing. But when the drinks came and she tasted mine, she quickly ordered one, too. The men ordered a wonderful Italian red wine from Sicily. The four of us went through it quickly (that happens when the wine is so good), and we still had food left, so they ordered another one. We drank that through dessert and ended up finishing the bottle.

Two bottles and four people comes to a half bottle per person. We also had the cocktail. Susie and I are females, and on top of that we do not weigh much, so the inevitable happened, and we were both drunk.

After dinner the men proposed we tour the world. They wanted to show us the Eiffel Tower and walk along the canals of Venice. You can do that in Las Vegas. It was only when I rose from the table that I realized how drunk I was. I told Susie, and she said, "I am, too."

We went for a long walk, and at a romantic spot, Josh gently pulled me into him, took my face in his hands, and gave me a sweet kiss. I kissed back enthusiastically. Soon we were standing by the canal kissing passionately. I looked for Susie and she was kissing Jake just as passionately, as his hands went all over her backside.

Josh said, "Follow me," and he took my hand. He led me away from the canal and found a relatively private spot where someone was unlikely to stumble onto us. Jake and Susie had followed, too. We all started making out much more seriously. After a bit Josh unzipped the back of my dress, and Jake unzipped Susie's dress all the way, and then he gently pushed it open, revealing her pretty bra and panties set.

Neither one of us complained, and just kept kissing. Jake began to fondle Susie's boobs, which were still covered by her bra. Susie removed her bra and put it in her purse. Josh reached behind me and unhooked my bra. He then pushed my dress off my shoulders and removed my bra, too. I put it in my purse.

At this point I said, "Maybe we should return to the hotel, get some drinks, and take them up to our room?" Everyone agreed, and we both got zipped back up, now with boobs free to move about. Susie's dress was zipped up only to slight above her waist, so it was really easy to see her boobs, even her nipples if she moved slightly wrong.

She let it be. I let her get too drunk, I thought to myself. I did not know that my zipper was only half zipped, too. However my zipper is in the back of my dress, so it did not matter much.

Walking back to the room required walking through the casino, and plenty of men got to see parts of Susie's boobs. At one point she made a false step and swayed, revealing her entire boob to several lucky men who had the good fortune of being in the right spot at the right time.

We got drinks and took them back to our room, and a few minutes later our dresses were off. So were our stockings, so once again we were down to our panties. I put on some music, and to change the subject from undressing us, I asked Josh to dance. Susie did the same with Jake.

It did not take Josh long to stick his hands under my panties and on my ass. I took them out, stopped the music, stepped back and said, "Listen boys: We are almost naked and you are both fully dressed. Get with the program, we'll watch."

The men were all smiles, and undressed down to their briefs. It was fun to watch them do it. I started the music again, and Josh danced with me and kissed me as we danced. That was nice. I looked over at Susie and was a bit shocked to see that she was now naked: Jake had pushed down her panties. As I looked, Susie dropped to her knees, yanked off Jake's briefs, and found a nice, hard cock and began a blowjob. Susie gives amazing blowjobs.

So much for not drinking too much, and petting above the waist.

This was the girl who did not want an orgy. Josh looked at me expectantly. I was just not in the mood. So I led him over to Susie, put her on all fours as she continued to suck, and pointed Josh towards her luscious cunt. He smiled, got on the floor and began to lick her. She moaned, so he continued, and after a few minutes he got on his knees, grabbed her hips and held her steady, and then abruptly stuck his cock in her.

Susie was startled, to say the least. She almost jumped, but then she sighed. She turned her head back to face him, smiled, and said, "Nice cock, Josh." They fucked in earnest, as Susie never missed a trick blowing Jake. I masturbated and watched.

Susie gives great head, and Jake was the first to blow his load. He shot right into Susie's mouth and she swallowed it all. Josh kept fucking her, but eventually he squirted his load too, pulling out at the last instance and squirting onto her back. Then they joined Jake, lying on the floor. Susie was smiling.

Jake was the first to recover his erection, and Susie whispered something to him. Next she whispered something to Josh. Both nodded. I was curious, but said nothing. Jake was hard after Susie's whisper. Both men took us girls to the bed and lay us side by side. They flipped a coin, and Josh climbed on me, Jake on Susie. They both entered us and started to fuck us. Josh leaned forward and kissed me as he took me. I kissed back.

The dancing music I had started when we entered the room was still playing, and when the first song ended, the men switched girls. I was really surprised by this, and surprised that I just let them do it. Now Jake was fucking me. The next song ended and they switched again. I figured out what Susie had whispered.

I got into it and began to moan. Hearing me moan reminded Susie, and she began to moan, too. My orgasm was building when the song ended. Josh pulled out at exactly the wrong time! Damn it. I was losing track of who was fucking me, and I no longer cared. It started to build again, and I was hoping the song would not end. "Don't leave me," I sobbed to whoever was on top of me. "I need to cum. Please don't stop fucking me!"

It was Josh who was fucking me. "Don't worry, Joanie. I won't stop. I'll fuck you till morning." That was it: his words drove me over the top and I had a screaming orgasm. He shot his load deep inside me a few minutes later.

Jake pounded away at Susie for another solid five minutes, and close to the end she finally came, too. Then Jake let loose, deep inside her, as well. We all collapsed.

"You're Joanie of Zurich, aren't you?" Josh said. My heart sank. "I just realized it. Hey Jake, we just fucked Joanie of Zurich. Can you believe it? I've watched the videos of you at least 20 times."

"That's all?" Jake said. "I've watched them maybe 100 times!"

Then, thinking Susie might feel left out, Jake said, "Susie, that was the best blowjob in history. My God girl, you are something else. And your cunt is so sweet. I know it's just the sex talking, but I feel as if I am in love with you."

"Thanks, Jake. Yes, it's the sex talking. But if you come to New York, look me up. I like you too; I generally only fuck men I like."

I was grateful Susie was changing the subject. The men said they would find a reason to come to NY. I figured they would. The way men think, why not go to NY and spend a weekend in bed with two hot women? I for one was not going to be just a weekend recreational fuck for these two men. Susie can do what she wants, but Joanie of Zurich is not giving our her address or telephone. And I did not.

The men got dressed, at least enough to get to their rooms, and we walked them to our door, both of us still naked. We kissed them each a long time with the door to our room open, which surprised them, and then we went into the hallway, stark naked and dripping cum, and waved after them, blowing them kisses, as they walked away. That was a sight they would not forget.