"Not to worry," she said as I stood looking in dismay at the mess in the middle of her bed. "I like messy sex so I keep a plastic sheet under the regular one. Strip off the sheet while get a fresh one."
Within five minutes we were snuggled together on a clean bed falling asleep to the sound of the waves.
SAFE SEX WARNING:
If you are stupid enough to practice unsafe sex, you owe it to your species to get AIDS and die to prevent further pollution of the human gene pool.
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