Loch Ness Monster

"GRAWWAAAHHH!" Brian looked on exasperated as his girlfriend Penny flipped his soft dick around the mass of hair, "I am the Loch Ness Monster!!! GRAAAAWWWAAAHHH!!!"

Using her fingers, she pulled apart the pee-slit, making it look like a little mouth, "GRAAAAWWWAAAHHH!"

Sinking it back down, she rubbed the limp dick against his body, making it even smaller before tugging on it quickly to bring it springing forward as though it was about to attack his belly-button, "GRAAAAWWWWAAAAHHH!"

All right, that was it. Brian grabbed her hand and pulled it from his dick, "Would you stop that?!"

"What?" Innocent brown eyes looked up into his, as though she had absolutely no idea how strange and humiliating that was.

"It's not the Loch Ness Monster!" He was practically ready to start yelling.

"No, but look, look, look," she insisted, pulling her hand away from his and opening the pee-slit mouth again, "See? It looks like it's a big serpent springing of seaweed, this is it's mouth." Proudly she looked up at him, "It's the Loch Ness Monster."

He groaned as she started making the head of his dick prowl around his groin area as though it was looking for something, "Grrr...."

"You'd think you were 5 instead of 25." he told her.

As usual, the toying eventually started to make him hard despite the humiliation of having her play with him like this. While his member was firming up between her fingers, her eyes got bigger.

"Ohhh... the baby Loch Ness Monster is growing up and soon it's going to be a big terrorizing Loch Ness Monster!" Brian groaned... just the way she said that made him want to get soft again. Little luck with that the way her fingers rubbed across the top of his dick, opening and closing the sensitive pee-slit as if it really was a mouth. Penny was just lucky that he really loved her, that was the only reason he'd put up with something as silly as this. And fortunately she didn't do it too often, otherwise he'd have to find something to do back to her.

"Awww..." she made a face as his dick got too hard to bend around, "Now I can't play anymore!"

"GOOD!" He said, and rolled over on top of her as she squealed. Now it was his turn to get some pleasure and he took great pride in shoving his "Loch Ness Monster" into her in one rough stroke that made her gasp. As always it was hot, passionate sex, while she clenched her arms and legs around him, begging him to fuck her harder. No matter how much she made him feel like a loser when she was playing with his soft dick, he always felt like more of a man once he'd pounded her good and hard.

Bringing his hand down on her ass, he spanked her as they fucked, repaying her for some of the humiliation. Sometimes he thought she did it on purpose, just when she wanted rough sex, because she knew that he'd be harder on her after she played with him soft like that. Still, he wished that she would just skip that and do normal foreplay like she did most of the time. But she did seem to enjoy her silly game.

As their wild romp drew to it's usual mutually pleasurable conclusion, he leaned down and whispered in her ear, "You're lucky I love you so much."

Penny sighed with happiness and wrapped her arms around his neck.

Not too much later he was laying back on the bed as she inspected his groin, "Now it really looks like seaweed and wetness... only the Loch Ness Monster got smaller." She made a sad face.

About to sigh with exasperation, it turned into a sight of pleasure as she lowered her mouth and began licking their combined juices from him. Whatever you could say about some of Penny's odd quirks, she did take care of him. Of course, as soon as he was clean she resumed her games.

Trying to ignore her for awhile as she "Grr"ed and "Grawwwe"ed all around his crotch, he finally took notice again as there was a new sensation and she'd gotten awfully quiet. His dick was all bunched up, the skin from the shaft being pulled over the mushroom head so the head completely disappeared. Penny pinched the skin at the top and giggled at the strange looking result, a headless penis.

After a moment she released her fingers and the mushroom came springing forward again, ready for more experiments. Penny started cracking up and Brian sighed.

"Now what?" he asked.

"It's like a turtle!" she squealed happily, and set back to work shoving his mushroom into the folds of his skin.

Brian groaned.