"Next step, get all the tangles out of my hair. Long hair looks nice, but it's a pain to rinse and brush and style!" Joey started brushing her long hair from the bottom up which was the opposite of the way she normally did it. Interesting! She would have to try it that way next time.
"Now we need to dry it. Don't get too close to my scalp with the blower or you'll burn me. Pull the hair out with the brush and then blow the air through it. Good, now let's do the front and sides. Sit in front of me between my legs and blow the air back through my hair again." She stroked his cock again as he blew her hair.
"Time to dress me!"
"Can you go over and get my jewelry box? Thanks. Recognize this? It's the waste bracelet you gave me the day you showed me the car ownership change. It's the first thing I put on. I ALWAYS wear it under my clothes when I go to work. It's soft and slinky feeling on my skin and makes me feel sexy and wanted like the day you gave it to me!"
"Normally I wear a skirt to work. If it's cold out, I wear tights underneath. There's nothing worse than having a cold draft blow on your groin! I wear pantyhose if it's warmer out. If I'm feeling naughty, I'll wear nylons."
"Bras and panties and hosiery are not just functional pieces of clothing. People may not see them, but you can feel them, and if they feel good and look good then it makes you feel sexy! I'm feeling frisky today, so let's go with the nylons. Can you grab the sheer white nylons and white garter belt in the back of my third drawer? Yup, those are the ones."
"Now place the garter belt around my waist and fasten it together then pull it snug against my hips. Good! Some people wear the panties under the garter belt, but I prefer the panties over the garter belt for two reasons. If you have to go to the washroom, you can just take your panties off with removing the rest, and if your brother wants to have a quickie with you, it's much easier!"
"Okay, I'm ready for the nylons. Nylons are expensive, and it's easy to ruin them if you catch them on your toenails, so you need to roll them up first. Put your thumbs on each side of the opening and then roll them up until your thumbs are tight against the toe of the nylon. Slip it over my toes and then gradually roll the material up my leg. Now fasten the two garter belt clips to the top. Excellent! Now do the other leg. Excellent!"
"There are different nylon types. These are sheer nylons. See how shiny they look? Feel how soft they feel on my leg. Run your hands over them, nice and slow. Start at my ankle and run your fingertips all the way up to the top. Mmmm that feels good! Put your ear up close and listen to the swishing noise the nylon material makes when I cross my legs. That's such a sexy sound! Now, lift my legs up over your shoulders and let me wrap them around your neck and slowly move them. Do you like the feel of the sheer material on your neck Joey?"
"We're ready for bra and panties."
"I don't like thongs because I don't like having a strip off material rubbing against by butthole all day. I don't need one anyway because my skirts are thick enough that you can't see any panty lines. Even though my brother swears, my breasts are just the perfect size and shape, a lot of my bras are push-up to enhance my natural assets. As I mentioned earlier, I like soft frilly bras that make me feel sexy. I don't need a heavy duty bra anyway because my breasts aren't very big. Supposedly, I will be grateful later when I don't have saggy tits. Can you grab the red bra in the second drawer and a red pair of panties? I'm feeling naughtier and naughtier!"
"Okay, ready for the outer clothing. The length of my work skirts matches the age of the store clientele, and all the colors are conservative. Usually, I would never wear a sheer see-through blouse to work, but today I would like you to grab the sheer white blouse that has the frilly front and one of the black skirts from the closet. Yup, those are the ones. Put the blouse on first and button up the back. Now, unzip the skirt and let me slip into it. Zip me up. Good! That's it!"
"What do you think? See how you can see the frilly red bra through the sheer white blouse? Run your hand up my back. Doesn't the sheer blouse material feel smooth on your hand? That's how it feels on my skin! Do you like the way the skirt hugs my butt? Put your hands on my cheeks Joey and squeeze them nice and slow! See my hard nipples? Graze the palms of your hands over them in circles! Mmmm that feels good!"
"My nails are already done. I hardly wear any makeup because I have a clear complexion and okay skin color. I just put a little bit of lipstick on to give my lips a glossy look and a bit of eyeshadow."
"Last but not least, are the shoes. I don't wear high heel shoes to work anymore. It's just too hard on my feet! But today, since we're playing, I want you to grab the tallest pair of black heels you can find in my closet. Now, slip the first one over my smooth nylon clad toes and now the other one. Excellent!"
"Tada! You have just transformed your plain-Jane sister into sexy Lola all by yourself! Black pumps, sheer white nylons, black skirt and sheer white blouse covering racy red panties and bra. Are you pleased with your work?"
"Good! Because there is a customer that I need to serve!"
Lola walked a few feet away and then turned around and walked back towards Joey and eyed him up and down.
"You know sir; we do have a 'no shirt no service' policy, but I guess you are wearing a shirt, and I don't remember anything in the manual about protruding angry looking red penises, so I guess I can serve you."
"Are you here for some shoes for your lovely sister?"
"No? Well, I'm sorry, but we only carry women's shoes."
"Oh! You like to cross dress! Well then, we have lots of shoes for you!"
"Let's see, what would look good on you?" Lola sashayed over to the wall swinging her hips in an exaggerated fashion and bent over and pretended to look for shoes. "I hope you're not looking at my behind! Your angry red penis has already got me all worked up and if I know you're ogling my behind my panties will get even wetter than they already are. There's nothing worse than working in wet sticky panties all day! "
"I don't see any shoes down here that would fit you. The bigger sizes are on the upper shelf. Let me get the step ladder. Can you hold me, so I don't fall? I'm feeling a bit woozy from all the blood pooling between my legs! Grab me a bit higher, please." Lola moved his hands from her waist to her breasts. "That better but I'm still feeling shaky! Do you mind if I hold onto your penis? Thanks. Now I'm good!"
Lola got off the pretend step ladder and walked between Joey's legs. "I'm sorry sir, but we don't seem to have any shoes in your size. I'm sure I have something at home that would accommodate what's between your legs, though? Would you be interested?"
'Good, because I can't wait to get out of these wet panties! Can you reach under my skirt and pull my red satin panties down? Oops! Look at the wet spot on the crotch sir! Look how you've made a mess of my panties! You bad boy! Just for that, I want you to put them up to your nose and breathe in deep! That's it, inhale really deep! Deeper! Now lick it! Put your tongue in the crotch and lick it up. That's so naughty! You just ate the sales girl! One minute that was in me, and now it's in you!"
"Now unzip my skirt until it slides off my hips. Unbutton my blouse and bra. Now, lie back on the bed and let me slowly slide my pussy down your yummy bloated purple penis until I'm all filled up nice and full. Mmmm, your dick feels scrumptious! A lot like my brother's cock. Oops! I meant my boyfriend's cock! I'm going to lie my supposedly perfect breasts on your bare chest and slowly rock back and forth on your cock. Each time I move, I'm going to give him a loving squeeze from my silky smooth vagina, rub my sheer nylons across your bare skin and dangle my coconut scented hair in your face. If we do it slowly, I can almost keep it up forever. That's important because we're going to need lots of time because my boss also told me my brother thinks I'm very smart and is proud of me and I want to hear all about it in great detail! Take as much time as you need!"
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"Hello?"
"Hi, Laura. It's Susan Granger. I'm terribly sorry to call you at home, but I have a crisis on my hands. We have a huge presentation on Tuesday. People are flying in from all over the country. Frank was supposed to set up all the computers in the training room, but I just got back from the office, and nothing is set up. I've been leaving messages for Frank, but he's not responding. It will be a disaster if all those people show up and nothing is working."
"This latest problem is the last straw with Frank. I know he reports to you, but I've had it with him! He is surly and unhelpful most of the time. Everybody dreads dealing with him. He makes you feel like an idiot when you ask for help! He seems to have a problem dealing with people face to face. He would rather send ten emails telling people what to try instead of just walking over and helping them."
"I want him gone, but right now I'm more concerned about getting all those computers set up. I don't know much about computers, but I dragged my son in who's an expert. We're at work now. Can you walk him through what he needs to do?"
"Sure Susan. Tell your son to start one of the computers up. I can take control of it remotely and walk him through loading the software. It's on the network so I'll just give him the link and we can do one or two setups together. I can drive down tonight after he gets started and help him finish the rest."
"Thanks so much Laura but I don't want you driving at this time of night. Just come down early in the morning. As long as everything is running by the end of Monday, we're good. Joey said as long as I keep him supplied with Red Bull and junk food he can work through the night."
"Okay, I'm dialed in. Can you put your son the line?"
"Thanks, Laura. You're a life saver!"
"No problem Susan. I'll be at your office bright and early tomorrow morning to deal with Frank, and then I can help Joey with whatever needs finishing."
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"Whew! What a relief! Everything is finally ready! Thanks so much Laura!"
"Your son deserves most of the credit. He set up the majority of the machines last night. I just gave him the setup information and links and answered a few questions."
"Yes, I owe him big time. He's always been the go-to family person when it came to computer stuff, but this was beyond the call of duty."
"Speaking of Joey, this is just tentative, but I have an idea to run by you. What would you think if I offered Joey Frank's job?"
"My techies in the head office do the high level IT design work and testing. Then we push out the software and documentation to the branches. The branch IT people do the setup and regular maintenance work. Most of what they do is not that hard. If they get stuck, they call us, and we dial in."
"Joey probably already knows how to do most of what Frank was doing. I'm confident we can show him the rest. Your son is obviously no dummy, or he wouldn't be in the university program he's in, and wouldn't have built a computer on his own when he was thirteen! Frank wasn't stupid, but he had poor interpersonal skills. Joey doesn't seem like that. He was very easy to work, and plus I have a very reliable personal reference sitting right next to me who can vouch for his people skills. The fact that he was willing to come in at the last minute and work all night long to help his mom says a lot about his character."
"We could offer him a probationary contract and if that worked out a salaried position with benefits. I would still want to call the two stores he worked at for references. I would also get one of my technicians to schedule a full day working interview with Joey to verify what he knows. If those things work out, it would just come down to whether his mom is okay with the idea. After all, he would be serving your office."
"Laura, if it's fine with you and Joey, it's fine by me. You're going to be his boss, not me. I'm confident he'll get along with my staff, and I know he's smart with computers. If the references check out and your techie is satisfied then feel free to hire him."
"Excellent! I'll give him a call and see if he's interested. Well, I think that's enough excitement for today, Susan! Can you recommend a local hotel?"
"Don't be silly! You can stay at my apartment. I have a spare room."
"Are you sure? I don't want to impose."
"It's no problem. Plus, I can show you my new place! I gutted it and picked everything new with some help from Lola. I'd like to hear what you think."
"Sounds like a plan. That just leaves supper. Is there a restaurant around here?"
"Yes, but supper is already ready. Chef Joey will already have our meals prepared."
"Chef Joey?"
"Believe or not he does the cooking from Monday to Thursday. I only have to cook on the weekend."
"And?"
"You mean is it edible? I was skeptical at first. He never did anything at home but he's not a bad cook, and I give him an occasional tip. I believe tonight's meal is chicken cacciatore."
"Ooh! That sounds good. I'm starving! Let's go!"
"That was delicious Susan," Laura said after they finished Joey's meal and several glasses of wine.
"Yes it was, and the best part was I didn't have to make it! Everything always tastes better when someone else prepares it! It's been great to see you again. I don't regret moving here, but there are a few people I miss from the old office, and you're one of them. Well, I should let you go. It's getting late. You must be exhausted from the chaos of the last two days!"
Susan went to get up, but Laura reached over and gently grasped Susan's fingers. "The night doesn't need to end on my account."
Susan silently digested the intent of Laura's comment. "Does this mean what I think it means?"
"Susan, we've known each other for a long time, and you probably know I'm gay but what you don't know is that I've had feelings for you for a long time. If any of the other branch heads called me at home on Sunday night and I had to dial in, drive hours the next day, fire someone and then get everything set up, I wouldn't have been too happy. But when I heard your voice my mood lifted right away, and I was eager to help and was thinking about seeing you the whole drive down. I was thrilled when everything came together because I knew it was a big deal for you and I wanted to help."
"Being gay and female and shy is a recipe for spinsterhood, and I don't want to spend my life alone, so I try to take advantage of opportunities when they come up. I knew you were married though and I'm not a home wrecker, so I contented myself with our monthly lunches. When I heard you were leaving, I was bummed out. But then this opportunity came up for me to see you and I jumped at it. Then you invited me to sleep at your home and fed me a delicious meal and reminded me of why I like you so much. You just told me you missed me. If that's not an obvious example of the Universe giving me a nudge to go for it, I'm not sure what is! I don't want the night to end if there's any chance it doesn't need to. If you are not interested just let me know, and hopefully, you can excuse my advance, and we can still be friends but if there is any interest at all ..."
"I don't know," Susan said after an awkward silence. "I haven't been with anyone else for over twenty years, and I've never been with a woman. I don't know how."
"I would be my pleasure to show you if you'll let me."
There was another long pause, and then Susan held her hand out. "My bedroom is this way."
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"How's the coffee?"
"It's delicious! Thanks, Susan. I don't feel too bad at the moment, but some unnamed person kept me up most of the night, and I know the lack of sleep is going to hit me like a ton of bricks sooner or later!"
"I don't seem to recall you complaining or telling me to stop last night?"
"I wanted to many times!" Laura said with a straight face. "But you overpowered me with your enthusiasm! My God Susan! You were insatiable! How long has it been?"
"A long, long while! I had a lot of catching up to do!"
"Mom! Mom! Where are you?"
"Susan! There's someone in your apartment!" Laura said with an alarmed look.
"It's only my daughter Lola."
"How did she get in, the door was locked?"
"I made the mistake of giving her a key."
"I didn't hear a knock."
"She never knocks, and if past behavior is any guide, she'll be barging through the bedroom door any second now."
"Shit!! I need to get dressed!"
"Just stay where you. I think it's time someone was a taught a lesson in manners."
Lola opened the door and stopped dead in her tracks.
Laura had pulled the covers up to her neck, but Susan was naked from the waist up. Susan was using every last ounce of control to keep a straight face. "Yes, dear? What can I do for you?"
Lola looked at Susan and then at Laura and then behind her shoulder as Joey approached. She did a u-turn and bolted out of the room. "DON'T go in there, Joey!"
Susan heard her apartment door close and then doubled over laughing hysterically. Her eyes were watering profusely, and mascara streaked her face. She would just about stop laughing, and then another set of giggles would bubble up. Eventually, the spasms petered out.
"Are you okay Susan?" Laura said with a concerned voice.
"Oh yeah! That was the best laugh I've had in years! The look on her face was priceless! I wish I had a picture! I wish I could have a laugh like that every day! I feel totally pumped!"
Susan lay there with a blissful look on her face for a minute and then turned towards Laura with a seductive look. She slowly draped her leg across Laura's and placed one of Laura's hands on her heart. "Feel how hard my heart is beating."
Then she placed Laura's fingers between her legs. "Feel the wetness, Laura? It appears that all of that laughing has gotten more than just my heart pumping. Is there something you can do about that?"
"Most definitely!"
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Lola was determined not to cry. Her mood had lurched between panic and depression and anger since the second test came back positive, but she hadn't cried.
She was currently angry and venting at the source of her vision.
"Hey, you! Are you listening? You screwed up big time! I distinctly remember the order of my vision being a drive-in, graduation, job, house and THEN twins! How is it even possible to get pregnant with an IUD? Maybe you don't care about the minor details, but I do! What good is a great plan without proper execution! I hate to mention him, but the 'Devil' is in the details! Is that why the world is in such a mess? You come up with all these grand plans, and then walk away, and you know who gets involved with his sticky little fingers and makes a 'hell' of a mess!"
"I don't need a house, and I don't have a problem having kids with my brother but NOT now! How are we going to live? I won't be able to work with two babies sucking on my breasts 24/7 for months! I'll be exhausted. Mom is still working. I can't leave the kids with her. Joey only gets fifteen hours a week at the store. How are we supposed to live on that! Just answer that one little minor question!"
"Oh forget it! Why am I even wasting my time talking to you! You're not listening!"
She crawled into bed and hugged Joey's pillow in a fetal position, trying to fight off another panic attack.
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"Lola, are you home?"
"I'm in the bedroom Joey." Lola sat up and waited for Joey to enter.
"Joey, I have something important to tell you."