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"I don't know."
"You can be such an ass sometimes. If I didn't love you so much I'd hang up on you! The police are here again. I'll call you back." I sat there holding the phone like she was still on the line. Why did I wait so long to say the obvious? I finally hung up the phone and waited. I heard a car outside and looked out to see Gail came screeching into the drive. She came running in the house and threw her arms around me and kissed me. "You are such a shit! I could just hit you, you know that! I have to damn near get turned into a grease spot before you would say you love me! What am I chopped liver?"
"No but you keep picking the wrong teams and it interferes with my emotions!
I love you Gail."
"I love you Alex."
The End.
- COMMENTS
Polly_Dollyabout 1 year agoCute. Sweet. Beautiful. Story. And a gift for and/or by dint of hard work a skill for understated hilarity. Definitely delving into author’s other works. And for some reason, suddenly need to meet a woman like Gail.
Anonymousover 6 years agoA story with only one inconceivable aspect, Gina finding the camera and needing sex from Alex. The rest of it could have actually happened which makes this a really good story.
And the love story is just great. Jennie's reluctance with Alex was puzzling so you could have explained that.
Anonymousover 7 years agoOne word: WOW!!!
Totally awesome, heavily romantic and stupidly humorous.
Going through my list of female best friends who might be in love with me...
Anonymousabout 11 years agoAre you a freaking scribe or what. Awesome awesome awesome story. Even better than most erotic stories here and that's an understatement. More of Alex and Gail.
