Love on the Mountain

I stood up and reached for my wallet. "How much do I owe you."

"Nothin'. It's on the house. Drive careful now."

I went out to my Midget thinking about what the waitress had said about Fiona and the mountain. I, too, had heard the banshee wail and the moaning of the wind through the trees as if some animal had been in pain, but I had heard it coming from Fiona O'Brian as I fucked her in my tent. I had her panties to prove it. I reached into my pocket to make sure they were still there only to come up empty handed.