Merry Adventures of Puck No. 01

He glanced out in the crowd of nude bodies. There was a wink from Mrs. Mulligan and wiggle of her girls. He disliked how she had started to openly flirt with him this last month. For a moment he thought he saw a little creature smiling at the door, but at second glance he saw nothing. Overall he smiled.

"Today is a good day," he said aloud.

"Well, of course sheriff," the new Mary Thomas giggled. "It's Nude Day."

"Yes," he said purely and earnestly. "It is."

And the necessary celebration began and continued as tradition and holiday. And that dear readers, is the real end.