Miranda's Magic Mouth Ch. 02

After her presentation, Mandy and Sarah had been avoiding their roommate. If the three of them hadn't known each other for so long the whole affair would have been revolting, and kind of disgusting. But Miranda had always had a strange sense of humor and had always been the black sheep of the trio. After days of not talking about it though, Mandy Finally burst as they were headed across campus to Sarah's beat up car.

"I'm still in disbelief about 'Randa."

Sarah grinned, happy to egg on her outspoken friend, "about what?" she asked innocently.

She shot a look at Sarah suggesting that she was in fact the stupidest person within ten miles, and that she would be soon transferred to Dullard's School for the Impressively Stupid but Large Breasted as soon as the van was here.

"You're fucking with me right now," she said flatly, reminding herself not to be angry, "I'm clearly talking about this obsession she has for insisting every guy she sleeps with is huge!"

"I mean, who hasn't added a little when telling a story..." Sarah teased.

"She adds a whole cock-length!" Mandy furiously whispered, "It's ridiculous and she should be in the hospital for all the foot long dongs assaulting her orifices!"

"I've heard she IS really good at giving head..."

"EVERYONE has heard she is great at head, and that's fine, but I don't understand her deal, I mean, the doctored photos? Girl, I was grinding on James two weekends ago, and I promise you, if he was slinging what she showed us, I would have gone home with him, and I'd still be waddling right now."

Sarah giggled at the swagger in Mandy's voice. Listening to her complain was quite the show at times. She listened to her go on about how they danced and groped and what she would have liked to do with him if she hadn't left earlier...

She had talked away her irritation at Miranda by the time they got to the car. Sarah backed the car out and said nonchalantly, "I asked her to send me those pictures after you both stormed off."

"Eww," Mandy grinned evilly, "You did that to porn your friend made?"

"No! Well, I mean," she grimaced, "not like, on purpose..."

"Oh my God," Mandy's laughter came from deep in her belly, "I think you've actually gotten dumber!" She continued mocking her friend until she was out of breath. Experience had taught Sarah that there was no real defense from Mandy's verbal lashing once she had begun, so she mentally planned out the rest of her day and how she would likely structure her essay she had to turn in next Monday.

"ANY ways," Sarah began, ready to drop a fat stack of I-told-you-so on Mandy, "I looked through the pictures she took, and even ran them through a photo-checker online." Her car heaved to a halt as she shifted into park, and straight faced, "she didn't alter anything."

Miranda hadn't given much mind to her roommate's distance after their last spat. People don't always get along, and Mandy had always had a rather big personality. Regardless, she was continuing with her research. She had run several guys through the same setup, however, she was a bit more discreet. For example, she had stopped trying to gather photographic evidence, instead simply logging her data in a journal. She had also stopped whipping out a ruler; instead she marked lines on her forearm prior to hooking up so she could measure more discreetly.

You the reader might be wondering what sort of girl just sucks cocks in a near endless stream of dong research. You may also wonder what man doesn't freak out when his cock is doubled in length for no reason. Well, no one asked you, okay? It's a smutty story. Just visualize the sloppy blowjobs and keep stroking.

Mandy's ambush was set. Sarah was present, for impartiality, and because she is a pervert who needs no encouragement to partake in voyeuristic activities. Her friend with benefits Tyler was seated comfortably in the common area of their apartment-style dorm, eager to supply the penis. Miranda was due to arrive soon.

This wasn't really an experiment for Mandy. For her, it was more a matter of pride, a contest of ability. She had no way of knowing that Miranda was blessed with phenomenal fellatio magic. Therefore, she wanted Miranda unprepared. She was dressed for their battle, or hardly dressed, as it were. Her large full breasts were draped in a loose black tank top, split down the side, sideboob spilling everywhere. She knew Tyler was crazy for big boobs, and she has Miranda beat by a long shot. Bright gold blonde hair was tied in two thick pigtails for Tyler to hold on to, like he loved. She was wearing a tiny little miniskirt for no reason except Tyler's gaze. She only owned it for slutty costume parties anyways.

Tyler was annoying, because he had everything going for him. He was undeniably handsome; his face looked like it was carved from a very masculine boulder. When he grew a beard, he looked like he was the captain of a great sailing vessel. He was well muscled, even though he spent little time working out. He had no issues talking to women and bedding them, but he never stayed tied to one very long, screwing his way through entire social circles. His family was wealthy and loving, he didn't have to ask them for money though because he earned many scholarships in high school and worked full time making ends meet. He had everything going for him, the bastard. You're probably hoping he has a small penis right? Nope, six inches long, and thicker than any girl's aching jaw could wish for.

Miranda turned the heavy lock and shouldered her way inside, startled by the group gathered and waiting for her.

"We're ready to take you up on your offer," Mandy purred smugly. She sat on one of the chairs flanking the couch, long legs crossed, with valley of breasts magnificent enough to start a ski resort adjacent to.

"Now?" she sighed wearily.

Mandy grinned evilly. She uncrossed her legs, flashing the room, Sarah ogled and Miranda looked away in disgust. "Anytime, any place, right?" she echoed condescendingly.

"Fine, go ahead then. We'll measure him after you've done your best." She put her things down by the couch and took Mandy's seat as she kneeled in front of Tyler, who at that moment convinced that he was the center of a pornographic Truman Show sort of thing, and never wanted it to end.

His pants came off lightning fast, but after that Mandy took her sweet time. She liked being the center of attention, and this wasn't the first time she'd been in a situation like this. She lifted Tyler's shirt up and kissed him down his rugged body. Her hands caressed his strong muscular thighs while his cock rose. He grunted for her to take her boobs out. She pulled the straps of her shirt to the side and is fell to her hips. She lifted her bountiful and full breasts and let them fall with a jiggle, watching the stud's hungry eyes feast while his cock grew.

Miranda had never seen her roommates boobs fully bared before, but she was impressed, and a bit turned on by them. If this was a contest between two normal girls, this would be a highly effective psychological tactic. But she knew how this would be decided, and played on her phone to pass the time. Sarah was an eager bisexual, and was doing her best not to play with herself.

Mandy was giving the second sloppiest blowjob she had ever given. She was licking and slurping and gasping for air, Tyler's hands were white knuckled and gripping her hair. His toes curled inside his shoes as he moaned. Miranda started paying attention then. Tyler's moans were something every girl enjoyed. Miranda might have been a little uncomfortable with the contest before, but now she wanted a chance to make him moan.

"Oh God, I'm sorry- I'm cumming!" he exclaimed as he pulled himself from Mandy's mouth and coated her beautiful boobs in cum, spurting obscene amounts on her chest.

"Oops," she giggled, "You weren't supposed to finish yet," though that had definitely been her goal.

"Quick, I'll measure it," Sarah exclaimed after she had already taken his cock in her hand, stroking it excitedly though no one asked her to. "Six and a half inches, mMm, lovely," decreed the dick judge.

"Okay move aside," said Miranda impatiently as she tied back her ginger curls.

"Were you gonna finish that," whispered Sarah as she ran a finger through Mandy's frosted chest, plopping it in her mouth. "Ew," muttered Mandy.

Miranda wiped up the residual saliva and oozing cum as she surveyed the man she would be sucking. Everything about him was undeniably gorgeous. His fat cock, his body, his face. But she still had homework to do so she got straight to business.

His cock that strained so many jaws disappeared into her mouth. She left it there and moved her tongue a bit, she could taste Mandy's mouth still on it, as well as his salty cum. She slid it out, eliciting a gasp from him.

"Oh damn, I don't know what you did, but you are good!" he chuckled, "I'm already ready to go again!"

She grinned slyly at him, then started licking a kissing up his shaft, getting it wet so she could work her hands on it. Where Mandy had gotten little groans and gasps, Miranda had him moaning like he hadn't been touched in years. After about two minutes of her strokes and licks, Sarah gasped, while Tyler writhed. He was definitely longer, by inches.

Five more minutes passed as Mandy sat there bewildered. Miranda took her hands and mouth off and told Sarah to come measure.

"This is unreal, I've never seen anything this big," she giggled excitedly. She pressed the ruler to his monstrous schlong and sat open mouthed as she read it.

"Keep going," Tyler begged.

Miranda gave him her last 7 strokes, then watched Mandy's face as Tyler coated hers. She left to wash up as Tyler sat gasping for breath, complaining about being light headed and dizzy, which was unsurprising. what with all of his blood being pooled in his cock that draped across the couch.

"What did the ruler say?" the defeated Mandy softly asked.

"Um..." Sarah was blushing and flustered, on her way to some privacy, "there wasn't enough space on the ruler, I mean," she nodded to Tyler, "see for yourself."