My Wife Goes Black

Suddenly, I realized I had been asleep, and someone was shaking me. I heard a distant voice.

"Honey, wake up! It's time for breakfast! Bacon and eggs! Rise and shine!"

I rolled over and looked at her. I was dreaming, perhaps.

"I thought you don't kiss asshole lickers!" I said.

"What? What are you saying? Too much brandy?"

"Where's Anthony?"

"Don't you remember? He left after you became so sad when I fucked him. He didn't want to cause any trouble!"

"You didn't fuck him more? Suck him? Humiliate me more?"

She laughed, "Nope, just lay here with you and slept!"

"Okay!" I stated, "But no more black lovers, girl!"

She smiled as she left the room. "That was the deal! No more!"