Nude Surprise Ch. 02

"No . . . I mean. You two shouldn't be speaking about people's attributes."

"Let's get on with our swim," Sam suggested. "Be careful, the water is rough and we don't have a flotation device. Oh, maybe we can get Mrs. Thomas to join us."

"Did you just tell a boob joke?" his wife asked.

"What? You want to hear some?" In a rapid fire manner Sam delivered a bunch of awful boob jokes.

"Do you know why God gave Eve breasts? So Adam would talk to her.

"How do you make five pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.

"Hey look, a mermaid. Why is she wearing seashells? Because the B shells don't fit!"

"Okay. That's enough," Sarah said.

Luke picked up the baton and spit out a couple of jokes.

"If the Krauts had had zeppelins or bazookas or torpedoes as awesome as the ones Mrs. Thomas has, we'd all be speaking German.

"Knockers as fine as that belong on the Taj Mahal.

"Even the 90 year-old green grocer at the super market has never seen nicer melons.

"I'm just saying is there any doubt Sister Thomas sleeps on her back."

Everyone has laughing. Sarah in spite of herself. Sam took that as permission to tell more jokes. After the laughter died down, he said,

"Next time there's a campaign to feed the starving children in Africa, we should all chip in and buy Mrs. Thomas a plane ticket.

"Ring. Ring. Hello," Sam pretended to answer a phone and listen intensely. Then he turned to his family and said, "That was the high school called, they want their pompoms back.

"Any one else, suddenly thirsty for milk?" Sam asked as he pursed his lips and made sucking noises.

Everyone laughed again. The guys were struggling to breathe they were laughing so hard.

The guys' joke inspired Sarah to give it a try. She said, "Rev, Thomas is hung like a baby."

Everyone was confused. Sam was embarrassed for her. He said, "Honey, stop. You know you can't tell a joke."

Sarah smiled and said, "No really. He's hung like a baby. 7 pounds, 10 ounces and 22 inches long."

Her family gasped. They all thought, "Did she just say that?". Then they roared with laughter. Sarah was pleased with herself, she decided to keep them in stitches.

"His penis is probably 4 inches. Lucky for him some women like it wide."

She paused to let them catch their breath and then said, "His dick is so big, its measured with first down markers.

"It's so big, he's all ready screwing a girl tomorrow."

Lisa chipped in with a lighter jokes. "Now we know why, his Mrs. is always smiling. And why she walks funny."

The family laughed. Sarah had tears coming down her face. "We have to stop. It's not right."

They did. It might have been because she appealed to their better nature or more likely, they had exhausted their supply of big boob and big dick jokes.

Everyone waded into the water. They swam, splashed about and rode the waves. Luke had brought a tennis ball. They tossed it around. The simple game of catch evolved into a game of keep away, the kids versus the parents.

Sam threw the ball to Sarah. Luke contested the pass. There was some roughhousing and accidental body contact between mother and son.

"Oh God! Sorry Mom for touching your boob." He was truly horrified. She wasn't upset.

"Hey, everyone listen up," she said. She brought her family together. "Everyone just relax." She cupped her breasts and held them up for everyone to see and said, "Guys, we're going to be naked with each other. You're going to see my boobs and I'm going to see your stuff. It's okay. We all look sometimes."

She dropped her breasts. They bounced and quaked before settle down. She said,

"And when we play, we might have some accidental contact. Let's not get bent out of shape over it. Luke, in sports, isn't there a rule about incidental contact? In soccer your hand accidentally touches the ball. Doesn't the referee says "Play on. No foul."

"Yes," Luke answered. "They don't blow the whistle for contact that doesn't impact the game."

"Exactly," Sarah said. "That's the rule for us. Relax. A glance is okay. An accidental touch is an accidental touch. It's just a boob or bum or penis. Everyone okay with that?"

All voiced their agreement. The game continued. They all had fun. Some physical wrestling matches broke out. Lisa and Sam fought to control the ball. His dick rubbed against his daughter's body. Her breasts got pressed against him. Luke and his mother had the same kind of incidental contact with previously private parts. She touched his dick. He grabbed her ass and boob. No one die. The fun continued.

Eventually, everyone was out of breath. They returned to their towels. Sam dried himself off and felt comfortable enough with his family to say in a deadpan manner "Hey, did anyone see me drop something?"

They all gave him a quizzical look. He dropped his towel and said, "I had a penis before I went into the ocean. Either I lost it or the water is much colder that I thought and I'm experiencing major shrinkage."

His family stared at his crotch in stunned silence. His penis had contracted and diminished in size. They burst out laughing over his self-depreciating humor. They laughed so hard, they cried.

^^^

The had an uneventful drive back from the beach. The unpacked the car and meet up in the kitchen. Sam said, "Thanks everyone. Thanks to my smart, beautiful wife who convinced me to take a day off from work to do something I'd always wanted to do. Thanks to my kids for spending a day with their parents.

"I can honestly say that I forgot I was naked and that everyone else was too. I had a wonderful time basking in the sun, enjoying nature. I am truly grateful for the friendliness and nonchalance of everyone we interacted with. I'm delighted I found the courage to do this and thankful I could share this experience with my family.

"I'll shut up now, before you all start tearing up. Wait. I have a few more words to say. Kids, make yourself scare. Wife, join me in the shower and then in my bed. I have spoken."

Sarah had a bemused look on her face as she headed to the shower. She didn't protest because she found the idea of being shagged a good one. The kids smiled. They'd a great day and were glad their father's first entry into nudism went so well.

Luke bowed. He grabbed his sister's arm to get her attention and winked. He began walked backwards out of the room. She caught on and did as he did. Luke then said solemnly, "Yes Pharaoh. So let it be written. So let it be done."

The kids broke up laughing after they exited the room. When they stopped, Lisa said, "Today was fun wasn't it?"

"Yes. I had more fun with my naked parents than I expected. Ahh. You want to join me in the shower?"

"What?" She exclaimed surprised by his question.

"We've spent the day at the beach. We're both covered in sweat and suntan lotion. I was thinking you put the sunscreen on my back, aren't you responsible to wash it off?"

"Where did you come up with this screwball theory?" She smiled and said it in a playful manner.

He could tell she wasn't insulted by his suggestions, so he pressed forward.

"There's a reason Mom and Dad are going to have sex tonight"

"Okay Amazing Kreskin, why are they? Wait. Let me guess. They're man and wife," she said smugly.

"No. They're going to have sex for the same for the same reason you and I are going to have sex. We've all had an exhilarating day parading about naked and being viewed and admired by hundreds. We have been feasting on erotic eye candy. Hundreds of boobs and dicks, asses and cunts. We all have an itch that needs to be scratched, the kind of itch that's best satisfied when someone else scratches it."

She gave him a discerning look and said, "You sound pretty sure of yourself."

"I am. I know my beautiful, sexy older sister."

"Oh really," she responded raising one eyebrow.

He then repeated something she had said to him.

"Nick and I aren't boyfriend and girlfriend. The other night was a one off. The evening was hot and erotic. I was wound up. He was just an available guy."

He paused and said, "You can call me Guy tonight."

He held out his hand. She took it.

^^^

Sam got the shower temperature just right and the two stepped in. Sarah giggled and said, "Yet another benefit of being a nudist. You're always shower ready."

He let her get under the shower and rinse off the beach grime.

"Mmmm," she moaned enjoying the warm water crashing onto her body.

"Hey! What's all this moaning? Have you started without me," Sam said with a laugh.

"Don't worry, stud. I'm planning a big finish and you play a very, very important part in that."

"Good." He slipped in behind her, cupped and gently squeezed her supple breasts.

^^^

The kids went to the hall bath. Neither closed the door. Why bother? They were nudist. While Lisa used the toilet, Luke got the shower up to temperature. Then they switched. He took a leak and she hopped in the shower. She got her body wet and then let the water pound into her scalp.

Luke was mindful that his sister was in the shower so instead of flushing he put the lid down and then climbed in behind her. His hands immediately went to her breasts. He snuggled up behind her, pressing his dick into her ass and whispered in her ear,

"You have a great ass and gorgeous tits. The best of any woman on the beach today."

She laughed. "Ha! Are you having problems with you're memory? We saw world class tits on the Church Lady. You don't have to lie to me or blow smoke up my "great ass". You're getting laid tonight."

She continued, "You guessed right, brother. I'm horny. I've been aroused for hours. Today I saw scores of hot guys and nice dicks. And, to be honest, you checked both boxes."

^^^

Sarah spun about and kissed her man, long and hard. "There's more of that coming, but I feel dirty and not in a good way. Let me get cleaned up and FYI, you'd have a better chance of getting a blowjob if you do a really thorough job scrubbing your dick."

"Good to know. Pass me the soap will ya."

They washed their bodies and shampooed their hair. Sam washed his penis three times. They hopped out of the shower, dried off hastily and got into bed. The kissing, caressing and moaning began. After one especially delicious kiss, Sam said,

"You have a gorgeous bum and great boobs. Best I saw today!"

"Oh how cute! Trying to make your wife feel good about herself. We both know one of Mrs. Thomas' boobs could make a pair my size. Thanks for caring enough to lie to me." She chuckled and added, "You deserve a reward."

She went down on him and lovingly sucked his cock.

^^^

Luke washed his sister's front and back. She did the same for him. As he rinsed the shampoo out of his hair, she snuggled up behind him, pressed her plump breasts into his back and reached around to stroke his cock.

"Oh that feels kind of nice," he said matter-of-factly.

His disappointment didn't register with her. She said,"You did such a nice job cleaning my back, I thought you deserved a reward."

"I was very thorough," he said playfully. "Can't I be upgraded? I mean a handjob's nice, but it's a consolation prize, at best. I think I deserve a blowjob."

"Oh. Aren't you a cheeky one!"

She slid around and took his dick in her mouth.

"Oh God!" he moaned.

She worked him over and then pulled off him long enough to ask, "Better?"

"Yes!" he answered emphatically.

"Let me guess. This is the best blowjob you've gotten - today."

She stroked him as she laughed and then got back to business. She knew how to please a man.

Luke pulled out and turned off the shower. "You're too good at that and it's too soon for me to come. Let's dry off and get in bed."

"Sure thing, sport. FYI we're doing it in your bed so you can deal with the messy sheets."

They dried off quickly, left their towels hanging in the bathroom to dry and then ran giggling down the hall to Luke's bedroom. Lisa jumped on the bed. Luke jumped on top of her. He smiled down on her. He looked deeply into her bright eyes. They each smiled broadly.

He felt very close to her at this moment. He closed his eyes and leaned down slowly to kiss her tenderly. Lisa stared up at him. She felt his lips press against her. "No. This I can't do," she said in her mind.

She turned her head and said softly, "No."

Luke opened his eyes. "What's wrong?"

Her saw her troubled look and added, "We don't have to do anything."

She said, "Promise me that we will always friends and always be real with each other."

"Absolutely."

"You're my brother, not my boyfriend. Kissing doesn't feel right. I'm glad to have sex with you. I enjoyed it last time and I'm randy from our time at the nude beach so I'm certain I'll enjoy it this time. I'll happily suck your dick and fuck you. If you want, you can come on my face or tits. I look forward to coming on your cock, but I think we should save our passionate kisses for our lovers."

^^^

Sam looked down at his wife giving him head. He sighed deeply and said, "Oh. Good God! That feels great!"

He pulled out. "Another second and I'd be spraying spunk down your throat."

He lay on his back and took a couple of deep, calming breaths. His wife laughed. "Glad you liked it. Maybe you could return the favor?"

She rolled over on her back, raised her knees and spread her legs. Sam was more than happy to oblige her. He said, "You know I will. I loved eating pussy."

She giggled and said, "I hope you mean you love eating my pussy."

He crawled over and put his nose in her sex. He licked her cunny. They both enjoyed it. He licked her again. Sam had multiple avenues of attack to bring her pleasure. He was active with his tongue and lips. He licked her pussy, nipped at her labia and sucked her clit. He varying the tempo and contact to keep it new for her.

He also had active hands. He'd tease her by dragging his fingernails across her thighs and sex. The next stroke might be with the pads of his fingers or his knuckles or maybe he'd pump a couple of fingers inside her.

He was good at exciting her. He preferred to bring her to near her peak and then fuck her. He enjoyed the frantic nature of her fucking when she was close and determined to achieve an orgasm.

It looked like that was how it would played out tonight. His oral efforts had her smoldering, then he stopped.

His sweating, panting wife cried out, "You bastard! You can't stop now."

"Get on you hands and knees, if you want to come. I want to fuck you doggie-style."

She complained, but complied. As he lined up his dick, she shoved backwards and claimed it. She continued to rock into him. Her pussy felt like it was on fire. It was so hot and so wet. Sam loved it. He pounded her. She grunted and forcefully fucked him.

They battled. Each seeking the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. She seized up on him and came.

"Ah. Ah. Yeah. Oh. OH. OH!"

His drove into her clamped, constricting pussy. He loved the friction, the tightness and shot his load.

^^^

Luke listened to his sister and considered what she had said. Of course, she was right. They were doing this for the physical release. He said,

"You're right. I will always be honest with you. I 'll expect you to be brutally honest with me, just like you have been right now. I'm sorry about the kiss. Funny, how with all we've done, a kiss is too intimate for us. But it is. This is about lust and orgasms.

"We will date others, find the loves of our lives, marry and have kids. We will always be in each other's lives. I will always love you, look out for you and, only want the best things for you. I also will be grateful for the times, like this, when we can be there for each other.

"That's the end of my sappy speech. Now. I'm going to have sex with you. Get up on your hands and knees. I am going to use you and make you scream."

She presented him with her awesome backside. He lovingly caressed her fine ass and soft thighs. He leaned in. She expected him to lick her pussy. Instead he rimmed her asshole.

"Oh!"

He caught her by surprise. He lick her anus and attempted to shove his tongue in her butt. Her mind struggled with his actions. This was dirty, nasty sex. So far from his original overture of a sweet kiss. She liked it. She hated that she liked it. He body writhed as if in pain and her sex gushed.

When he stopped she missed it terrible. She didn't pine for it too long. Her ache was quelled when he drove his cock into her.

"Fuck" she cried out in surprise and satisfaction.

He quickly penetrated her to the max. Instead of fucking her, he pulled her torso up against his. He grabbed her tits and thumbed her nipples. Then he pinched and pulled on her erect nipples.

"Emmm. Oh!" she liked how he manhandled her bosom.

Breathily he said, "Where's my dick?"

"Mmmm. In my pussy."

He nipped her earlobe and whispered, "Whose dick is in your pussy?"

"Yours."

He pinched both nipples hard. She cried out, "Fuck!" It hurt so much it felt good.

"Wrong answer. Whose dick is in your pussy."

"My brother's dick."

He chuckled. She was a quick learner. He than caressed her face and kissed her neck. A hand slid down across a breast, over her stomach to her sex. He fingered her clit. She loved it and worked her hips trying to ride his cock.

He never moved his cock. He kept it jammed inside her. He gently tweaked her nipples as he fingered her button. She cried out, moaned and sighed.

Then he surprised her again. He put his hands on her hips and pushed her down to the bed. His penis came free.

"No," she cried out sad and disappointed.

"What? What's the matter?"

"I . . . I want your cock inside me," she pleaded.

He grabbed her hips and pulled her back into the stance they started in. He thrust his cock back in her and rode her hard doggie-style. Their hearts were pounding, their breathing labored and loud. His balls slapped rhythmically against her.

He showed her no tenderness. She had been correct. They weren't boyfriend and girlfriend. They were two horny people, needing to get off, hungry for their bliss.

Lisa got her wish. She came, came hard, on her brother's cock.

"Oh. Oh. Ohhh brother!"

And then he exploded inside her. His sperm gushing forth. Waves of pleasure rocked both of them. They collapsed in a heap. They were bushed, worn out, thoroughly sated and then soon asleep.

^^^

The old folks rested and savored their climaxes. Sam got up and went to their bathroom to clean up and pee. His wife was out in a minute to do the same.

After she washed her hands, she embraced him and gave him a big kiss. "Thanks, Love. That was great and so needed."

He returned the smooch and said, "I starving."

The pair, arm-in-arm, walked down the hall. They came to a juncture. The kids' rooms were straight ahead. The kitchen was off to the left. Sarah paused and said,

"Maybe we should check on the kids. They might be hungry too."

Sam's stomach rumbled. He patted it and said, "They probably got something already while we were screwing."

"I guess you're right," Sarah said. "But a mom needs to check on her babies."

Luke had been dozing. He heard his parent's conversation. "Shit!" he cursed quietly. In his mind he said, "We're going to get caught!".

He and his sister were naked, sprawled out on his bed, enjoying their post-coitus bliss. Lisa was asleep. She lay spread -eagle on her back. Her brother's sperm oozed out of her abuse twat.

He jumped out of bed. His internal conversation continued, "I can't hide the evidence. Lisa has my cum dripping out of her and the room smells like sex". He wiped his penis and jumped out into the hall.

"Oh hi," he tried to appear casual as he walked towards his parents. "Did I hear someone say something about food?"

His naked mother smiled at him and said, "Yes. I'm starting on dinner. Can you tell you're sister?"