Off the Coast of Somalia

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Definitely, if these women weren't going to become celebrities again based upon being kidnapped by Somali pirates and they'd become Internet famous across the World Wide Web with this X rated sex tape. I was already crunching the numbers in my head, as to how much I stood to make from this National Nude Day escapade.

The last one to disembark from the yacht, I held my video cam on the United States Navy as they took the pirates into custody before taking naked celebrity after naked celebrity off the boat.

After being debriefed by the CIA, FBI, and NSA, once we arrived in the states, the airport was a madhouse with the world press, national press, tabloid press, and Paparazzi. Everyone wanted to interview the celebrity victims. My office was already deluged with offers for personal appearances, cosmetic, lingerie, and perfume commercial and endorsement offers, and there were book and movie deals, too.

I had done what I had set out to do celebrate National Nude Day with my list of celebrities.

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5 Comments
PrincessErinPrincessErinalmost 15 years ago
Strange

A strange topic to write a story about. Thank you for the effort and good luck in the contest.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Fictionstory

I laughed out loud at the comment where someone said you should not right fiction.somalia is like anything else you write it is not REAL. Just sit back and enjoy the talent of a writer who can get a fictitious story about something that exists in the world. oh excuse me has it already been done!

TE999TE999almost 15 years ago
Sure puts the Love Boat...

in the shade. Humorous and well written. Good luck in the contest. 424c

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
Sick sick sick

There is nothing humorous or erotic about Somalia pirates. That is such a sad situation in that lawless country I can't believe you would even think of a story about them. Haven't you even read any of the accounts from the released prisoners about their experience?

Austin8Austin8almost 15 years ago
Katy!

Good luck in the contest!

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