Parody in Blue

Long long time ago, as far as I remember
I could get it up 3 times a day…
But now I find I'm getting old, my lower regions gone quite cold;
And I haven't seen a sign of life since May…
In February I saw a shiver, from my once mighty climax giver
But now I beg your pardon…I just can't get a hard-on
I'd pay whatever I could afford to resurrect my hero's sword
But I just can't get it stiff as a board since the day…the penis died

So bye bye to making grown women cry
Now my willy just looks silly and my nuts have gone dry
And the morning glory looks incredibly shy
So the one thing that I ask is just WHY?
The one thing that I ask is just Why……

Did you like the making love? The bump and grind and the long slow shove?
Going fast then oh so slow?
And do you recall we'd never talk? Just screw so often you could hardly walk
If you offered, I could never say no-oo
Well I know that you're in desperate need But I just can't raise a single seed..
Don't bother kicking off your shoes, this is one game I must lose
I was a young and fertile bronco buck with a massive member that needed a suck
But I knew that I was out of luck… the day my hard on died.

I keep singing … bye bye to making grown women cry
Now my willy just looks silly and my nuts have gone dry
And the morning glory looks incredibly shy
So the one thing that I ask is just WHY?
The one thing that I ask is just Why……

Now for ten years you've been on your own And around my member the moss has grown
But that's not how it needs to be.
When I saw Viagra on the internet, I laid my hands on as much as I could get
And I took it, all of it, at half past three.
So while things might have been in some doubt, I'm now so stiff I keep passing out
If I don't have sex real soon, I'm gonna shoot all over the room
There's no time for foreplay I'm gonna burst, let's talk later and have sex first
My lack of sex drive is completely reversed…the day the hard-on revived.

Now I'm singing Bye-bye to being horribly shy
I'm not jesting there's no resting so just don't even try
If I unload this all at once then you'll probably die
Going so fast that my willy could fry…
So fast that my willy could fry…

Repeat to fade!