Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"That's one of the Amazons who will be working with you. She's going into intensive seduction training later today. She'll be one of the trainers we use to teach the Ka'anian women how to coax their conquests into making sure they are wildly fucked by eager men, rather than trying to force men to pleasure them," I told her. "She is actually very sexy and soft, when she isn't protecting me."

"Yah... I could tell that when she was knee capping me," Tell grumbled.

"If you're injured, I'll have you taken to the infirmary," I offered, knowing that Tess's machismo wouldn't allow her to admit it, even if she were.

"No, it would take Windy to put a dent in my hide," she concluded.

I let her save face and continued outlining the plan, "I have our top fashion designer here on the island..." I started saying.

"Top two!" Sissy interjected.

"I wasn't planning on leaving you behind dear, but I was planning on leaving Ixazaluoh, at least for the time being," I informed my enthusiastic ship, "As I was saying, Ixazaluoh will be hard at work designing bikinis, baby-dolls, teddies, bras, garters, stockings, shoes, and LBDs for our ladies war chests."

Tess asked, "What's an LBD...?"

Marilyn was laughing so hard she nearly fell out of her seat and Frances just stared open mouthed.

"A LBD is short for Little Black Dress," Heidi explained. "Every girl has one and she uses it to pick up unsuspecting males to use for sex."

"I don't have one..." Tess replied.

"I'll see that you get two by this time tomorrow," Heidi assured her.

"Don't you need to know my size...?" Tess asked.

"I have full 3D recording as well as multiple sensors built into Dolly's bra. I know your sizes better than you do," Heidi assured her.

"Is there anything your ship can't do?" Marilyn asked in amazement.

"I can't grow boobies on my bow... there'd be nobody big enough who could play with them," Heidi answered.

"Well, you could grow a bunch of them all over the walls in Dolly's bedchamber. You'd get plenty of action there!" Marilynn offered.

"You're a genius, Marilynn! Your bras are finished. Would you like some LBDs too? I owe you big time for your suggestion!" Heidi excitedly offered.

"Sure, I can always use more LBDs, what with Theobald gone and all," she agreed. "It might even entice an invitation for me to the royal bedchamber."

We all laughed and went back to business, "There is a full infirmary here on the island which has the second largest supply of life paste on the planet."

"Where's the largest?" Tess asked.

"It's on me!" Heidi supplied.

"It seems as though many participants in our orgies need a little pick me up the next day," I sighed.

"I'll say!" Tess agreed. "I still wake up in a cold sweat with stinky fingers from time to time."

"Okay... then we should talk about STDs. Obviously, our girls aren't going to want the men to wear condoms. We don't want an outbreak of herpes, chlamydia, Syphilis, gonorrhea, or Aids, are there any suggestions on how to prevent that?" I put forth.

"I could vaccinate all the men who come here," Heidi offered.

Marilynn jumped out of her seat and excitedly asked, "You have a cure for all of those?"

"Sure, my medical library is extensive. I can have a batch whipped up in half an hour," Heidi assured us.

"Fuck the resort! If you can cure all of those, I can probably buy Cozumel on earth and declare it Ka'anian soil!" Marilynn exclaimed excitedly.

"Too many logistical problems, but I think a new division of Mylan Pharmaceuticals may be located in Dollyville... if you can swing that deal," I offered.

"Hell, they'd be out of their minds not to accept it," Marilynn declared, "That is settled, so what about bad boys?"

"We were hoping for some..." Frances started.

"No, I mean some idiot who brings marijuana, cocaine, heroin, roofies, or other recreational drugs?" Marilynn clarified.

"I'll mount sensors on the aircraft so I can detect anything. There will be a printout in the stewardess's kitchen so an Amazon can find it and either dispose of it or determine if it is legitimate medication for the passenger," Heidi decided.

"Okay, that said, if you take away an addict's dope, you're likely to have a man in withdrawal, what will you do with him?" Marilynn asked.

"Ambassadors choice, we can cure him, or send him back to you as is," I offered.

"What, are you going to run him through a Pea Pod? That might kill the poor plant," Marilynn exclaimed.

"No... I can reverse the drug's effects on a man with a simple injection, which leaves behind a nasty little residue that turns him into Linda Blair if he uses again," Heidi assured the ambassador.

Marilynn leaned over to me and whispered, "How the hell does she know who Linda Blair is?"

"I watched, 'The Exorcist', but 'Repossessed' was much funnier!" Heidi stated. "I really liked when the guys were possessed and groped their boobs!"

"I'll have to see that back at the embassy, Heidi," Marilynn agreed.

"Okay... so far it all seem doable," Marilynn went on, "How about recreational activities?"

"So far we have a number of small Ka'anian fishing boats which can be checked out, several sailboats from 24' up to 44', all of them with disguised Ka'anian power plants which look, sound, but don't act like their earth counter parts. I have the Zager Slayer catching all of the Zager fish in the area, so the fishermen aren't too surprised by their catch. There are a few ski boats and one with a parasail. That's only on the water activities," I informed the group. "Follow me for a tour of the indoor ones."

My pink line showed up on the floor here and Frances clapped happily, "Awesome!"

"The guests won't need room keys. Zotz will know exactly what room belongs to whom and the door will open automatically for them. The guests will be recognized, so if they need to know where something or someone is, they need only ask. The Refreshers will be explained to the guys but theirs won't have the erotic effects, or permanent hair removal functions or the Makeup enabled," I described as we walked.

I showed them the pool but the Tastes, was a little harder to explain, but eventually I got it across. I showed them the oil wrestling, the mud wrestling, and the Jai Ali court and describe how they would be used.

"Don't get me wrong, if the guy wants to play the games too, they will be welcome to give them a go, but I'd rather have them tire themselves out fucking. Oh and we'd better stock a mess of energy drinks, Heidi."

"Earth types or Ka'anian?" she asked.

"Both, but package ours, in only Ka'anian texts with say, one or two words in English describing the flavor," I decided.

"You are devious!" Frances declared in admiration.

"They can't very well expect to have only American products in a foreign country, so we need a smattering of local goods that are exotic. Heidi make note that we need some touristy Knick knacks to sell these guys, you know like little statues of the goddess of slutiness or something," I requested

"1,000 slutty statues, aye, aye," she giggled.

"Make sure there are no obvious Ka'anian things, like the flag or statues of Queen Dolly. They would blow our cover," Frances added.

"What if they see Queen Dolly walking about?" Heidi asked.

"Queens are allowed to go on holiday too you know," I answered.

"Should I use typical Cozumel type tourist things and make them just a little different... as though from a society of horny women?" she deduced.

"Now you're cooking!" I encouraged.

"Oh and candy, breath mints, condoms, aspirins, those kinds of things too," I indicated.

There were four surprised, "Condoms?"

"Yes, condoms, ones that are guaranteed to fail, every time they are used!" I elucidated.

"Oh, you are so bad girl!" Marilynn accused with a hug.

"Some dissolving condoms coming right up," Heidi laughed.

"Make sure that the Amazons confiscate all the real ones and substitute fake ones," I encouraged. "Also make certain none of the fakes leaves here. I don't want Trojan sued for faulty condoms we made."

"How soon are you going to be ready for your first trial run?" Marilynn asked.

"I'm shooting for two weeks," I answered.

"You'd better get started training your girls right away," Marilynn encouraged.

I brought them into an active oil wrestling match and said, "You were saying?"

The girls were giggling, and drenching each other in oil, yanking each other's suits off and having what appeared to be a grand time.

"That looks like so much fun..." Marilynn sighed.

"We have got to get you sated dear girl, you're starting to sound like one of our subjects," I said while hugging her.

Heidi broke in with, "Dolly, Itzel wanted me to inform you that Lunch is being served."

Everyone followed my pink line back to the restaurant.

"Won't Zotz run out of colors with as many guests as he will have?" Tess asked.

"No, I will only need a specific color for an individual for forty feet ahead of their progress, even without using the verboten color, there should be enough," Zotz replied through the building intercom.

"What color is verboten?" Marilynn asked.

"Pink shall only be used for Dolly," Zotz replied in his somewhat dead pan way.

"I see Heidi's hand in this," Frances accused.

"It was only a little programming..." she explained.

Frances laughed, "I hope you haven't extended the exclusion to undergarments and clothing, or you'll have a mob on your hands."

"Oh no, Dolly likes pink, so everyone should wear it," Heidi assured her. "In fact, I made up LPDs for all of you while you were touring."

"There's a new one for your repertoire," I laughed.

"I really liked the one you wore two days ago..." Heidi gushed.

"Yes, that was very sexy," I agreed.

We took the speed conveyors and found ourselves in line for the restaurant. "Please majesty, go ahead of me," one of the new technicians offered.

Xtah was in line ahead of her and she started laughing.

"What is so funny?" the technician asked.

"Thank you for the kind offer technician, but I'm just like anybody else, I eat what you eat and I stand in the same lines you stand in," I assured her.

"You're joking...?" she said aghast.

Xtah shouted back, "Can I sit at your table for lunch Dolly?"

"Sure Xtah, there should be plenty of room," I answered the friendly girl.

"You lunch with the commoners...?" the poor girl swooned and Tess and I had to hold her up until she came back around, so she wouldn't lose her place in line.

We were just about to be seated when her eyes fluttered open, so I said, "You'll have to sit with us dearie as you don't seem so steady on your feet. You must be starved on your feet to pass out like that!"

For some reason all she said was, "Blea buff bumphle."

"I guess that's a Ka'anian dialect that I don't know yet," I told Marilynn.

"Oh, I know that one," Marilynn assured me, "She said that she'd be pleased and honored to dine with us."

Xtah who was already at the table we were being ushered to stated, "In a pigs eye! She's got a major disconnect from her speech center. She probably likes the taste of blue right now. Here, set her next to me and I may be able to get her back."

"Hon. this queen doesn't like to put on airs. She believes that she works for us, all of us. So if you would like her to give you the Goddesses blessing, all you need do is nod your head," Xtah informed her while rubbing between her shoulders.

The girl's eyes were as big around as headlights but she was able to nod her head, so I touched and blessed her, which seemed to perk her up a bit.

"The Queen gave me the Goddesses blessing..." she murmured. "I love my Queen!"

"You're going to love her wife after you get a mouthful of lunch," I told the girl.

"One of the royal wives is cooking for us...? What world have I fallen into," she asked looking at Xtah for help.

"Well, Alice, try asking the queen when your ten feet tall," I quoted.

"Oh no fair Dolly," Frances accused, "The poor girl could hardly understand the reference!"

"'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland,' by Luis Carol," Heidi helpfully supplied. "But the queen in that story kept yelling, 'off with their heads.' She was nothing like you Dolly."

"Yah, I don't even have to say it, somebody declares herself queen and her head rolls down the street to stop, blinking up at me, near my feet," I stated.

"I bet she'll never claim to be queen again," Xtah giggled.

"I do have to admit, she was a bad piece of work," I declared.

"You do not know the half of it my Queen," the new girl exclaimed. "I wasn't there for the beheading, but I knew well that bitch, Ixtab. I was heading for the wilderness when I came across a lady who told me of the rebirth, so rather then head into exile, I joined with her to journey to Dollyville. I was there two weeks when I heard of Ixtab's death and I had a party with my friend over it. Ixtab had my sister killed, when I told her that repairing her converter was impossible. I pledge my eternal fealty to the one who took Ixtab down!"

"That would be the Amazonian, my wife, Windy," I assure her.

"The Amazonian only protects the queen and the kingdom. She is the right arm of the Queen. Therefore, your right arm ended Ixtab, so it is you who has my pledge," she reasoned.

"Well, okay, you might as well join the club," I told her and gave her a squirmy hug.

She started crying and declared, "I will love you until the stars themselves die!"

So I asked, "Is it okay if I love you back?"

She couldn't speak any more all she could do is nod.

Every table around us stood and applauded, and then Itzel showed up with plates of food, "Okay, we always serve the crying girl first, and then visiting dignitaries, attorneys, and finally the old ball and chain," she teased.

"Did she just refer to the Queen as 'the old ball and chain'?" the girl stated, beginning to take umbrage.

"Down girl," Xtah told her, "That is Itzel, your chef and one of the queen's wives. She is only teasing Dolly with an earth term, used primarily between the males of earth when speaking of their wives. It is a male's way of saving face with his peers."

"You've been studying hard Xtah," I told her, "I may just have to put you on the detail I assigned to Akhushtal. You are picking up plenty of nuances that could make you very valuable as a seduction teacher. Knowing why an earth man thinks the way he does will put you breasts ahead of your peers!" I praised.

"If I were blessed with a set like yours Dolly, there would be no catching me!" she exclaimed.

I chuckled at the joke, "Are you speaking of Sissy or Jiggles?"

"Jiggles," she decided, "She's just a little bigger!"

"Heidi, did you know that Jiggles is bigger than Sissy?" I asked.

"Of course I did Dolly," she assured me. "Candidly, Jiggles is my favorite too..."

I was stunned. Who knew that anybody but me knew which was which, let alone who was bigger.

"You hear that Sissy? You need to get your vitamins and work on growing!" I teased. "What's that...? You think that Jiggles is just, showing off? Oh, well, maybe your friend Heidi can give you some pointers..." I laughed myself silly. "Some pointers..."

"Very humorous Dolly," Heidi stated in a dead pan voice.

"So, Heidi, are you ready to give me boobies that will make me candy for the earth men?" Xtah asked

"Well, two of my mice have relatively P-cups and the other two are roughly ZZZZ-cups and still growing," Heidi admitted.

"Can you get me some of the still growing serum?" Xtah asked with a big grin.

"You can have it, only if I can design and antigravity brassiere beforehand. The poor mice's feet can't even touch the floor," Heidi admitted.

"It does sound as though you may need a little longer to refine it," I ventured.

"I have a quadruple set that has just started testing, I should know in a couple hours if it is successful," Heidi declared.

"You then plan a test on something larger, a chimpanzee or whatever the equivalent here on Ka'an is, right?" I further enquired.

"I suppose I could... but with my instruments I can be virtually 100% certain of the effects on Ka'anian physiology," she replied.

"After the last bad experiment that got out on this planet, I think error on the side of caution would be best," I reaffirmed. "I'd rather wait than doom all remaining Ka'anian life to die because they cannot lift their chests."

"Yes Queen Dolly. I promise to rigorously test before giving the serum a trial on a Ka'anian," Heidi promised.

"Good girl," now back to the piece of work you're glad of which we disposed," I continued trying to bring the conversation back to where the new technician could participate.

"I'm just happy the people of my old village won't have to deal with her anymore. Do you think that they are alright?" she carefully asked.

Akhushtal reappeared and stated, "As last reported by the two Amazons posted at the village, one large woman attempted to take over from where Ixtab left off, only she discovered that she could no longer feel anything below her neck... before she succumbed to a loss of blood. Since that occurrence, many of the townspeople have begun to form a town council, they have restarted some of the city's infrastructure and have sent a messenger to Dollyville asking for help in reestablishing a communications system by which they can contact the government for guidance and copies of any laws of which they should be aware. Beth has sent a team to help and communications have been established."

"Thank you Akhushtal, I'm sure that puts our guest's mind at ease," I stated.

"May I joint you?" Captain Kuk asked.

"It would be our pleasure Captain," I told her, "How goes fishing operations and the search for new vessels?"

"We just towed in one of the more promising hulks. It's almost as big as Zager Slayer, has the transporter systems, and most of the other things that we have, all of which are not functional," Cakixia stated, "It is a surprising thing we discovered. The way to get Mayahuel out of the men's beds is offer her a tough technical challenge. She's been fixing systems since we arrived."

Everyone but the new girl laughed heartily.

"You are saying that a technician spends her time with sex unless she sees her work as a challenge?" she asked a bit confused.

"Mayahuel was once a man named Bitol, she is Cakixia's father, and she stuck herself with a fixation on men that is hard for her to resist," I explained. "We all understand and make allowances for her. Especially since apparently she designed most of everything."

"Oh my... poor thing, so it is a good thing that you have found a temporary cure for her!" the girl concluded. "I am happy for you Captain Kuk."

"I heard mom was shipped out yesterday and she is happily training for brothel work. I've been told she should be ready in two or three days," Cakixia assured us.

"She is to work in a lesbian brothel?" the tech. asked.

"No, she is earth side and will be working at our facility near the Chicken Ranch," I stated.

"Your parents will be so happy being pregnant together!" she assumed.

That brought a bit of laughter from the assembled people.

"Dolly had to break them up so that they wouldn't harm one another... well, actually mom wouldn't hurt Mayahuel," Cakixia told her, "But she is doing better since she was blessed."

"My... things are so interesting here. I am so glad to have been able to join this mission," she declared.

"I am happy you are here as well," I confirmed, "So, Cakixia, have you visited Yula since we all left?"

"We dropped off part of our catch there yesterday," she admitted.

"We've heard that things are looking a might more civilized since we left," I told her.