Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"There were people actually walking around, small shops that were open and someone had started a restaurant! Oh and someone named Tayanna sends her well wishes," Cakixia told us, "We had people trading honestly for fish and no one tried to bully us at all! We even brought back some native arts and crafts to sell here on the island!"

"Gosh, it seems just a word from the real Queen can go a long way in a town," Akhushtal stated with wide eyed innocence.

"Yes, and I believe in Uxmal too..." Cakixia pronounced sarcastically, "It seems that anyone planning no good in town, found her head rolling away from her body. The peaceful and industrious ladies were as happy as I have ever seen them."

"I can see that we need to begin establishing a police force, which will report to Windy, just to avoid corruption," I decided.

"I'll tell you one thing, quite a few of the heavies apparently took a hint and left town, in the opposite direction of Dollyville," the Captain assured us.

"Which speaks to the urgency of finishing here and continuing our mission, before those selfsame heavies find a place to hole up," I urged.

"Actually, they did not leave alone, Queen Dolly, Akhushtal claimed, "We know their precise location... well all of them except the one who tried to strong arm a wandering sales lady. She panicked and lost her head."

"Did anybody find it?" I asked.

"Oh yes... a coyote family was feeding on it for days," she admitted.

"Well, recycling is good for the planet..." I ceded

"I'm surprised your majesty didn't have the lot of them dispatched immediately," my new friend declared.

"Dolly doesn't believe in judging someone before they have been given the chance to prove themselves," Akhushtal informed her.

"I for one am totally grateful that she gives people the chance to redeem their selves, else my mother would be dead," Captain Kuk stated.

"I saw her heart was essentially good, so she deserved the chance to prove herself," I told her.

"Okay, so how did you see that?" she asked.

"It's a knack... I really can't explain it," I admitted.

"I have been analyzing it since I was activated by Dolly, I believe that it is a Psi power which has not heretofore existed on Ka'an," Heidi interjected. "I feel that I should add that in my observation, she is 100% correct. Amazons can approximate this however they are not nearly as accurate as Dolly has been."

"You never told me about this before," I accused.

"I did not want you to become self-conscious, but when I am given a direct question from you Dolly, I cannot lie."

"Some of Mayahuel's programming?" I surmised.

"No, strictly out of love and respect my Queen," Heidi informed me.

"Mental note... never mess with Queen Dolly... Heidi would scour the universe for revenge," Xtah softly stated.

"Not just this universe..." Heidi assured the shocked girl.

"Yah... in other more helpful topics, can anyone update me on how work on the Starship is coming?" I interrupted.

"The reports I have say that things have slowed considerably since our mission started," Heidi informed me, "However, structural and non-technical areas are progressing as before."

"Somehow I figured that would be the case," I admitted nodding my head, "We did drag the lady who invented everything with us. Heidi, can you have one of the robots sent to the starship and set up with a virtual interface for Mayahuel?"

My new tech friend declared, "Diabolical!"

"I should have thought of that," Heidi replied with a bit of disappointment.

"Oh, and make the robot devastatingly beautiful, with huge breasts. I'd like it to have full sensory feedback too," I added.

"Okay... now I'm curious why you want the last bit Dolly," Marilynn asked.

"Mayahuel is a horn dog. I figure that if it's a turn on, she'll spend more time in the robot," I answered with a shrug.

"Hey... can Heidi make male robots," my new friend asked.

"Training aids..." I realized.

"That's a great suggestion honey!" Xtah exclaimed.

"Sure, Heidi can you replicate Ron Jeremy? You could check out the name John Holms... but I'm not sure our ladies could handle that," I advised.

"Whoa... Dolly, did you want to replicate the whole man, or just his package...?" Heidi almost yelled from between Sissy and Jiggles.

"You could do all of Holms, but with Ron, you might want to stay with the meat," I answered.

"But 13" is an awful lot!" Heidi complained.

"You want her to make a robot sporting 13 inches of cock? Half the kingdom will be bowlegged!" Akhushtal exclaimed.

"Mayahuel will be the first to wear one of those robots out!" Xtah advised.

"Well, at least it might save my mercenaries for bow candy," I told them.

"So... earthlings, the big question for me is, are you in?" I asked.

Frances declared, "I'm so in, that if Marilynn or Tess are not, I'll do whatever I need to, to see that they are, especially if you promise to leave me here at the Getaway."

"That won't be necessary," Marilynn informed us, "I'm all for this. You do have to promise to keep that vagina wrecking John Holms robot away from me, and I need Tess to say she'll run a local consulate for us."

"So... is this a promotion?" Tess asked.

"How does consul-general sound to you?" Marilynn offered.

"How much does it pay?"

"If money is an issue, I'm sure I could drop five pounds of gold from time to time..." I offered.

"Tess, it would pay four fold of how much you make now," Marilynn supplied.

"How do you propose promoting me that far ahead of others who qualify?" Tess asked.

"By special request of the Ka'anian government," Marilynn stated with ease.

"Heidi, flower up a letter with all appropriate legalese stating what we just determined, run it by Frances and if she approves, have it sealed with the Queen's seal and have it delivered to Marilynn at the Embassy, please," I asked. "Will that do it for you Tess?"

"I may not be a lesbian, but I definitely love another woman," Tess gushed with a near spine breaking hug.

"Lighten up your hug Tess. Sensors show that Dolly is experiencing pain," Heidi admonished.

"Oh... uh sorry, sometimes I forget how tiny and delicate you are Dolly," Tess blushed, as she lightened her grasp and patted my ass.

"It looks like things are settling in nicely," I declared, "Heidi would you take us to the Consulate, please?"

"I Zotz will be happy to handle that task, Queen Dolly," the dead pan AI's voice informed me.

"Let's not be jealous. I'm not used to you having the ability to hear me and respond Zotz, or I would have asked you directly," I scolded the snippy sounding computer. "So, are you listening in on Heidi's bra phone or are you using local microphones?"

"I am capable of both, therefore you shouldn't be out of communications with me any longer," Zotz obligingly replied. "As is usual, Queen Dolly, follow the pink marker lines to your destination."

"That's sweet of you Zotz. Do you mind me asking if you have a last name?" I inquired as I started down the hallway, entourage following closely.

"I have only the one name, Queen Dolly," Zotz stiffly replied.

"I know that it means 'death bat' but I don't know why they named you that," I said, trying to chat with him a bit.

"Apparently, when I was first brought online, I had a disparaging habit of going off line in the middle of the night," Zotz replied, if somewhat hesitantly.

"Oh you poor dear, I hope they fixed that problem," I consoled as we progressed.

"It only happens once in a while now," he admitted.

"Heidi... can you put me through to Mayahuel, please?"

"You wish to speak to me, Dolly?" Mayahuel's voice came back.

"Were you aware that Zotz has issues with infrequently going offline without intentionally being off-lined?" I put to him.

"No, I hadn't been. That's rather telling of where his name is from," she realized, "I'll have a look. If he's the model I suspect, I should be able to fix that problem for him in no time."

"Thank you Mayahuel," I ended. "Zotz, does this meet with your approval?"

"I thank you for your interest Queen Dolly," he replied as we progressed.

"Think nothing of it. I like to see that my subjects are happy and healthy," told him, "Do let me know if you have any other troubling issues that I might be able to help you with."

"Well, there is one thing..." Zotz started.

"Come on big fellah, out with it," I coaxed.

"That's pretty much the problem," Zotz sighed, "I am a system which has been designed to nurture the guests. I identify as female, but with this voice, I am thought of as male."

"Heidi, I will need..." I started.

"Mayahuel here, what would you desire my beautiful, desirable Queen," Mayahuel cooed.

"Aside from you joining us in our nightly romp...? I wanted to ask you to give Zotie an extremely sexy voice. I want men to get hard just hearing her. Make them feel as though she is stroking their cock when she speaks. Can you do that for me darling? I promise to make it worth your while," I urged.

"One mega sexy sounding AI coming right up," she'll be fixed up before you feel my tongue spreading your lips," Mayahuel promised.

"Well, Zotie, do you have any other issues while I have Mayahuel on my hotline?"

"I am so excited and happy, Queen Dolly, I wish to express my love and happiness to you! I have begun to redesign the royal suite here at the Getaway! It will only be rivaled by Heidi on this planet!" Zotie extolled.

"Well... ah thank you Zotie," I answered.

"She's doing it again..." said one of the Amazons who were heretofore invisible in the room.

We came to a closed door which read, 'Consulate of the United States of America'.

"After you Ms. Dix," I offered to Tess.

"I don't have keys to this place..." Tess complained but tried the door, which swung open at her touch.

"The place is unlocked..." Tess complained.

"I beg your pardon Ms. Dix. Only one other touch is authorized to open this portal, that being the Ambassador herself. You can test it if you like Ms. Dix?" Zotie offered.

Tess closed the door on me and I tried to open it, to no avail.

"Okay, Dolly, order Zotie to open the door," Tess asked.

"Zotie, open this door," I stated. The door stayed secure.

"Okay, I feel better," she stated as she opened the door to let us in, "Come in, and let's see what facilities we have..."

Although in my ear I heard, "Dolly, if necessary, state "Emergency override Queen Dolly, and the door will open to your voice, but only to your voice. I would advise never to tell Tess, and never to use it unless the circumstances are dire."

"So... let's investigate the bedroom first..." I stated in a slightly evil sounding voice.

"Tess has the usual antigravity bed, Refresher, auto-wardrobe, and automated kitchen she has full local and interplanetary communications as well as a secure internet connection," Zotie informed us.

"Shit, this is nicer than my apartment back on earth!" Tess exclaimed.

"You have a priority communications circuit to Ambassador Marilynn Blatherwick. Theobald can be contacted, but it will be on a non-instantaneous basis. Communications with the Queen at most times will be instantaneous, however, during times of rest, reason must be given prior to waking the Queen. Sole determination as to urgency will first ride with Heidi, and then the only recourse will be with Meka."

"Or Gwen," I added.

"Oh yes, Gwen once she is available..." Zotie confirmed.

"She should be with us again tomorrow," I assured them.

"So says the goddess... so say us all," Akhushtal declared.

"What else has the consulate got?" I asked to get their attention back to our business.

"There's a 3D theater and imaging equipment, so that you can record an interview or conferences," Zotie informed her, "You have access to the roof launch pad for Jumpers. There is a hotline to the local Amazon in charge. There are quarters for your secretary as well as a reception desk in the reception area..."

"Whoa...! Wait up there Zotie, what secretary?" Tess asked.

Hilda Putman walked out from a back room at that and told us, "Everything is prepared for filing of official documents, and I have all of the necessary forms stacked and collated by subject. Your schedule is posted on your PDA and repeated on my computer. Your desk has been organized and everything is ready for you to take command."

"I thought that you worked for Marilynn?" Tess exclaimed.

"I wanted you to get off with a bang, so I gave you Hilda!" Marilynn declared.

"Damn, there won't be anything left for me to do," Tess grumbled.

"You haven't checked your PDA then have you?"

"You have to be joking... I have a conference with Ambassador Blatherwick discussing my duties and scheduling of reports," Tess sighed with her eyes rolled back in her head.

"I will be present taking notes and giving support, Ms. Dix," Hilda admitted.

"I only have one question for you Dolly," Tess said.

"What is that dear?"

"Are the earthlings allowed to hunt the game on this island?" she asked innocently.

"There really isn't much... there are deer and some rabbits..." Akhushtal started to reply.

I gave her the look and shook my head, saying, "She means the men, Akhushtal."

"Oh... you mean the prey..." Akhushtal determined.

"Either way, all men on the island are fair game to any female who can entice them to share their beds, with one stipulation... I am invited to any weddings which result," I insisted.

"Additionally, no prey is to be brought into the information loop without the express approval of the Queen," Frances added in full legal mode.

"I'm not worried about the same prey as you are boss, I'm just hoping for an invite to the royal boudoir," Hilda declared while fanning away invisible heat. "I still don't know how you can resist returning to that nirvana," Hilda gave a little shiver from memory.

"Your tongue is always invited to the marathon when we are near Hilda," I assured her.

"One day I may have to defect..." she suggested.

"Steady girl..." Marilynn interjected.

"Okay Tess, test number 1," I started, "A man comes to the consulate and complains that he was raped repeatedly by three women. What do you do?"

"Ah... I throw him to the floor and rape him again...?" she answered with her duh voice.

Marilynn said, "Tess..."

"I console him, take a report while Hilda calls Akhushtal to report the incident, and then she calls the infirmary for DNA samples," she answered.

"What is the penalty for raping a guest at the Getaway?" I asked.

"Um... you have to knife fight Windy?" she answered.

"Pretty much... the Amazonian is judge, jury, and executioner... I suppose if you could win..." I surmised, "You might get off."

"Who would chance that?" Hilda asked.

"Very, very few people who know much of anything. The men would be more likely to risk it, being from earth they wouldn't understand the risk," I determined.

"Maybe I need to greet all the new arrivals?" Tess suggested, "I can definitely put the fear of the Amazonian into those guys."

"If I team you with an Amazon who simply appears in front of them and announce that she is not near the level to be able to challenge the Amazonian," I thought to include.

"Yah, I can tell them that there's an Amazon right here in the room with us... can any of you spot her?" Tess laughed. "As soon as they give up, poof, there she is. That's when I tell them, 'they can be anywhere... they will not interfere with anything that is consensual, but if anyone, male or female, pulls the rape card, you will not have the awesome experience you would otherwise have.' What do you think?"

"That could be the best five minute speech they've ever heard," I lauded.

"Well, I was going to flesh it out with telling them that I am a Krav Maga champion and had my ass handed to me in less time that it took to tell them this, I even pulled a knife on her which disappeared from my hand and the whole field of battle," she included.

"You may wish to finish with, remember, this is a target rich environment, filled with horny sex starved women, so if it isn't working out with this one, there are 100 more that would be happy to screw you senseless," I figured that a carrot added to the stick would add to their enthusiasm, "So stop wasting time in here, and go find someone who wants to keep you warm!"

"I'll have to memorize it, but that could keep everybody safer and happier," she admitted.

"You might want to tell the guys that if they have any troubles to contact Zotie who will show them to the consulate," Frances interjected.

"We are going to need a concierge," I decided, "I want dweebs, geeks, nerds, and dips to think that they are complete studs! We'll need someone who can take these boys in hand and lead them to having their cocks rubbed raw."

"Ooh, that's good!" Tess added, "Any shy guys are introduced to shy or unsuccessful Ka'anians."

"Dolly..." my bra asked.

"Is that you Mayahuel?" I replied.

"Yes, I have finished with Zotie and I'd like to have you give your opinion on her new voice," she asked.

"Well it is way too quiet..." I replied.

"Very humorous my Queen... Go ahead and try your new voice Zotie."

"Happy birthday Ms. Queenie, Happy birthday, to you..." Zotie sang in Marilynn Monroe's voice.

"You may wish to change it just enough that we don't have the earthmen figuring that we have Marilynn Monroe enslaved as our computer," I remarked.

"Right... how is this? Speak again Zotie."

"Girls just wanna have fun..." Zotie sang.

"Cindi Lauper has been done..." I told her.

"Okay... how about..."

"Girls just wanna have Happy Birthdays..." Zotie finished.

"You may be onto something there... a cross between Marilynn Monroe and Cindi Lauper has possibilities... Just lose the Brooklyn," I advised.

"Oh Dolly, how do you like the new me...?" Zotie crooned.

"I can predict a few erections from guys listening to your voice," I told her.

"Maybe I need a robotic presence like Heidi has?" Zotie decided.

"We'll have to think it over Zotie," I answered, "We don't want to detract from the ladies acquiring of sperm for the future of the race," I assured her.

"Yes, when put in that perspective, the goals are more important than my interests," Zotie decided.

"Don't you try to play me girl," I warned.

Heidi poked her two cents in with, "Talk about being obvious! That was way too low girl. Trying to play Dolly is like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded automatic gun!"

"I beg your pardon Majesty," Zotie apologized.

"I think on that note that we should be making our way back to the restaurant for a delicious diner," I advised as I stood and began making my way to the door.

"We're going to need a serious gymnasium and plenty of fitness programs with this kind of dining," Marilynn announced.

"Dolly's weight never changes... No matter if she eats like a hog, or like a bird," Heidi stated.

"Oh, now I really hate you!" Marilynn stated.

"It's not her fault..." Heidi attempted to defend me.

"I don't really hate her Heidi. She knows what I mean," Marilynn informed her.

"She is just annoyed that I do not have to diet to maintain my figure," I informed my beautiful AI.

"You do exercise quite a lot," Hilda offered as explanation.

"Yes, you could nearly operate Heidi with the energy released at the nightly orgy," Marilynn agreed.

"Maybe Heidi can figure a way to harness it," I laughed.

"I have been for quite some time, Dolly," Heidi answered.

"Gosh, I hope it helps, Heidi," I asked not believing it was significant.

"It does help, it can run the whole kitchen facility," she generously supplied.