Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"Okay, that sounds like a dare to me! Doctor Ixazalvoh, you will report to the royal bedchamber this very evening to receive divine punishment which will take you a full day to recover from!" I pronounced much to her chagrin.

Zed elbowed the good doctor and whispered, "Well played my dear."

"You have no idea how I agonized over the wording. I could have either been in ecstasy or found my head rolling down the sidewalk," she admitted.

I sidled up and whispered, "You were never in danger of anything but more pleasure than you have ever known. You have given me back my darling Gwen. There is nothing you will ever do that could force my enmity."

"Majesty... it is my pleasure and honor to introduce the resurrected Her Royal Highness Gwendolyn Goddess-of-the-Moon Gordon long live the Queen and her loves!" she announced and then fainted dead away.

"Front!" I yelled.

An Amazon appeared from nowhere and shouldered Doctor Ixazalvoh," I want her to awaken to the most pleasurable fantasy she could imagine. Dressed sexily in a situation of which she could only fantasize. Above all, this must make her love the fact that she has accepted being the personal physician to the queen."

The Amazon I had spoken to, shuddered in an unexpected orgasm and replied, "If Doctor Ixazalvoh doesn't appreciate the honor done to her she does not deserve to call herself Ka'anian!"

"Her worthiness is for your Queen to decide," admonished Meka, "if anything other than what the Queen expects as a result should come to fruition, your life expectancy could diminish to minutes," she advised.

"Only the most heinous of traitors would suffer such a fate, and then I would be forced to take her place my liege so that the Queen would never know that she had placed her faith in someone who did not deserve it," the Amazon admitted.

I appeared out of Amazon space and informed her, "Your Queen is savvier than you could guess Amazon. She does not place her faith in those who do not deserve it, which you should well know, as I have placed my faith in you."

The Amazon almost wept with joy knowing that she was trusted, and shame knowing that she had underestimated her sworn Queen, "I am so unworthy. I wish only your judgment to end my misery."

"You will only receive a delighted snogging for being so humble and supporting my highest ideals," I told her as I French kissed her.

"This vessel, the doctor, shall embrace the very moment she met our queen as the day she was born! It shall come to fruition not by violence but by love and pleasure," she declared with determination.

"Just care for her and remember that she is the one who saved Gwen. Without Meka and Gwen's support, your queen wouldn't have survived long enough to have taught the royal court about earth appliances, let alone start the recovery of our planet," Windy extolled.

"Dolly?" my boobs asked.

"What is it Heidi?"

"This has just added 6 months to your statue," Heidi informed me.

"That makes me very happy Heidi."

"Somehow I knew it would," she giggled.

"Oh my god, Heidi," Meka shrieked, "You cannot be serious!"

"You do not like the new design God Daughter?"

"The great masters of Ka'anian sculpture would hide themselves in shame!" Meka cried.

"I really don't want to know..." I replied.

"What the hell is all the shouting about? I'm trying to sleep here!" Gwen exclaimed, looking up from her scarlet colored natural mattress. "What the fuck happened to me? I feel like I've spent a week in Dolly's bed!"

"Do you feel up to a wedding with Sampson?" I asked. "Cutting her hair is strictly out of the question. She might kick Windy's ass if we try. However, she's spent hours being fitted to her wedding gown and would be so disappointed if you don't."

"Wait... Sampson is faster and stronger than Windy?" she moaned, "Wrong universe... I am going back to sleep!" she declared and flopped back.

"Itzel's baking the cake and has her whole staff preparing the banquet..." I coaxed. "The dark side is bringing cookies..."

"Okay, but you aren't expecting me to flaunt my naked ass through the ship to get some clothes are you?" just as the words finished through her lips, she was clothed in a lovely white gown. "That is just not fair!"

"Sorry my love," I told her within inches of her face, "I have a world to rescue and you have subjects who love you without limits."

"You don't play fair, do you know that?" she accused.

"My darling Dolly, know that and so much more, my lovely and loved Gwen, our world owes you a debt which can never be repaid. You are alive now due to Ka'anian technology, yet that in itself isn't even partial repayment for your role in the resurrection of our society," Meka extoled while in full regalia. "What the females of Ka'an have forgotten, you know in full measure. Every female on the planet knows the truth of your lessons. Few know the value of them. I, as High Priestess of Ka'an, know the value of your contributions and will see that all future generations honor you, as you have honored us."

"As High Priestess of Ka'an, I ask if you will accept into our communal marriage a commoner of your birth world who has endured unbelievable stresses and challenges in life and who has loved 'The One', as we all love, 'The one'. It is my belief that without this union, Samson would never be able to function with her new abilities and would inevitably be destroyed by the Amazonian for the good of the realm. Down this path, Sampson will become a hero of the realm. Therefore, the Queen of Ka'an, request if Gwendolyn Goddess-of-the-Moon Gordon and Sampson Hampton and the rest of the royal wives wish to join in Ka'anian matrimony for the good of the realm?"

"You are so..." Gwen started but then took note of the seriousness of the looks on everyone's faces, "'The one', whom I have always loved without reservation, would be disappointed in any hesitation or reluctance I might show, therefore I accept the proposal without reservations, and will welcome beloved Sampson to the Royal family, may you soon understand the weight of what you have accepted!"

I helped Gwen to her feet and heard her exclaim, "Whoa, that feels funny..."

"What?"

"My bra is too tight," she exclaimed as she yanked on straps to loosen things and eventually fed the whole bra out through an arm hole. "Yes, this is supposed to be the right size a 34 B cup."

A winded girl showed up holding out a bra for Gwen.

"That's a 34 C cup," Gwen complained.

Jiggles announced, "Put it on Gwen. I scanned you and your breast size did increase while you were being healed."

"I'll jump for joy later," Gwen declared as she fed her new bra into her sleeve and squirmed into it.

"You'll have to teach me how to do that someday," I stated.

"You never will be able to hon. Your girls are way too big to use this trick. I'll teach you anyway because it will be so much fun watching you try."

"Sure... we can have betting on whether Jiggles or Sissy is more difficult to accommodate, maybe sell the video," I teased.

All of the mercenaries wanted to place an order sight unseen so Gwen put the kibosh on the whole idea.

Once Gwen was onboard, Heidi moved everyone to the entry hallway where we were disgorged along with many more wedding goers.

Gwen, Windy, Meka, and I stood nearest the fountain while everyone sat in chairs along a wide isle. Our other wives were grouped to the side, some holding babies, some with huge bellies, and others just dressed and beautiful, showing their participation but allowing us to do the heavy work.

Music started and down the aisle walked Sampson arm in arm with Zed Cayless, wrapped in white silk and dragging a 30 ft. train followed by Akna carrying a pillow and a bouquet.

As they approached, I saw that Sampson looked completely freaked and stunned, 'The Deer in the Headlights' look.

"Who accompanies this woman?" Meka asked as she stepped up to us.

"I, Zed Cayless do," Zed said as he stepped back and to the side.

"Sampson Hampton, you have already stated your willingness to join the Royal Marriage. I ask you now to reaffirm your Love and commitment," Meka asked.

"I do," Sampson answered.

"I now pronounce you Samantha Ixcacao Gordon, provider of safety and security for the realm," Meka recited. "You may kiss Dolly."

Sam was on me as if I was a rare piece of beef.

Everyone clapped... for a long time and then the clapping stopped until there were a few uncomfortable throat clearings in the audience.

Windy finally hit Sam's nerve plexus and had her orgasming into a wet puddle on the floor, "I'd say that we should move the bride to the bridal suite and the rest of us will adjourn to the reception."

"Or, we can move the bride to a room near the reception and allow her to join us when she comes to..." I proposed.

"I can't guarantee her behavior at the reception," Windy warned.

"I can," I answered as I left for the reception.

Windy hoisted Sam onto her shoulder, and followed me which caused a whole procession following us like a parade.

"How do you know where they setup the reception?" Windy asked.

"Pink line..." I stated.

"Is the wedding over?" Zotie asked.

"Yes, it's time for the reception, so make ready the party girl," I commanded.

We entered a banquet room with most of the robotic staff ready with food and drinks

"Okay... how come I'm not dancing?" I loudly asked.

My lovely Gwen always keenly aware of protocol swept into my arms and began dancing to unheard music, whereupon Zotie began playing music to match the rhythm of our feet. We were soon joined by other ladies dancing and there were groups chatting, eating, and drinking.

Quickly the party got into full swing and eventually Samantha strolled out to join the fun. She approached me with her arms out and I held up my index finger stopping her in her tracks, "Hold up there missy. You have some questions which you must answer before you take another step."

She started gobbling and hyperventilating.

"None of that," I ordered with my voice slightly raised.

She stood there and stared.

"Number 1, who is the boss," I asked.

"You are..." she stated.

"No! Meka is the Boss," I assured her. "I am second in command in all things not military or security related. Next question, who do you work for?"

"Windy..?"

"Wrong, you work for everybody on this whole planet, Windy is just your direct supervisor," I corrected.

"Two wrong, let's go for the out... When do you act without decorum?" I asked.

"Never," she answered with her face blushing to her knees.

"You're out! The royal boudoir is the place. The rest of the time, you'd better conduct yourself as a lady and the provider of safety and security for the realm. Do you have that straight?" I inquired while my eyeballs were clamped so tightly to hers you wouldn't have been able to cut the connection with 48" bolt cutters.

She dropped to her hands and knees, "I am unworthy."

"If you really were unworthy, Windy would have separated your head from your body instead of making you cum like a horny whore. Now get up off the floor, put on your elegant face, pull up your big girl panties, and circulate to make everybody feel like they have been gifted with a classy savior. If you're a good girl, you get me. Screw it up, and you sleep alone, for a week, with an even harder hurdle for you to surpass and believe me, the hurdles grow exponentially from here," I informed her. "Your being a wife of ours can be the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to you. Act honorably, obey your supervisor, learn from your daughter, and know that love means caring more about someone else than you do about yourself."

"But it's my wedding day..." she whispered.

"Only if you don't fuck this up," I advised. "Your opportunity to be a hero is here. You may have to wear red white & blue tights and fly an invisible plane instead of throwing around a vibranium shield. It's a tough pill to take, but take it like a lady."

"I promise, you will have no reason for complaint," she stated a she stood and arranged her skirts.

"Now give me a little kiss and move on," I instructed.

She came forward, kissed me quickly, and began circulating.

"You are good," Meka whispered. "She'll act like a saint and won't let loose until you tell her to. You've even fixed it so that Windy will not have any trouble with her. Her sense of responsibility to you, and for all whom she works will drive her harder than any taskmaster I can think of and all to prove herself to the queen she loves."

"She was beginning to get a big head, realizing her power and not accepting the responsibility that goes with that power. She was beginning to think that she was owed for what happened to her. She didn't look at the wedding as a gift to her from the wives, but more of an earned benefit. She needed to be educated that this wedding wasn't all about her as much as it was all about her renewed commitment to the people of Ka'an and her roll to protect them."

"Focused on the goal," she shook her head amazed. "You create a crusader with the only skills on the planet that can rival the Amazonian while ensuring her undying loyalty. You are queenly in your manner and in your spirit."

"Yah, I'm 'The One'," I assured her.

"Of course you are. I have never doubted it, even when I was setting your leg. Once we were both on earth, there was no doubt. My love, my world savior, I would cut my own heart out and give it to you. What you told Sam was untrue. On the world of Ka'an, there is no higher authority than, the queen. You my dear run and own the world," she stated with a hug.

"You let me tell everyone that you are the highest authority," I accused.

"You wouldn't have accepted the truth and you would have tried to give the job away. I couldn't allow that," she told me with tears in her eyes. "I willingly will keep the deception alive if you wish it, but everyone in the royal house knows. Windy will always take your orders over mine, unless it is a matter of religion."

"So you handed over your planet to an alien?" I asked incredulous.

"Did we do such a good job on our own? Compare the entire reign of the last queen to your first year as queen. She allowed our world to fall. You have snatched the world back from extinction and forced its heart to restart by the force of your love and will. I couldn't have done it. Windy with all her great Amazon powers, could not have done it. You did it," she exclaimed. "Every person on the planet, who knows anything, knows it was you and also knows that you would never allow anyone to place that reality at your feet. You have placed the strongest Amazon force on Ka'an into a position that requires her to be your left hand and for her to work with your right hand. No one but you could do that," she assured me. "Sam has become what she is, for you, and you will only inspire her to use the best of herself."

"She was becoming full of herself and needed a reminder," I admitted.

"You did that and in such a way she'll make a good impression on her new family and be quivering with excitement by bed time!" she predicted.

"If she's a good girl, I may even dance with her," I stated as I gracefully strolled towards the punch bowl.

"It was a lovely ceremony Dolly," Jiggles stated.

"Thank you Heidi, and thank you for organizing this grand reception," I told her.

"I helped too," I heard Sissy say.

"Yes, thank you too Zotie," I added.

"Who was that?" Gwen asked.

"Oh, I forgot how much you've missed," I said, slapping my forehead. "You even missed the invention of the communicator bra. All you need do is speak and ask to talk to anyone you know and they will be talking to you from your bra before you can finish asking. Then there are all the robots, the virtually controlled robots, the sex games, the Boeing 737, the cure for Aides and Herpes, the Yacht cloak, consul-general Tess Dix, the Goddesses blessing, the gender change of Zotz and secretary Hilda Putman. I think that's most of the things."

"What goddesses blessing?" asked Gwen getting right to the oddest point.

"Dolly was blessed by a goddess licking her to orgasm," Heidi informed her.

"Damn girl, if you get any more special I won't be worthy to be your wife," she said but hugged me at the same time.

"Actually, your doctor was assigned to the Zager Fish and we promoted a very qualified doctor to take her place," I stated.

"What was wrong with the first one?" she asked.

Heidi butted in with, "She was a stupid bigot."

"Oh and I forgot that Heidi is now sentient and is working on becoming a real flesh and blood woman," I interjected.

"You told her about Heinlein, didn't you?"

"She was becoming paranoid and thought that I was thinking faster than she was," I supplied.

"I love that writer," Heidi admitted, "He was so smart. He must have spent a lot of time in deep thought. I mean the concept of grok... amazing! I promise that I will make as many of his dreams come true as I possibly can."

"Not without verifying your plan with me and not without proper checks and balances," I emphatically stated, "I'm not yanking this world back from the dead to see it pushed over again."

"I would never implement anything without consulting you. You have guided me in my research endeavors along a safe and responsible path," Heidi assured me.

"Speaking of which, how are you coming with the breast growth antidote?"

"It has proven more difficult than creating the breast growth serum," Heidi admitted, "Making something to undo tissue growth, it's like a weight loss pill that targets a specific area, and then retightens the skin, it is quite challenging. I have considered creating a Pea Pod derivative that performs the required modifications."

"Not unless there is no way in hell that it can cross pollenate with the un-mutated Pea Pods," I insisted.

"Hmm... I hadn't considered that," Heidi mused.

"Have you thought of a Venus fly trap to base your bio-modification plant?" I asked.

"What's a Venus fly trap?" she asked.

"Research earth flora via the internet," I instructed.

"Very much like our Pea Pod plants, yet a completely different genus... a marvelous direction which can be investigated. Did you get the idea from a science fiction author?" Heidi inquired.

"No, it was just human brain work," I admitted.

"You did say you had a genius IQ before you were made Ka'anian," Heidi asked.

"Dolly was a brilliant geologist before her Pea Pod trip. Companies searched for him specifically because they could rely on his analysis," Gwen revealed, "It was one of the reasons I was stalking him for marriage material. I knew that he would be a great provider and he would never be boring with his world travels. Moreover, sex with him was definitely above par."

"Yah and you didn't even stuff him full of fudge," Meka snickered, "After we did that, the wives of the few men we had in the village were jealous beyond belief. I had many petitions to join our marriage and annul their previous alliances."

"Once we brought her to earth I was nearly buried with requests to marry us. Once we began to breathe life back into Ka'an, all requests ended. Everyone just begged to help us and to become your subject. I had women offer you their first born because you made it possible for them to conceive," she tearfully responded.

"I'd rather they raise their own and teach them to be upstanding productive Ka'anians," I mumbled.

"3D image projectors with just a few scenes of you in them are the second bestselling device on the planet," Meka informed me, "Most of the scenes are of you hugging ordinary subjects. Some of those were scared shitless but when the viewers see them relax into the hug aglow with love for their Queen, the owners hug the viewer to their chest and pledge their undying support for you."