Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"They were too afraid when I showed up with two Amazons and the High Priestess," she decided.

"Nikaj, what the hell happened to your boobs?" one naïve girl asked.

"The queen granted me a boon," she replied.

"Would you mind if I groped your boons?" she giggled.

"Be my guest," Nikaj replied.

When the girl began groping Nikaj, Nikaj's knees buckled and she was quickly headed towards the floor.

"My boobies are so much more sensitive! I love how they turned out Heidi!"

"How do these compare with the ones the queen is sporting?" she asked as she longingly looked at Sissy and Jiggles.

"Grab a handful you chicken and find out, or are you a prissy whore?" I challenged.

When the woman found herself with her tiny hands, full of my girls, she kept trying to get more in her grasp, but not even an NBA superstar could palm these babies!

"How much more do you think you can get into your hands?" Meka asked her.

"No one...I mean no one could possibly hold these in their hand," she cooed and then placed her mouth against them to lick and suck my nipples.

"I think before you get into those too much, you need a trip through the refresher," I suggested.

As soon as it was out of my mouth, the girl disappeared, but I watched at amazon speed as she was carted into a refresher and all of my requested default settings were in play as she was shoved within.

"What happened to her?" I heard from the crowd.

"She was given an express ride to a refresher," I informed them as we kept walking towards them, "By the time we get there, she'll be coming out... unless she chooses to go again."

Windy was waiting for her when she poked an arm out to restart the refresher with a lovely brassiere dangling in front of her eyes, "Ooh pretty..."

It wasn't long and we had fifty women clean, dressed sexily, and smelling sweetly.

"I believe that we have fifty candidates for motherhood," I determined. "Heidi, show them."

A screen the size of one wall of the room we occupied displayed an image of all the women, "Look, it's us!" someone screeched.

"No... those desirable women are us...?" another stated.

Into the room walked my mercenaries, "Whoa, who are the hot babes Dolly?"

"Those are your mission soldier," I advised. "How many do you think that you can fuck before you need Ixazalvoh's help?"

"After she fixed us up earlier, all of them!" he bragged.

"You are so on! If you can bone the whole lot of them before this time tomorrow, I'm yours!" I told him.

Jared dove over to the closest woman and asked, "Hey baby, are you up to having your brains fucked out?"

I thought, 'That line would never work on earth, but with these women, she'll be on the floor with her legs spread before you could say Jack Robinson.'

She was slightly more discriminating than I thought and actually followed him to his quarters so he could begin to work on attaining the goal I set for him.

The girl who followed him yelled over her shoulder, "The line starts at the door!"

I have to give the man his creds, he did make it through 32 of them, but if there was any chance of him doing all of them I would never have made the challenge.

"Heidi?" I asked.

"Yes Dolly?"

"You need to make up a medal for my mercenary," I answered, "Make it obviously Ka'anian, uber high tech, and out of gold, platinum and adorned with many jewels. You know something like honorary amazon, and stud of the realm."

"I understand Dolly. Would you care to approve the final design before I create the medal?" she asked.

"Actually, you should show Meka," I decided, "She's more familiar with Ka'anian medals."

"I shall have it created within five minutes my love," she announced.

"Meka already approved the design?" I asked.

"Yes I did Dolly and I expect to be there when you present it to Jared," she informed me.

An amazon jogged up and handed me an ornate package, "This is your medal Queen Dolly."

"Heidi, what is the status on Jared?" I asked.

"He has just been stuffed full of Life Paste and has headed to the dining area for breakfast," she informed me.

"Damn, that guy is building one hell of a lot of stamina!" I remarked. "I'll be going to breakfast myself Heidi. Have Meka meet me please."

"I am already here sitting on my plump ass waiting for breakfast to be served," she insisted.

I slipped into the dining area and was promptly seated and served. I stuffed a forkful of eggs into my mouth so everyone would start eating. Once that had begun I announced, "Jared McBride, front and center!"

He tossed his fork to the table top and quick marched over to where I was seated and stood to attention.

"Jared McBride you were given a mission by your Queen last night," I stated, "Please update me on how well you did?"

"I have to advise you that I did not accomplish the mission as you set it forth my queen," he admitted.

"Please update me on how well you did," I added.

"I was able to satisfy twenty eight women," he claimed.

"In that case you still fucked four more women and filled them with semen, even if they were not satisfied," I determined.

"Like hell we weren't satisfied!" a lady across the room yelled. "I've got a uterus full of squirmy sperm and I'm one of the happiest women on the planet!"

"It appears that you satisfied more women than you thought," I laughed. "The actual number is thirty two out of fifty. As Queen of Ka'an, I present you with this medal signifying your bravery and accomplishment." I took the medal from the box and noted that the front side showed an image of me being fucked with rubies as my nipples and a huge diamond covering where the penis was violating me. The whole thing was made of gold except for the inlay of me in solid platinum.

I still pinned the medal to his chest and kissed both of his cheeks.

I would have bet real money that a tough guy like that wouldn't have fainted when I kissed him, but I would have lost the whole wad!

"Oh my god...! I nearly fucked the cock off of that man and he never even lost his erection! She kissed his cheek and he went down as if hit by a Jai Ali racket!" a lady at a table across the room exclaimed.

Windy took Jared off my hands and told me, "Get back and finish breakfast, I'll handle this."

"My god she really cares for her people," the lady exclaimed, "That was the Amazonian that took him to be cared for!"

Sam appeared beside her and stated, "Yes but always be aware that the queen has a left hand and a right hand. I am her right hand and my name is Samantha Ixcacao Provider of Safety and Security Gordon. There may be people on this planet who love Dolly as much as I do, but I guarantee that no one loves her more!"

"Twins...! The fucking Amazonian is twins! Friends a new age, is upon us and we are a part of it," one of the ladies remarked.

"Is anyone having second thoughts about joining us?" I loudly asked.

"Can I join again?" someone asked.

"Sure you can!" I told her, "I will accept applications to take my job as queen, but the job requirements will be as stated by my daughter Akna."

"There is no fucking way I'm applying for that job! I can't make everybody around me wish to fuck my brains out for hour after hour!" I heard.

"Not only that, you can't make both males and females want to fuck your brains out for hour after hour," I assured her.

"Oh my god..." she exclaimed, "Would that I had that power, I would never leave my bed!"

A golden glowing woman appeared in the middle of the dining room and she stated, "With great power, comes great responsibility. This is why Dolly Ann Gift-from-God Gordon was blessed and no other! So mote it be!" whereupon she disappeared.

Ked exclaimed, "I want my mommy!"

Therefore, I approached Ked and gave him a big jiggly hug, "I am your mommy, and you are blessed."

Ked fell into the arms of Nicte Ha, only to be carted away.

"This is the weirdest breakfast in history," I remarked.

"I need to know if you whores wish to ever return to your tavern, as we should make haste to the next area of civilization." I asked, "Of course you ladies will have to remain aboard and try to fuck my mercenaries to death... however, that is unlikely as they are protected and their health is monitored in real time by our benefactor the lovely Heidi."

"What kinds of jobs do you have in mind for us Dolly?" one lovely asked.

"I must apologize, as I am not in the business of Human Resources," I admitted. "My wife Beth is our HR person and she will be best at placing you in a position suited to your abilities. I had a technician on board who turned out to be the top engineer on the whole planet. I had a doctor who turned out to be the planet's biggest bigot and I had another technician who turned out to be the mother to the captain of the Zager Slayer."

"I for one will never reenter the Tavern as long as I may serve Queen Dolly," a lady exclaimed.

"Heidi, make for the next center of civilization to the south please," I asked.

Heidi lifted and flashed herself toward the south, "Scanning local population centers... I have one although it is uninhabited. Scanning ahead indicates a busy port with a population of over one thousand."

"I am so excited to meet them!" I exclaimed.

One of our new guests elbowed the other and asked, "Is she serious?"

"Shut your bitch hole! Of course our new queen means it and you will be the one to tell her of the situation in this town, or I will be the one gutting you and feasting on your entrails."

"There is a woman running that town who refers to herself as Empress," the sarcastic lady explained. "She's one of the reasons we found the Tavern. She rules that city with her 'Amazons' who are just big nasty women."

"Thank you for the information my dear," I told her with a big hug, "I'll still give her the benefit of the doubt... right up until her head rolls to a stop at my feet."

"Just be careful. I love having you as our queen," she whispered back.

Right next to her ear, she heard, "Not as much as I love having her as my queen. I'm the one who separated and rolled the last pretender's head down the street."

"Real amazons are far scarier than the Empresses heavies," the girl remarked.

"Especially since that was the Amazonian who whispered to you," I smiled in reply, "I think she likes you or else she wouldn't have made herself known to you."

"Oh...oh, that's good! I want to be on the Amazonian's good side," she looked about nervously.

"Okay, then you're invited to this evenings orgy and you can choose which side you think is the goodest!" I laughed. "You will have to forego your chance to get boned by a horny mercenary, but I guarantee you will orgasm so much you'll think you were turned inside out and will need liberal applications of Life Paste in the morning."

She looked over to Meka and asked, "She is kidding, isn't she? I mean, I work in the sex industry and I don't mean to brag but I have been praised as one of the best."

"I'll take that brag and raise you the most powerful female aphrodisiac on two worlds," Meka snickered with a wink.

The girl looked at her quizzically so Meka added, "I'd explain, but you actually have to experience it to believe it. Heidi, make sure this lovely can find the orgy please."

The woman's brassiere answered, "She was already on my watch to lead at the appropriate time. Ma'am I will verbally alert you and provide an orange line on my deck for you to follow."

"The Empress is so screwed!" the girl remarked, as she shook her head, eyes closed.

"If that will keep her from causing trouble, I can arrange that," I jested, "However, I haven't been given the chance to educate any potential rivals."

"Well, we are going to be up her skirts with two minutes Dolly," Heidi informed me from Jiggles.

"I love hanging with the queen of Ka'an! Please ask me anything by which I might help?" she asked.

"You could escort my candy to the bow and aide me in speaking with the Empress," I offered.

"The Empresses 'Amazons' have firearms Queen Dolly, we might be shot," she told me with a quiver, "But if you are there I will be with you and even shield you with my own body should it be necessary."

Heidi's laughter resounded from her brassiere, "My dear, I have a 900 Terawatt force field they'd have to penetrate to even get close to Dolly. There is also my ten thousand terawatt cutting beam which will be used as a retaliatory weapon, although it is likely to disintegrate the offender and the building next to her. Nobody threatens my goddaughter!"

"That is a good idea Heidi," I praised.

"Crap... now she's going to try and give me credit for what she has thought up," Heidi remarked.

Meka cracked up and had to be supported.

"Heidi, use your holographic abilities to display huge pink lettering dripping with blood that states, "The rightful Queen of Ka'an, the High Priestess of Ka'an, and the Amazonian have arrived. Whoa be it to any pretenders!' Do you think that could possibly act as a deterrent to any hasty actions?"

"How in the hell was any of that my idea?" Heidi accused.

"Cutting beams that send a message," I told her.

"My god the Queen is a genius!" my new friend squealed.

"I would have never connected it that way goddaughter," Heidi remarked, "But I can see how you felt the need to claim it was my idea. I cannot wait for your visit this evening."

We had all slipped out onto the foredeck and were approaching the bow when I looked up to see my sign, actually dripping blood which made be jump to avoid a huge drop hitting me.

"Heidi, don't just wait in the bay, drive right up Main Street to the fanciest building you can find," I commanded.

Not one face appeared outdoors, although I could see eyeballs peeping out of windows and recesses.

Once we had pulled up to the fancy building in town, the one shaped like an elongated flat top pyramid, we settled until a portion of Heidi was in contact with the ground, "Ahoy! Is there anybody living in this town? I'd like to speak to whoever has been able to keep this city somewhat viable!"

One 300 lb. 6 foot 4 inch woman lumbered out in front of the building, "I am Chimalmat, and I speak for the Empress. I see that you command an impressive piece of Ka'anian technology and claim to be the Queen. No queen of Ka'an would sully herself by traveling about on the planet. Therefore your claim is suspect!"

"Don't tell that to the Amazon who just stripped you of all of your weapons," I advised.

Chimalmat groped about her body seeking the weapons she had hidden on herself, "What trickery is this? Who would dare to challenge the Empresses Amazonian?"

"Ah... that's a stupid question and a moronic claim!" I yelled at the woman. "Amazonian, show yourself and prepare for one on one combat!"

Windy appeared so close in front of the woman she could feel her breath on her face, "To claim to be the Amazonian, it can only be earned by one on one combat, Amazon to Amazon!" Windy stated with deadly seriousness, "I have been defending my claim for over one thousand years and am undefeated in sole combat and within the Ōllamaliztli tastes! I welcome your challenge and offer you the choice of weapons or unarmed combat!"

"Holy crap... it's you!" the woman spun and ran like the wind as Windy stood her ground.

A short while later, Chimalmat reappeared with another woman who stated, "I am the one known as Empress. I have ruled this town and kept the order for sixty years. My head constable Chimalmat informs me that the real Amazonian accompanies the ship which proclaims to contain the rightful Queen of Ka'an. I make no challenge and neither does my head constable, I would however request a parley."

"You are invited aboard my lovely vessel, Heidi Enterprise, Flagship of the Queen," I called down to the pair.

"Am I to understand that you...you are Queen of Ka'an?" the Empress asked with total amazement upon her face.

Windy with a look so serious, she could have turned the two to stone stated, "Any who dispute that will not live long enough to hit the ground!"

"Damn... that so sounds like what the Amazonian would say," the Empress whispered to Chimalmat.

"Now you see why I was not so stupid as to accept the challenge," she replied, "I have seen images of the Amazonian before and have read books of her exploits and if they are even partially true, attempting harm to her, or her Queen is suicide. In addition, that vessel has a force field and cutting weapons which could lay waste to the whole town faster than it took me to explain that."

"We must dissemble as best as we can and make treaty with this Queen," the empress whispered back.

"I might caution you that dissembling when negotiating with the Queen will do no good as she can tell your heart and her trusty steed has pickup microphones which can hear a grasshopper fart a mile away," Heidi cautioned.

"We are so outclassed Empress! I suggest you pledge your fealty kiss her vulva and feet and ask to govern in her name," Chimalmat told her, "If you do not, we are dead, and so are those who follow us."

"Empress...? I will be sitting in on any negotiations," my new friend declared, "You recognize me? You know that I know your ways and you should also know that dealing with my Queen not in good faith will result in your taking years to die."

"Crap, is that Chalchiuhtlicue?" the Empress asked.

"Yes, your daughter has thrown in with the Queen," sighed, Chimalmat, "Whatever you promise, you will follow through on, or I will have to end you myself Empress."

"It appears the world is in for change Chimalmat and if we wish to be part of it, we will deal in good faith and even more, with heart," the Empress sighed resignedly.

"Dolly," my newfound friend Chalchiuhtlicue, stated, "I believe my mother has caught on the fact that she stands on vapors and should she not cooperate, she will be feeding the Pea Pods."

"To those who are not running this city, know that I, Queen Dolly Ann Gift from God Gordon tell you now that you will be invited to be citizens of Ka'an. You will be treated fairly and with justice and your hard work shall be rewarded. Your Queen shall always work for you, my people and any that threaten your safety, and security shall answer to me, and my immensely powerful regime. The one which not only covers Ka'an but covers a huge part of Earth, where I have brought men from and have populated Kùutsmil with hundreds of them," I stated, "I shall yank Ka'an back from the very jaws of extinction and breathe life into her!"

With that, I spun on a high heel and began perambulating my way back towards the gangway, when I heard a shot ring out.

"Someone attempted to assassinate Chalchiuhtlicue, Queen Dolly," Heidi told me from my bra.

"Find out who the dumb fuck that just shot was and end her!" the Empress demanded.

"Thank you Empress," I called down, "You helped me avoid immolating a block of this town and avenging the attempted murder of your daughter."

"My daughter may have been exiled from my realm, but I would not care to see her death, Queen Dolly," the Empress admitted.

"You just may be redeemable after all. I applaud your actions," I replied with hand over heart and a slight bow.

"Damn, I really wanted to hate you," the Empress admitted shaking her head.

"It really is not possible mother," Chalchiuhtlicue stated, "I implore you, promise anything the Queen asks and you will be so far ahead of where you currently are you'll think that you really are an Empress!"

"The one thing you have never been daughter is a fool," the Empress admitted, "Your council will be heeded and I thank you for your concern."

"I really like the way things are going Chalchiuhtlicue," I admitted. "I share with you the blessing of the Goddess." I told her as I touched her.