Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"It is not Bitol's starship. It's my starship and I will need crew!" I stated emphatically, "Moreover, Bitol is now a slut named Mayahuel, who loves to do anything she can for the queen she loves."

"Are you telling me that you are finishing the starship?" she nearly squealed.

"It should be in field tests within one week," I informed her as she began to open the main door, "You are going to have to leave someone else behind to run this place because you're going to be flying around this galaxy in a short while."

She squealed like a teenager and jumped up and down so vigorously no one dared to try slipping by her, "I am to become crew for the starship! Oh thank you majesty!"

"Where the hell else am I going to find anyone who knows how to operate that facility?" I told her shaking my head.

"Mayahuel knows everything about that system," she admitted.

"Yes, but Mayahuel will be too busy fucking to operate it, so it will be up to you," I told her as I shouldered my way into the plant.

"Girls, I need water and my water is broken," I declared.

The technicians tittered and spread out, going to work immediately.

"Damn, those girls are eager and efficient!" Chaac stated as we made our way towards the control room. By the time we started opening the door, the lights started coming on all over the place.

"Main Power has been restored Dolly," my lead technician yelled into the room after us.

"Thank you dear," I replied, "However, it is rude to run away before your queen can hug you for your hard work."

She slunk into the room and presented herself for discipline so I hugged, and I snogged, the hell, out of her, "Thank you for remembering to keep me in the loop."

"I am so glad to be alive during the Reign of Dolly!" she declared and ran off to make certain all of the work would be accomplished.

"Do they ever fail, or become too fatigued?" Chaac asked Meka.

"Hell no, most of them have developed incredible endurance after spending a dozen or more nights at the orgy," Meka replied and watched the other's surprise with glee.

"I expect after our stay in town, there'll be another two or three hundred volunteers," Meka decided, "But there will be few invited to crew the starship."

I decided this was an opportunity so I asked her, "Do you know anyone else who was trained for the mission who could still be contacted?" Next, I subvocalized for Heidi, "Could you round up Mayahuel to visit me?"

"I think that Huichaana was slated to run the recyclers on board," Chaac admitted, "I probably should have kept it to myself. She can be such a drag."

I held my tongue for just a bit as I watched a sexy little tech squirm around under a control panel. "Are you doing alright down there? Would you like me to get you something...? Coffee, a pillow, or I could get a strap-on and we could take a break..." I teased.

"Well, if you can't even wait until this evening, I'm game," Xtah tittered from underneath the panel. "I would like to get this operational before I have my brains screwed out."

I dove to my knees and hugged her legs, "I'm happy to see you! You naughty girl, you need to let me know when you're about!"

"Why would the Queen want to know when a technician is working?" she asked.

"Because that technician is a personal friend of the Queen," I informed her, "Not to mention one of the few people around that I can have a face to face discussion with."

"Is that why you are speaking to my thighs?" she snickered.

I controlled myself and stood back up, "Well, I'll just have to order an amazon to retrieve you."

Just then, the panel glowed to life showing pumping, filtering, and distribution details, "Okay, send your Amazons! I can spend the effort to resist them now!"

The next thing she knew she was dangling by her ankle from Windy's grip, "See how much I'm resisting...?"

"Maybe you should make this one a Princess too?" Windy suggested.

"No way, I don't want that kind of responsibility! Maybe you could make me royal sex-toy technician...?" she hopefully suggested.

"Designated slitter?" I guffawed, "How about just Queen's friend?"

"How about upside down Queen's friend?" she countered.

"Windy... would you mind...?" I asked.

Windy flipped the girl with one hand and placed her onto her feet, "You don't appreciate the Queens interest?"

"Oh, I most certainly do appreciate it, but I also love doing what I do, almost as much as Mayahuel does!" she admitted, "Mayahuel would elevate you to Queen without royal support for what you have done for her! She loves doing what she does! She loves having sex with men! But the thing she loves most is having sex with her most beloved Queen Dolly!"

Cakixia came up to me, gave me a big hug, and said, "I love you so much for giving my father/mother a reason to live. She had just about come to the point she could stand it no longer, when she heard of you. Lesbian sex wasn't doing it for her, until she had you, and not only that, you brought her men!"

"It just happened that way," I admitted, "If I hadn't screwed up so many times, we wouldn't be here."

"Mayahuel will create anything you can dream, just because she loves you so much!" Cakixia stated flatly, "Her long time second in command, Xtah, would gladly become your love slave if you asked her to, but that is somewhat of a waste of her talents."

"You're telling me that my sexy little blonde technician is probably the second smartest design engineer on Ka'an?" I stated, "I love her even more!"

"Mayahuel, you slut, what have you done to the Queen?" Xtah asked innocently.

"Xtah, the only woman I have ever respected above all others, I am loathed to inform you that I have found another I respect more," the blushing Mayahuel stated.

"Damn, if you didn't I would realize that you had become the dumb bimbo you appear to be, Mayahuel," she teased.

"Chaac, it's good to see you again!" Mayahuel stated while she hugged the stuffing out of her, "Are you planning to handle my water systems aboard Dolly's starship?"

"Bitol...! Damn, you've changed!" Chaac exclaimed, "I wish I could claim it was to your detriment, but damn, you are a sexy woman now!"

"Oh, Chaac, I do wish I could stick it to you like I did once upon a time," Mayahuel reminisced, "Now, I invite you to experience the unreal! Spend the night with Queen Dolly and I promise you will forever be bisexual. I made myself a cock hungry slut, but I cannot resist bedding my biggest love, Queen Dolly."

"Is it a requirement of my accepting assignment on the starship?" she asked.

"FUCK NO!" Mayahuel exclaimed vehemently, "It is a benefit! I would build a dozen more for my Queen at her slightest request," Mayahuel claimed, "She brought me back from the brink of despair."

"Well my despair squid, it appears that the water plant is almost entirely back online," I noted from the control panel, "Whatever could be the problem... might the solar collectors be dirty after all this time...?"

Xtah looked at me suspiciously, "You know of the solar collectors that filter only UV light to disinfect the water?"

"Would you like me to write out the specifications, show you the design parameters and requirements, the overnight storage capacity, or the physics that show how and why it works?" I asked her.

"Damn, you're not just an incredible set of boobies are you?" Xtah declared.

"I graduated manga cum laude from my college," I told her. "I did measure as a genius for humans before taking a ride in a Pea Pod. That might have something to do with it."

"Mayahuel, we just may be in the presence of the smartest Queen of all time," Xtah whispered to Mayahuel.

Mayahuel replied at full volume, "I have no doubts at all, Xtah. You cannot trick, deceive, or dissemble in the presence of this Queen. She will know before you realize what you are doing."

"What the Pea Pod did to Dolly is unbelievable," she admitted, "I used to believe that I was the smartest person ever on Ka'an. Now I think maybe I'm number two."

"I could never do what you do Mayahuel!" I exclaimed.

"Give you another century and you'll be making your own unreality drive," she smirked.

"I'm just a simple geologist," I insisted.

All three ladies fell to the floor rolling around laughing.

"Okay, get over it," I directed, "Can anyone make a recommendation as to whether we should include Huichaana on the starship?"

"I believe the benefits outstrip the negatives, Queen Dolly," Mayahuel stated.

"Okay Heidi, please contact Huichaana and invite her on the starship mission."

"Queen Dolly?" I heard through my bra, "Are you really inviting me on the Starship mission?" Huichaana asked.

"Yes Huichaana, I am," I agreed, "Mayahuel recommended you."

"Who the hell is Mayahuel?" she asked.

"I was formerly known as Bitol," Mayahuel replied.

"Oh my goddess...!" she exclaimed, "Bitol the designer and the one who brought Ka'an to, a new reality. Only Dr. Chirakan Ixmucane was revered more."

"One thing I must give Mayahuel credit for, of all her accomplishments she never once placed Ka'an in jeopardy," I espoused.

However, I then informed them as I looked over the displays, "Hey, the plant controller claims the facility is completely operational! We are done here! Oh wait, did you have anyone who was your immediate underling and if so, is she aboard Heidi?"

"Yes, but I will have to stay for a while to bring her up to speed," Chaac informed us with a sigh.

"How long would you estimate?"

"A couple of hours should suffice," she determined.

"Tell Heidi the girl you want, and she'll be on her way," I stated, "We'll hang around for a couple hours and you'll only have to board Heidi and then we can move on to our next challenge."

"Where do you plan to go?" she asked.

"First we drop off the townspeople, and then we check out some farms," I decided, "However, I want to ask those in town if any of them have experience farming and a desire to feed people, not only here, but in Dollyville."

"How would they get food all the way to Dollyville?" she asked.

I smirked and laughed, "Admiral Kuk will be visiting with cargos of fish to sell and once her hold is empty, you can fill it with produce, then she can use the Transporter and zap it to Dollyville while she heads back out for more fish."

"You are bringing us back..." she breathed.

"Is that a bad thing?" I asked innocently.

"It is an unbelievable thing," she exclaimed, "for years I held out hope that someone would try to organize us. When the empress began to organize and set down rules I had some hope, but it didn't go beyond basic organization for us to loosely live together and not worry too much about being stabbed in the back. It's not the Empresses fault, but I was hoping for so much more."

"Then some bimbo with a gorgeous antigravity vessel shows up in the middle of town and promises to give you everything you've yearned for, for so long you've almost forgotten them all together," I added to her account.

"It was such an absurd image I first thought that I was losing my wits, but you waved at me and then I had a vision like I had never experienced," she sighed in remembrance, "I knew that whatever had happened, I needed to be part of this miracle."

"Now the leader of all Ka'an's hopes deigns to wait for me," she exclaimed as she teared up.

"I am only waiting for you to accomplish the job that I set you to," I offered, "Then I expect you to contribute to our efforts until you boost into hyperspace with us to take our mission to the stars."

"I certainly hope that you have some spare panties aboard Heidi because I just ruined these!" she declared as she held me tightly.

"Wow, who knew the word Hyperspace was erotic!" I answered in my smartass way.

"I just had the strangest mental vision of alien contact where the big-breasted, sexy Queen of Ka'an exits the starship and declares, 'Hi, can we have sex with your men?'" Meka explained with a huge laugh.

"That just sounds like an old Playboy cartoon I once saw," I agreed, "Only the alien women were much taller and not quite as busty."

"We must almost be a fantasy for the earth men," she surmised, "but little do they know that for us, they too are a fantasy," she expressed.

"I can hardly wait to see you being courted and chased, such as you haven't experienced in you recollection," I fantasized, "I just hope your acting skills are up to it. In any event, I will be waiting aboard Heidi for you to finish up with your underling."

We left her to her to her business and I wandered aboard Heidi, "Mercenaries."

I followed my line into their area, "Guys, we need to prioritize the current citizen pool. I also need you to present your reports to Heidi."

"What reports?" Bennie asked.

"You are supposed to be preparing reports on the women you seduce, bed, or romance!" I exclaimed, "Jared, I know you were informed. As leader, you should have passed the requirement on. I want to know as much about our guests as they know about themselves. If you haven't been preparing reports, you'd damn well better start, or else you're going to be locked into chastity belts until you do!"

"Okay... this is the first I've heard of this, but it would be my joy to provide such reports to you," Jared espoused.

"Dolly, the person that you gave those requirements to was Sampson, before his inversion," Heidi informed me.

"Damn, I thought that I ordered Sampson to inform you!" I groused.

"You did Dolly, however, Sampson became unavailable shortly thereafter," Heidi informed me.

"In that case, I apologize, although I still require this from you and your men," I announced, "You will please submit these files to Heidi so that she can collate them and refine them for me."

"Done," Jared agreed, "These files will not be used against the girls we report on will they?"

"Not exactly against them, what they will be used for is tracking people who were important but have been lost, and those who have massive technical abilities but are too shy to admit to them," I admitted. "I have accidentally run across people who will be, key to the revitalization of Ka'an. I wish to be able to discover this information more reliably. We cannot afford to miss out discovering people who are qualified to fill vital roles in what is to come."

"You do realize that most of our dalliances take place here on Heidi," Jared noted, "She could always eavesdrop on us and make better judgment calls than would we, when in the throes of passion."

"Heidi...?" I asked.

"Yes, of course I listen in on the sexual antics of the Mercenaries. Additionally, I have not heard anything of which you should be apprised," she answered.

"Okay guys, I understand that you can only make note of what you are told, but you need to work it a little too," I urged, "Feign interest in the girls, ask them what they did before the disaster, were they related to anyone important, were they well known for something? You should ask questions, and you might even discover your sexual escapades are enhanced when you realize you're fucking one of the crew members of a starship! Bennie should know what I mean, because he was screwing the Mayor of this town!"

"My mom would be so proud..." he teased.

"Well, your Queen is so grateful," I countered, "But on your personal scale that might not rate as high as your mother's pride in you. It does guarantee a substantial bonus upon completion of your tour, however."

"You are bullshitting me..." he remarked with his jaw hanging open, "You're paying bonuses for us having sex?"

"Heidi has been keeping a tally. She has also been keeping track of your progeny, should you care to know yourself," I informed the men.

"Heidi," Jared asked, "How many children have I sired on this trip...?"

"You have successfully fathered 34 children Jared with 34 mothers who couldn't be more thrilled. Thirty two of those mothers have offered to be wives should you ever wish that kind of commitment," she informed him.

"Good job mate!" I clapped him on the shoulder, "If you accept, you'll have more wives than even I have!"

"How the hell could I ever support them?" he pondered.

"This is Ka'an dude!" I laughed, "There isn't one woman on this planet who expects you to support their family! They are offering to support you! They would also feel the luckiest women on the planet to support you if you offered to fuck them once in a while."

"Wouldn't the other women fight about me having sex with the others?" he asked.

"If they did, you would merely have to mention it to Windy, Sam, or I and the offending wife would be schooled immediately about how foul showing jealousy is considered in the Kingdom of Dolly," I emphatically stated.

"Showing jealousy will be tantamount to what statutory rape is considered on earth!" I declared.

"Ah, yah, I saw the video captured when that poor guy was killed by a jealous woman at the Getaway," he sighed, "However, scarier still was your response to the objection to showing it. The look on Meka's face was of racial disgust when she thought of how the disaster came to be."

"One day when you are Ka'anian yourself, I hope you look upon it the same way," I encouraged.

"Ah... when I am Ka'anian...?" he asked, showing how startled he was.

"For your efforts to help Ka'an, you will be offered a ride though the un-mutated Pea Pods when you grow to an age where you wish to be young again," I stated, "We didn't tell you right away, but it was always intended to be part of your compensation package... eternal life."

"For letting beautiful women screw us blind, we are offered an opportunity to live forever...?" Bennie exclaimed, "This is the best job ever!"

"Didn't you guys notice that Gwen looks like she's 18 years old now?" I asked.

"Sure we did, but none of us guys want to lose our cocks taking a ride through one of those plants," Bennie exclaimed.

"The free ones do not do that anymore. They just rejuvenate Ka'anians," I sighed, knowing that this had been explained before, "The Pea Pod now just rewrites your DNA back to when you were young. You all must remember that you have been sworn to secrecy about this and you are all related to closely held members of our inner circle. Should they report that you've been blabbing we still have the plants that took both Sampson and me, savvy?"

"Oh, most certainly... we understand, with what I'm doing, I'm not ever certain I want to return to earth, so there won't be any opportunity for me to blab," Bennie decided, "I mean, if I need a vacation, there's got to be someplace on Ka'an where I can lay out in the sun sipping a Mojito without being constantly hounded for sex...?"

I slapped myself in the forehead and stated, "Bennie, you're a genius!"

"Heidi, open immediate communications to Akhushtal," I commanded, walking away from the mercenaries, "Akhushtal, this is Dolly. We need to stock a supply of alcohol, alcoholic beverages, and mixers. Oh, and teach someone how to be a bartender...!"

"Dolly, you need not fear of having forgotten to arrange every detail for the resort," the sweet voice of Zotie informed me, "I was catering to the debauchery of men and women long before you saved me. I have robotic bar tenders and many bars throughout my spaces. Heidi informed me of your world's inhibitions to using other forms of drugs so the drug dens were converted. I have anti-hangover medications and medicines which counteract the excessive effects of overdosing on alcohol so that the Ka'anians can still expect their lovers to be able to perform. The last are disguised as breath mints so the earth men are unaware of their true intent."

"That is a major relief Zotie," I sighed as I kept walking toward the dining hall, "I thank you for your expertise in the entertaining of our intended guests, and I praise your resourcefulness."