Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"Now if I could get just a couple of men..." she proposed.

"Well, I have been thinking about expanding my geriatrics program..." I wondered to myself.

"Okay... I'd even take old men!" Chimalmat agreed, figuring she'd still be the only game in the area.

"You're still thinking like last week," I coaxed.

"Oh goddess... nobody would be old or sick! I'll take all of the old gentlemen you can spare and treat them like gods!" she begged.

"I wonder if Ron Jeremy is ready to be rejuvenated," I pondered.

"Is he someone famous on earth?" Chimalmat asked innocently.

"He's famous for just one thing," I teased.

"Oh, what is he famous for?" she bit.

"Twelve and a half inches," I admitted as we entered the pump house.

"He has twelve and a half inches of what?"

I pointed to my creased crotch as her answer.

"You want me to use him for breeding Llamas?" she asked not quite catching on.

I laughed at that suggestion and Heidi tried to help out, "I could have the robot visit and show her.

"You have a robot with a kick stand?" Chimalmat asked.

That made me laugh even harder.

"Hell girl Mayahuel has nearly worn the dick off of that robot. I made it with and identical member to Ron Jeremy's," Heidi informed the girls.

"That's not the thing that would be special about having Ron," I educated the girls, "Ron was a Porn Star, he has acted in 1391 movies and 1,750 Pornographic movies where he has sex on camera with women. He is the most sought after Porn Star to appear in non-pornographic films and oddly enough, he is a licensed teacher," I informed Chimalmat.

"Why would someone like that want to work for us?" she asked shaking her head.

"Because you turned him into a young, slim, well-hung stud again, who couldn't be more in demand for sex than ever before in his life," I offered, "If that isn't enough, you are the personal friend of the Queen of Ka'an who can give you panties that will make him and everyone at the Tavern fuck everything that doesn't move!"

"Damn, you called me friend..." she started to become wobbly.

"If you faint... I'll call Nayla, friend, and give her the panties instead..." I warned as we approached Chaac standing by the well controller.

"What's the verdict Chaac?" I asked.

"I would request that the well pump be pulled up and you allow me to use a small explosive device down in the casing to fracture the sediment layer which has built up over time. If we do not, this well will never produce enough irrigation for an effective farm," Chaac determined. "The existing well pump is functioning at less than five percent and even at that it is running dry."

"Heidi?" I stated.

"I have an explosives expert on the way to supply the necessary fracturing," Heidi insisted.

"What do I do if it doesn't work?" Chimalmat asked.

"I can punch a well deeper than the one you have in less time that it took to inform you," Heidi offered.

"Fuck me..." Chaac whispered.

"Later dear, right now we should focus on making this well supply the requisite irrigation, although you are invited to do your best to stay in the orgy for more than three hours tonight," I decided as she stood there with eyeballs the size of tennis balls.

Xtah showed up with a couple of walnut sized, items in her hands, "Have you gotten the well pump pulled yet or do I need a team?"

I reached over and yanked on the cable holding the well pump down in the well from touching the bottom and the damn thing flew out of the well casing as if it was spring loaded, "I didn't think it was that light!" 400 feet of tubing, wire and cable slung out of the hole and coiled up on the ground near us.

"Damn... I don't need a team after all," Xtah giggled just as the well pump flew from the hole and gracefully lay down by the well head. "Now that's a proper well pump removal!"

Xtah dropped a walnut down the hole and installed a well cap over the casing, "We should take a short walk to the nearby pasture."

We perambulated out to a nearby barn, with the whole entourage following me.

"This should be far enough," Xtah declared as she handed me a button the size of a marble, "Just yell out explosion, explosion, explosion, and then press the button."

"Heidi, would you mind?"

The whole area shook with, "Explosion, explosion, explosion!"

Then I pressed the little button. The whole valley felt as if it jumped up a foot!

The only thought in my head was 'Protect!' A bubble appeared around us, we floated back down to the ground, and pieces of building peppered the bubble, "A little enthusiastic Xtah...?"

"We shouldn't have had anywhere near that large of an explosion..." she exclaimed.

"Heidi, please analyze the well to determine the reason for the excessive explosion?" I asked.

"You...you...you have a force field!" Heidi accused.

"Just a little one..." I told her.

"Dolly, I couldn't have penetrated it with my cutting beam!"

"Is that a bad thing?"

"No! It is an unbelievable thing! I can penetrate my own force field! You have more power than my whole power plant!" Heidi exclaimed, "Mayahuel, I need to share some numbers with you! Mayahuel...?"

"Amazons... find Mayahuel NOW!" I ordered.

I saw a limp Mayahuel arrive in the arms of an Amazon, "I'm afraid that Mayahuel was killed," she tearfully replied.

"That will not be!" I grabbed Mayahuel's limp form and breathed into her mouth.

"Cough! Choke! What the hell happened...?" Mayahuel exclaimed as she stirred.

The amazon, Chimalmat, Chaac, Chalchiuhtlicue, and Xtah all fell to their knees in prone positions, "Dolly is a goddess!"

"It was just mouth to mouth resuscitation," I begged. "She was just unconscious!"

"No Dolly... I was dead," Mayahuel replied, "I was irresistibly drawn back."

A golden woman appeared near us and stated, "You need Mayahuel and she needs you. You were granted the power to revive any of the blessed that are needed..." and she simply faded into nothing.

Chimalmat dropped to the ground completely out, and even Heidi became unresponsive. Xtah followed me around unable to comment. Chalchiuhtlicue and Chaac stumbled after me with their eyes glazed. Mayahuel was following, but glowing like a beacon, "We need to assess what happened but your analyzer isn't talking..."

"She'll come around soon or I go mind fuck her until she surrenders," I threatened.

"Dolly... I'm here. I will have your analysis in two minutes after I reboot the required systems!" Heidi informed me.

"Please don't show that recording back at Dollyville..." I asked.

"I apologize Dolly... the recording was sent by an automated system out of my control," she informed me.

"I thought you were in charge of all of your systems?"

"It was the golden women who ordered it broadcast and I was unable to resist," she admitted with a pleading voice.

"It's okay baby. I don't expect you to resist that kind of being," I assured her.

"Would you care to view the response in Dollyville?" Heidi asked.

"Oh... what the hell... why not...?" I agreed.

On top of my boobies, a hologram of a square in downtown Dollyville appeared with half of the people dancing and the other half fainted dead away, "What's happening in Laguinita?"

Pretty much the same thing was going on with the exception that a huge pile of the women's most cherished possession had accumulated in the middle of the square. "What's going on at the Getaway?"

"Zotie has just finished rebooting and transmitting now," Heidi stated.

There were technicians lying unconscious on the ground everywhere, several women were lezing the hell out of each other and dancing. Zotie stated, "Oh, my goddess! We cannot be stopped! My queen is a superhero!"

"Okay, the spandex has got to be added to my Refresher!" I declared.

"Done...!" Heidi and Zotie replied.

"Who the hell, who is present, who has not been blessed?" I demanded. "I want them standing in front of me within 120 seconds!"

Women from all over Heidi and the Tavern gathered in front of me as if their asses were on fire!

"You are blessed..." I started. "You are blessed!" and on and on I worked my way through the lot of them. "Anyone who is shy and has not been blessed, if you do not show up with me in seconds I will see that you will never be accepted in the afterlife! Get your asses here NOW!

Two more girls showed up, looking at their feet, "You are blessed! Now you are required to attend this evening's orgy with the Queen! Next time you won't be shy, by the Goddess!"

The other girls present squealed and the two fainted dead away. Amazons carted off the girls after kissing me on my cheeks.

Finally, Mayahuel started to become herself and ordered, "Heidi, I'd better have than analysis in sixty seconds or I'm wiping your memory!"

"Nooo...! It seems that the silt which accumulated was mostly Chlorite. When dried out by the other explosion, the secondary explosion was much larger," Heidi surmised.

"Wow, we could have devastated the whole valley!" Xtah explained.

"Will someone tell me if it worked...?" I tried drilling to the heart of the matter.

"That explosion should have fractured half of the bedrock as well as burning all, of the blockage for at least one mile in diameter," Xtah declared.

"Make damn certain no one else was harmed in that explosion and if there were, I expect them placed before me sooner than you can call your mommy!"

"One bleeding girl limped up and exclaimed, "I have a, boo-boo."

I kissed her boo-boo and it completely disappeared, "Thank you for letting me help you."

"My mother would kiss a boo-boo and I thought it felt better, but it never felt as if it had never been! Thank you Queen Dolly!" she espoused and dropped into a very tight hug.

"It's just Dolly!" I yelled.

"Not when you are so queenly!" she answered.

"Queens don't kiss boo-boos and heal them," I suggested.

"In that case, thank you goddess Dolly," she stated and hugged me again.

"Now don't start that up..." I begged.

"Sorry, but in my book, you are a goddess," Mayahuel agreed.

"Whatever... how is water production in that damn well now that we blew up half the valley?" I insisted.

"The amazons have the devastation cleared and have begun to lower the pump back down the well. A temporary power supply has been wired from me directly to energize and control the pump and materials to repair the pump house have been delivered to the site," Heidi informed us.

"Good girl! I'm glad you have come back around to your usual efficient self," I praised my AI.

"Dolly... I have nothing with which to compare what happened. I am overwhelmed with love and need. Worse yet I have discovered that my force field and cutting beam have been upgraded and I have no idea who did it or how it happened," Heidi admitted.

"You sound like a girl who desperately needs a hug," I decided as I changed course back to my trusty stead.

"I...I don't think I can be your godmother anymore Dolly..." she admitted.

"Give me a minute and we'll talk," I cautioned as I mounted her ramp.

The amazon with me just appeared and squatted at the entryway.

My doorway opened and I slipped down to Heidi and her open case, "Okay girl, which part of my family do you agree to be?"

"I wish to be daughter, Dolly," she begged, "I know what responsibility it includes and I do not wish to displace Akna so could I be little sister to her?"

"Who will care for me when I no longer have a godmother?" I asked.

"Dolly... you know as well as I do, you need no protection other than from maybe yourself. I couldn't harm you with all the power Mayahuel has blessed me with, though I would never wish to. You are more a mentor and councilor for all of my wildest dreams... I can find no other role that could fulfill how I perceive you than that of mother," she admitted.

"Me who has never been infused with sperm, now mother of two... what the hell, call me mommy if it makes you feel better," I agreed as I gently kissed her. "Do you feel better now?"

The hologram of a small busty girl who appeared to be about thirteen jiggled up to me and hugged me, and oddly enough, I could feel her arms about me, "Thank you so much for being my mom!"

"I suppose I did birth you in a way, so I guess it is only fitting," I decided. "Can I go help clean up the mess I made now?"

"You didn't make that mess, Dolly. It was more my fault than yours," Heidi decided, "I should have assayed the geologic structure in the bottom of the well before Xtah detonated the explosive," she admitted.

"Yes, but I am the Geologist Heidi," I comforted her, "It is my job to insist on having those assays before agreeing to allowing a shot."

"Thank you mother, but we both know that's bullshit," she declared.

"Well, I had better get back to work so that everyone doesn't start worrying," I begged to be allowed my leave.

The hologram let go and Heidi's case began to close, "I thank you with all, of my heart mother for taking the time to hold and comfort your girl."

"Just don't expect me to rock you to sleep," I jested.

When I had returned to the well house it was half rebuilt and they had the pump back down the well, "You didn't spring load it again, did you...?"

The technician looked at me puzzled, "Submersible well pumps are never spring loaded. It would make them impossible to place down the well casing."

"Well how do you explain me yanking the whole thing out with one hand and only one little pull?" I insisted.

"If I were to explain it properly, Windy would turn me inside out," she declared and went right back to her work.

"Windy...? Have you been threatening my girls again?" I cooed with annoyance.

"Only if they blab things you shouldn't know yet," she replied a bit sheepishly.

"What shouldn't I know?" I asked with squinted eyes and staring her down.

"Ah... perhaps you should know now," she hemmed, "Your amazon strength is somewhat out of control. That hauler didn't roll downhill it was thrown over 50 feet by your telekinetically enhanced strength. Your one yank on the well pump was enhanced with your desire to get the pump out of the well so even after you let go of it, your telekinesis kept pulling it up," she admitted seriously, "You need to be careful when you 'lend a hand', as you could harm whomever you're working with."

"Just tell me that I didn't have anything to do with the enhancing of that explosion..." I insisted.

Heidi jumped in on that and stated emphatically, "No Dolly, you were in no way responsible for the explosion being too big. You did however set it off, but of course you're aware of that."

"There, it's all ready to test!" my technician exclaimed as she finished wrapping the wiring, "Would you care to start the pump for us Dolly?"

"Not until you get a hug, honey," I insisted, "Thank you so much for the hint. I know to be careful now or I might hurt someone and I owe it all to you!"

"So does this mean I'm not in the dog house with Windy?" she asked hopefully.

"You're not in the dog house or else she'll be in a real dog house for a week," I promised.

"Oh, please don't do that..." she begged, "Windy is sorely needed to help us reclaim Ka'an."

"I know that, she knows that and now she knows I will not brook retaliation," I stated as I headed over to where the controls for the pump were, "Is everything clear and is it safe to start this pump?"

"Pump starting! Everyone stand clear and beware of pipe bursting!" Heidi yelled over her annunciation equipment.

"I think you're safe to start the pump Dolly," my technician suggested.

I pressed the button and the end of the pipe blasted a circular tidal wave of water from the end, which began digging a furrow, and threatening to break loose the pipe so it could begin whipping around. This situation was not outside my experience, so I stabbed the stop button and stated, "It appears we have cleared out the silt and this well with produce plenty of water. I do believe that we should put the motor on a variable speed drive for times we do not need to irrigate."

"I believe we should upgrade the piping systems as well, to reduce the back pressure on the system," the technician suggested.

"How big of an expansion tank was on this system?" I asked looking about for what would fit that description.

"There's a 5000 gallon pressure tank on this system, which was way more than adequate for the Tavern, given your variable speed drive idea for the pump it should work fine for irrigation as well, since during those times the pump speed will be increased to maintain pressure in the system," she admitted, "Are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"I've never dealt with a 6 MGD system before but I've had to help indigenous peoples with improving their water supplies while I was relying on their hospitality staying with them while surveying for big companies," I admitted, "I always felt funny when I couldn't do anything to help improve the lot of those who had so much less than I did."

"Dolly... I am not doing it on purpose, but something is making me broadcast that last discussion..." Heidi informed me.

"It is as if you have trained your whole life to become our ideal queen," one of the ladies exclaimed.

"I'm just your average geologist..." I claimed.

Meka declared, "Beth...? We need to recruit more earth geologists!"

"Beth answered, "You have no idea how hard I've tried Meka! However, none of them have the requisite cup size to fill out the costume!"

"Very funny... very funny," I sighed. "You know very well Beth, by the end of the week, no matter, what size boobs they have when you hire them, Heidi can if she wishes to give any new girl bigger ones than even I have! You can no longer use that excuse."

"Okay... but I want one that has at least two garbage bags of job offers that pile up while they are out on assignment for three months," Beth insisted.

"It was only two and a half garbage bags," I insisted as I roamed about the well house.

"Boy was the mailman angry too! At least until Dolly showed up to collect it..." Beth giggled, "Then he nearly stepped on his own tongue and hurt himself to hand it all to you!"

"That was way different than he usually acted when I didn't pick up mail for a while," I admitted, "Usually he just bitched up a storm and made me carry the mail out from the back. This time he delivered it to our car."

"Do you think he ever found out you were you?" Beth asked.

"I would expect so, especially since when the word got out, my mail increased a thousand fold," I remembered. "I got even more job offers, marriage proposals, requests for information, offers of aide, and a zillion offers from porn producers!"

"I heard that they made that mailman a distribution supervisor when they expanded the post office," Beth informed me, "Once we were officially an embassy, we wound up with our own zip code."

"Actually, some of that was Frances's doing. She took note of how other major earth embassies were supported and shamed the US into providing the same support the other major embassies were provided," Beth stated.

"Well, when you think about it, they were just other countries and we are a completely different world," Frances butted in.

"Heidi, how many people listen in to what's going on?" I asked.

"Ah... almost all of them..." she admitted.

"That's it, this bra is outa here!" I declared as I began shucking it.

"No! Please Dolly, don't take it off! "Heidi screeched.

"Communications are for me to whomever I wish to speak! They are not for general broadcast," I exclaimed as I started undoing the hooks.

"No... no... I won't share your broadcasts, ever again," Heidi declared almost totally frantic.