Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"Call Doctor Ixazalvoh," I suggested but wound up with, "Yes Dolly?"

"I can see using that phrase will get me in trouble. Yes doctor we were checking to determine if Gwen will need new vaccinations after her ride through the Pea Pod."

"Well, it has varied case to case, in her case I gave her some which were lacking when I had her in for examination," she admitted.

"Thank you doctor," I ended.

"Thank you Dolly for checking for me," Gwen said with a big grin.

I went on to the Tavern and started checking out the stud room, "Damn, that's an impressive door." The door was just like the ones used back in Dollyville on Dr. Chirakan Ixmucane's lab! "That should handle most problems unless they have amazons or at least hydraulically enhanced ATVs."

I moved on to the apartment itself. The girls had provided for pretty much anything that would be needed for a long siege, including redundant communications systems with a separate handheld radio to back them up.

The backup power plant could supply the necessary systems for 100 years and the air filtration and purification systems could be relied upon as long as the power plant could supply them. I couldn't investigate the escape tunnel until it cooled a thousand degrees or more.

I went forth and checked the Tavern itself. I pulled a glass of hard cider and gave it a taste, turned on the 3D hologram television to see if any broadcasts were available yet and saw me, looking at me, looking at me... "Heidi... you said you stopped broadcasting me..."

"Scanning Dolly... it appears you have been bugged. I am tracking the target of the transmission... Got him! Return to me Dolly please. We have the perpetrator in custody," Heidi declared.

"Well... this is going to suck," I declared as, Windy scooped me up, and Amazoned me to Heidi.

"This is going to be one hell of a story..." I stated as I saw Ked standing there surrounded by amazons and his mother nearby with a worried expression on her face.

"KED CONFESS," I ordered.

"I was only testing some of my nanobots..." he stated with a passive unchanged countenance.

Nicte Ha nearly fell to the floor with relief, "You are one stupid son of a bitch! I should know, because that makes me the bitch!"

"What's wrong mother?" Ked asked.

"Other than you being so stupid as to bug the Queen of this planet?" she shrieked, "You coming so close to execution that I was, prepared to do the deed, myself? Not much!"

"Why would you wish to commit Filicide?" Ked asked.

"Spying on the monarch has the penalty of death you moron!" Nicte Ha yelled.

"I wasn't going to show anyone but me the results," he claimed.

"That wouldn't keep you from being ended by either the Amazonian or her second!" she screeched."

"Down girl," I ordered, "You had, me peeing my panties Ked. I do not mind my brightest and best experimenting, but when it involves the possible security of Ka'an, I have a problem. If you ever spy on me again, I will be making one of my favorite wives very unhappy and you, very dead. N'est-ce pas...?"

"You would have me killed for testing nanobots?" he asked.

"No stupid boy! Testing nanobots on the fucking Queen! I swear Dolly, I did teach this fool better!" Nicte Ha exclaimed while on all fours crying on the floor.

"Relax Nicte Ha. I would never end my son for being stupid. I would however request that he be educated in the ways of the Royal Court, if you wouldn't mind?" I decreed.

Nicte Ha fell to the floor in relief. Ked ran to aid his mother and I was carted off, Refreshed, and stuffed into the sexiest little pink teddy you can imagine.

Road Trip

By the time, we all were able to see straight once again, I was stuffed into a Refresher, dressed in a sexy pink sundress and shiny pink pumps and was escorted to breakfast with my future entourage.

"Good morning Dolly!" Xtah exclaimed, unusually enthusiastically.

"Why so happy Xtah," I asked.

"Because I can see what you have in mind," she giggled.

"Does that mean you are more enthusiastic about our impending vacation?"

"You actually plan on having a blast!" she exclaimed.

"Keep this up and you might work yourself out of a holiday," having my mind read was beginning to annoy me a bit, so I did something, what it was don't ask because I don't know.

"Whoa! Suddenly it's like you're not there in my head," Xtah remarked.

'You can read what I let you, but that's all you get,' I thought at her.

"That is so cool," Xtah declared, "I read what you sent, but the rest of the time you're blank. I hope if anyone else winds up like me that I'll be able to learn that trick!"

"There are plenty who are nearly like you. Most of the Amazons are telepathic that's how Windy maintains her information network," I informed her, "Although, they are only telepathic with each other. You are telepathic with everyone."

"It is sort of odd to hear Windy without seeing her or the other amazon in the room with us," Xtah stated as she looked about as we made our way to breakfast.

"Well, you'll get to visit my old apartment. That should be a thrill for you," I teased as I grabbed a seat.

"You mean the amazons didn't turn it into a shrine?" she shot back.

Windy popped in, sat down next to me, and told her, "Actually, most of Doug's original things were brought back and stored in Dollyville. Even the things he thought we took to the Goodwill. One of the abandoned empty warehouses will have his original apartment recreated and all of his things will be restored to their places. Dolly's first bra was encased within a hermetically sealed container, a replica was made, and a Dolly mannequin is wearing that and copies of everything which was her first female outfit. This isn't being done by the amazons alone though."

"So there's a mannequin wearing an ill-fitting, uncomfortable brassiere with its boobs squished out of the deep 'V' neckline," I laughed.

"Windy thinks it looks extremely sexy," Xtah laughed.

I was busily stuffing my face with eggs and bacon, so the rest of the room would eat.

"Oh wow, she brought up a picture of when you were dressed that way and you did look extremely sexy," Xtah said, "Will I be wearing clothing like that on earth?"

"Girl you are going to wind up with an excellent education on this trip. You'll get a pretty hot wardrobe to go with it as well," I assured her with a wink, "Unlike me, you'll get to keep your clothes."

"It is pretty funny that your clothes are worth so much after you wear them," she agreed.

Meka wandered in, hugged me good morning, and added, "We all get plenty of clothes out of the deal. You'll be the beneficiary of plenty of that largess at least the bottom part of it."

"So what did you wind up packing?" I asked.

"I've got a purse full of Dollies and a few pairs of bras and panties," she informed me. "I figure I'll buy more on earth."

"Dollies are not worth anything on earth," I had to tell her, "So you can leave them here. You might as well, leave the bras and panties. I'll raid the earth stores for her starters and when we're earth-side, we can indulge in Gwen's favorite hobby!"

Gwen slipped up behind me and put me in a bear-hug, and squealed, "We're going SHOPPING!"

Once through the portal we were escorted to a pair of ambassadorial limousines and driven to Reno-Tahoe International Airport through the gate and right up to a hanger. We opened the side door and walked up to my new 737, "Welcome your highness, your wisdom, and ladies, please follow me aboard the aircraft."

We were seated in the extremely comfortable first class area and the rest of the aircraft had been rearranged so that it was opulent and comfortable as well as having an Antigravity bed, "I can see that we have been busy. The plane is nicely upgraded. How long does it take to convert it like this?"

"Oh, it's about 8 hours," she estimated, "Once your entourage has been transported to Cozumel, we'll wing back here, convert it back and run our first victims through it, take off, land at the secondary field, cart the lot of them through the portal and repeat it again the next day which should be a good little test group for us, majesty."

Gwen laughed and told her, "Sweetie, unless you want a grumpy queen on board, you'd better call her Dolly."

"Yes, highness, I will call the queen Dolly," she agreed.

This time I got to laugh, "You know flight attendant, you are curiously non-glowing." I stood up, hugged the stuffing out of her, and told her, "You are blessed."

"Ah... the queen is hugging me," she looked around for help.

"You didn't even notice that you're now glowing...?" Meka asked the nearly rigid flight attendant. "Not to mention the soft and huggable woman who is holding you in her arms."

"I'm glowing... I am glad of the hug Dolly, but the pilot is shouting in my ear to give her the all clear so that she can have the tug pull us out of the hanger," she admitted.

Fifteen seconds later a woman wearing a Pilot uniform was dangling upside down near us and squawking, "What the hell is going on...!"

"You have been brought to see who it is that you are trying to hurry by the Amazonian," Windy informed the woman. "The queen is participating in an important ritual."

"Ah..." she started to say but a glance from Windy made her quickly close her mouth.

"Thank you for the blessing Dolly," the flight attendant told me as she relaxed.

When I let her go she was smiling and went about her business as I turned to the pilot, "It's nice to meet you pilot. Windy could your place her back upon her feet?"

The woman was quickly standing again and immediately bowed.

"Oh, nock that off," I told her.

"What is that, majesty?" she asked.

"The bowing stuff and the majesty stuff," I informed her.

"I must apologize for interrupting your ceremony, Queen Dolly," she stated still bowed.

"Well, I can't forgive you while you are bowed over," I told her.

She carefully stood while keeping her eye on Windy.

I hugged her and said, "You're forgiven. I know you were just trying to make sure that we were transported as quickly and comfortably as you could. Thank you."

When I let her go, I sat back down and allowed the flight attendant to buckle my lap belt. Windy was already buckled by the time the attendant looked.

Fifteen minutes later we were airborne winging our way south and sipping mojitos.

The copilot came wandering back to the first class area and asked, "I've been told that the new queen doesn't stand on ceremony and likes to be called Dolly. I sure hope that is true and I'd love to meet her."

I popped out of my seat and squealed, "Hi, I'm Dolly! I like you!" I went in for a hug and that darn girl went down as if Windy had decided that she was an assassin!

"Damn, she had so much confidence I figured she would last at least until I hugged her," I remarked. "Okay, strip her and dump her in the Antigravity bed. She needs to be stronger if she's going to be backup pilot for the queen!" After making the declaration and giggling a lot, I followed her to the bed.

"Flight simulator is level and stable, we are experiencing zero G's however," she mumbled.

"Don't tell me you were training to be copilot of the Starship," I murmured in her ear.

"Hell no, I was training to be main pilot of the Starship!" she exclaimed as she began to come out of her stupor.

"Why the hell aren't you on Ka'an then girl?" I almost screeched.

Her eyeballs almost leapt from her head, "The starship was abandoned when the world fell!"

"Like fuck it was!" I yelled, "She'll be ready to fly by the end of the fucking week!"

"Bitol was gone, there was no way to finish the ship!" she assured me.

"Call Mayahuel...!" I stated, "Honey, I think I found your long lost pilot..."

"Where's that bitch been hiding?" Mayahuel asked. "Lady Six Sky, where have you been hiding?"

"Who the hell wants to know?" she replied.

"Bitol you silly ninny!" she replied.

"You don't sound like Bitol bitch!" she accused.

"You see that bit of titty fluff you are laying with? Ask her who I am," she laughed heartily.

Suddenly she realized that she was lying with the queen and yelped, "Yeep!"

"Oh, relax honey. I won't force you to orgasm for four hours. I won't even insist you let my wives make you orgasm every five minutes for four hours. I'm just helping you to recover from fainting," I assured her.

"It is as we were told... you are 'The One'," she squealed.

"Yes, I am the horny one," I admitted, "So I search out slutty women to man my starship so there are plenty of them to satisfy me when we go to the stars!" That's when I used my maniacal laugh.

"You seek out sexual partners to man the starship...?" she looked woozy again.

"Not really but it would make one hell of a pornographic movie," I snickered.

"Why am I naked floating in the Antigravity bed?" she asked.

"Oh, I just wanted to leer at your boobies," I admitted.

"Wha...what...?" she asked.

"The Queen is just teasing you Lady Six Sky. She does appreciate a nice set of breasts though, so she's not teasing all together," Windy assured her.

"You...You're the..." she stuttered.

"Amazonian, that's the word you're looking for," she supplied.

"And you my dear, just lost your job," I assured her.

"I am dismissed...?"

"Hell no, you now work for me!" I assured her.

Mayahuel exclaimed, "Sweetheart, welcome to the best fucking job you ever had!"

"I work for the Queen now...?" she mumbled.

"Well, not until you land this bird and or get it back to Reno," I told her, "Upon arrival in Reno, you will traverse the portal, change into some cool designer starship Captain clothes and Report to Mayahuel's robot at the starship. You do understand these orders...?"

"The captain is going to shit herself when I tell her," she snickered, "She was going to be my copilot..."

"Oh, and tell the captain that her services as a pilot of this aircraft are no longer required," I added, "She will be reporting with you as copilot of my starship!"

"You're really doing it!" she squealed and hugged me, "Ka'an reborn! I love you so much!"

"She's going to be fun at the orgies on board!" I assumed.

"You really are as big a horn dog as I've heard, aren't you?" she accused.

"She made the porn star Harry Reems faint..." Windy teased.

"Deep throat is required training for all earth posted Ka'anians!" she breathed, "He's hung like a donkey!"

"Well, when we get back from our trip, I'll introduce you to him," I offered.

"You jest..." she said, looking quite curiously.

"Hell, I'll even pay his fee," I decided, "I like having happy well fucked employees around."

"I'll be bowlegged for life," she fretted.

"So, is that too much to pay for having your uterus filled with sperm?" I smiled as I asked her.

"I...I...I would cut my heart out and hand it to you for the opportunity!" she breathed and stuck her tongue as far down my neck as she could.

"Well, if you're alive enough now, you can go back to copiloting and I'll go back to being a horny queen," I told her.

"I disagree, you go back to being the greatest queen ever!" she kissed my hand and slipped out of the antigravity bed.

A few seconds later I heard, "BULLSHIT!" screamed from the cockpit.

A minute later the pilot came walking back, "Is what she said true...?" two seconds later she was upside down.

Windy asked, "My lovely wife, are you certain this one has enough brains to be your copilot...?"

"It might just be due to the excessive blood flow to the brain she keeps experiencing..." I suggested staring down into her face. "Was there something in the specially delivered message from the Queen that you don't believe? Or that you accuse the deliverer of said message of lying."

She did her best guppy impression and then finally she said, "It was too good to believe. I was just trying to verify what she said was true."

"Any messenger from the queen must tell the truth, lest they be judged by the Amazonian," Windy assured the woman.

"I am to copilot the starship..." she started crying and Windy put her upright. "I must make sure whoever takes over this job is qualified before I can report to Ka'an, please tell me that is acceptable."

"Oh, that's fine, as long as you can do that within five days, you're golden," I told her.

"I'm not sure that is long enough..." she admitted.

"Call Beth," I stated.

"Yes Dolly..." she answered.

"Can you replace the pilot of our earth 737 within five days?" I asked.

"Not a problem honey," she assured me, "I have five people trained and ready for that slot. Did you find another starship specialist?"

"I found two of them dear," I assured her, "I have the pilot and copilot for the original starship mission."

"You're kidding...? The pilot of the 737 is the starship pilot?" she assumed.

"Swap roles and you've got it Beth dear," I assured her.

"You are really making me angry now honey," Beth told me but with a lilt in her voice.

"Honest, it's not my fault," I claimed, "They come to me. I had to use the faint cure to find out about this set."

"Oh, you poor baby..." she snorted, "Did they show you their boobies?"

"No, but I did get a pretty good snogging!"

"I'll have to add that to my interviewing bag of tricks," she confessed.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful..." I teased back.

"Okay, in that case, do these tits make my ass look big?"

I went for the checkmate, "Do these tits make your tits look big?"

"Ooh, you're mean," she accused. "But you win and thanks for the upgrade. Let me know if you wind up knocked up on this trip!"

"I'll see you when we come back, and I promise you get a ride on the Dolly train," I signed off.

"It seems that you are more easily replaced in this job than you assumed," I stated to my new copilot.

"Yes, in that case I shall report as soon as we return," she agreed.

"See Mayahuel when you do," I instructed.

"Who is Mayahuel," she asked.

"She is what is left of Bitol," I informed her.

"Bitol lives..." she breathed.

"Bitol thinks that I'm smarter than her," I teased. "Meka and I fixed the Pea Pods. So I'm expecting great things from you."

She became very pale but kept herself together and asked, "May I have your leave to return to my duties Queen Dolly?"

"Sure, but always remember, you are but one heartbeat away from being responsible for my safety," I tossed in to see how she would react.

"My life is forfeit before yours becomes endangered," she assured, "You will be safe with me or I shall invoke all the powers of Ka'an in your protection while I perish."

Once she left Windy said, "I like her!"

"Okay, we'll keep her," I told her.

Once landed at Cozumel International Airport we were met by a small fleet of limousines that whisked us to Presidente InterContinental Cozumel Hotel, where we were installed in the presidential suites, "We are so honored with your presence your majesty."

"Yes, you are," I agreed and then looked to one of my entourage to take care of him.

When he looked at his outstretched hand, he noticed money which had been placed there and in the typical mannerisms of his job, he bowed and left us never knowing from where his tip had materialized.

The girls quickly setup shop and organized the truckload of clothing which was brought from the 737. I flipped the television on and watched a news report about our jet mysteriously disappearing from the airport. The girls were in a hurry to get back to Reno so they engaged the stealth mode and antigravity functions. No sonic boom would be reported as Heidi had been in on the force field design.

I had requests to comment on the disappearance of the jet so I just asked them to check the airfield in Reno. They did and found our 737 sitting on the runway just outside our hangar.