Once we settled in I announced, "Ladies, we need to be seen. Bikinis and sandals are the dress of the day. I want the eyes of the paparazzi bugged out so far they'll think they are all aliens."
Everyone broke out her sexiest bikini and I even found one that would keep my nipples covered... barely.
Windy stated, "I'm glad I brought five amazons with us, you're not going to make my job easy looking like that."
"Maybe I'll be forced to use my amazon powers finally," I sighed.
"I should be able to tell if someone has evil intents," Xtah declared in her rainbow colored bikini.
"Just be careful that you know the difference between evil and lecherous," I instructed, "Just because a guy is sporting wood when he sees us isn't his fault, what is his fault is what he does about it."
"Just because I am not interested in male attention doesn't mean the other members of our troop aren't," I added, "If they can make some horny guy's dreams come true, so much the better. If Mayahuel wasn't so necessary and busy with the starship, I'd have dragged her with us. So if I can be the bait you girls can hook the prey."
"So, where are we headed," Gwen asked.
"The beach, here at Presidente InterContinental Cozumel Hotel should be fairly safe, as this is an expensive hotel so the crowd should be well behaved," I assumed as we walked.
Two men walked into things as we strolled across the lobby towards the beach and pool access doors. One of the desk managers was fast walking towards us but he was intercepted by the Hotel manager who rapidly spoke to him in Spanish.
Xtah elbowed me and said, "The desk manager was going to ask us to cover up until we got to the beach. The Hotel manager stopped him and informed him that we are VIP maximums and that whatever the hell we want to do, let us do it and besides are we not the loveliest view in all of Cozumel? Judging by his erection, the manager believes we are."
"We should give him a little gold statue he can display in the lobby from Ka'an, something in the one pound range should make him mighty happy he was nice to us," I suggested.
"I have selected a statue of Itzamna, the god founder of the Maya culture, if that will meet your approval Dolly," Heidi supplied.
"This isn't one you made is it?" I asked.
"No, I had it pulled from the warehouse," she replied.
"How old is it?" I inquired.
"It predates the Mayan civilization by two hundred years," she admitted.
"Okay, ship it. Use one of the Intercontinental transports we posted at the embassy," I decided.
"You should have it this evening."
"Thanks honey, remind me to give you extra love when I get back," I finished.
We walked by the pool on our way to the sand and one guy rolled his eyes up in his head and fell into the pool. Guys stopped dead in their tracks and just stared open mouth as we went by. I had the girls capture some of the lounge chairs under the thatch umbrellas and as we were getting settled I saw the hotel manager flash past behind us to the bar next to us and quietly posted orders with the workers.
Fifteen seconds later five servers came at a dead run to ask us what we would like.
"Mojitos all around," I commanded and only one dared to veto my order.
"I'd like a Margarita," Gwen declared.
"Sure, I only ordered for everyone because I'm not sure all of our girls are familiar with Earth mixed drinks. Feel free girls if you know something different you'd care to have," I said settling back and closing my eyes.
"Here come, a couple of rich guys to offer to be boob bearers," Xtah warned from her lounge chair.
I could see the Hotel manager hovering nearby, ready to chase off unwanted attention.
"Hello ladies," one of the guys announced, "We've come over to see if we can be of some service."
"So you work for the hotel...?" I teased.
"No... we're offering to work for you," he replied.
"So like... if I need a ten foot high pile of sand over there, you guys would shovel it up for us?"
"Well... we're more like the suntan oil applier, luggage carrier, swimming buddy kind of guys," he clarified.
"Ah... this would be Nikaj, Xtah, and Chalchiuhtlicue's kind of need," I played through, "Nikaj, front and center."
"You have need of me queen Dolly?" she giggled and jiggled as she bounced up to me.
The guys' eyeballs nearly popped out and a little drool was running from the corner of their mouths.
"Actually, there seem to be two very horny men here who are interested in serious sex. Do I have any volunteers to see if these guys have the stamina to satisfy ladies who haven't had steady sex for years," I challenged. "Do I have two volunteers to fall on their swords for me?"
You could see the hard-ons these guys were sporting from the lobby... inside the hotel, three hundred feet away. All three of the ladies held up their hands.
"Okay guys, you get your pick, but be aware that these girls are serious about their sex... if you think you can shoot your wad and go to sleep, you'll awaken to find yourself getting a blow job that will have you digging your speedos out of your asses for days," I warned them, "So... which girls are you selecting... or are you brave enough for a ménage à trois?"
The spokesman looked as if he was going to take up the challenge on the ménage à trois but his buddy elbowed him, looked into his eyes, barely perceptibly shook his head, and he decided, "I'll take the chesty girl, Gary...?"
Gary went for Xtah.
"Ooh... good choice big boy! You show immensely good taste and have selected the third smartest woman from my planet. She's a firecracker in the sack, and believe me she's a loving and caring girl. Treat her right, or the visit you get from an amazon will not be pleasant," I told the guy as if I were her father. "You are interested in this one aren't you?"
"Oh, he's the better of the two choices Dolly," she admitted, "I'll probably be back before we leave for home..." Her eyeballs had target lock on this guy.
"Go forth and fornicate my son," I told him. "Doctor, please hand Xtah five tubes of Life Paste."
Doctor Ixazalvoh reached into her beach bag and pulled five tubes to give Xtah.
"Don't worry son, you will survive and tell this story to plenty of others, who will not believe a word of it," I snickered.
The guys and their prizes wandered off with stunned expressions on their faces and predatory looks on the girls' faces.
A couple other men swung in and wound up with two more girls taking them away to try and outlast them.
Two hours later Nikaj returned with a satisfied smile on her face and slipped onto a lounge chair.
"Did you leave him alive?" I asked to verify his health.
"After the fifth time I couldn't wake him any longer, so I gave him some fudge and he lasted three more times," she replied.
"If you didn't stuff him full of Life Paste after that much abuse, he might survive but we need to make certain," I worried, "Windy...?"
"My amazon forced a tube of Life Paste into him after she left," Windy assured me.
"Nikaj, remember after you nearly fuck a guy to death, prop up his energy systems with Life Paste, especially if you boost his libido with fudge. Tell me you understand and I'll get you wildly fucked again..." I prompted.
"I promise Queen Dolly, I will leave them as good, or better, than I found them!" Nikaj promised.
"The last thing I need is a newspaper report of guys being fucked to death by Ka'anian sluts," I guffawed.
"I don't know..." Gwen theorized, "That might just earn us more volunteers..."
"You mean like selling medicine that threatens to give a guy a six hour erection?" I asked.
"Damn... can we get some of that and stock it on Ka'an?" Meka asked.
"It doesn't work better than fudge unless a man's got other medical issues. We don't want to damage penises, just use them longer. We need to responsibly manage our resources. That ways they come back for more," I assured them.
"By the way... why haven't we been barraged by man sluts?" I asked the wind.
"It appears that the manager has been running interference," Windy replied.
"Bring him," was all I said.
"How did I get here..." the upside down manager asked.
"Oh, sorry honey... Windy...?" I requested.
The manager was standing on his own when I asked him, "Have you been shooing the sperm donors away from us all day...?"
"You girls are here for a vacation, I felt you could use some time undisturbed..." he meekly suggested.
"Ka'an is a world of horny women," I stated, "If you were a horny woman, who hadn't had sex in many years, what would you want on your vacation?"
"I...I'd want to get boned. I'd want to get boned a lot!" he declared.
"Enough said...?" I asked.
"Queen Dolly, I apologize for misinterpreting your needs and I promise to make up for my mistake..." he stated and then gulped, "I volunteer to fulfill the needs of any of your entourage who have a need."
"Girls, does anyone wish to take this volunteer for a ride he'll have to write up in his memoirs?" I asked.
Chalchiuhtlicue stood up and offered, "Would the daughter of an Empress be worthy?"
This guy was sporting wood that would erupt from his pants if his belt wasn't in the way, "I...I need to leave instructions with my staff, so if you will follow me...?"
She grabbed a handful of cock and said, "I'll follow you anywhere sweetie!" Then she stuck her tongue down his neck.
I think he actually ejaculated in his pants. Pulled out his phone hit a quick dial and announced, "The suggestion to deter men from bothering the Queen and her entourage... forget it! In fact, suggest more interest to our male guests. You heard me! Also, the rule against fraternizing with the guests is suspended when it concerns these guests! I will be out of contact for the next hour or two."
"Well girls, you're in for it now!" I chuckled.
Two cabana boys came up and asked if they could be of service when they went off duty in fifteen minutes.
"Girls, those guys are barely old enough to shave, just make sure that they are at least 18 years old or we could wind up in trouble with the government," I explained.
I wiggled my finger at one of those kids and he walked towards me and spasmed as he got near me, "Kid, you don't need a woman anymore, am I right?" I giggled
The boy said, "Not really... it's still hard."
"Front!" I yelled.
Meka came forward and said, "I'll take one for the team..."
The kid fainted dead away.
The next boy was drooling like a Saint Bernard.
"Okay boy, are you ready to become a man?" she asked crooking her finger towards him.
"Mount Everest, here I come!" he exclaimed and stepped up.
"I don't think you can wait ten minutes, can you sport?" she asked.
"I... can't my family needs the money..." he shakily said.
"Would 8 ounces of solid gold buy those ten minutes?"
"You can have me for a whole month for that much!" he exclaimed.
"Kid, you wouldn't live through 30 days of her sexual needs!" I laughed.
Meka pulled out an 8 ounce tab of gold, handed it to the kid, slid her hand inside his jeans, and said, "This is mine!"
We wouldn't see her for four hours, "That was one horny boy. He's stuffed with two tubes of Life Paste and I'm so full of jizzum I could knock up Dolly in bed by secondary contact. What happened to my backup Lothario?"
"Oh, one of the amazons decided he was cute and finished him off an hour ago," I assured her.
Finally, Chalchiuhtlicue showed up again and said, "That guy was dedicated!"
"Was...?" I asked.
"Oh he's sleeping it off with three tubes of Life Paste in him and I don't think he'll be able to get it up for a couple days," she bragged.
"Darn and you just missed out on a couple of 18 year olds..." I taunted.
"I didn't miss a thing baby! That man must have been saving sperm for five years!" she cooed.
"Well, I need some exercise so I'm wandering down the beach a ways," I announced, getting up and walking towards the northeast.
Of course, pretty much everyone followed me on my walk, not just my entourage but a dozen men decided to take a walk at the same time. We even had three children racing past us squealing and then back to their fathers who were trailing behind.
Nikaj put a hand to her breast and exclaimed, "Children... it's been so long!"
"Well, you could be working on one as we speak," I informed her.
One of the servers trotted to catch up and handed me a mojito, "From the manager ma'am."
"Damn," Chalchiuhtlicue exclaimed, "That boy has way more stamina than I assumed. For a thirty eight year old man he's got the go!"
"I was thinking that we should have brought Ixchel with us, after all this is where her shrine is," I told the other ladies.
"Our goddess of love and fertility," Meka stated, "She is rather pregnant right now."
"What better way to make the women believe she's a fertility goddess?" I asked.
"She could come disguised as you..." Gwen offered and got several snorts from the others.
"That's a possibility judging by the parade following us," I told the girls.
"If you weed out the government spies in the crowd," Xtah pointed out.
"What governments are represented?" I inquired.
"We have the US, Mexico, Russian Federation, China, and France so far. Only the French, Mexican, and US spies are sporting wood," she added.
"Maybe I should get you to 'pump' them for information..." I teased.
"Well, two of them are here basically as bodyguards, the US and Mexican spies were charged with keeping other organizations from harassing us. The French spy is here simply trying to get a chance at screwing a queen," she laughed and stomped her foot.
"Hey Windy... have you got any recipes for frog legs...?" I laughed at my own joke but only Gwen and I got the joke.
Gwen tried to explain, "The French have been referred to as 'frogs' for as long as anyone can remember the reason if asked comes back in many explanation. Basically, Dolly is thinking of having the French spy cooked."
"Cannibalism is against the law on Ka'an... is it not so in Mexico?" Chalchiuhtlicue asked innocently.
"The queen was speaking figuratively," Gwen assured the girl.
"Of course if you would like some frog, we can arrange for that," I assured Chalchiuhtlicue.
"Oh, frog would be lovely. It is a much loved dish on Ka'an," Chalchiuhtlicue agreed, "I might be able to take that other 'Frog' off of your menu if he'll settle for the daughter of an Empress."
"Agreed, should that spy become brave enough to proposition me, you are my go to girl. I expect to see a worn out, well smoked French frog lying around the pool the next day," I required.
"Ah, yes... I get it, friction. Like starting a fire with sticks and a bow..." she figured, "Yes, he will wind up with a roasted weenie!"
"Just make sure he survives. Plenty of Life Paste, maybe a testosterone injection..." I insisted, "Doctor Ixazalvoh, what would you recommend to bring a manly man back to full sperm production after a massive fucking?"
"First of all, much praise..." she stated.
The women all tittered.
"Ply him with plenty of Life Paste tubes. I would also recommend a Life Paste enema," she stated.
I had to laugh, "The guy gets the fucking of his life and winds up with his ass violated by the girl he boned... I guess scales wise that would work. Just remember, if things get out of hand say the word 'wubnot' and he will learn quickly to not abuse women."
"The amazons will be keeping a watch?" she asked with a slight blush.
"Oh, you bet. There is at least one amazon to every one of us," I told her. "But believe me they are not watching you have sex, they are listening for the safe word, and only then will they be with you and your abuser."
"In Dolly's case, she always has two," Windy said with a smile.
Just then, a long legged man caught up with me and said, "Queen Dolly, I am so surprised to meet you at this lovely resort."
"Windy...?" I said.
That boy was upside down before he could yelp!
"Wha...What...?" he sputtered.
Windy looked into his eyes and asked, "Who the hell do you think you are that you might approach the queen of all Ka'an without introduction?"
"My apologies... I am attaché to the Mexican government, Fernando Ortega," he stammered.
"Okay Windy, he may walk with us," I acknowledged.
"I see your security is well taken care of," he gulped as he regained his composure, "I have been assigned to assure that your visit to our country is as blissful as possible."
"Xtah, elucidate please," I asked.
"He speaks the truth as he knows it. He is concerned that one of the drug cartels may attempt to interfere with our visit," she replied as we strolled.
"How... you cannot know such things," he fretted.
"Xtah, what size shoes does he wear and tell me what image he enjoys masturbating to," I request.
"He wears a size 11 and ½ shoe, although it is a bit small for him. He enjoys magazine pictures of..." she started to inform me.
"That's quite enough..." he interrupted holding his hands out as if to block her from saying more, "I believe that you have a bonafide mind reader with you."
"Should I continue queen Dolly?" Xtah asked.
"No, I think we have made the point. Xtah, are there any drug cartel people anywhere in our vicinity?" I asked her.
"There is one man with binoculars watching us from a yacht out that way," Xtah pointed at the ocean toward a catamaran, "and of course, our Mexican attaché who is on their payroll."
"How good a swimmer are you Fernando?" I asked, just before I grabbed his lapels and threw him 600 feet into the ocean.
You could hear his scream of, "Madre de Dios!" as he flew.
"Heidi, please contact the Mexican government with my apologies and inform them that their attaché was on the payroll of the drug cartel and that I appreciate their appointing someone to aid us, I would prefer someone who was not corrupt, thank you dear," I instructed as I reached the end of the walkway and was presented the view of a large marina with many beautiful boats.
"Dolly, the Mexican government has apologized for their attaché and would like to know his location so they may show their gratitude," Heidi supplied.
"Inform them that Fernando is about 620 feet offshore of the resort and swimming towards a catamaran with a drug cartel employee at its helm."
We saw the catamaran power up and start to wheel towards Fernando who was swimming as fast as he could towards it. An old F-5E fighter flew over and strafed the channel with its guns and both the catamaran and Fernando disappeared from the water.
"The Mexican government thanks you for your cooperation and you should be meeting with a representative named Maria Gonzalez within a half an hour or so," Heidi supplied.
"Thank you dear... air kisses," I told her.
A woman ran up to us wearing a pink bikini and asked, "Did you just throw a full grown man 600 feet into the ocean?" she had her hands over her mouth in a prayer position.
"Yes, Queen Dolly of Ka'an did just throw a mole for a drug cartel into the ocean," Meka replied.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" she squealed, "I am so much your fan! I would give anything to be able to do that!"
"What do you do for a living?" I asked.
"I'm a professional roller derby skater!" she gushed.
"So, you want to toss other women 600 feet out of the rink?" I wondered.
Xtah whispered, "She's for real, Dolly."
"You wouldn't really want that ability," I warned her, "I almost ruined a dump truck the other day without meaning to."
"You were driving it...?" she wondered.
"No... I shoved it 57 feet to get it off of another truck," I admitted.
"Downhill...?" she assumed.
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