Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

We all wound up back at the hotel and loaded three intercontinental transports, exiting them a minute or so later near Chichen Itza with Maria on her sat-phone clearing us to land in the historic site.

"Screw the Falcon! I'll take one of these! I will still need the Albatross though," he admitted.

Jane punched him in the arm and declared, "What the hell are you talking about?"

"We're going to announce our passing in a few years and retire on Ka'an," he admitted, "At least that's my plan. I'd like you to come too, if you can stand the laws about marriage there."

That prompted a long educational discussion as we strolled over to the base of the Castle. Looking up Maria exclaimed, "I'm not looking forward to the climb up there."

Windy approached the side of the base of the stairs placed a hand in a specific position and the rock wall dropped into the ground exposing a hallway.

Martha gasped and declared, "No one is going to believe this!"

Tourists all around us were shooting pictures like machine guns.

Once we were inside Windy closed the door behind us to keep from having tourists crowding in behind us. When we reached the end of the hallway, we were presented with a stone shelf like the one we saw in Ixchel's temple, where Windy placed her hand again, a graphical display of the solar system and the flecks of satellites orbiting the earth and one red marked rock far from the planet.

"It appears that an asteroid is on collision course with earth but won't be in range for a few hundred years," Windy advised.

"Why the hell would Ka'anians install an asteroid shield?" Maria asked out of the blue.

"We discovered that a massive strike happened near here thousands of years ago and we wished to protect our friends," she advised the government lady.

"What will happen if some fool starts messing with this?" she asked.

"You'd be able to refer to this as the Yucatan Deeps," Windy admitted with a shrug, "I doubt you'll be able to compromise it let alone access this room again. Let me show you the rest."

Windy lead us over to an antigravity shaft, shot us up to the top where a rock wall opened to let us out on top of the roof where Windy placed a hand on a specific rock and what looked like a stainless steel canon barrel slid out of the roof. "Test firing... 3, 2, 1..."

A nearly eye searing bolt of greenish light lanced out almost a meter across up into the sky and out of sight, "End test."

Martha fainted. Maria was jabbering into her sat-phone and Jimmy was yelling, "YES!" with his fist in the air.

"Everything is functioning and should provide asteroid protection easily for another thousand years," Windy announced with finality.

"I think we've established that we vacationed in this area pretty well, don't you?" I asked Windy.

"I think very few people will not hear of our visit," Windy agreed, "Right now countries all over the planet will be contacting Mexico about their weapons display."

One of the amazons was lying with Martha but I noticed a half dozen other tourists in the dust around the base of the castle, "We're going to have to help the tourists that fainted."

Windy withdrew the canon barrel and we stepped into the antigravity shaft to travel back to the control room where we saw the asteroid which was on a collision course turn 180 degrees and shoot off towards the Kuiper belt with a substantial amount of speed.

"Did we do that...?" I asked.

"No, it was out of range. It seems to be under its, own power," she surmised as she watched it leave the system.

"I wonder if NASA was watching that," I muttered.

"Dolly...?" Heidi asked.

"Yes dear?"

"The state department has asked if they can put NASA through to you..." she informed me.

"Ah, sure..." I answered.

"Hello...?"

"Yes, you are speaking with Dolly," I informed my caller.

"Ah... very good... My name is Charles Bolden and there has been some commotion with our long range space telemetry the scientists wished to inquire about," he posited, "Ah... they say there was an intense laser beam shot from the Yucatan minutes ago and an asteroid they were tracking which was on a collision course with earth some hundreds of years in the future suddenly turned tail and ran. Could you confirm any or all of that?"

"Yes, I can."

"All of it then..." he verified.

"We test fired the earth's asteroid protection system and it seems a visitor decided that invasion wasn't as good an Idea as they first thought," I affirmed.

"On behalf of NASA and I'm sure the US military, I would like to thank you for your efforts in protecting our planet," he formally declared.

"Hey, we were just testing the shield. It just appears we displayed a little more technology than the invaders wanted to deal with," I shrugged.

"Would you confirm the location of the test firing to be Chichen Itza?" he asked.

"Why yes, we are standing in the control center as we speak at the center of the Castle," I mildly confirmed.

"Damn... right near the old asteroid strike. Your people have done the human race more than we could ever repay you for," he declared.

"Don't you fret on that notion General, we're getting quite a bit out of the deal as well," I admitted.

"Well, if I can contribute to your needs, you just call and I'll do my best," he promised.

Windy was holding her hand over Gwen's mouth as the general signed off.

Gwen was still laughing when Windy let her go, "At 68 we'd be stuffing him full of life paste every twenty minutes."

"Be nice, he'll help us calm down the military of many countries so they won't be an annoyance to the Mexicans," I informed her.

"Which we will much appreciate," added Maria.

"I know for a fact, where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows!" Jimmy yelled.

"I'll be right there tied to your ass when you go!" Jane agreed.

"Let's go and see if we can help with the downed tourists," I declared trying to put things in order of priority.

As we exited the castle, there was a standing ovation from the whole compound. I blushed and continued to see if I could help the closest woman who lay in the dirt. She blinked as I touched her and with huge eyes asked, "Did you see that?"

"Yes, I caused it," I admitted, "Are you alright now?"

"Who are you?"

"My name's Dolly," I told her holding my hand out for her.

"What was that?" she asked.

"That was the Earth's asteroid shield," I informed her.

"In an old Mayan ruin there's an asteroid shield..." she mused as she strained to get back to her feet.

"Sure, it was put here quite a while ago because we were concerned that the earth might be in danger," I told her.

"You're not from earth?" she asked with a sidelong look.

"Well, I am but my people aren't," I admitted.

"You mean all that hoopla about an embassy from extra-terrestrials is real?" she looked a bit shaky again.

"Aren't you glad that we aren't grey with big eyes?" I asked.

"I never expected aliens to have such big chests..." she replied.

I laughed and told her, "Well, we come in all sizes, just like you."

"What size are you?" she indiscreetly inquired.

"That would be a double S cup dear," I answered with a blush.

"They make bras in that size?" she asked, surprised at my answer.

"They do if you're the Queen," I flippantly answered.

"The Queen of what...?"

That's when Betty ambled up and replied, "This here is the Queen of the planet Ka'an."

"I thought that Ka'an meant heaven," she replied.

"The ancient people who visited Ka'an, thought it was heaven, so they took the word to mean, heaven," I answered her as I began to head for the next downed tourist.

Before I could reach her, she was on her feet and staring at the top of the castle, and saying, "Did you see that?"

"No... what happened?" I wasn't going to get involved with a long drawn out discussion again.

"Ah... never mind," she declared as I walked past and she went off to ask someone else.

By that time, everyone was on his or her feet and I started toward the transports, "Is that it Dolly?"

"We don't want to check out the auto-surgical center today so yes that's it," I confirmed.

"There's an auto-surgical center here?" Betty asked.

"Gotcha...!" I declared as the trap closed. "Anyway, you have a student to train

"Oh, we're going skating..." she surmised. "We can hit the skate park when we return."

"You can try out your new skates too," I reminded her.

Martha caught up with us and asked, "Are you going to give me access to the shield as well?"

"Too dangerous, too powerful, and it's automatic so it doesn't need human interaction," I informed her. "The only thing you could do with it is break it or destroy the Yucatan."

"Right..." Maria exclaimed, "I've already warned the government, I have been told to assure you that no one will be allowed to tinker with the planetary asteroid shield and the Mexican government thanks Ka'an for having placed such a vital defensive system on planet earth. The government also thanks you profusely for revealing the systems Ka'an has provided to our care and the medical advantages which can be shared with our people."

"Maria, I thank you on behalf of Ka'an and I promise that if the government of Mexico continues their support of Ka'an, I will continue to provide insights into not only your history, but I will make available more hidden technology my people have left behind, with the provision that Mexico does not try to disassemble or meddle with the things I allow them to utilize. The more they prove they can be trusted, the more beneficial things I will allow them to know about and use," I advised Maria.

She jumped onto her sat-phone a moment later, chattered away, and came back looking pasty pale with, "The government has declared Ka'an day a national holiday, and all Ka'anians are granted dual citizenship. Every Ka'anian may come and go in Mexico as freely as any ambassador can. No one anywhere on or off earth has been granted this type of access to our country or any country on earth."

I thank the government of Mexico and would only ask one more small concession, for which I am willing to offer an intercontinental transport in exchange for," I espoused.

"What would the Queen of Ka'an ask of us?" Maria enquired.

"We would ask free access to Mexican air space for our Intercontinental Transports so that we can provide special emissaries to educate the people of Mexico," I offered.

Maria exclaimed, "Done!" as she fired up her sat-phone once again to speak with her superiors.

Maria came over and gave me a big hug when she hung up the phone, "The congress has empowered me to make any negotiation that pleases Ka'an that seems reasonable to me. You have placed Mexico on the world stage in ways you may not understand, but in ways that make Mexico more prestigious in the eyes of the world community. We only ask that if you are going to reveal significant technology that you contact me so that I can provide the proper scientist to accompany you."

"If you guys keep being so nice to us I may have to solve your drug problems for you," I half-jokingly teased.

"You couldn't... the cartels are too untouchable," she assured me.

"Honey, that sounds like a challenge. I could hand you anyone you want along with the proper evidence of what they have been up to within 48 hours," I assured her, "I had a murderer arrested by the police and he was jailed. My amazons took that prisoner from the prison without being seen, and will deposit her back into the same cell in a couple days, again without anyone ever knowing they were there," I informed her.

"Did you say he was jailed and she will be returned...?"

"Oh, most certainly, Ka'anians, have our own justice," I informed her.

"You castrate them?" she remarked.

"Oh no, she will be able to conceive," I confirmed.

"Damn," she stated shaking her head, "You think making him a girl is punishment?"

I laughed, "If you understand that he will turn himself into his fantasy woman and that he killed a woman because she was weaker and he could, the punishment will be in the kind of woman she will make of herself and the fear that some strong man will kill her. Then she will be in prison, small, weak, and female for a very long time."

"In that case, I can see the poetic justice," she agreed. "I can imagine what kind of fantasy woman guys might turn themselves into."

Skating Away

With that, we piled into the transports and were dropped at the velodrome that was erected for the demonstration Betty and her team, were to use that night. My people met us with the skates that Heidi had made.

As Betty donned her skates she complained, "These will never clamp tight enough for the kind of control I need."

"Press the pink dot on the ankle bulge," Heidi stated from my boobs.

Betty pushed the button and yelped, "Wow, I thought it was a pump but instantly the skate feels like an extension of my leg!"

"They have a clamping force field built into the shoe," Heidi stated as Betty made a quick trip around the rink trying them out. "You have got to be kidding me! I have unreal control. It feels like there is no resistance to my forward movement, as if the wheels are on frictionless bearings! Most of all, my feet don't hurt!"

Windy stood up and shot around the rink as if she was rocket propelled and yelled, "Thanks for the lesson," as she shot past.

"You said she didn't know how to skate..." Betty accused.

"As far as I know, this is the very first time she has had skates on her feet," I explained.

"I'm considered pretty damn fast but she'd blow by me as if I was a three year old!" Betty remarked.

"Hey, Windy, why don't you try to go fast?" I yelled.

Windy became a blur around the ring until I heard thump and saw her getting up from thirty feet outside the ring, "Did you miscalculate the centrifugal force?"

"I hit a wet patch on the floor," she yelled back.

"If I bring her to the match tonight, they are going to freak out! She'll blow by the record so fast no one will see it happen! Let me grab a few of the girls to see how she'd deal with jammers!" she skated off to the lockers and returned with a few 6 foot girls all geared for roller derby. "Windy come over and gear up so we can practice."

"Do I have to?" she asked.

"Yes, it's league rules," one of the girls assured her.

Once she was geared up Betty told her, "The idea is to pass everyone as many times as you can and avoid being smashed by the other team's blockers. It will be you and I against these other girls."

When the whistle blew Windy shot past the other team so fast they barely saw her go. On her second pass, two of the girls tried to get in her way and knock her from the rink but only wound up knocking each other down as Windy past them both again as they struggled to their feet. Two of the others tried to block and nearly lost their feet as she ducked below them.

The girls on the other team stopped and confronted Betty, "Hey where did you find this pro-skater?"

Betty laughed heartily and told them, "She put her first pair of roller skates on fifteen minutes ago."

"No way...!"

"You lie...!"

"I do have one confession though. She is the Amazonian from the world of Ka'an!" Betty snickered and hugged them heartily.

"The baddest assed warrior on two worlds...! I am so glad to meet you Miss!" one of the skaters exclaimed, holding out her hand to shake.

"I have been surpassed by my student I am afraid," she admitted, "It is lucky that she cannot be the Amazonian."

"Who is more of a bad ass than you?" the ladies asked.

Windy just pointed at me.

"This little fluff of a thing, she couldn't break through tissue paper," another skater assumed.

"I watched her throw a full grown man 600 feet through the air into the sea with one hand," Betty informed the girls.

"Damn... does she have blue and red tights on under that dress?" one of the blockers with the sore butts asked.

"No capes!" I exclaimed with my Germanic accent.

"She's funny too!" sore bottom squealed as she hugged me. She turned out to be a squirmer too.

"Careful, she might go off!" Windy warned.

Betty laughed and told her friends, "If she gets horny, everybody gets horny and soon an orgy breaks out."

"Bullshit!"

"Start groping those boobs and in seconds you'll be lapping at her pussy..." Betty challenged.

"As much fun as that might be, there's only an hour or two before we skate against the Ixtab roller derby girls in a demonstration," she decided. "We can't be all worn out."

"Yah, by the time they get here they'd wind up just in time for round two and they'd have to cart our team out to recover enough to be ready for round three," Betty assured them.

"Nobody has sex for two hours!" declared one of the team.

"Right you are," I agreed, "I go for four hours every night."

"I don't believe you," the biggest girl challenged.

"I will give you a half pound of gold if you can keep at it as long as I can," I challenged with a smile, "But if you lose, you owe me a half pound."

"If you take that bet you're dumber than a stump girl," Betty assured her, "Not only that, calling the queen of Ka'an a liar can wind up getting your ass kicked!"

"Hey...! I was going to win $10,000.00 US with that bet," I complained.

"Her entire net worth isn't ten Gees," Betty assured me.

"I'd have to sponsor my own derby and have her work it off I guess," I considered aloud.

"If we can have her skate on our team," she started while pointing to Windy, "We'd be unstoppable."

"Well, my wife likes to keep close to me so she wouldn't be able to go on the road with you," I informed them. The skaters all look disappointed.

"If you sponsor the team, won't you be attending our meets?" the skater asked.

"I'll be happy to attend all of your games... if you take over my job as queen...?" I offered.

"You would make me queen...?" she remarked incredulously.

"Windy whispered in her ear, "Don't take it... you'd be killed within the day by most of the people of Ka'an."

"They would kill their own queen...?" she asked.

"They would kill anyone who isn't Dolly," she informed the girl, "Dolly is the most universally loved queen of all time. Partly because she doesn't want the job and partly because she's so good at it."

"Ah... Dolly, if it's all the same to you, I'll keep my job," she answered.

"Damn... I almost had a way out!" I complained.

"You wouldn't have wanted to be responsible for the girl's death and you know it," Windy accused. "If you wish to abdicate the throne that badly, I'll take it. At least I have a chance at surviving when there is a popular uprising."

"No one would try to kill you, Windy," I assured her.

"Even I cannot avoid all attempts to kill me, especially when there are multiple perpetrators at the same time," she admitted. "Our people will settle on no other queen while you still live. If you convince anyone else to take your place, they will die and you will be queen again, but with a murder on your conscience. I endeavor to see that this doesn't happen to you."

"So you're saying that I need to quit trying to give away the throne...?" I asked to affirm my interpretation.

"Only if you want to keep your conscience clear," she declared.

"Okay, okay... I get the point," I acquiesced, "I still find it hard to believe that your prediction of how the people of Ka'an would react."

"Everyone present, raise your hand if you would support another queen while Dolly still lives," Meka asked.

I was the only one to raise my hand. Even the earthlings wouldn't support the proposal, "Oh well, it seems I'm stuck being Queen. There go my hopes of being a lesbian brothel porn star..."