Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"Oh the two things aren't mutually exclusive..." Windy stated, "In fact, 3 dimensional images of you in many lesbian love sessions with your devoted subjects are some of the bestselling things on the planet of Ka'an. So as to your career as a Porn Star..."

"I'm already the most widely distributed slut on the planet," I nodded resignedly.

"Honey, the fact that you share yourself with the commoners who are good people, the devotion of your followers, the reaction of the Amazons who protect you to the very point of exhaustion, all of these things we your devoted wives share with the people. Our pride and admiration is obvious to the least of your subjects and even they know that if they were in need, you would protect and nurture them, personally. That kind of ruler will have devoted subjects that turn in the corpses of dissenters with pride."

"I'd rather have the dissenters turned in alive so that I have an opportunity to lez them into becoming followers," I sighed.

Windy laughed, "I want a show of hands of all those who would challenge that kind of leadership and compassion?"

No one was so stupid.

"Show me the hands of the earthlings who are considering becoming devoted subjects of Queen Dolly Ann Gift-from-God Gordon?" Windy put to the group.

Every one of the Derby Girls raised her hands as well as, the other earthlings, present, even Maria

"At this rate our planet is going to become mighty crowded..." I surmised.

"Mexico and the US are going to be a bit peeved too," Meka laughed, but I think they will be more than happy to overlook it after finding out they have an asteroid shield..."

An hour later the demonstration started after our team announced they had a rooky guest on their team... a visiting extra-terrestrial. The other team was snickering confidently after seeing the little woman who was standing in.

After the first five minutes and having seen a blur flash past their team so many times, they began blatantly cheating to stop her, Windy started taking the other team out of the game... one at a time until only her team was left.

The crowd was so quiet you would have known exactly who tried to perpetrate a sneaky fart.

I stood and began clapping and cheering our team, "Yay!"

Everyone else realized the game was over about that time and started cheering. The other team was beginning to come around and even they cheered our girls! They knew that they had tried every dirty trick in the book and still had their asses handed to them.

Apparently, our network rating was one of the highest for a derby match ever on Mexican network television.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone with a sniper rifle pointed at my beloved Windy. I turned my head towards him and shouted with all I had in me, "DROP AND DIE!"

He did quite quietly.

All of it captured on network television, the whole place went nuts! The sniper's lifeless body was taken by government agents. Maria Gonzalez came to me appearing scared shitless, "Do not be angry with me Queen Dolly. The sniper was from a drug cartel. We were unaware of his intent when you were forced to deal with him yourself."

I went to hug her but she pulled back, "I don't blame you Maria. I am just happy he didn't kill my precious wife."

She swallowed and seemed to make a decision, moving in to accept the hug I had offered, "You my sweet little Queen are scary as hell when threatened."

"I didn't really mean to kill him..." I admitted. "I would have rather taken him to Ka'an and rehabilitated him. I...I... just couldn't see any other way to stop him..."

"Nobody has ever seen someone command another to die, and have him actually do it," she admitted. "What kind of range do you have with that?"

Windy broke in, "The reputed range of 'the voice' is unlimited. The Queen should be able to command anyone in either universe to die where they stand."

Maria quietly whispered, "Fucking hell...!"

"Will it work if I tell them to orgasm?" I giggled.

"Give it a try. Who would object if you made them have an orgasm?" Maria suggested.

I cleared my throat and set my mind in the proper mode and said, "Enrique Peña Nieto, have a five minute massive orgasm!"

How was I to know he was meeting with President Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović of Croatia?

Lucky for both of us Maria had me on her cell phone video camera to play later after the Mexican president was revived after filling his underwear with a quart of jizzum. (I received a letter of thanks via Maria and a statement of eternal devotion... and a plea for forewarning next time.) He didn't ask me never to do it again, just to warn him before I did. I laughed my ass off knowing he was hoping I would make him into a sperm sprinkler again!

President Obama was informed that the US government wouldn't be able to protect him if I took it into my head to do it to him as well. He was more than a little miffed. (I think he was jealous that I did the Mexican President and not him.) I was handed a letter asking that I not subject the American president to that kind of thing. It appeared to be written in the hand of a woman. I think that Michelle wrote it.

If it wouldn't have caused an interplanetary incident, I was considering doing Michelle, just for fun. Making her spend half an hour in multiple orgasms would rock her world.

Itzel produced another unbelievable repast at the hotel and the Hotel Chef was beginning to become concerned for his job until Itzel assured him he could not only have the recipes but she would arrange for him to receive the ingredients. He wanted to marry her even if it meant losing Mr. Happy.

Itzel promised to consider it, but she knew that he didn't really mean it.

By this time, I had determined that our visit to earth was well enough documented and I bid a tearful farewell to our earth friends, promising to visit again or to provide visas for them to visit us. The exception of the hotel manager... he'll be fucking the hell out of Chalchiuhtlicue while eating life paste like a starved man.

The Buffets made arrangement for a future residence. I have a sous chef who is being trained by a master chef with a slight inferiority complex and spending her evenings on her back with stunned and grateful courters. Many who were promising some rather embarrassing amounts of earth wealth to get her to commit to a marriage. (One of whom was the aforementioned master chef...)

Back on Ka'an, I met with Mayahuel (well, Mayahuel's robotic presence...) at my starship to determine the readiness for exploration, and was informed that the ship would be, ready in one month.

Back on Heidi, she was beside herself when I kissed her and everyone discovered that we were two thousand miles from where I boarded her by the time she came back to herself.

"Heidi...?" I asked, "Where are we now...?"

"Oh my god... oh my god...! Dolly, I lost control and we jetted a quarter of the way across the planet," she moaned in reply.

"Heidi Enterprise, answer me!" I demanded, hoping to get her to shake off her shock.

"Dolly my queen and my love; we are on the coast of the eastern alliance. We are even now being challenged to identify ourselves," she admitted.

"Identify yourself as the flagship of Queen Dolly Ann Gift from God Gordon and request an audience with the local ruler," I ordered.

"There was much weeping but I understand that the local governor wishes to kiss your nether parts," Heidi assured me.

"Reply that the queen will acquiesce to her kissing my nether parts if she will agree to allow me to tongue fuck her to heights she has never before attained," I replied.

"The transmitter/radio technician has informed me that the governor fainted but will be more than happy to agree to your conditions and wishes to offer her first born in exchange for the privilege," Heidi added.

"Offer her twelve hours of one on one sex with the Queen if she doesn't burden me with another offspring, but phrase it better so she will consider it a compliment," I answered.

"The governor humbly offers her unworthy body and realizes that she will never be able to meet the reputed stamina of 'The One'," Heidi translated.

"Ask her if she minds giving it her best shot, even though it will most assuredly result in the most unbelievably intense orgasmic experience of her whole life," I insisted. "It will also result in an especially appreciative Queen that she made the attempt."

"Dolly, she became somewhat incomprehensible, but I believe that she would accept with all of her heart," Heidi answered.

"Make fast the docking lines and put out the gangplank," I decided.

As a tiny Asian lady approached the gangplank, I had Heidi open the door so that I could invite her in, "Welcome to the loving arms of your Queen!"

She stumbled, babbled, and made untranslatable noised as she approached.

"Would you stop that and come here and kiss me with such enthusiasm that I orgasm all over the floor?" I asked and Heidi translated.

The little woman broke into a trot and jumped towards me from six feet away arms and legs wide in an attempt to land on a much taller woman than I happen to be. Heidi adjusted the gravity and she floated to me as if a much taller feather than, I happen to be. She floated me up to where I could access her lips and I, snogged her so well it took us fifteen minutes to, bring her around!

I had the amazons dress her in something pink, silky, sexy and from Earth, so that when she awakened she screeched, "What the hell am I wearing and why does it hug my breasts like a lover?"

"I see you are enjoying your very first brassiere as much as the rest of my subjects do," I informed her.

"Who invented these wonderful things Queen Dolly?" she asked.

"You are wearing what is called an 'Underwire Bra' and it was invented by a famous aviator from Earth named Howard Hughes," I admitted.

"A man invented such a wonderful device to provide comfort to women...? How can this be?" she asked in total disbelief.

"You have a very low opinion of men, it seems. Men wish to make their women happy and comfortable. The brassier itself was invented by a man," I told her.

"How much for one of these males?" she insisted.

"For you...? I will let you borrow any of my willing males at any time you are interested," I told her with a smile.

"In return I offer you my first born and indenture to you for a period not to exceed fifty years," she replied.

I answered, "No deal. The Queen of Ka'an does not have slaves. The only cost to you is to kiss your Queen and accept a squirmy hug."

"It is true then, Dolly is 'The One'," she exclaimed and went out as if someone had turned off a switch.

When she began to come around, she moaned a quiet, "Mom, some gorgeous woman who I think is 'The One', kissed me..."

"Did you like it...?" I asked her.

"Is it okay if I don't go into politics and just become the Queens lesbian slut slave...? I really want to be her toy!" she admitted.

"Would you settle on being the Queen's lesbian slut slave once a month?" I asked her.

"I would be her slave once a millennia if she would let me," she whispered.

"The Queen is sucking on your nipples and petting your vulva, is that a good thing?" I asked.

"I hope I never awaken from this dream..." she cooed.

"Can the Amazonian and the High priestess pleasure you as well?" I asked.

"No one would refuse being so pleasured, least of all me!" she shrieked as Windy latched onto one of her nipples and Meka snogged her face.

"No... I cannot! I must not defile the queen with my unworthy orgasmic fluids!" she insisted, trying not to orgasm.

"If you do not give me your feminine lubrication I might be in serious jeopardy of dehydration..." I lied.

She let loose with a deluge of girl lubrication which covered me to my waist and embarrassed her so much she wanted to disappear.

I lapped up her gush with gusto and profusely thanked her for her gift.

She was sobbing so hard I had to hold her and rock her, even though she was bigger than I am. "Sweetie, why are you crying? I love you, and I thank you for giving me your sweet cum."

"Y...Y...You...You are...are...are... 'The One', I thank the gods that I lived to be in your presence!"

"I thank the gods that I am in your presence," I told her.

"B...B...But you are, 'The One', why would you be thankful to be with me?" she cried.

"I was visited by a Goddess who blessed me. I believe it is because I want to share that blessing with everyone I meet. Did you know that you now glow with that shared blessing?" I advised her.

She was gone. She was out like an Edison bulb without power. When her eyes opened again, she was gazing into a mirror which clearly showed her glowing, "I am one of the blessed! None shall challenge the reign of Dolly as long as I live!"

"Crap...! I did it again, didn't I?" I asked Meka.

"Yes my silly Dolly, you have another subject who will gnaw the heart out of anyone who opposes you," Meka admitted.

"Would you object if I stick my tongue down your neck, my dear?"

"I would give you all that I have for the opportunity!" she claimed. "Why you would stoop to my level to do such a thing it beyond my ken!"

"You will not denigrate one of my loyal subjects in such a way again, governess, do you understand me?" I ordered. "Everyone in my kingdom is equal from Queen to the girl who cleans toilets, and all of them may expect to find themselves with my tongue invading their womanhood should she need me!"

"Yours... every molecule of me!" she gasped and clung as though a baby Koala.

"Bed time came early girls, deliver us to the orgy chamber, strap an amplifier to her spine and don't let her control herself until she can no longer speak her own name," I commanded.

When she, came back to herself she screamed and exclaimed, "There is no way that anyone can challenge your divine rule!"

"Or even my divine drool..." I jested.

"I know... I saw some of your wives collecting it last evening when you were sleeping!" she admitted.

"Okay, I have to ask, what is the market for my drool?" I insisted.

"Umm... some of the women say it has spiritual properties, so we sell it to them for dream quests," Meka admitted with a blush.

"Now I have to call bullshit on that one! If it were true all of my wives and bed partners who get it first-hand would be off in La-La land every night," I logically stated. "Moreover, every time I snog a new girl she'd wind up on a dream quest!"

"It doesn't seem to work unless it is drank later from a bottle," Meka stated. "I had visions of the Goddess when I tried it myself."

"I will sell my home to buy some if that will be enough?" she offered.

I found and empty cup and drooled into it, offered it to her saying, "You may have this on one condition."

"Name it and if it is in my power, it will be yours," she exclaimed.

"You must tell me your name," I told her with a nod.

"My name is Nai, my queen, but you may refer to me any way it suits you," she insisted.

"How about I just call you my new friend Nai?" I replied while trying to smother her in boobies.

"When I read that it was written that 'The One', would hold the whole world of Ka'an to her bosom, I thought that it was metaphoric," she admitted snuggling with Sissy and Jiggles seemingly trying to nest.

Meka nearly wet herself laughing but wound up in a heap with Gwen who was just as amused.

"That's me, holding the world between Sissy and Jiggles," I was forced to admit. Immediately afterward, I had to tell her who Sissy and Jiggles were and Jiggles wound up with another fan.

"Nai, would you be willing to participate in a little experiment?" I asked.

"You have but to ask," was her muffled reply.

"I want Heidi to document what happens when you drink that saliva to see if it really has some kind of provable effect. Would you be willing to do that for me?" I asked.

"Such an easy thing will be done immediately. Ask for a limb or vital organ and it will still be done," she agreed.

"Don't you go wasting my vital resources like that or I will become cross!" I told her with a serious look.

"Wasting a vital resource?" she asked incredulously.

"My dear, I need all of my wonderful and capable subjects, alive and helping to bring Ka'an back from this disaster. You are obviously very resourceful and educated, being the Governor here. If you agree to continue to do your job to the best of your ability, I promise to see that you can spend a couple of weeks at Kùutsmil being wildly fucked by some of the biggest horn dogs on two planets. Is it a deal?" I offered looking into her nearly boob obscured eyes.

"You have restored Kùutsmil and have stocked it with men?" she lost all control and went down again.

When she came back around, lying with me on a big pink bed, dressed in the sexiest teddy I could slip onto her she started crying, "I will direct the peoples of this region in your philosophies, as I have attempted to for the last five hundred years."

"That explains why the Easter Alliance was still organized enough to contact us and pledge their loyalty," Meka decided. "This woman, studied the, prophesy and then she began using your rules to keep this region from totally self-destructing, as we did not," Meka admitted, almost shocked to her core.

"Loving and caring for my people, has given us a central focus to keep our basic infrastructure operational. I knew that when 'The One' arrived she would be expecting help to save our world. I wanted to give her as much as we could manage. When the Pea Pod plants reverted to their original purpose, I knew you had arrived. I posted communications technicians on round the clock monitoring for advanced communications from the Western continent. When they reported a link to your capital, I commanded their complete acceptance of the new Queen of Ka'an. I was nearly overthrown, as my people did not want to be subjugated by a pretender to the throne. One transmission between your flagship and capital was intercepted and played for my people and any thought of rebellion was forgotten. The description of your ample endowments was all it took for my people to rally to my order and transmit our acceptance and loyalty to the Queen."

Gwen could hardly breathe by this point and Heidi warned us, "Dolly, I believe that Gwen is in respiratory danger. Her laughing has dropped the oxygenation levels of her blood to dangerous levels."

Doctor Ixazalvoh came running up with a hypodermic at the ready and injected Gwen with something and she became unconscious and started breathing normally.

"Queen Dolly, why would your wife, find what I said so, humorous that it would threaten her life?" Nai asked.

"Gwen has envied my endowments for quite some time. She was so impressed that the description of my big boobies was what saved the Eastern Alliance she was beside herself with joy," I obfuscated.

"It has long been known that 'The One' is blessed by the Goddess of Fertility," Nai agreed.

That was almost too much for Meka, but she became serious when she realized that a real Goddess had actually blessed me.

"Dolly, there is an assemblage of almost ten thousand women along the beach and it is growing by the minute," Heidi declared. "They are prostrating themselves and proffering gifts in our general direction."

"My people are all eager to show their appreciation for you what you are doing," Nai assured me with a bow.

"Heidi, it's show time. I'm going to the bow and I want you to prepare the hologram equipment and speakers so I can speak to these dear women," I announced.

There were quick breezes all through the hallways and the main doors were open as I minced and jiggled my way to the front of the ship, dragging Nai along with me, "You're going to have to put on a strong and supportive face for me honey and suppress that look of adoration. I want your people to see me treat you as my equal, so no prostrating, or bowing please."