Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"Windy, have the girls find me a peasant who looks like she isn't doing well and have her deposited with us on the bow please," I asked.

"I love how your delicious mind works my love," she disappeared in a flash and the look of puzzlement on Nai's face was precious.

I looked to Meka and declared, "We need candy on the bow before I get there."

Meka disappeared as Nai commented, "It is as if you are preparing for an assault with your lieutenants trained to perfection. The High Priestess was off to do your bidding without comment or argument. I would not have expected her to be used as a messenger."

"She isn't a messenger. She is my loving and understanding wife. She is also one of the best Amazons on the planet, who knows what she is doing can be a vital part of guaranteeing the support of our people," I informed her. "How many men do you have in this area?"

"We have twelve," she proudly stated.

"You are to be commended," I praised. "The royal court was only able to maintain ten men."

"It is a pathetic number to hope to bring a world back," Nai sighed.

"Yes it would be, but that was the count when I arrived. There are thousands of men in the west," I declared.

"Yes, but they are earthmen," she sighed.

"Number one, they are not all earthmen. Number two, what do you have against earthmen?" I asked.

"They are not as evolved as pure bred Ka'anian men," she complained.

"Were the hell did you find a purebred Ka'anian man?" I asked.

"All twelve of our men are purebred," she proudly exclaimed.

"Heidi...?"

"Yes my Queen?"

"Genetic analysis of Nai and as many locals as you can get a read on. How much Earth DNA is present in their makeup?" I inquired.

"Nai has 18 percent Earth DNA and most of the other locals are running around 15 percent," Heidi declared.

"You must be mistaken Heidi," Nai exclaimed with a hand to her chest.

"Earth DNA has infiltrated throughout the culture for thousands of years," Heidi informed her, "It was not a one-way street, as some of the Ka'anians loved their earth lovers and offspring so much that they kept them on Ka'an. In my analysis, it was a good thing since it has reinforced some of the Ka'anian areas of weakness. Windy has some of the most Earth DNA of any Ka'anian approximately forty two percent."

"Would you think the Amazonian herself as beneath any Ka'anian of purer blood?" I put to her with squinted eyes.

"I thank the Queen for my education," she prudently replied. "My uninformed bigotry was distastefully displayed and I beg the Queen's forgiveness."

"I forgive you and I know you are sincere," I replied with a hug. "By the way, the Pea Pod plants often use Earth DNA to achieve their end goals. Being rejuvenated by them often results in your being reinforced by supplementing your DNA with what they feel would make you stronger."

We had reached the bow hatch and just before we were going to step through I had to step to one side as a rush of Mercenaries sprinted by, the last being Jared who bowed and exclaimed, "Pardon us Dolly," then slapped himself in the forehead and remarked, "I never thought I would slip and say a thing like that!"

I laughed and replied, "I was an appropriate thing to say under the circumstances. Don't worry, I didn't take it as you making fun of my name. So get your hunky ass out on the bow and look masculine and horny!"

He laughed and took off as if I shot him through the hatch.

"He is an earthman you bring to satisfy your needs?" Nai innocently asked.

"Sorry, he is just a friend. I am strictly into women. I bring him along as bait," I snickered.

"I would be like setting off a bomb in a locked room!" Nai exclaimed as she offered a hand to steady be through the hatchway.

"I never claimed to play fair, Nai. I have goals and whatever it takes to knit a world back together is what I plan to do," I earnestly informed her as Meka sped to my side.

"Did you fudge them?" I asked.

"Of course, every one of them is sporting an iron bar in his Jockies!" she giggled.

"How many of your subjects have seen a virile man with a painful erection in his pants in the last thousand years?" I asked as we neared the bow sprit.

"None!" she affirmed, "If they have an appointment with a breeder, he is already naked and waiting for them. How did you entice gigolos from earth to accompany you?"

"Honey, these are not gigolos. These men are warriors. They expected to be fighting and dying when I brought them. Gigolos wouldn't have the manliness and stamina I knew we needed," I sweetly smiled as the realization dawned on her that these were manly men.

"C...could I borrow the pretty one?" she plead with a stammer.

"Which one is the pretty one...?"

"The one who spoke to you, he has much hunger in his eyes," she blushingly replied.

"I'll ask him. He doesn't belong to me and it is up to him if he is interested," I offered.

"Heidi, make me big enough to be seen and take Nai with me," I told Sissy and Jiggles.

High above me a live hologram of both of us twenty meters high appeared so I began, "Hi, my name is Dolly. We have come to visit and try to help consolidate the world again."

There were cheers and weeping all along the shore.

"My new bosom buddy, Nai will still be helping you as she has always done, but now she has new resources," I spread my hands to include the mercenaries, as I subvocalized, "Now add the candy."

Twenty five meter tally manly men sporting wood joined us across the sky.

"I brought some samples with me. Your governor is now negotiating vacation packages for you. I will not let it be by the most wealthy, or most important. I will insist on a lottery which gives everyone an equal opportunity to get herself pregnant," I announced.

More cheers and weeping.

"As you can see, technology is returning to Ka'an. I have Bitol Kuk working for me, though she is now called Mayahuel. She will soon have my starship operational. We have technicians of all sorts with us to help repair the unrepairable and Heidi, my beautiful hovercraft has full production facilities aboard. Say hello Heidi."

"Hello people of the Eastern Alliance," she told them and flashed all kinds of lighting around her decks.

I continued my oration, "I appreciate your wishing to give me gifts. I am not a Queen who is here to take. I am here to give. I wish to give you hope, a future, direction, and companions with the west so that we can work together to be greater together than we are by ourselves. With Nai's help and all of you dear women, I know we can build a renewed Ka'an!"

Windy showed up with a disheveled broken woman who appeared near death, "I have what you requested Queen Dolly."

"Oh, you poor thing! Heidi shut it all down! Get this woman to the infirmary and have the doctor do whatever it takes to save her!" at the last of my orders the people wouldn't see or hear. I wasn't going to do this badly damaged a Ka'anian as a publicity stunt.

I went into Amazon mode and wound up waiting for Windy to arrive with the woman in the infirmary.

Doctor Ixazalvoh rushed out of her office and asked, "What was that boom?"

"Sorry, I didn't mean to break the sound barrier," I blushingly answered as Windy arrived.

"What the hell happened to this woman?" she shrieked as she started work on her.

Nai came is looking frightened, "I was left behind and didn't know where to go, but when I fretted aloud that I would never find you on this big craft, she told me to follow the green line in the deck and it lead me right here. Where did you find so sickly a woman among my people?"

"She had just sailed into the port when I spotted her," Windy admitted. "Her boat is a wreck and I was unable to find any other who would meet my Queens request."

I went to Nai and hugged the stuffing out of her, "You are now declared Princess, a daughter of the Queen."

She dropped to the deck... well almost... I did catch her and slowly allowed her to recline while the amazons lifted her to one of the other beds.

"You have such an amazing effect on people," the doctor laughed.

"Heidi, put me through to Jared please," I asked.

"Jared here," he answered.

"Hey dude, how would you like to, do me a favor and also deal with that uncomfortable pole in your shorts?" I asked.

"So it was your, doing..." he accused.

"Sorry, but displaying men sporting hard cocks, is more candy than a group of women who haven't seen a man, let alone a horny man in near a thousand years tends to break the ice quicker. Be that as it may, I have a princess here who begged me to ask you to make her a woman, you know, the one standing next to me on the bow?" I asked.

"Damn, she was cute! She's almost as tiny as you are! She really wanted me?" he didn't seem to believe it.

"I think she would give you her palace and first born if you'd lay some pipe..." I snickered knowing he'd never be able to turn her down.

"For you my Queen I would please her and her whole household," he declared with confidence.

"Done...! You will have to help her awaken from a faint, but you know the old jungle cure, as well as I do," I added.

He snickered, "I pledge my eternal fealty to the greatest queen on two planets!"

"Keep that up and I might turn a boy into a man... if he can survive..." I threatened.

We heard a thump over the communications and Heidi informed us, "He is lying on the floor of his stateroom unresponsive Dolly."

I grabbed Nai, Amazoned my way to Jered's room, stuck my hand in his pants, and jerked his prick until he started coming around. I slipped my two lovebirds into his bed and draped their arms around each other and got the hell out of there before he realize it was me playing with his dick.

When I returned to the infirmary, Meka exclaimed, "I finally have blackmail video on you! I saw the whole thing!"

"You will never be able to prove a thing," Heidi stated with finality.

"Damn, having an AI who loves you with all her heart, can be a buzz-kill," Meka pouted with her lower lip sticking out.

"Why would you ever have to blackmail me my love?" I asked innocently. "Aren't you getting enough sex?"

"Actually, after watching the way you owned the Eastern Alliance I am rather horny," she admitted. "What you told Nai about me made me so proud to be your wife! When she assumed that I would just do as ordered or that I would try to put my own agenda ahead of yours and you shut her down, priceless!"

"We're a team and if it would have made things happen faster or better, I would have done it myself, but I was still preparing Nai for the big reveal," I told her.

"Believe me, I would never claim to be better at this 'first contact' routine you have pulled out of thin air than you are," she admitted mussing my hair.

"I was taught by a mentor on earth. I did change a few things but the process is mostly the same, bring gifts, show the people you are the same as they are and only want to be friends and help them if you can. All the rest is what is in your heart," I stated.

Two invisible amazons appeared with tears in their eyes, hugged me, and went back to work.

The doctor approached and told me, "The patient is resting. I stuffed her full of Life Paste, treated her wounds, put her on an I.V. and started pumping fluids and pain killers into her as fast as her body would take them."

"What was the diagnosis?" I asked.

"Exposure and physical abuse," she admitted. "She was severely beaten and appeared to have been set adrift at sea."

"AMAZONS!" I screeched.

Three amazons appeared and Sam came flashing in to join them.

"Find who beat this woman, bring them and whatever transportation they use to me! I will brook no treatment of my subjects such as this!" I commanded.

There was a popping noise as the volume the amazons had occupied was filled in by air as they were gone on a mission.

"Heidi, provide whatever support they need to discover the culprits," I demanded, pissed that this poor girl was left to die at sea.

"Dolly, there is a government representative at the main lock who wishes to speak with either you or Nai," Heidi informed me.

"Tell her I'm on my way and that this had better be important," I stated and began my usual perambulation towards the lock.

"I transmitted your voice to the person at the lock and I believe you will find when you get there she has fainted," Heidi replied.

"Shit," I remarked and noticed the lock door open and three amazons surrounding the unconscious woman. "Bundle her up and meet me in the infirmary."

I went back at amazon speed just to impress the girls and waited for them to catch up. Just to be a turd I handed them all cups of tea as they arrived.

I had the woman placed on a bed and snuggled up with her until she started coming around, "Mom... I missed you and came looking for you. A scary queen said that it had better be important and I don't know what happened after that...?"

"Well you wound up in bed with the scary queen who is sorry for making you faint," I admitted.

"You're not my mother...!" she accused coming more awake.

"I know, but it was really hard to find out what you wanted. I asked and asked and you just lay there," I explained, "So I had three amazons bring you to my infirmary and place you in bed. Next as the High Priestess of Ka'an taught me I lay with you and kept you warm and protected."

"But who are you and where's my mother?" she insisted.

"Well, your mother is in bed with a handsome mercenary named Jared, hopefully getting her brains fucked out, and I am the Queen of Ka'an," I answered sweetly.

"Right... the Queen is twenty meters tall, so unless I grew an awful lot, you can't be her," she insisted.

Two golden amazons, the Amazonian, and High Priestess materialized next to the bed we lay in and Meka softly assured her, "You lay with my wife, the Queen of Ka'an, stand before the High Priestess and Amazonian and have the audacity to call her a liar?"

"Damn it, she's going to..." I stopped talking because she was out like a light.

The doctor calmly walked over and knuckled her sternum and she was back, "What...what happened?"

"Calm yourself girl," the doctor insisted, "You are in my clinic, lying next to the Queen of the Whole planet and being threatened by the Amazonian and High Priestess and if they don't back away I will shoot them with a tranquilizer and everybody can have a nap until they calm down."

"You go girl!" I applauded.

"My mother is really having sex with a man?" she asked wide eyed.

"According to my sensors, for the fourth time as we speak," Heidi proclaimed.

Uncouthly I yelled, "Yah, ride that bone girl! Screw him into the ground and leave him with a memory he'll brag to his grandchildren about!"

"My mother is a common slut...?" she declared, shaking her head.

"Number one, if you refer to the Princess as a common slut again I will have an amazon wash your mouth out with soap. Number two there is nothing common about taking that big hunk of a mercenary that many times. Number three aiding the queen to repopulate the planet and giving you a little brother is in accord with the needs of her people. She will be a pregnant shining example of the best Ka'an has. Therefore kindly keep your ridiculous inhibitions to yourself unless you are volunteering to be next in line to use one of the men I brought with me!" I insisted, even if it meant her fainting again.

"D...did you call Nai a Princess?" she asked with eyes as big around as a twenty dollar gold piece.

"When my amazons couldn't find anyone who was in shabby health and ragged, it told me that she has been caring for your people as I would. I took her to my bosom as daughter. Do you object?" I asked her as I stood.

"I have always been proud of mother and if the Queen of Ka'an wants to make her Princess I do not object. As for becoming with child, alas I am not able to have children," she sighed.

"I'll be the judge of that!" Doctor Ixazalvoh exclaimed and began examining the girl.

"Welcome to the second most advanced hospital facility on Ka'an," I snickered.

"Who are you calling second most?" Heidi objected.

"Are you claiming to be more advanced than the starship?" I challenged.

"Only because you took Mayahuel away from me," she sniffed.

"Mayahuel is two decks down in her stateroom," I answered.

"Her body is, but she's having her brains fucked out draped across the star drive as we speak..." she complained.

"Has she been malingering again?" I asked.

"No, she was making adjustments until she lost motor control," Heidi admitted.

I laughed aloud, "That girl is a caution!"

"She does not concentrate on her job. She should be punished," Nai's daughter declared.

"You heard my speech and know that Mayahuel is Bitol, right?"

"Yes, but that should make no difference," she decided.

"What happened to Bitol to make him Mayahuel?"

"He went through a mutated Pea Pod plant."

"Have you heard any rumors about what kind of man Bitol was?" I asked her.

"It was said that he was a womanizer," she answered.

"What kind of woman would the mutated Pea Pod plants make him?" I lead her.

"She would be the biggest sl... Oh, the poor thing!" she realized.

"As long as I see to it that she has a steady supply of cock she'll perform amazing things for the people of Ka'an. Take it away and I might as well employ her in a lesbian whorehouse," I told her, stalling for news from the doctor and her mother's satisfied return.

"How are you able to supply so many males?" she asked with concern.

"I can take you to a place where nearly half of the population is male. A place where these silly males believe that they are seducing easy naïve women and taking advantage of them," I told her with a wink.

"I will not call the queen liar again, but it is hard to believe," she sighed.

"Heidi, live feed from Kùutsmil above Sissy and Jiggles please," I asked.

Women in bikinis and bathing suits of all description, men wearing baggy swim shorts and bare chests, wait staff bringing frosty drinks to people lounging around under big umbrellas and soft music play all around displayed before her eyes.

"Is this earth?" she assumed.

"I told you it is Kùutsmil, right here on Ka'an. Cozumel looks way different and there would be a silver-haired man with a guitar strolling around singing and being followed by a crowd," I assured her. "He'll probably show up here young and horny in a couple years."

"What are those women wearing? It looks so sexy... why are they just letting those men wander around free? I cannot believe a mob hasn't thrown them to the ground and had their way with them!" she marveled.

"You visit my playground, you play by my rules, or you'll be removed and banned. All of those lounging women have graduated a very complicated course in seduction and English. Believe me, those women are laying out bait as we speak and hope to hook a big one. If this doesn't work for them, they have been trained in many other techniques to land a horny guy and wind up glowing and happy, with a better sexual experience than you have ever had in your life. I guarantee it," I explained. "This is what I spoke of when I told the people of a lottery."

"Ouch!" she exclaimed.

Doctor Ixazalvoh informed her, "All fixed, you will be fertile within the next month and every month hereafter. Next time consult a qualified physician before you decide you cannot have babies."

"I consulted the best doctors we had among us and they all declared I would not be able to conceive," she exclaimed tearfully.

"You have some cists that will dissolve now that I gave you the proper medicine," she advised.

"We must make this level of medicine available to our people! Will you negotiate to see that we can create a clinic here in our town?" she begged.