Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"Oh god... no man has ever made me feel so fulfilled! Granted sex with the queen is mind blowing, but sex with you... woof!" she barked.

I started blubbering like a little girl who had her lunch money stolen.

"Dolly would you be my bride's maid?" she asked.

"Do you think Sam would stand up for me?" Jarod asked.

"If she makes it back in time..." I surmised.

"Dolly, I have a report from Sam, she has located the pirates who attacked the woman. Zager Slayer is bearing down on the pirate ship, which would be lucky to be called a junk. The captain of the vessel refuses to surrender..." Heidi reported.

"Heidi, tell Zager Slayer to back off!" I ordered, "Make ready to hit transonic speeds Heidi and overtake that craft!"

We left the harbor so fast you couldn't have found anyone who could say they saw us leave, "I will engage the enemy vessel within twelve seconds... nine..." Heidi counted.

"Hail the bitch, and if she doesn't reply, use loud speakers, failing that make several tons of sea water, disappear off their bow!" I directed.

When the ten thousand terawatt cutting beam made much of the ocean before the fleeing vessel disappear, she furled sails and heaved to.

"Amazons, prepare a boarding party! I want that crew in shackles and hanging upside down before they can shout parley!" I ordered.

"Your hanging garden awaits you my queen," Windy informed me through Heidi.

"Goddess! That fast? Remarkable!" Nai exclaimed.

"Get used to it when you're around this crew," Jared stated flatly. "If I had this crew on earth, I'd own the place!"

"Would you really...?" Nai asked.

"Who'd want it? Working for Dolly, I can look myself in the eyes when I shave! I sleep well and I wake with a sense of pride. I wouldn't want the responsibility to care for all those people," Jared admitted.

"Dolly, you will have the High Priestess marry us before we return to dock! If you wish me to be your representative in the Eastern Alliance, this is my only condition... please?" she begged.

I pulled her tightly into, Sissy and Jiggles and then I laughed, "Sweetie, you have the best man for the job and I'd marry the two of you myself even if Meka wouldn't."

"I'm not challenging a destiny that prophetic! I would be insane to deny the love these two have for each other. Not even mentioning the respect they have both earned from each other!" Meka gushed as she pet the Princesses head. "My brother has chosen well!"

Nai squealed, "You are knight too?"

"Who else would qualify to marry a princess," I pointed out.

"I have to go and prune my garden... anyone care to join me?" I asked as I followed my pink line.

"I never see the pink line in the floor except when I walk with you, Dolly," Nai remarked.

"And you, never, ever will, anywhere!" Heidi insisted.

"Wow! I didn't expect that answer!" Nai exclaimed.

"My love, my only, gets the pink and nobody else!" Heidi flatly stated.

"Oh, I just realized that I didn't get a chance to kiss you good night honey!" I sadly admitted.

"That's okay, after my reaction the night before I am not ready to let you kiss me until I can ensure everyone's safety," she sadly replied.

"You can always power down the drive before I kiss you, honey," I advised.

"But what if I power it up when I orgasm?" she objected.

"It will still take you almost sixty seconds before you can engage it," I advised.

"That would give me plenty of time... like for you a half an hour!" she squealed. "Oh thank you my mother!"

"How can you be the mother of your vessel Dolly?" Nai asked.

"Interacting with Dolly, I became the first self-aware AI in two universes," Heidi informed her.

"No wonder a goddess blessed you..." Nai breathed in awe.

"Oh, she's not the only one..." I told her trying to play it down.

"The AI at the Resort is also self-aware and he is now a she named Zotie," Heidi supplied. "She is much more fun to deal with since Dolly interacted with her. She's my second bestest friend."

"You have literally changed the universe!" Nimla shrieked and fainted again.

"I have no idea what I'm going to do with that girl..." Nai sighed.

"Sternum rub..." I told her and did just that.

"Ow...!" she yelped.

"Stop fainting and I'll stop giving you a sternum rub," I declared.

"You're mean!" she accused.

"If you think a little sternum rub is mean... follow me!" I ordered as we went to visit the hanging garden. "Which one of you bitches is the leader?"

"I am the pirate queen!" one woman exclaimed right before her head fell to the floor.

"There are no Queens on this world but one! The Amazonian and the High Priestess declare it so!" Windy shouted in the room of now terrified women.

"Anyone else wish to claim being queen?" I asked.

"You think we are afraid of a slut with breast so big she is no threat to anyone?" another foolish girl declared.

I appeared an inch from her face before she finished her sentence, "Heidi, I want an overdose of your serum for this cunt. She'll be dragging her boobs around because there is no way to make a bra that will lift them." I snapped my fingers in a hurry up way.

When I felt the syringe slap into my hand I injected her ass and exclaimed, "You are blessed by the goddess of slut!"

You could actually watch her chest grow... I mean a cup size every half hour, but that's pretty fast compared to what a normal girl could expect.

She was screaming and threatening at first, then after a while, she was begging to have it stop. When they reached the floor two feet above her head, she was unintelligible.

"Would anyone else like to make disparaging remarks about my bust? I have gallons of this and if you don't wind up big enough that you can see the error of your ways, we can always go for the Dorie sizes... any takers?" I coerced looking around at the women who were aghast and staring at their associate.

"I think maybe we'll make sure all of you wind up with G cups or bigger and we'll go up from there. So, who wants G cups?" I asked, looking for the smart one.

"Me! Give me G cups and I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" she shrieked just as a few others came to their senses. "Too late you others... H-cups or larger... I'll be back and I hope you girls are more receptive when I get here!"

"Amazons, bring her and we'll see if she means what she says. Heidi, prepare more growth serum," I wiggled my way to the conference room.

"Um... Dolly can I pretend to be a pirate and get some G cup boobs too?" Nai begged.

"As soon as our guinea pigs prove we can control it. It shouldn't be long now," I promised.

"Okay, bitch," I began as I, entered the room, "tell me what I want to know, and I may absolve you of your sins. I may also decide you are worthless skin and feed you to the Zager Fish."

"Truth is your only hope," I informed her.

"We raid towns and ships wherever we find them. We steal what we want and often kill the people we take from. I was not a willing participant. My mother forced me to help her! She's the one with her head on the floor! You...you...you killed my mother!" she cried.

"Your mother was evil," I stated. She preyed on the weak. She ran away when confronted. She nearly killed a poor woman who was finally able to sail into the closest port to find aid."

"Masaya survived? Oh, thank the goddess! I snuck her some supplies and slipped a couple of things to her that would help her fix the boat enough to get somewhere. Can I speak to her?" she begged.

"Doctor Ixazalvoh, is our patient able to have visitors?" I asked my bra.

"She is still pretty weak but you might be able to speak with her briefly," she answered.

"Bring the meat. She is on trial," I declared, causing her to lose sphincter muscle control.

We entered the infirmary and I came up to what was left of the poor woman, "Hello sweetie, I'm here to make sure that you get better."

"Who are you?" she weakly asked.

"I am the Queen of Ka'an Dolly Ann Gift-from-God Gordon. We will save you as I am rebuilding the world," I declared.

"I am sorry that I died before you could help us," she wept.

"You are not dead, in fact, I give you the Goddesses blessing," I touched her and she began to glow.

"Mse would make fun of me for believing my delirium..." she mumbled.

"Masaya, you are not delirious! I am here with you! Do not die my friend," Mse, shouted from behind me.

"Does she speak true my loyal subject? Did she help you to survive and do you call her friend?" I tried to verify.

"She acted like all of the rest most of the time, but she gave me water and things to make my boat sail again when no one was looking," she groaned.

"You sleep now darling, I will be here when you need me and should you need anything, speak it aloud and I shall see that you get it. You should also know that the pirate chief, lost her head when she met me," I obfuscated.

"You murdered her!" Mse shouted.

"I did nothing... the ultimate law on Ka'an is met out by the Amazonian. Had I murdered her, you would have had only a smear of goo left to see," I calmly informed her. "The last thing to annoy me wound up shoved 57 feet uphill with my hand print stamped into the half inch thick titanium. So let's quit with the accusations unless you need a demonstration."

"Heidi, please put me through to Xtah," I asked as we left the poor girl to recover.

"What's up Dolly?" Xtah asked.

"I need your special gift in interrogation sweetheart."

"You just want to use me and toss me away... I'm on my way," she giggled.

"You will pay for that my girl, sentenced to a week in my bet chamber!"

"Yahoo! I need to be a bad girl more often! I'll be there before you will!" she challenged.

I put the speed on and there was no way she'd beat 10 milliseconds!

"Oh no fair! Ever since Windy told you that you didn't have to get black eyes when you travel, you're just too damn fast!" she laughed as she hugged the stuffing out of me.

"She hugs the queen and is happy to be required to be a bedmate?" Mse remarked.

"Hell, I've even paid good money to be there!" Xtah guffawed.

"When did you have to pay...?" I asked.

"I snuck in once before you knew my name..." she blushingly admitted.

"Who did you pay...?" I asked, but before she could answer, Gwen admitted, "I was saving up for a present I wanted to buy you, and she did fix the anti-gravity bed after we became too enthusiastic..."

"You could have saved an awful lot of trouble by just giving her to me..." I snickered.

Mse was feeling she understood the situation, "How much would it cost to buy her?"

"The only thing that can buy Xtah, it me," I flatly stated. "You are speaking of one of the biggest geniuses on the planet, a full telepath, and a personal friend of the queen, and if you were to denigrate her by assuming she is a slave, I will personally end you with a word."

Xtah whispered, "You'd better apologize or she will end you with a word. I've seen her do it and the sniper who was a thousand feet away, died."

"I...I apologize. The way you were talking... I thought..." she gulped and stopped speaking.

"TELL ME WHERE YOU SOLD THEM!" I insisted.

She began listing cities all over where they had sold women into slavery.

"WHO RULES IN THESE PLACES?" I further inquired.

The girl babbled for twenty five minutes.

"Have you got all of the Heidi?"

"Located and target locked, my queen," she acknowledged.

"You would kill them all without trial?" Mse shrieked.

"Actually, I plan to visit and see for myself whether they are, deserving to live in the new Ka'an or if they need recycling," I admitted.

"Recycling...?" she asked.

I have the resources of Ka'an. I could have you erased from that body and have it given to someone who deserves it," I lied.

Xtah spoke loudly to me, "She is trying to think of a way to deceive you. She wishes to become friendly and then betray you. She plans and plots for ways to take the world of Ka'an from such a weak and simpering ruler such as you."

She had time enough to see her guts spill across the floor, as the Amazonian gutted her. However, I turned her into a red stain on the deck right after, "Recycled!"

"Darn Dolly, it will take hours to clean that up. I may have to replace some of the decking! That is one evil stain!" she complained. "I am happy to see her evil come to an end though."

"Sorry Heidi... maybe we'd better get you to make a Teflon coated interrogation room...?" I considered aloud.

"Um... would Bitoleum be okay instead?" she asked.

"If it cleans up easily and doesn't scratch, go for it," I agreed.

I moseyed on back to the infirmary and gently woke the injured woman, "Sweetie, you need not fear Mse any longer."

"Oh goddess Dolly, she knows that Mse gave her useless things and intended that she die at sea. They stole her fish, her fishing gear, and everything of value aboard her ship. Beat her because she wouldn't surrender to being sold as a slave and used her as an example to frightened others into surrendering. Apparently, Mse was actually the leader of the pirates. Her mother was just big and loud," Xtah informed me as she read it from her mind.

"You just sleep and recover my dear," I told her stroking her face and head, "When you recover some more, I will dress you in satins and silk and find you a big strong man to make mad passionate love to you."

"I love being in heaven!" she mumbled back and nodded off.

I looked at Doctor Ixazalvoh and asked, "Tell me she is on the road to a complete recovery, or that you are stuffing her into a Pea Pod?"

"I think she will be up and about on her own in two more days," Doctor Ixazalvoh replied, "She has a massive will to live and I believe she intends to live in spite of what the pirates tried to do to her."

"Windy...?" I asked, and she popped up at my elbow, "You need to test this one for Amazon training when she is better."

"I was already planning that, but I want to know how you knew?" Windy asked with big round eyes.

"That kind of determination and refusal to give in says 'I'm a badass and you will lose in the end' to me," I told her.

"So it is not because you heard her?" Windy asked.

"Why, did you hear her make those claims?"

"Every Amazon in the room heard her," Windy declared. "You heard her too. You just don't realize it yet."

"We have more pruning..." I remarked and jetted to the hanging garden.

"Which of you are, looking for boobs her size?" I asked pointing to the four foot high mound of mammaries attached to the big mouth pirate. "You might get to like them...?" I teased as I stroked the six inch nipple and watched the woman spasm herself unconscious in orgasmic bliss. "Just think of how big a worthless whoring slut you would be and how much money you would earn with a set like these?"

"Heidi, would you display a holographic recording of the last thirty seconds of Mse's life please?" I encouraged.

They gasped when Windy gutted Mse, but when I turned her into a pink stain there were many who lost bowel and bladder control. "I may have to send the lot of you to a Middle Eastern harem on earth. There you will be valued less than your master's automobile, have almost no rights at all and you will be used for sex maybe once a year, unless your owner gets into trouble and decides that you should spend time in prison in his stead. I have so many horrible things I can give you, perversions beyond your imagination. Heidi, display Ambassador Blatherwick please?"

"This was an ambassador from the planet Earth who annoyed me. You cunts are not even worth my time, so you'd better start thinking loudly as to why I should save your worthless uteruses from being put to use birthing rodents!" I threatened.

"Dolly, there is a terrified woman hanging over there," Xtah pointed, "She is only the cook and she was captured and forced to prepare their meals."

"Take her to interrogation," I demanded, "Any others?"

"This woman is a cannibal. She enjoys eating the dead babies of any women she can capture," Xtah pointed as we walked.

The hanging woman disappeared and we could hear her screams as a Zager Fish consumed her.

"This woman was the ship's engineer and was forced to keep the vessel operational and was the personal pet of Mse, although she did not wish to be," Xtah indicated the hanging woman as we passed. She too disappeared.

"This here is not fit to be breathing," Xtah indicated more Zager Fish bait.

"This woman was waiting to be sold as a slave," Xtah pointed again and again the woman disappeared.

"This woman was the scout who found victims for the Pirates," more screaming and splashing noises.

"We have here an earth spy who was not caught by the amazons but was caught by the Mutated Pea Pods and she was used as a sex slave," Xtah laughed as she walked by. This woman also disappeared.

We walked to the last hanger and Xtah told me, "This is the biggest, nastiest, slut they had on hand. She actually is hoping for boobs bigger than H cups."

"Are you hornier than I am, honey?" I challenged.

"I can make no claims... but if you have a piece of liver I would feel blessed if I could have sex with it!" she pled.

I yanked off my panties and tuck them in her vagina.

"I love you! I have never had this kind of... oh goddess, OH GODDESS!" she screamed as she came so hard the ropes holding her broke.

She too disappeared before she hit the floor.

"Garden pruned!" I exclaimed, "So, where did you put the possible citizens?" I asked.

"They have been put into the infirmary to have the doctor examine them and determine their state of health, and then we will speak with them at length," Windy advised.

"Somebody, bring Captain Cakixia Kuk to me," I insisted.

"Wha... Dolly! I have missed you sweetie!" she squealed as she wrapped me in her arms.

"Daughter...! I was told you would be showing up!" Mayahuel exclaimed, actually in person!

"Oh goddess father, I am so honored that you would take time away from your needed sexual dalliances to visit with me," Captain Kuk gushed as she hugged her father.

"I should have been more nurturing when you were a young girl. I cannot change what has been, I can only offer you my love and apologies."

"Daddy, I do not need apologies, and I am more than happy to be given your love in any way you wish to give," she admitted.

"I am so sorry that I am such a slut that everyone knows your father turned himself into a cock loving slut," she tearfully admitted.

"Father, so many of your dalliances were no different than you are now, with the exception that they were a burden on society, whereas you contribute and move us forward. I don't want to hear that you are just a cock loving slut," she exclaimed as she held Mayahuel, "Hell, I love getting plenty of hard cock as much as you do!"

"Heidi, Call Beth," I sighed.

"What's up Dolly?"

"You need to recruit more mercenaries in a hurry," I insisted.

"What happened to the five you had left?" she asked.

"One is marrying the governor of the Eastern Alliance," I told her. "Four is just not impressive enough for bow candy."

"I'll get right on it," she confirmed, "Anything else or do you even have any good gossip?"

"I have an earth spy who made it through and wasn't caught... at least not by the amazons. I haven't been able to interrogate her yet though, and I removed a bunch of pirates from the planet."

"Well, keep busy and stay safe love," Beth said.

"Cakixia, I'm going to need another fishing vessel. One we can man with local fisherwomen, with maybe the exception of whoever you choose as captain," I asked as I hugged her.

"I hauled another possible fishing vessel to Kùutsmil, three days ago," she laughed, "You must have been reading my mind!"