Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"Heidi, let's go pick that sucker up and bring it with us," I proposed.

"I am sorry Dolly, a vessel the size of Zager Slayer is way too heavy for me to lift," Heidi sadly explained.

"In that case, do you think we might tow it...?" I elucidated.

"Oh, no problem there Dolly," she brightened.

I shook my head, sighed, and asked, "Are we there yet?"

"Did you wish to set this derelict loose to become a hazard to water traffic?" Heidi asked.

"Sorry Heidi," I looked to Windy and asked, "Did the amazons find anything worth keeping on that junk?"

Well, there was a stock of medicines, some food stuffs, batteries they could never use and a stock pile of machinery parts that might be useful, but I cannot make that determination." Windy replied.

"Heidi, call Xtah please," I asked.

"Okay, I'll go check out their parts! Stop yelling in my head!" Xtah replied, "I know you're sorry, just please tone it down next time."

"Yes Majesty, we will accompany Xtah and keep her safe," two amazons popped up and told me and disappeared.

"Wait! Get back here!" I demanded.

They quickly returned.

"You two are not blessed and will not leave until you are!" so I blessed them both and told them to skedaddle.

"Thank you Dolly, I am glad you insisted giving your protection," Windy told me with a hug.

"Heidi, make an all hands announcement that if anyone on this mission hasn't been blessed, they had better get their asses to the mess hall. I will not let anyone remain who has not been blessed and I will not stand for anyone aboard this vessel who is unprotected! Use your sensors or whatever Heidi to ensure no one sneaks out on this," I started to the Mess Hall.

"How did I miss those amazons, Windy?" I fretted.

"They came aboard back in Dollyville when we came back from earth," she decided.

When I pulled into the Mess Hall, there were dozens of ladies milling about, "Didn't you women read your handbooks? It says clearly, you will approach the queen and receive a blessing, does it not?"

"We didn't want to disturb you, Majesty!" on woman exclaimed.

"You're in the bed with me tonight! Anyone else not want to disturb me?" I asked as the first girl dropped.

Windy jumped up saying, "Me! Ooh ME!"

"You are punished for life. In bed for life," I already sentenced her, years ago, "Heidi, send Mayahuel to me please?"

Mayahuel came skidding into the room, and accidentally into my arms, "There you are, honey!"

"What can I do for my loving Dolly?" Mayahuel asked.

'You can tell these morons why it is important to seek my blessing," I requested.

"Oh, you mean, when I was dead!" she admitted, "If Dolly blesses you and you accidentally die, she can bring you back! Unblessed, you are dead. Blessed, alive again, get it?"

"Form two lines, bend over with you butts bared and I will slap your blessed asses!" I ordered.

Windy screamed, "NOW!"

You have never seen so many women drop trowel faster in your life!

"Windy, you check for fur burger!" I told her as I walked down the aisle slapping jiggly butts the whole way.

"You're cosigned to a refresher and permanent hair removal... You've earned a smooth gash for life, get to it! Next bitch with the crotch of a five year old for life is Y. O. U.!" she went along behind me pronouncing sentence to those who did not follow instructions.

As I finished my butt slapping I announced, "If you haven't followed any other instructions in your handbook and I find out, I just may find a real punishment other that slapping your beautiful jiggly butts... now Windy take me, because I'm so hot, I might fuck all these lightweights to death!"

Windy snatched me up, made me orgasm, and cover all the dumb bitches in Dolly juice, as she carted me off for a royal fucking.

The orgy we left behind would be spoken of in admiring whispers for a long time. It was hailed as one of the most epic lezathons of all time, outside of my boudoir.

Mayahuel screamed, "I'm stuck to the queen's face!" and she scurried after Windy and I.

No one else in the room noticed as most of them had tongues, fists, and dildos stuffed in another girl near her. (Where the hell they found dildos was never determined.)

The royal boudoir was nothing but an average four hour screw for the professional orgasmers.

Xtah was able to return for the last three hours of our romp and supplied Heidi with some unique repair parts. (She promptly replicated these and placed them in stock.)

AT breakfast after a quick trip through the refresher and dress in gold spandex I perambulated into the Mess Hall to a standing ovation, "What's all this?"

"We celebrate the love of our queen!" one of the lovelies I left in lesbian bliss.

The girl who was sentenced to my boudoir stumbled in after me saying, "I'm ruined! There is no greater orgasm than one given by Dolly. I still cannot focus my eyes and can barely walk!"

Doctor Ixazalvoh scurried in, "Honey, you only had three tubes of life paste! You need at least four and maybe a shot of adrenaline." She administered the remedies and the girl was able to slump into a chair and eat breakfast.

Her peers were asking her about her experience and she could only tell them, "Un-fucking real..."

"How many times did you orgasm?"

"Lost count at 62..." she mumbled.

"Did Windy do you?"

"Only thirteen times... I think," she answered.

"What do you plan on doing today?"

"I'm going to build a shrine to Dolly and sleep in it..." she mumbled.

That made all the girls laugh.

"Heidi... how are you coming with the shrine?" she drowsily asked.

"My congratulations on your design and it will be finished and waiting in your quarters by the time you have finished your breakfast..." Heidi remarked.

About this time, the girl made a face plant into her eggs and had to be carried to the enormous fake breasts which had become the bed in her room.

Many of her friends screamed and begged Heidi to make beds just like it for them. I quickly became one of the bestselling products on Ka'an and 'Sleep Country USA' ^tm begged for rights to produce it on earth.

"Heidi, did you turn that Pirate junk into a reef yet?" I asked.

"Yo-ho-ho, fifteen men on a dead man's chest!" she replied.

"Arrgh!" I replied.

"We are at present towing the derelict fishing vessel towards the Eastern Alliance. There are technicians swarming all over it and I have been fabricating parts to bring it up to your standards as fast as I can," she answered.

"What is Xtah's evaluation of its prospects?" I asked.

"That was better Dolly! It didn't even drop me to my knees! The ship will be completely viable. It's almost up to Zager Slayer's specs. I can have it operational by the time we make port. Are you going to be able to find a transport receiving station?" she asked.

"Heidi, what would it take for you to create a receiving station for a fishing vessel?" I asked as I tried to evaluate our capabilities.

"I can make one but I will need quite a bit more raw material, Dolly," she informed me.

"Is there somewhere in the Eastern Alliance you can obtain the material you need?" I inquired.

"If I can scrap four or five of their broken dories that should be enough," she admitted.

"Heidi, call Nai please."

"Yes Queen Dolly, what can, I do for you?" she responded.

"May I have five of your broken and nonfunctional dories to make a receiving station for your fishing vessel?" I asked.

She broke down crying and then said, "How could you even feel you need to ask? Goddess we would give you half the town for such a boon!"

"I do not take from the people. If you give me those, I give you better, that is 'The Way' of 'The One'," I flatly stated.

"Dolly... I didn't transmit it, I swear! The last video clip with you stating, 'The Way of The One', went to all receivers planetwide," Heidi apologized.

"Show me the response in Dollyville, please Heidi," I put to her.

Women holding candles and singing covered the square, ladies hugging and men being held and kissed, without being molested as far as the video showed.

"Switch to the Eastern Alliance," I asked.

We saw the shore of the harbor piled high with what appeared to be everything the women in town owned.

"I am so proud of my people," Nai cried.

"I am so annoyed with your people," I countered.

"Why...?" she asked.

"I told them that I do not take from them. If they had a couple of junked dories on the banks, I would be much happier," I sighed.

"I will handle the people Dolly. I will find a way to get them to take their possessions home and get them to realize that you are not rejecting their prized possession as if they are not worthy. You are simply giving them Ka'an and some incredible new lingerie," Nai stated.

"What do you think they are offering me, Nai?" I asked.

"Family heirlooms, precious stones, things they feel would please you," Nai replied.

"Heidi, scan the offerings and identify anything which might be more important to the mission, than it would be to the lady who is now in possession of it, please," I decided on a whim.

"Most everything they are offering, are home conveniences, broadcast receivers, entertainment devices, statues, furnishings, and one lady is offering the power plant from her home," Heidi informed me.

"Nai, could you, take these things from women who need them so much?" I asked with trepidation, "I know that it would make them feel good for a while, but what would I do with them and if I kept anything, every time I looked at it I would see the happy face of the woman giving it to me and then see her sad when she saw where the item used to sit, or that poor woman shivering in the cold and dark without her power plant. I cannot do that. Queens and royalty have been taking from their people for too long. If they want to give me something, I'll take their love, I'll take their support, and I'll take their lust, everything else if off the table!"

Nai strapped herself to my face and would hardly let me up for breath.

"If she would punch her fist through my guts, I'd be doing that myself!" Jared swore.

Therefore, as soon as Nai let me breathe I snogged, Jarred so well, he shuddered, shot his load, and went down like a redwood. (Windy caught him giggling up a storm)

"Jared will cherish this moment as long as he lives!" Nai screamed, jumped up and down, and hugged the stuffing out of me.

"Somebody get him cleaned up, dressed in a big white wedding dress and bring him to the Mess Hall so we can marry him to Nai," I snickered.

Gwen punched me in the arm but snickered and told me, "He's going to be pissed..."

"We'll just tell him the ladies haven't had a wedding with a man for so long, they didn't know how to dress him... That and Sam had to wear one like it to get married, so why wouldn't he...?" I answered.

"You just better hope no wedding photos get back to his buddies..." she stated, "Queen or no Queen, he'll wind up getting killed, and I'm not losing my brother to a prank."

"Okay... okay, make it a camo wedding dress," I acquiesced.

"Make it a camo kilt, and you're on!" she snickered.

"Done! Heidi measure up and fabricate a Camo Kilt for Jared to be married in," I commanded, "All appropriate accoutrements for a proper highland wedding."

"Well, now if the wedding pictures get out, he's got nothing to complain about. He can claim it is Clan McBride! What's it too yah?" I offered in a Scottish brogue.

"Aye like it too!" she answered like an Irish Spring commercial.

"That's Irish... are you planning on getting bombed?" I snickered.

"Why not, I only have one brother and he's about to become a governor!" she sniffed.

"Windy, are you going to leave an amazon or two to keep that idiot from getting a warm slit between his thighs?" I asked her.

"My amazons are needed here for security and to make reports to the royal court, as well and to try to keep the dick on your knight safe," she teased.

"You just make sure that her people know that he doesn't enter a building or enclosed structure that women haven't scouted first. Maybe remind him from time to time by replacing his jockeys with a pair for silk panties...?" I insisted.

"Forget it, if he earns them, then we welcome him to womanhood and hope we have big enough bras to fit him," Gwen decided. "You are not responsible for everyone!"

"I took the job! I am responsible! The bust stops here!" I replied.

"I swear to Dolly, that I didn't transmit that! Honest! It transmitted itself!" Heidi swore.

"What are you fretting about now, Heidi?" I asked.

A 3-D display of Dollyville and one of Kaminaljuyu arose from my breasts. Weeping women on their knees with hand held above their heads shaped as cups, "What the hell are they doing?"

"They hope for but feel unworthy of the bounty bestowed upon them," Meka translated the scene we were observing.

"At this rate, I'm going to have to boff the whole damn planet before I can get these hero worshipers to calm down..." I sighed.

"It hasn't stopped me..." Nai admitted.

"Me either," Nimla agreed.

"I would end a continent of non-believers," Windy emphatically stated.

"So all the sex is a waste of time...?" I verified.

"You have to be joking...?" Nai claimed.

"No, don't give up those amazing sessions! They only prove it more!" Nimla exclaimed.

"I'd be in sex withdrawals the next day!" Meka decided.

When we arrived in the harbor, we witnessed no offerings on the shore, simply women posed with their hands above their head, eyes downcast.

"That's enough of this!" I decided as I left Heidi and walked into the crowd, "You are blessed! You are blessed!" I repeated as I walked through, touching the up-thrust hands as I walked through.

Every damn one of them passed out! When I had finished knocking them all out, I yelled at the crowd, "WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PUSSY GIRLS!"

I discovered that one could be nose fucked into unconsciousness!

"I am never washing my face!" one girl declared loudly.

"I have the queen's own fluids covering me from head to toe! I will not bathe until I reek!" one woman swore.

"My sinuses are full of the queen! I have had five vision quests and... ooh I'm going...!" she screeched.

"My vagina won't stop quivering! I'm going to orgasm aga..." she was cut off as she spasmed.

"Speak harm of my queen and I shall end you with ducks!" one crazed woman exclaimed with relish.

Windy had to chime in with, "That has to be the most diabolical way to die ever conceived!"

"Yah, death by quacking up..." I added.

"Nibbled to death by cats!" Gwen added.

"These girls have virtually no chance of knowing about Babylon V!" I admonished.

"Ambassador Mollari," Meka started.

"Vir Cotto," Windy added.

"There comes a time..." Xtah started.

"You girls have really gotten into the Sci-Fi, haven't you?" I remarked.

"Robbie, I must have a new dress, right away!" Meka stated.

"Where have you been? I've beamed and beamed." Windy quoted.

"Morbius. You wanted me to make a choice. Now you've chosen for me." Xtah added to the equation.

"You still think she's immune? She's joined herself to me, body, and soul!" Heidi finished for the others. "Such a fable to warn of the Ka'anian disaster, there never was on our world," Heidi sniffed.

"Maybe 'Forbidden Planet' should be required viewing on Ka'an," I wondered.

"It's the bestselling video on Ka'an!" Heidi announced.

"Monsters from the Id..." I whispered.

"My poor Ka'anians... they could hardly have understood what power was destroying them," Heidi intoned in the voice of Doctor Chirakan Ixmucane.

"Damn..." every spectator breathed.

"Instead of the Id, it was jealousy that was our downfall. Jealousy is illegal on Ka'an! Everywhere, forever we must find a way to remove the emotion!" I adamantly insisted!

"The videos that you have from Doctor Ixmucane and the man who died at the Getaway are also very powerful Dolly," Meka advised.

"Make sure that Nai has copies of those," I insisted. "Makes sure everyone sees them Nai. They will tell everyone how the world was destroyed and why jealousy is illegal by edict."

"Enough of this... Heidi, how is work on the fishing vessel going?"

"Dolly... Xtah here, I have the transmitter operational and all we need is the receiver operational," Xtah chimed in.

"Should we build it in the locked building?" I wondered.

"Sure that would be perfect. The power plant is oversized and the refrigerated and frozen storage is right there. Has Heidi started on making the receiver yet?" Xtah asked.

"I've already summoned a dory to transport it, Xtah," Heidi added.

"Training...?" I asked.

"We'll be able to have some of the locals up to speed in less than a day," Xtah insisted.

"Have you begun training the local fisherwomen to crew aboard the fishing ship?"

"Xitclalyk will be Captain of the ship and she has been busy training crew for the last five days," Xtah assured me.

"Nai, are you happy with how we are setting up your fishing operation?" I asked the local leader.

"If I could have your baby, I would in a heartbeat!" Nai shouted as she hugged the stuffing out of me.

"Well, hon. you need to attend a wedding..." I beckoned as we made our way to the Mess Hall.

Sam appeared for ten milliseconds and Nai disappeared, only to reappear fifty six seconds later fully dressed in Sam's wedding gown, "What... How did I wind up in this...?"

"The best man gave you her wedding gown. Isn't it lovely?" I asked.

"I cannot take this from the Provider of Safety and Security it is too precious of a historical item for me to wear!" she wept.

"You wear it or you will make a very powerful amazon very angry that you rejected my gift to a precious friend of my favorite wife," Sam whispered in her ear. "Moreover, it is a reproduction. My original dress was shredded."

"I am so blessed... please allow me to hug and kiss you Sam for your wonderful gift," she drippingly asked.

Sam allowed herself to be seen right in front of Nai and as she was being hugged she stated, "You take good care of my best friend! If you break his heart, I will have to come looking for you."

"If I break his heart, I promise you can have me," she insisted.

"No broken hearts! Nobody is jealous! Nobody is exclusive! Share and be shared and no broken hearts! If you become jealous, that will break my heart! You really don't want to see the queen broken hearted," I told them both.

"Oh goddess, that would break my heart and the only way out would be death..." Nai decided.

"If you die, it will break my heart even worse," I insisted.

"Paradox..." whispered Nai.

"Worse than that, since you are one of the blessed and so is Jared, I can bring you back!" I informed them, "So don't mess with threats or hurting each other, it just won't be worth it."

"Does Nimla get to be flower girl?" I asked, jumping up and down and clapping, trying to lighten up the conversation.

"Yes, that would be appropriate!" Nai determined.

"Everyone, get dressed, wedding in half an hour!" I announced. "Amazons make sure that Jared is kitted and ready! Heidi, open your main door and let in any of the locals who want to attend. All hands, this is Dolly, there will be a wedding in one half hour in the Mess Hall! All personnel are required to attend! Yes, Mayahuel, that means you too!"

After much scurrying about and confusion, we found ourselves in the Mess Hall gathered in an appropriate configuration, Jared and our crew to the right and Nai and the locals to the left. I was standing with the bride's maids and we all watched Nai glide down the aisle with Nimla holding her train.

Meka was standing in her High Priestess garb and I was wearing the appropriate ugly (tear away) dress. Nai was beautiful, Jared was nervous, and Gwen was appropriately tearful standing next to me. When everybody was ready, Meka made them promise never to be jealous, to love each other as they love the queen, and to be thoughtful and supportive of each other as the queen supports the world.