Pea Pod - Give Peas a Chance

"Judging by the color of his face and the sexual excitement in his bio-readings, it is my guess that large breasts are something he finds alluring," Heidi extrapolated.

"Dolly... you must grant me a boon..." Nai pleaded.

"Well, since my big mouth ship let Jared's cat out of the bag, how big do you want them Nai?" I agreed.

"Bigger than yours are," she asked.

"No," I refused.

"Nai, you would never be able to walk on your own," Heidi flatly stated. "If Dolly wasn't enhanced by her TK abilities she would be nearly a cripple like that pirate we enhanced!"

"You mean that pirate is left immobile?" Nai asked in shock.

"Yes, she is," Heidi informed her, "She is working in a lesbian brothel as we speak. Dolly told her if she does well that I can reduce her breasts in about five years."

"Like putting her in prison, but making it the prison of her own body. Wow that is diabolical!" Nai admitted.

So, I would recommend that you only go up to an M cup, if that isn't big enough, we can discuss going bigger. Fair enough...?" I asked.

"Okay, I'll go with the M cups. You are wise in the way of breasts queen Dolly," Nai exclaimed.

Once the robot injected Nai, she was handed a tray full of food and told that she must consume it all.

When Nai realized just how big M cups were she was grateful that she hadn't gotten what she first requested, "Goddess Dolly, how can you manage with breasts as big as you have? I can barely keep from falling over!"

"So, how do you like the sensory feedback from your boobs?" I asked.

"I have yet to try them," she insisted.

I gave her new girls a quick caress and watched her turn to Jell-O.

"Jared will have me as a sex doll! I won't be able to control myself!" Nai fretted.

"Is that really a bad thing?" I asked her.

She thought about it and then realized, "Any time he wants me, I want him, and so if he can turn me into slut jelly, he'll want me even more! No, it is not a bad thing! Thank you so much Dolly!" she squealed and hugged me.

Jared finally caught sight of the enhanced Nai and nearly drowned in his own saliva, "What happened to you my love?"

"I just wanted to make sure you find me irresistible," she gushed.

"You didn't have to do this. I already found you irresistible," he assured her.

"So you don't want to play with my boobies?" she pouted.

"How do they feel from your side?" he wondered.

"Dolly just caressed them and I nearly threw her to the ground and had my way with her," Nai admitted.

"So this makes you crazy?" he asked as he stroked her big girls.

She jumped up with her legs clamped around his waist and begged him to screw her senseless. We didn't see them for a couple of hours.

When next I did see Jared, he enthusiastically thanked me for Nai's new boobs. Apparently she is also much more orgasmic since Heidi 'The Boob Fairy" visited her.

"Dolly, if we keep giving breasts this large to the people it will reduce the amount of work which will be accomplished. Women will be unable to perform many of their jobs. If Xtah had M cups she wouldn't be able to fix all of the things she can now," Heidi moaned.

"Okay, so what we do is limit everyone to DD cups and only with royal dispensation does anyone get more. Good enough honey?" I asked.

"Can we make an occupational exception?" Heidi asked. "Maybe the queen's whores could have G cups?"

"As long as it isn't a job requirement," I insisted. "So, how much do we charge for boobs?"

"I manufacture the serum for about five Dollys," Heidi informed me.

"Is that for the DDs or the G?" I refined.

"Five Dollys for DDs and five point two for Gs," she stated.

So, charging twenty Dollys for DDs and twenty five for Gs would make a decent profit after distribution costs and such?" I asked.

"I would go double that Dolly."

"Okay, so how much for America?" I asked.

"About ten thousand dollars a dose," she surmised, "That includes pushing it by the FDA, the insurance against litigiousness, and marketing to doctors."

"So what is the exchange rate at the moment?" I inquired.

"About two Dollars to the Dolly," she answered.

"How much can we offer it for it, in Mexico?"

"Given our relationship with the government there, I'd say we could offer it for maybe five hundred dollars American with one third of that going to the government," she calculated.

"See if we can grab Maria and bring her here for a demonstration please Heidi," I asked sweetly as I finally entered the locked building/fish market with Nimla in tow.

The display cases for fish were lined up and ready to present the catch, Xtah was finishing the installation of the new fish re-heater, "Xtah, how has E Alom been doing on integrating the restarting of body functions after transport?"

"She tested it on several different animals at Heidi's insistence," Xtah related.

"Make sure that someone who is familiar with the transported animal evaluates its behavior after transport before you test it on a person," I remarked.

"Genius!" Xtah insisted. "It wouldn't do to get someone through if they came out without memory or training!"

"I just want to protect my people and if some volunteer goes through that thing and comes out mindless I will have a hard time forgiving myself if we didn't do everything we could do to see that it is as safe as we can," I agreed. "Good call on the preliminary testing Heidi."

"Thank you mother," Heidi replied and you could almost hear the pride and embarrassment in her voice.

"What kind of packaging do you usually sell your fish in?" I asked Nimla.

"The women usually just carry their fish home," she answered.

"Heidi, is there some kind of environmentally friendly bag we can put fish in so women can carry their purchase home without winding up smelling all fishy?" I asked.

"Sure, I can put together a mess of bags that will oxidize within three days after you put the fish in it," she answered, "You know they could use something like this in Dollyville, Yula, and Laguinita."

"That's crazy, women walking all over the towns carrying a big stinky fish? Why hasn't anybody at least wrapped them in newspaper?" I ranted.

"What's a newspaper?" Nimla asked.

"Heidi, once you've made up a bunch of bags for here, put some manufacturing system back in Dollyville on making up a bunch more for everywhere please," I decided.

"Another invention..." Nimla remarked.

"I didn't invent the bag and I didn't invent whatever Heidi plans to make them out of, all I did was point out a need," I told her.

"You came up with the solution too," she pointed out.

"Whatever..." I sighed, "What kind of accounting system are you using?"

"I just keep the money in a box and use it to buy fish and then when I sell the fish for more than I paid for it I put that money in the box," she told me.

"Heidi..." I sighed.

"I can put together a computer system to do the accounting but it might take a long time to teach her to use it," Heidi offered.

"You'd think this locked place would have some kind of intelligent systems in it you could repurpose. I mean what the hell was this building for with refrigeration systems this big anyway?" I ranted.

"It was, a local, produce storage," Heidi meekly answered.

"They didn't have an inventory system or any kind of tracking of inventory?" I shook my head in disbelief.

Xtah took off as if I shot her from a canon, "Dolly, I am bringing up the building's systems, see if you can find a display up there somewhere."

Nimla and I began wandering around the huge building and peeking into closed rooms when I heard her shriek, "I found something..."

A stairway which hadn't been visible until Xtah brought the control systems online had opened up. I went to walk down the stairs and Windy stopped me dead, "Wait until my amazon checks it out first."

"It's safe but you aren't going to like it," Windy told me as we descended the stairs.

When we entered the room, at the bottom of the stairs there were three skeletons grinning at us wearing male clothing, and a note left on a counter near, the control system.

I picked up the note and read it aloud, "We three men will not die as women. We are men and we die as men!"

I looked at Windy and asked, "So why would I not like this?"

"More men who died because of jealousy..." Windy prompted.

"These? These were not men. These were cowards. They were afraid to be managed as a productive resource, or possibly live as women. Suicide is a cowardly act," I vehemently replied. "Clear out this crap and bury them or not, I do not care."

"You heard the queen, clear these cowards out of here!" Windy declared as she picked up one set of bones and flashed up the stairs to dispose of it.

"Weren't you kind of harsh?" Nimla stated.

"Could you see Jared kill himself because he was afraid he might wind up turned into a woman? Or that he might wind up having to service a whole lot of women for a really long time? Next time you see him, ask him his opinion of these three," I counseled. "Better yet, go and ask Sampson if he regrets coming on this mission or if he would have rather, had killed himself."

Sampson popped in and looked her square in the eye, "The answer is no! I am no coward! Dolly called this right, those were not men! Those are cowards! I am a warrior, man, woman, whatever the goddess decides, I protect the weak!"

Nimla's eyes were as big as a twenty dollar gold piece, "Wow..."

"Now you might begin to understand those mercenaries I brought and this was the best of them," I informed her.

Sam started crying, so I hugged her, "It's the hormones hon. You'll get used to them."

"I never knew that you thought of me that way," she sobbed.

"Now you just have to live up to it..." I teased.

"I will always do my best," Sam confirmed.

"Try to control that ripping arms off thing better though. I do not want to have to kill you," I told her.

She laughed, "It will not happen again. I do not wish to end as a smear on Heidi's bulkhead."

When it came into my head to think of what we should do next Xtah hollered down the stairs, "I'm coming!" She slipped up to the screen, began working, and declared, "Fucking cowards!"

"What's the matter hon," I asked.

"Those pricks locked this place down so the women in town couldn't use it to keep their fresh produce stored. They tried to leave a code bomb to wipe out this system but I neutralized it before it could do any damage. We can use this for inventory and accounting, which is what it was essentially designed to do," Xtah decided, "Nimla, who is the oldest in your village?"

"Sak K'uk is the eldest in the village," Nimla admitted.

"Somebody bring her..." Xtah asked.

There was an upside down woman hanging near me within a couple minutes, "How the hell did I get here?"

"Amazon, please right my guest," I said shaking my head, "You girls need to learn better manors. Sorry Sak K'uk we wanted to ask you some questions about this place and thought you might know something."

"The locked storehouse... how did you get in?" she whispered.

"You are standing next to the second greatest engineer on Ka'an," I told her.

"Xtah...?" she whispered.

"Do I know you?" she asked.

"I taught you about computer systems..." she prompted.

"Professor K'uk?" she shrieked and hugged her. "The Pea Pods got you, but I'm so glad you're still alive! I want to introduce you to my best friend! This is Queen Dolly Anne Gift from God Gordon!"

"The Queen...?" she dropped to the floor.

"Professor K'uk, if you don't stand up she will become very cross and probably make you spend four hours orgasming," Xtah warned her.

Sak K'uk stood and looked at me warily.

I snuggled in for a squirmy hug and said, "Any friend of Xtah's is a friend of the Royal wives!" I must give the woman credit. She didn't faint or resist the hug.

Sak K'uk simply looked Xtah square in the eyes and remarked, "She is 'The One!'"

"Keep it up Dolly she's just about to orgasm..." Xtah informed me.

Sak K'uk twitched and spasmed in my arms, "Ugh allgyic."

"I like her! Can we keep her Xtah?" I asked.

Xtah was laughing her ass off and when she could breathe she told me, "Professor K'uk is thinking that she would be honored."

"Xtah... you read my mind? No wonder you always did well on your tests," she assumed.

"I only became telepathic two months ago when the queen expanded my brain," she confessed.

"'The One...' if she wants me, she can have me," she sighed.

"Well before you go all nymphomaniac on me, can you help me set this system up for inventory control of a fish monger?" Xtah asked.

"It was so good... I haven't orgasmed for years, honey," she admitted as she stood and began punching buttons on the system.

Nimla told me, "Sak K'uk has been somewhat of a hermit. She sometimes buys fish from me but she doesn't usually frequent the whorehouse."

"It has been very hard to make a living. No one needs a master programmer anymore," she admitted.

"Heidi, do we have a need for a master programmer?" I asked.

"This is Beth, what is it Dolly?"

"Can you use a master programmer and professor?" I asked.

"You found Professor K'uk, didn't you... you fink!" she screeched.

"You were looking for her?" I asked.

"I've had half the amazons on the damn planet looking for him!" she swore. "We need him to help bring half the systems of the planet back online!"

"Well, she's standing about two feet from me helping to bring a system back online after having a stunning orgasm," I informed my harried wife.

"Why the hell didn't I think of that? I need to have way more sex with my recruits!" she sighed.

I could hear Sak K'uk chuckling as she worked.

"Are you happy Professor K'uk? Do you want to join 'The One' to resurrect our world?" Xtah asked.

Sak K'uk fell to her knees and sobbed, "The greatest queen of all time? I'm not worth much, but she can have all of me!"

"Don't you dare belittle on of my subjects! Every one of my people is worth my life and I will not have you denigrate one of them," I chastised her, but held her to my bosom as I did.

"Did you know the cowards we found inside here?" I asked.

"Those morons...? Hell they were colleagues at the university. They got this stupid idea that it was better to be dead than female. Why the hell they decided to keep this facility from being used I have no idea," she admitted.

"Do you think you know anybody who can teach Nimla how to run a business?" I asked her.

She looked over at Nimla, then back at me, then at Xtah, then back at me, "You are the queen, so I must answer. Nimla's only real asset is that she is the daughter of the governor. She is not very bright but pleasant to deal with. It would be much better to have someone else run the business end and have Nimla deal with the public for which she has a talent."

Nimla was looking a bit crushed until the last part of what Professor K'uk told me.

"I'm sorry Nimla, but even before I asked, I pretty much knew what her answer was going to be. Would you object to having someone else running all those boring numbers and management tasks?" I asked her, trying to put a good spin on it.

Nimla just shook her head.

"Professor K'uk, who in town would you, put in charge of the management duties?" I asked her.

"Nai has brilliant management skills and understands monetary considerations," she answered.

"Do you think she can manage the business and the government?" I further pushed the parameters.

"She won't have to spend more than a few hours a week dealing with this place and Nimla can handle the local sales while she can have that beast of hers transport the rest to the surrounding towns," she added.

"Hey, don't call my friend Jared a beast..." I objected.

"That's the most, studly male I've seen for centuries! I meant it in a good way," she explained.

"Actually, I think he'd be flattered to be called 'The Beast'," I chuckled. (Just don't tell Stan Lee...)

"Hey did you forget about me?" Beth prompted.

"Professor K'uk, would you care to make a quick journey to Dollyville when you finish here?" I asked.

"I have no idea where Dollyville is and how you get your breasts to talk," the professor admitted.

The hologram of Heidi popped up above Sissy and Jiggles and she said, "Hi, I'm Heidi, the first Sentient AI on two planets. You are listening to the communicator brassiere and communicating with Beth Gordon in Dollyville, the historic capital of Ka'an."

"The capital of Ka'an is called..." she started.

Windy popped in with her hand on his throat and said, "Don't say it Professor! The same city is Dollyville, future and past!" She disappeared with a pop.

"Damn... the Amazonian! The next thing I know the High Priestess will appear and I'll know I have passed from the world!" she declared.

"No such luck Professor. My wives, including the Queen, The One, are all as real as the bra you are wearing," Meka assured her.

"What is a bra...?" she was getting lost.

"Feel your chest honey," I prompted.

"This is a wonderful garment! How did I come to be wearing it?" she asked.

"The High Priestess is an amazon and she put one on you so you can talk to everyone else that is wearing one," I informed her.

"So I can talk to Nai if I want to?" she asked.

"Not right now you can't she's indisposed," Heidi informed her.

"What if it's important?" she asked.

"You may submit your need to one of royal rank to determine the urgency for emergency override," Heidi assured her.

"So if the queen says that it is important enough you will put my call through?" she verified.

"Certainly," Heidi told her.

"I need to talk to Nai, queen Dolly," she asked.

"What is so urgent that you need her now?" I asked.

"She needs to give me a password that I can input into the system so she will have access," the professor affirmed.

"That can wait. Nai is on an important mission for the queen at the moment. She will be available in approximately an hour," I assured her.

"Oh, a mission for the queen that would be important," the professor agreed. "Maybe while we wait Xtah can show me what modifications she has made to this storage facility."

Xtah took the professor up to the transporter receiver and told her what it was, "Has there been a technological revolution? The last one of these I saw was five times bigger and would have required the power plant to have been upsized!"

"The queen invented this version. It does the job, needs less power and is substantially smaller," Xtah informed the Professor.

"The queen out thought E Alom in matter receiver reassembly design?" Sak K'uk screeched.

"Not only that, the system self-stores the catch," she added with a smirk.

"Wow... even Nimla can operate this!" she whispered.

"The queen invented it..." Xtah snickered.

"Damn..."

Xtah whipped out a plastic bag and handed it to the professor.

"What is this?"

"This is what you bring your fish home in," Xtah told her with a smile.

"No more having to wear the smelly fish dress to get food?" she asked wide eyed.

"Dolly thought it would be convenient," Xtah laughed.

"What happens to the bag later?" the professor wondered.

Xtah smiled and replied, "It evaporates two days later."

"Brilliant!"

"The queen though it was best..." Xtah laughingly replied.

"What method do you use to preserve the catch?" Sak K'uk asked.

"That's the beauty of the queen's design, the fish comes in at zero degrees kelvin," Xtah was almost laughing so hard she couldn't breathe.

"Diabolical..." breathed the professor.

"She even made it possible for people to transport!" Xtah tossed in for effect.