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sarahhh
sarahhh
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another best seller,Sarah
04/13/08 by mccubs2 in Canada
You just keep on making me cum with your super sexy stories..As usual you have something of everything here,from hetero to gay/lesbian (thats the best part for me!)You and your girl friends always have such great sex and its a big turn on for me..thanks for keeping me cumming,Sarah with your ever present sense of humour..Mike

ANOTHER HOT STORY SRAH !!
04/13/08 by tittysucker in Tennessee, U S S
Sarah..... I Beat My Meat & Cum TWICE While Reading This!!! As Always, Your an Exciting writer, A Damn Fine Slut Sarah!! i can't wait to read your next story.....About the Tit's!! You know me Sarah, i LOVE Nice Tit's!! Hot Story Sarah Girl, Keep Up The Good Work & Keep Us UP!!

Yummy
04/12/08 by Gobirds in USA
I jerked off 13 times to this hot story written by an extreme hottie! Keep them (and me) cumming your gorgeous-ness.

Now tittysucker I believe did get rather aroused and probably did cum twice. But 13 times for Gobirds? That's sounds more like the male multi-orgasmic response I was talking about for RULE 5.

RULE 9: Give 'em some stroke.

There is one more rule if all else has failed to pimp your PCs. It is quite self-explanatory, so I'll just list it.

RULE 10: Flash your tits and promise oral sex.

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sarahhhsarahhhalmost 16 years agoAuthor
Hey Anonymous

I apologize for taking so long to respond to your damn comment. I wish you’uns had names like scouries or BOSTONFICTIONWRITER (Literotica’s two most entertaining authors/personalities) so I knew who I was talking at. You see, “Anonymous” has no credibility with me. I can’t tell what you’ve posted in the past, who your favorites are (quite revealing), how many contests you’ve won, etc. An old French porn site? The only thing I know about an old French porn site is somebody said that’s where scouries’ av came from on his “The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars . . .” thread. Now that “somebody” has a user name. So you see, Anonymous, I can assign credibility (zero) to that person, who also said that I am scouries. Well, the Nude Day Contest starts soon. I wonder what “dirty tricks” the Lit regime has planned for me this time. Did I ever tell you about the time . . .

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 16 years ago
nice story

loved it. Keep writing you piss off ass w/o a name

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 16 years ago
don't forget...

...to answer every damn comment with one of your own so that you have twice as many as you would have otherwise had. Oh, yeah, and promise titty pics to anyone that comments and then steal a pic from an old French porn site to send them. Who cares if you can't write your way out of a paper bag, right?

sarahhhsarahhhalmost 16 years agoAuthor
Talk about hilarious comments

I just noticed this one on my story "Breastfeeding My Brother" that was posted a couple days ago: "Jizzer-me-timbers!

05/30/08 by Anonymous in Kablagofuckyourselfstan

Oh my God! I got so thirsty, I had to drink a gallon of milk after reading this. Yum! One little critique, if I'm permitted, you should have let him eat your asshole. I hear there are LOADS of vitamins in that. And why didn't you let Larry get in on the action? That would've made a great threeway: baby dick, "breasty" brother, and deformed-titee auntie! Gimme! My most bonorific moment was when your crackwhore mother told you about the many vitamins in goo soup. Hydrogen, zinc, copper, herpes, vitamin shit, peanut butter, keep going, please, I'm almost there! Oh, sorry, I got a little carried away. Please write many more like this with lots of boobjuice, creamy goodness, fart face, vaginal belching, and poo! Kisses! -Phantom Peewee" LOL!!! I don't know who this Phantom Peewee is I don't think. Hey, maybe it's scouries or BOSTONFICTIONWRITER jerking my chain. Those two dudes are so funny!!! Just check out their stories if you don't believe me.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 16 years ago
can't believe how good you are

I have not read one story from your pen that I didn't just love

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