Princess Gives It Away

bydab10©

Now by the pre-nup I should have got the dog but I let her keep it, I even send her a hundred a month for maintenance for the dog. That wouldn't even cover a quarter of one grooming the dog use to have.

They are getting by at a lower middle-class income with no maid, the horror of it all.

And the kicker came about a month later when I got a phone call at work.

"Frank, Sue is on the phone for you," my secretary said.

With more than a bit of curiosity, I picked up the phone, "Yes Sue?"

"Frank, I'm pregnant," she said.

OMG, I forgot that I did that with the pills.

"Oh Sue that is great," I said with enthusiasm, "You will give birth to your own brother or sister."

She broke down and I hung up.

I picked up the phone, "George we are going out to celebrate revenge and I will tell you the funniest bit that I forgot to tell you."

The End

note i changed a bit after BarneyR got through with this and all mistakes are mine

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by Ib_Says08/13/17

Isn't incest illegal?

Considering that there was proof they should probably have been charged for the incest.
Sems weird that they weren't.

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by Anonymous05/31/17

Alienation of affection? Come on !

Put this in a story and you immediately label yourself as stupid. Unless the couple is in S.Dakota, Utah, Hawaii, N Carolina, Mississippi or New Mexico, the injured party can't sue because the law is nomore...

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by Anonymous05/21/17

nice one but not realistic

first of all I would like to apologize for my bad English because I am not an English speaker
I think this is a good story but not realistic at all , because if she is having an affair with her father,more...

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by Anonymous03/23/17

The Title Twist Almost Saves The Day

Almost, but not quite.

Of course, this is comedy. Right? One hates to be a spoil sport but shouldn't there be at least a modicum of palpable feeling between them? Otherwise, what's the point?

Takingmore...

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