Royal Rumble Gang Bang 2012

"Indeed they do, what a great surprise that was for the WWE Universe..." Josh Mathews says while in the ring Brodus, Cameron and Naomi proceed to get dressed. "Now coming up next is..." Josh doesn't get to finish his thought as the familar sound of a 1950s rock piano begins to play in the arena.

**Whoa... Baby!**

"Now wait a minute Josh...that music sounds familiar! It can only mean one thing...and yes it is! It's WWE Hall of Famer, Mae Young!" Matt Striker says excitedly into the headset as the legendary and prowling Mae Young, dressed in her pink bathrobe comes out onto the stage.

"And... oh no... it seem she has on just a bathrobe!" Josh Mathews replies in horror while Brodus and the Funkadactyls leave the ring and walk up the entrance ramp towards the trailblazing legend.

"Oh, Josh! This is great! Mae Young is a true legend!" Matt Striker says before he pauses "And...wait a minute...is Mae Young setting her sights on the Funkasaurus?"

"Hey, what up momma?" Brodus asks Mae Young when he reaches the top of the entrance ramp.

Mae Young raises her hands up and starts to shake her hips from side to side "If you've looking to get funky...don't forget about me!"

Brodus raises an eyebrow and then looks at Cameron and Naomi, before he smiles at Mae Young, "If you can get funky... I'm not gonna forget about ya..." Brodus says.

Naomi and Cameron both exchange looks with each other, before Naomi places her hands onto her hips and looks at Brodus. "Ummm...Funkasaurus, just what in the hell are ya'll talkin' about?"

"She wants to show me how she gets funky...and you know me, I don't want anybody callin' my momma saying I've been mean or anything... ya dig?" Brodus replies with a smile.

Cameron bites down on her bottom lip and looks at Brodus Clay "Ummm...are you sure about this, Brodus?"

"Yeah I'm sure... how bad can be it to see her shake her groove thing..." Brodus replies.

"Come here big boy!" Mae Young says before she reaches forward and grabs the waistline of his singlet.

******

In the interview area backstage, Jerry 'The King' Lawler stands with a microphone, "Hello WWE Universe, coming up shortly is my favorite match of the year, the Royal Rumble Gang Bang... now the Divas that are competing tonight are nearly ready... and hey.. woo hoo... there's Kelly Kelly! Kelly come here..." Jerry says as he waves for Kelly to come over to the interview area.

"Hey King! How's it going?" Kelly asks with a sweet smile, dressed in metallic blue short wrestling shorts and matching top.

"Woo... I'm glad I'm not ice cream otherwise I'd be a puddle on the floor standing this close to you..." Jerry says with a smile, "But I got to be a little serious... Kelly... you have come so close in recent years to winning the Rumble... do you think, that this year will be the one where you win it all?"

Kelly smiles and nods her blond haired head "Yeah...I think this might be my year...I'm ready!"

"You certainly look ready..." Jerry smiles, "Any thoughts on having multiple chances to go one on one with The Rock, who is joining in on the action for the first time ever?"

Kelly smiles and blushes "Not going to lie, I'm really looking forward to that..."

"I better let you continuing to get ready for the Rumble... best of luck Kelly," Jerry says.

Kelly smiles "Thanks King..."

*******

**We're In The Middle Of It...**

In the ring, Curt Hawkins, wearing red and black wrestling pants, and Tyler Reks, wearing red and black wrestling trunks, stand as if they have no particular place to go as Curt Hawkins's theme music plays in the arena

"Ladies and gentlemen we do apologize for the delay, Hawkins and Reks have commandeered the ring..." Josh Mathews says.

"It's nothing knew... the WWE Universe knows these two cause nothing but problems on NXT..." Matt Striker says.

Curt Hawkins smirks as he raises a microphone to his mouth, "Awww is everyone waiting for the Rumble to start... well deal with it... Tyler and I aren't going anywhere because we have not been invited to participate..."

"That's right," Tyler Reks says into his own microphone, "The WWE has chosen to once again over look us, and give our two spots... to two scrubs from NXT... Percy Watson and Derrick Bateman..."

"What did they do to deserve a spot in the Rumble? Answer... NOTHING!" Curt Hawkins says just as Snooki appears on the Titantron.

"Yo....Hawkins, Reks....up here...good glad I got your attention now" Snooki says as she stands backstage.

"We ain't leaving this ring till we get what we deserve!" Tyler Reks says into his microphone.

"That right! We demand you change the Rumble to include us!" Curt Hawkins adds.

"Whoa...whoa...whoa...listen...where I come from at the Jersey Shore, all ya douche bags are lookin' for is a beat down..." Snooki says before she pauses and nods her head "But look...fellas...I get it...ya want in the action, I'm totally cool with that.."

"See Tyler, she's not what some drunk umpa lumpa..." Curt says with a smirk.

"Yes she is... and I stand by what I said until we see some results..." Tyler replies

Snooki presses her lips together and narrows her eyes slightly "So ya boys want to party?"

"You got that right... I'm the party starter of the WWE!" Curt Hawkins answers.

"Good...cause I was walkin' around backstage and I found the perfect opponent for the both of ya...in fact this mean momma just got herself medically cleared!"

Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins exchange looks before a gong sounds followed by some laughter. "Oh boy... is it who I think it is?" Matt Striker asks as Kharma steps onto the stage.

"It's Kharma! She's back!" Josh Mathews adds complete surprise while in the ring, Tyler and Curt both try to push the other in front of themselves as Kharma begins to make her way to the ring.

The fierce Kharma stalks her way to the ring with her cold eyes locked on Hawkins and Reks.

"This was all your idea, you face her!" Curt Hawkins yells at Tyler Reks.

"Bullshit!" Tyler yells back at Curt as Kharma reaches the ring steps and takes her time climbing them.

Kharma presses her lips firmly together as she stares ahead at Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks before she proceeds to enter the ring. Kharma raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks at the duo.

"Fuck this..." Curt says as he manages to step behind Tyler and he shoves him towards Kharma.

Kharma powerfully extends her left arm out and clocks Tyler Reks with a vicious clothesline which sends him onto his back.

"Wow! What a clothesline! Reks looks to be down and out!" Matt Striker says while in the ring, Curt Hawkins trips over his own feet as he is about to step through the ring ropes.

"Looks like Hawkins has gotten caught in the ropes... and Kharma is moving in for the kill..." Josh Mathews says as Kharma stalks the blond haired New Yorker.

Kharma reaches forward with the right hand and grabs a handful of Hawkins's blond hair before she stands him up forcibly and turns him around to face her.

"Hey... hey... I have no problem with you..." Curt Hawkins says as he holds his hands up as Kharma locks eyes with him.

Kharma tilts her slightly and wickedly smirks before she places both of her hands onto Curt Hawkins's throat and lifts up him impressively into the air before she sends him crashing back down the mat, delivering a double handed chokeslam.

"And Hawkins is down and out! What a chokeslam!" Josh Mathews yells into his headset.

"Clearly Curt Hawkins's party got stopped by Kharma!" Matt Striker adds before pausing, "Josh...I have an idea, why don't you go and get an exclusive interview with Kharma?"

Josh looks wide-eyed at Matt, "No thanks... but since you thought of it... you go do it..."

******

In the Divas locker room, Layla has finished preparing herself for the main event as her former BFF and LayCool teammate Michelle McCool approaches her, "Well well... if it isn't Layla... looking to use the Rumble to get back in the spotlight that you stole from me when you forgot your place..." Michelle asks with a smirk.

Layla presses her lips together and turns to face Michelle "If I remember right, the better woman won that night..."

"Oh please... I was distracted..." Michelle says quickly before smirking, "And it's not like you got to 'enjoy' it...how's the knee? Still having trouble getting down on all fours?" Michelle asks mockingly before she starts to make fun of Layla's injury by walking in a circle with a fake limp.

"You know 'Chelle...I hear you have no problem dropping to your knees..."

Michelle stops doing her fake limp and glares at Layla, "You know what Layla, I may enjoy a little fun every once in a while... but unlike you, I don't sleep with everyone with a pulse..."

"Sounds to me like you're just jealous...because it's clear that guys would rather be with someone truly flawless, than someone like you 'Chelle..."

"Only because I have standards..." Michelle snaps, "But you know what, I'll be the one who will win out there... and that'll show you who's flawless..."

Layla shakes her head "Not going to happen, baby...cause I'm winning"

******

"Ladies and gentlemen... it is now time... for the Royal Rumble Gang Bang!" Justin Roberts announces into his microphone, "First, to introduce the first Superstar entry, Alberto Del Rio's personal ring announcer... Ricardo Rodriguez! " Justin adds as he motions towards Ricardo who is also standing in the ring as Alberto Del Rio's entrance theme starts to play in the arena.

"Señoras y señores, que se acercan al anillo, la esencia de la excelencia, de San Luis Potosí, México ... pesa 239 libras ... Alberto ... DEL RIO!" Ricardo announces as Alberto Del Rio drives into the arena in a silver colored Prosche 911 Carrera.

"Wow Alberto is arriving in style tonight... but I thought he was injured..." Matt Striker says.

"Indeed he is, but it seems as if John Laurinaitis is allowing him to compete... let's just hope he doesn't hurt his groin any worse than it already is..." Josh Mathews says

Alberto Del Rio parks his car near the entrance stage and steps out with a microphone in his hand, "Tonight... I will show the world... that just like it was my destiny to win the Royal Rumble last year by beating thirty nine other men... that just like it was my destiny to win the WWE Championship not once... but twice... tonight, it is my destiny to become the Iron Man of the this competition... because I... am...."

**If You SMELL....What The Rock...is COOKIN'!**

With his music blaring in the arena, The Rock makes his way through the entrance curtain and makes his way down to the ring as Alberto Del Rio looks enraged, "Hey... idiot! I was talking..." Alberto yells into his microphone as he stays near his car as The Rock enters the ring where Ricardo Rodriguez is still standing

Before Ricardo realizes it, The Rock grabs him lifts him up and drops to the mat with a vicious Rock Bottom. The Rock then picks up the microphone and looks over to where Alberto Del Rio, "The Rock says this... The Rock doesn't care who you are... what you call yourself...This is the Royal Rumble Gang Bang... where it is cocks in asses.... Which is now trending world wide..." The Rock says, "And you.. .Alberto Banderas..."

"My name is..." Alberto starts to say.

"It doesn't matter what you name is!" The Rock snaps, "The Rock says , take the bottle of grease this monkey ass ring announcer uses in his hair, turn that son-of-some-bitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass... If you smell what the Rock is Cookin'!"

**You know its the Mack militant...Coming to get it on...Yeah fool, get outta my way...I'm coming, the thunder and lightning is striking...I'm inviting you on the storm...Feel the pain that I'm trying to contain...My heart is as black as the blood in my veins...**

"Now slow your roll playa..." Theodore Long says to The Rock who is in the ring before looking over at Alberto Del Rio, "And Alberto, I don't know what you pulled to be here tonight, but since you are here, you will compete.... And if you aggravate your injury you may face suspension..." SmackDown's General Manager says, "And as a special treat for the WWE Universe... we have a WWE Hall of Famer ready to compete tonight..." Long says.

**Ahhhhh...Ohhhhhh SHAWN! I think I'm cute...I know I'm sexy...I got the looks that drive the girls wild...I got the moves that really moves them...I send chills up and down their spine...I'm just a sexy boy...sexy boy...**

"Whoa! Shawn Michaels is here!" Matt Striker says, "Rebecca must be letting him out to play..."

"I wonder when Shawn will let her try her luck in the Rumble..." Josh Mathews says as Shawn makes his way to the ring as The Rock raises an eyebrow and looks at the man who cost him the WWE Championship on two separate occasions, "Matt what do you make of the way The Rock is looking at the Heartbreak Kid?"

"Josh, the animosity The Rock has towards Shawn Michaels is almost as much as the animosity he has towards John Cena... this could be a combustible situation..." Matt says as Shawn circles The Rock.

**Bow down... I'm invincible tonight... I'm alive...take a look into my eyes...**

As 'Invincible' by Adelitas Way plays in the arena, Alex Riley, Booker T, Chris Jericho, Christian, WWE Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes, World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan, Derrick Bateman, Drew McIntyre, Ezekiel Jackson, Heath Slater, Kofi Kingston, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, John Cena, Johnny Curtis, JTG, Justin Gabriel, Mason Ryan, Michael McGillicutty, Percy Watson, Randy Orton, R-Truth, Sheamus, Ted DiBiase, Trent Barreta, Tyson Kidd, Wade Barrett and Yoshi Tatsu all make their way to the ring.

"We have several first timers in the Rumble in terms of Superstars, NXT's Derrick Bateman and Percy Watson, SmackDown's Sheamus and RAW's Mason Ryan..." Josh Mathews says, "And don't forget the rule, the Superstars gang bang fifteen different Divas and the last Superstar standing will be crowned the WWE Ironman of 2012.

"And for the Divas, they enter the ring area one by one, just like the Royal Rumble tomorrow night, and the Diva that last the longest wins... however just like Royal Rumble, the number a Diva enters at is very important, because the later a Diva enters, the better the odds of winning..." Matt Striker says as the theme for Epico, Primo and Rosa Mendes begins to play in the arena.

"Entering the ring area, from San Jose, Costa Rica... Rosa Mendes!" Justin Roberts announces as Rosa steps onto the entrance stage.

"She can't be happy about entering at number one..." Josh Mathews says as he sees the scowl on Rosa's face that then turns into a smirk.

"Or is she? Counting us, there are over 30 guys here..." Matt Striker says.

Rosa Mendes presses her sultry lips together and approaches the ring, with her gorgeous hips seductively swaying from side to side. Rosa locks her sultry eyes on The Rock and proceeds to climb into the ring. "Hey papi..." Rosa says as she approaches him, with her hands on her gorgeous hips.

The Rock smirks, "The Rock can see that you want to go one on one with the great one..." The Rock says as he looks up and down at Rosa, checking her out.

"Estás maldito, ¿no lo hago"..." Rosa says as she drops down onto her knees in front of him

The Rock smirks as he lowers his wrestling trunks, freeing his massive Brahma Bull like cock, causing Rosa's mouth to water upon seeing it.

Rosa places her left hand around The Rock's massive cock and begins to work her hand up and down against his shaft, feeling him harden and grow in length.

"Mmmm..." The Rock groans as Rosa moves her left hand back and forth along the length of his cock.

"Mmmm...you like that, papi?" Rosa asks before she lowers her head and slyly slaps her wet tongue against the head of his cock.

"Ahhhh The Rock says know your role and suck the people's cock..." The Rock says with a moan as Rosa laps her tongue over the head of his shaft.

Rosa obediently nods her head and parts her lips as she takes the head of The Rock's massive cock into her mouth. With her sultry lips wrapping around his cock, the sultry Latin Diva begins to bob her head to suck his cock.

"Mmmmmm fuck..." The Rock moans as Rosa bobs her head lustfully on his cock while behind her, Shawn Michaels kneels on the mat and slides down her tight fitting black pants.

"Let's see..." Shawn says as if making a decision before guiding his cock into Rosa's tight wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Rosa moans around The Rock's cock as she places her hands onto his muscular waist as she steadily bobs her head and rocks forward on her knees with Shawn Michaels thrusting into her nicely wet snatch from behind.

"Ahhhh awww..." Shawn Michaels moans as he thrusts his cock deeply into Rosa's snatch with each of his thrusts. The Rock places his hands on Rosa's head as she takes his dick deeper into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...." The sultry Rosa Mendes moans as she steadily bobs her head on The Rock's cock, lowering her head further down, while she rocks on her knees and eagerly pushes against Shawn's cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." The Rock groans as Rosa sucks and slurps on his cock while she is getting fucked from behind by Shawn Michaels.

"Rosa is off to a fast start, taking on two legends of the WWE at once..." Josh Mathews says into his headset.

"Absolutely, this is obviously why she can't be mad at Primo or Epico for losing to the Bellas earlier tonight..." Matt Striker says as the first countdown of the night begins.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BUZZ

**Ta-Mi-NA....Ta-Mi-Na...**

"Look who it is... it's the Pacific Island Beauty Tamina!" Matt Striker says as Tamina steps out onto the stage.

Tamina Snuka, dressed in a pair of black wrestling tights and a leopard printed top, lowers herself down onto her left knee and raises her hands into the air delivering the classic "Superfly" pose to honor her WWE Hall of Fame father.

"Tamina is without question a favorite among many Superstars for how savage she can get..." Josh Mathews says into his head set as Tamina starts to make her way down the entrance ramp.

"No question about that brotha!" Matt Striker replies as he does an impression of Jimmy Snuka while Tamina approaches John Cena and Randy Orton as they stand near the ring steps.

Tamina smirks and nods her head as she reaches Cena and Orton. "Let see what ya got, brothas..."

"Is there where you break out your new catch phrase that she can see you?" Randy Orton asks Cena while lowering his own wrestling trunks.

"You've been waiting all day to say that haven't you?" Cena asks with a laugh as he lowers his jean shorts and Tamina doesn't give Orton a chance to reply when she grabs both of their huge cocks.

Tamina licks her teeth and swiftly moves her hands back and forth on the rapidly hardening cocks of Cena and Orton, before she leans her head forward and slaps her tongue against the head of Orton's cock, before doing the same to Cena.

"Mmmm damn..." Cena moans as Tamina smacks his cock with her tongue.

"Ahhhh..." Orton moans when Tamina turns her head to the same to his shaft while she's firmly stroking his and Cena's shafts.

Tamina looks up at Orton and Cena as she moves her head back and forth between their two cocks, working her savagely hot tongue against both shafts.

Back in the ring Rosa Mendes is mounted on top of Chris Jericho as Christian kneels behind her and guides his cock into her ass. "Mmmmm..." Christian moans as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Rosa's gorgeous Latin ass as she rocks on Jericho's dick.

"Ohhhhhhh...si...si...si...." Rosa moans lustfully and tilts her head back as she seductively grinds her body down on Jericho's cock, while pushing at the same time against Christian's cock.

"Awwww yeah... mmmm fuck..." Chris Jericho groans as he thrusts his shaft upward into Rosa's snatch.