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- Sally & Harry (Ed & Jo)
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Click hereAgain the Ravings of a Lunatic. I recently posted a short story call Sally & Harry on this site. i wanted a open or closed discussion of women faking orgasms. i did the short story wrong and i posted it in Non-erotic. That got me very few readers. Si I an BACK with a story very limited in scope. It is about FAKING.
So without further fanfare
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My husband does not trust me. No, I did not get caught fucking some other man. No, I have a lesbo partner. Yes, I did something very stupid. And I do not know how to fix it.
He hates movies that he calls chick flicks. I wanted to see an old favorite called 'When Harry met Sally'. He fought but I promised him a real good time. His little head won the argument. He was rather quiet during the movie. He did help with the late snack. He loaded the dishwasher and as it was the end of the Day he turned it on.
WE headed up the stairs to the bedroom. I went after him to, as I had said, show him that real good time. I did a lot. I played with him and loved him and I gave him a blowjob to end all blowjobs. I got on top and rode him for what seemed like forever. Finally he came. I faked it.
He looked at me.
"Well, well you can fake it better than Sally."
"I always though so."
He got up, went into the bathroom. I waited for him to return. I did not hear any water or any flush. I went to see why he was staying in the bath. I opened the door. He was sitting on the commode staring at the shower.
"Ed, honey, come to bed."
"Why, so you can fake it some more?"
"WHAT??!!"
"How long have you been faking it, Jo?"
"Ed, do not be silly, come to bed."
"How long have you been faking it, Jo?"
"I only do it now and then."
"I see. Well, now I know."
"Ed, it is not that big a deal. I only do it when you are finished. You almost always see to it that I cum too." This was silly of him. All women fake an orgasm now and then. Mostly it happens when they are tired and want to end the sex, Or they just want to get to sleep, Or they want to just send a awful lover home and gone, Or They want to preserve the delicate male ego. Or they do not want to tell the truth about a headache. There are a thousand reasons.
"Jo, why didn't you tell me you were faking it?"
I had no real answer for that question.
"Ed, come to bed. This time I will not fake it."
"How would I know?"
"ED!!!!!"
"Jo, how would I know? All of our 14 years that we have made love, had sex, you have been faking it. Sure just every now and then. BUT I never knew." I could see something in his eyes, not anger. I always can tell when he is mad. Certainly not lust. Hurt, I could see hurt. Like he looked when his father had died so quickly from a massive heart attack.
"Ed, please let me hold you. I will make it better."
"How many other things have you been faking, Jo?" His voice had suddenly turned a deadly cold. "The night at the VFW dance when you were gone for all that time. Where you fucking Paul?"
"Ed, NO,"
"Or that time at the company picnic when you went for that canoe ride with Bill Stahal?"
"Ed, I have never been unfaithful to you."
"No, you just fake it." He was not angry. His voice was without feeling. I had no idea what to do, what to say. I started to cry.
"Are those real tears or can you fake that too."
I turned away and slowly walked to the bed. I sat and sobbed. He followed.
"They do sound real." He touched my face. "They are wet almost as wet as that fake orgasm you just faked."
He dressed.
"I will see you in the morning. I want to be alone."
He left the house that for so many years we had worked to make a home. I cried my self to sleep.
I made breakfast for the children. They were not happy that their Daddy was not there, but I lied and told them that he was called in to work. That happened enough that they could accept it. The three of them were loaded in to the car and dropped at the places they need to be. Eddie at soccer practice, Jean at her dance class, and the baby at four years old stayed with me.
Normally on Saturday, Ed would pick the older two up after their practices. I was worried that he would not. After an hour I called his cell.
"Hello. , Jo."
"Ed, are you picking the kids up?"
"Well, it not something I could fake now is it?"
"Ed, this is silly. Just because I fake it now and then does not mean that I fake it all the time."
"How would I know?"
"Ed when you bring the kids home I will have my sister watch them. We need to talk."
"Jo, I do not trust you. You have been lying to me for years. I do not know where the lies start or stop. Suddenly everything you say or do can be a lie. I am lost. I do not know how to act around you any more. I never doubted you before now I doubt everything. Are the children MINE?"
"Ed, for god's sake. Let's talk. I will tell you the truth about anything and everything."
"How would I know?" I could hear him crying as he made the disconnect.
My husband does not trust me. No, I did not get caught fucking some other man. No, I do not have a lesbo partner. Yes, I did something very stupid. And I do not know how to fix it.
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The ravings of a lunatic. Is this fiction?
OK NO one had any ideas on the first call. I had it wrapped up in a lesbian telephone call. Now Damn it, write, comment, say something. This will be posted in the Loving wives section for more readers than non-erotic.
I kept this short and sweet. I do not want any speculation. There is only the FAKING.
Do women FAKE it? WHY?
How are men supposed to know? Are men supposed to know? Or do men pretend to accept a lie? Are men too stupid to know?
When does a woman tell her husband/lover? Before, during, after?
What kind of man wants woman to Fake it? If he does not want a Faker then what?
Do women really enjoy blowjobs or are they Faking again?
How much Faking goes in the Bedroom between a loving wife and a loving husband?
Do lesbians Fake it?
What will a loving wife do to make his loving husband happy?
I guess I could start a so-called thread in the forum section but I just cannot deal with the way it is set up. I find it stupid and silly and the icons are just plain dumb not to mention the so-called signatures. Beside I think this will go to a larger audience. So people talk. I will answer any and all feedback I get. I will copy and paste to a file. I would like to post feedback to the comments section so tell me if you want you ID dropped or whatever. The public comments will be open to the public, as always
Once this is posted I will be adding to the public comments, so check back for the case of
"THE FAKING"
Lay on macduff.
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- COMMENTS
DDAY55almost 4 years agoI never even think whether or not my woman orgasms never asked. I've never had any complaints. I did go with a woman who told me she had had a lot of lovers and one night I know for a fact she came, it was a flood and she got so loose I could not feel her anymore. Later she told me that was the only time she had ever gotten off by just fucking. At the time I was shocked and told her I didn't believe her. She said there were other ways to get off and that she was giving me a complement.
Irrumatioabout 4 years agoWomen AND men fake it. Some women fake orgasms but love the rest of it. Some women fake some orgasms to let their partners think they're satisfied and that they can stop. Some women have never had an orgasm. Some don't know if they have.
I have faked orgasms. Not while getting a blowjob, of course, but while fucking. I learned early on that women can't always tell when you ejaculate. I asked girlfriends to tell me when I came. Since I could come three or four times in a row in my 20s, I would just continue to pump away after I came, suppressing all my usual responses to an orgasm. They didn't know that I'd come. I'd also fake it by speeding up, breathing harder, moaning and groaning, then going limp. None of the women knew until I told them or they found my cum leaking from themselves when they they thought I had not come.
I faked orgasms for the same reasons I think women do. I couldn't come (or come again, in some cases) but I wanted my partner to think I had so she felt she had pleased me, because she had in other ways. But there were times when I didn't fake it when I didn't come, maybe to be honest, maybe to let her know that what we done wasn't doing it for me, maybe even to withhold that satisfaction from her.
Some women say that men make too much of orgasm, that the intimacy of lovemaking should be appreciated for itself. Of course these are usually women who don't orgasm easily or who have partners who are inept.
In my early 30s, I had a new girlfriend, who was very hot -- and hot to trot. Our first night together, after an hour or so of pretty intense oral and PIV sex, I asked her she had come. "Oh, yeah. Lots of times." Was her answer. But my thought was, "I don't think she did." So, the following night, I decided she would. She seemed to like oral better than vaginal (as many women do), so I went down on her, paying close attention to what seemed to getting her going. We would get her built up and close, but then it would slip away. We got close perhaps a dozen times. She once suggested I stop, that she was happy. But I kept going and finally, after about an hour and 50 minutes (I could see her bedside clock), we got there. Her orgasm was pretty big, and she dissolved into tears. She was an attractive woman in her 30s, had been married twice and had other lovers. She had always enjoyed and been satisfied by sex, but that was her first orgasm. After that, she was REALLY hot for sex, wanting it any time we were together. It always took a long time (over 30 minutes) to make her come, and always by concentrated oral attention to her clit, but I learned what she needed so it no longer required over on hour, and a sore back, neck and tongue. However, she was equally enthusiastic about a quickly where she didn't come, or just sucking me off quickly.
Not too long after that, I had another partner who had rarely had orgasms, like two or three in the 15 years she had been sexually active, who also started coming more often and more reliably when I learned exactly how she like me to eat her pussy. She never faked it, so there were times when we were both disappointed.
More recently, I had a girlfriend in her 60s, who said her goal was to "stay fuckable," (I.e., attractive), and was very successful at it. She told me before we got intimate that she had her best orgasms from fucking. When we did get together, I discovered she had the largest clit I'd ever, er, come across. I spent some time worshipping it, and she had a fairly impressive orgasm, more dramatic than from fucking, it seemed to me. "I guess I've never actually come that way before," she told me afterwards, "It was so intense!"
Faking an orgasm occasionally isn't a problem, but if you do it too often, you prevent your partner from learning how to please you fully, even if you think they have.
