Scrambled Holiday

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"I have a motto about screwing," Clifford continued as if he was the only one in the cages speaking. "If it turns you on and says OK, you can fuck it. That's my motto."

"Oh, I think I'd bet that Merri got that motto herself as a Christmas present."

"And Paul? Now there's a strange one. Merri tells me he has a dick that never ends and screws like a rabbit. Wouldn't know that by looking at him. I wonder. . . him and me . . ."

"Let's not go there, Clifford. I know you and he are the only characters in this whole damn story who haven't fucked everyone else, but I don't think it's logistically possible for two tops to be . . . let's just say that we don't want this story to become ridiculous."

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AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
Very Funny

Thanks for the laughs.

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NekoParksNekoParksover 11 years ago
Nice Punchline...

A new spin on a “merri” old family Christmas. Too funny. Loved the 50 Shades of Grey nonsense too.

AnonymousAnonymousover 11 years ago
Ho Ho Ho

A Merri Christmas certainly was had by all!

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