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Sex Is All Around

byRobski©

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I see it on TV; I see it everywhere,
Sex is all around me and I just want my share,
I smell it in the wind; the scent is oh so strong,
So if you want a good time mine is nine inches long,

Chorus

You know I’d like to take you from behind,
When you bend over you blow my mind,
There’s nothing that I would not do,
To help me to get inside of you,

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You’re on your knees before me as I get out my meat,
I ask you if you would like a sticky, creamy treat,
You ask for payment up front so I give you the cash,
But then you run away when you see my nasty rash,

(Repeat Chorus)

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I smell it in the wind the scent is oh so strong,
So if you want a good time mine is nine inches long,
Mine is nine inches long,
Mine is nine inches,
Mine is nine inches
Mine is nine inches long,

(Repeat to fade)

Please note:

All sizes quoted in this work are entirely fictitious…unfortunately!

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