Snot Brite and the Seven Pervs Ch. 06

“You are rich aren’t you?” She said.

“Yes.”

“Hmmm, but you do have a little dick.” She said. He blushed.

“It’s average.” He protested.

“Not around here it isn’t.” Merlin said, and all the celebrating people suddenly got naked.

“But will you marry me?” The Prince asked.

“No.” Snot Brite said. “But you are welcome to join the orgy whenever you want.” The Prince smiled.

“That’s good enough.” He said.

“Got a diamond?” Merlin asked, and the Prince nodded. “Then you’re going to love this bit.”

The End.

So, you ask, what was the moral of the story? Well first I have to point out that it really had fuck all morals. But if there is a message somewhere it would be that the girls don’t always go for the rich man, and if they say size doesn’t matter they are most likely just trying to make you feel good. The reality is it does.