Note: You can change font size, font face, and turn on dark mode by clicking the "A" icon tab in the Story Info Box.
You can temporarily switch back to a Classic Literotica® experience during our ongoing public Beta testing. Please consider leaving feedback on issues you experience or suggest improvements.
Click here
“You are rich aren’t you?” She said.
“Yes.”
“Hmmm, but you do have a little dick.” She said. He blushed.
“It’s average.” He protested.
“Not around here it isn’t.” Merlin said, and all the celebrating people suddenly got naked.
“But will you marry me?” The Prince asked.
“No.” Snot Brite said. “But you are welcome to join the orgy whenever you want.” The Prince smiled.
“That’s good enough.” He said.
“Got a diamond?” Merlin asked, and the Prince nodded. “Then you’re going to love this bit.”
The End.
So, you ask, what was the moral of the story? Well first I have to point out that it really had fuck all morals. But if there is a message somewhere it would be that the girls don’t always go for the rich man, and if they say size doesn’t matter they are most likely just trying to make you feel good. The reality is it does.
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 3 years agoLoved the spins on classic fairy tales. The gangbanging with the Seven Pervs was amusingly written and fun, but the Elsie fucking in stocks was abusive; nevertheless you put some humor even in that. Loved the talking Royal Dildo and hypnotic boobies and fucking the Seven Pervs was a hoot.
Anonymousalmost 5 years agoThis story was a hoot. You have a twisted imagination and I like it. Thanks for writing the story and posting it.
Anonymousabout 13 years agovery funny and kinky .. keep em coming
Anonymousover 15 years agoI was rubbing my clit the whole time I was reading this series and I laughed out loud on many parts. You're very smart and funny. I wish the gay sex was elaborated on more though. Other than that perfect!
