Stand By Your Handbypdgtng©
Sometimes it’s hard to be a virgin,
Givin’ all your love to just one hand.
You use lotion,
And pleasing motion,
Tryin’ hard to prove you are a man.
But since your palm is all you’re getting,
Even though you’ve greased it up with “Pam”.
’Cause, after all, it’s just your hand.
Stand by your hand!
No one can steal it from you.
And when real women shun you,
Just grab ahold, so you can
Stand by your hand;
Your digital companion!
It’s all the love that you can stand.
Stand by your hand.
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