Starting from Scratch Ep. 025: gRUBHUB

Fast food the old fashioned way. Piper and Josie order Chinese and get a grip on their cHOP STICKS. GOO GOO GUY PANT.

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"I'm herrrrrrrrrrrre!"

Josie stepped into Piper Cherry's home finding Piper sitting on her sofa as she had when Mace left her, feet up, knees fanning. Walking in to see her in her exposed state Josie grins, "Should I be therrrrrrrrrrre!" She mocks her own entrance spiel.

"Hey Josie! Naaaa! Sorry, lost in thought. Mace is a pain in my butt."

"I can relate. Henry just fucked me up the ass."

"Not what I meant." Piper laughed, "Damn! Tell him to come over and do mine."

"We're insatiable aren't we?" Josie sat down just like Piper, facing her to fan her legs as she was revealing her own cute kitty. An unclean one having just left her husband without washing up. After that adventure in paradise she concluded that she was done with sex for the day. Here and now was meant for alcohol and retreating into one's soul.

"Got that right. I wanted to jump Roger's bones today. God he's Herculean."

"HercuLayin?" Josie got in on the goofy name calling.

Something in Josie's expression caught Piper's inner Counsellor, making her study her neighbor a second longer than necessary, "You're hiding behind jokes I can tell. What's wrong?"

"That easy to read between my lines?"

"Just a vibe. Talk to me."

"Henry asked me about a comment I made. Remember when we talked about my other affairs behind his back?"

"Yep."

"Between us?"

"Of course! Pinky swear even."

"One of them was with his brother Edward."

"Ouch! Did their parents name them after British Kings? Henry the Eighth, Prince Edward in the can?"

"Cute. Their Father is George. Another King. Maybe I never really thought about it. Wow! Now that you mention it Henry's sister is named Victoria. You may be on to something. Anyway Edward got drunk with Henry one night and Henry passed out. Eddie just took me right there in front of Henry. I was drunk too but I knew what I was doing. It was pretty hot I hate to say it. He bent me right over Henry and fucked me from behind while I watched Henry drool."

"Crazy! I know I told you to tell him but...that could crush Henry. Not to mention he might lash out at Edward."

"I know. Edward and his wife Liz are coming to the girls party once I fill them in on the details. God, we still need to form party plans."

"Liz...Elizabeth. Definitely royalty." Piper shook her head, "Yeah, let's not tell Henry about that night. No reason to ruin the girls birthday."

"Right! Should I ever admit to that night?"

"No. Just tell him about the others...unless you slept with more members of his family."

"No. Only Eddie. Although, Victoria's husband Charles told me he wanted to fuck me. I thought about it but just couldn't." It dawns on her, "Charles. I'll never look at my classic literature the same ever again."

"All we need now is a Willy."

"George's brother William. Can we escape the Royal Family please?"

"Off with their heads. I ordered Chinese for Mace and I. You're welcomed to join me I'll share my Kunt Pao...damn...I think I called it that when I ordered. Ah well!"

Josie fidgets in her seat looking toward Piper's TV, "Oooo! The Notebook. I loved Ryan Gosling in that."

"Meeee toooo!" Piper mocked Josie's earlier tone of voice then giggled, "We need Chablis."

"Rose sounds even better." Josie pointed out her preference of wines, lifting her own bottle.

"Rosie palms?" Piper laughed, jokingly using her hand in a jerking off motion, "Too bad we don't have..." She pauses mid flight toward her kitchen, "Hold that...thought."

She needed to mull over what she was having a brainstorm about. Going to her refrigerator she found a bottle of Rose wine and popped it open, selecting two glasses from her cabinet. Pouring them she considers her unorthodox proposal. "Either we call Henry over for this, or Mace. Both are not prime candidates right now. Josie's too worried about being around Henry at the moment considering, and Mace is just...wrong on every level. Not only is he family, but I told Josie not to go near him sexually. If I lapse in that it's going to get out of...hand." A brilliant grin crossed her face in that conclusion, "Wait a minute...why didn't I think of him first. This could be priceless." Withholding her decision until running it by Josie she shuffled back to her besties side. "Rosie for Josie?"

"Why thank you Very Cherry. Oooo! It's so pink." Their goofiness was contagious.

"I have a crazy idea. You up to a little mischief?"

"Today has been one huge mischief in case you've forgotten. Showing my body to my students, being eaten out by Reese..."

"And Mwah!" Piper pointed out tapping glasses before drinking.

"Yes, you did gnaw Mwah! The whole dancing in the fountain at Horton-Dexter, stripping out of my wet t-shirt in the middle of lusting students...instigating an incredible sexual beast I call Hubby...sure what can we do to top off the night?"

"Jesse Manley is delivering our food." Piper winks over her wine glass tilted to her lips.

"Carl's son. Oh my! What are we talking about here?"

"Let's put the Rub in gRubHub. I'll tip him for an hour and let's torment him into jerking off in front of us."

"What about...your nephew? He won't be walking Rotten forever."

"He ordered Ants Climbing a Tree from Fortune Kookies. AUNTS..." She points at herself, "climbing a tree?" Another hand motion leads to Piper acting as if she has a penis.

"Oh, that's just wrong." Josie laughs catching on, "He's...frustrated by you?"

"Blood relative or not that boy is begging for it. So not going there." Hearing her revelation Josie recalls Henry's admission that Tessa Harper was trying to get him to incorporate their daughters into his game Frisque as incest victims. Wrong indeed, she understood. Then, there was that flash of Edward McKellen seducing her eight years ago. Shaking those memories off Josie opened up, "We can, but I can only imagine that Jesse would brag to his dad. Carl would know by morning."

"So?"

"Let's do it."

"Cheers Bitch!" Clink! Clink!

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Strolling around the block with Rotten doing most of the leading, Mace Belmont spotted a familiar face, two actually. It wasn't Knox Hardecker and his freak brother Dip Poole, instead it was Travis Herbert and...his mega hot mom Kelly. They were bringing in groceries from her car, an older model black Kia Soul after going shopping.

Seeing Mace approaching her Kelly grew sheepish knowing that he had seen her being fucked by her Master Dominic Black in her opened bedroom window. Fearing Travis might overhear something she hurried inside with her bags, Travis in the house with one delivery already. Mace felt badly, he could see her haunted expression. Deciding to try and make her feel better about him he took it upon himself to grabs a few bags from the back hatch and makes the journey toward their front door. Awaiting outside due to Rotten for one, and being respectful for another.

Returning from the kitchen together Travis noticed Mace and grinned, thinking he was there to make friends with him. That had possibilities, but sadly Mace was more there for his mom to make amends. Opening the glass exterior door Travis bubbled to life.

"Hey Macedonia!"

"Say what?" Mace winced with a smirk.

"Sorry! We studied Macedonia in History today. Roman empire stuff. It just fit your name."

"Gotcha! I just thought I'd give you and your Mom a hand."

"Awesome! Thanks Mace. Mom? This is Miss Cherry's nephew Mace. Mace? My mom Kelly."

"Hey Kelly, pleasure to meet you." He passed the bags off to Travis while using his foot to block Rotten from entering their home. "Get your butt back here!" He gruffly commanded. Strangely, Kelly flared her eyes at him. Seeing her reaction Mace smiled, "Help you with the others?" She timidly joined him outside and patted Rotten on the head.

"He's very handsome." She blushed.

Lowering his chin to look at his erection he grinned, "Yeah, he is. Sorry! Couldn't help it! Listen, about earlier? I'm sorry I snooped. I really didn't know what those assholes were up to until I...saw you and your man. I won't tell Travis."

"Thank you. Travis...doesn't care much for Dom. I try to only have him over when Travis is gone, unfortunately my Master does not always listen. I...relent."

"Master? Wow! Pretty big Master, looked like 6'5."

"6'8 actually."

"So, he likes showing you off?"

"Every chance he gets. He rarely has sympathy but...I prefer that."

"I saw how you responded when I said get your butt back here. Your Master have you that on edge?"

"He does. It...sounded like something he might say was all." They walked to the hatch to gather more bags. "Are you friends with my son?"

"If he wants one, I'm here for a few more weeks. Aunt Piper's just getting settled here in Nashville. I brought Rotten there up to her from Atlanta where we're from."

"I see. So, you must know the McKellen's?"

"Ohhhh, yeah!" He chuckled.

"Aren't their daughters adorable?"

"Mom isn't so bad either. I keep your secret, you keep mine?"

"Agreed." She blushed yet again.

"Josie is smoking hot. I mean so are Dakota and Sable but...I'm a MILF man myself. Not flirting by the way." He winked, "Well, maybe a little." Kelly merely smiled as she awaited Mace to head for the door. He nodded gentlemanly for her to take the lead but realized his mistake, "The man takes the lead, I get it." In response Rotten took the lead tugging at his full hands.

"Hey! HEEL!" Rotten stopped instantly making Mace look back at Kelly. She had changed positions and was now on her knees beside him. Shocked Mace suddenly didn't know what to say. She refused to even look up at him.

Next door at the Hardecker home Knox came out to check the mail for his dad and noticed, "Daaamn! That dude has game." Raising his voice Knox made his presence known, "Taming Momma Herbert! I'm digging it Bro."

"Fuck off Dickhead." Mace glared defensively.

"Gonna make me?"

"Sure! Rotten? DEFENSE!" The dog tugged hard at his leash barking like crazy. It was all Mace could do to hold the groceries in his hand. Knox paused in his yard advance and backed off.

"He bites me I'll sue you and your slut Aunt, then I'll have him put down."

"Is that before or after he rips your arms off and you have to sign papers with your toes?"

"Whatever! Watch your back Skinnydipper."

"Always do Slimebag." Knox relented and just went back inside his house. Birds raised if you know what was meant.

Hearing the arguing Travis returned from the house to see his mom on her knees beside Mace, then Rotten snarling at Knox. "What's going on?"

"Your mom dropped a bag." Mace now defended Kelly, "Pssst! Get up." She did and resumed her normal self blushing heavily. "Hey Trav...come get your Mom's bags she's looking a little pale."

"Your sugar low Mom? She's diabetic." Travis cautiously stepped closer as Rotten calmed down.

"I'm fine. Just...clumsy."

"Need me to carry you to bed?" Mace acted concerned then stuck his tongue out at Kelly while Travis grabbed her bags.

"That's thoughtful of you. I'll manage on my own. Thank you Travis." Her son claims every bag she had. Before he could step away Mace opted to make their day, "Oh! Travis...My Aunt has a date Saturday, I was gonna ask if you and the McKellen twins wanted to come over and watch movies with me. That is if I can find a movie in her collection that isn't romantic...or porn."

"You want ME to hang out with you?" Travis dropped his jaw, "With Sable?"

"And, Dakota." Kelly pepped up at Mace's kind gesture of friendship toward her son.

"Let me think about it." Travis turned away before he stood the chance of dropping his bags and hurried to the front door. As he faded away Kelly looked at Mace warmly, "Bless you Mace. He really does need friends. He's always been...difficult, since his Father."

"Divorced?"

"Deceased."

"Ah hell! Sorry to hear that. You don't have to go into detail. Why did you heel when it was meant for Rotten?"

"It's my...conditioning."

"Yeah, but shouldn't it be just toward that Dom guy?"

"All men must be honored with respect."

"Riiiiight! You ever bow before that Knox guy, I'll kick your hot ass."

"Let's hope he doesn't ever understand this effect it has on me."

"Damn! Take a couple bags my arms are tired trying to hold them and Rotten." He passes a couple to her. "Now you can have Dom over again Saturday."

"He works every Saturday."

"Ah! He a WWE wrestler?"

"No! Male stripper."

"No shit!"

"Did you happen to notice how...large he was?"

"Ummm! I was looking at you more." She carefully showed him with her fingers a foot in length between two magnetic poles. "He has a foot long?"

"Yes! Why do you think I scream so loud?"

"Hey!" He winks and nods toward his tented sweats. "9.5!" In response she watches as he turns his back to the possibility of Travis or Knox seeing him and pulls the front of his sweats out for her to slyly examine his cock. Impressed she merely grinned as Mace decided enough was enough. "You better get inside. I see ice cream in that bag."

"Thank you. Travis can get the rest. I'll make sure he comes over to watch movies with you. He's...just fond of Sable McKellen, nervous about it too."

"I'll make a man out of him for you." Realizing how that sounded he chuckled, "You know what I mean. You ever need to talk I'm all ears."

"I'll be fine. Thank you for your concern."

"Right! Shit! I bet dinners here by now. Piper ordered us some Chinese food." He stepped away, "Tell Trav to bring some DVD's. Aunt Piper still hasn't got cable hooked up."

She waved goodbye and went inside. Travis would be full of questions.

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Ten minutes prior to Mace's walk, Henry McKellen had dinner on the table. A simple enough meal of grilled cheese and French fries. Heading upstairs to let the girls know dinner was ready he paused at their sealed doors to listen for further moaning. Having known both girls were masturbating he felt guilty even peeking in. This time he knocked. "Kota? Dinner's on the table."

"Coming!" He heard and almost chuckled saying, "Still?" under his breath. Moving to Sable's door it opened unexpectedly as he raised his hand to knock.

"I almost knockered on your...knocked on your...forehead." His eyes dropped to his daughter's chest. She was wearing that camisole blouse she had borrowed from her Mother. With 34B's of her own just like Josie there was plenty of tender dances with no bra beneath. Down below she was wearing white shorts that he just knew by the creases that no panties were being worn either.

"Don't beat me Daddy." She giggled and hopped up as if trying to tap her own knuckles on his forehead. Those titties bounced quite lively in her silliness.

"Go eat there's grilled cheese and fries."

"So much grease and fat. Ewww!"

"I used the air fryer on the fries." He playfully raised his palm at her, "Get moving before I swat you on the behind." She flared her eyes recalling being spanked a few days prior. Like her sister it seemed to be less embarrassing and more...enjoyable. The girls however kept that to themselves.

Hearing Henry admit earlier that he had interest in them sexually had a weird effect on them. Not that they truly wanted that, but it was just the thought that a man was that interested in them got their hormones all worked up. Sable bit her lower lip and wiggled away. With one daughter downstairs Henry just leaned on Dakota's door frame waiting to see how long it would take his eldest to come out. Two minutes of rolling his eyes her door finally came open and she jumped at his hovering.

"Daddy! You scared me. Why are you...waiting on me?" Her eyes grew shy but her adrenalin was spiking. In a brash move she dove into him hugging his waist tightly. Shocked by her sudden response he stood up straight and just lifted her off of her feet for a much loftier hug. She squealed at his strength and felt his arms tightly around her waist. Not only that but she could feel his erection pressing into her bikini area. Wearing similar shorts as Sable was wearing, only in pink, it was full on contact with her thighs. "EEEEEK! DADDYYYYY!"

"Sorry I couldn't resist. Can't a Father love his daughter?"

"YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She expressed with eyes as wide as her smile. Hearing her tone Henry swallowed dryly, she sounded just like her Mother when she spoke a very sensual verse of, "Yessssssssss!" His dick rose unexpectedly at the glee behind it. He had to put her down after that realization, he was sweating bullets.

"Go eat."

"Are you coming?"

"Grrrrrrr! I...think I'm done for one night."

"What?" She pouted.

"Cooking. I need to go work on my game."

"Twin tanks?" She winked as if hinting at something.

"Hey! Good idea! Speaking of tanks?" He looked down at her chest, her white tank top visibly showing off nipple erection, no bra, no panties, a thin wet spot was noticed between her legs. "That shirt...looks nice on you."

"You're going to make me change it aren't you?" She pouted. "I knew it wouldn't last letting us grow up. You even made me button up today."

"Uhhh! Your tits were hanging out a bit too much Kota. No, I'm not making you change. Just...keep them covered."

"I unbuttoned it again after you dropped us off." She studied his reaction.

"Your Mom see that?"

"Not that I know of. But, Mister Manley did. He didn't yell at me or tell me to button up."

"You bragging?"

"A little." She stuck her tongue out at him.

"Y'know what? I'm just going to bite that tongue...I mean my tongue. You do what you want and suffer whatever consequences comes from it." He had a feeling a lot of boys were going to come of it in the future. "You make your own choices going forward. Just don't come...crying to me when some boy paws you up over it."

"Boys don't look at me much." He was looking directly at her tits when she said that. She trembled in his gaze. Daddy did want her she thought. In that singular heartbeat Henry looked up and said, "I know that's bullshit. Now get your ass downstairs before Sable eats all the fries."

Dakota shrugged, "They really don't. Only all of them." Another razz of her tongue she ran down the staircase for some grub.

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Speaking of grub...

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Piper and Josie were laughing while getting drunk on their wine, "I can't believe Carl didn't yell at you for the fountain incident. He never said a word to me even. Did he know we stripped out of our shirts and got dressed in front of the older students?"

"If he did he didn't let on. He probably suspects something more than us just dancing in the fountain. Maybe he didn't hear whomever was talking about it tell the whole story."

"Oh my God! Piper...the things we're getting away with. You know it's only going to get worse."

"I hope so." Piper giggled, nearly snorting her wine.

"How far can we really go? I mean...my whole 1st period class wants me. It's tough to not give in completely."

"So don't."

"Tiffany Edwards is my only cock block, lick lock." She amused herself, "She's 17. The only student in my first hour class that is. Everyone else is eighteen."

"I'll take care of Tiff in the morning. Let me worry about her."

"Ummm! Okay..." She winced then giggled again, "I think Reese is going to fuck me. He was teasing me out by the food truck. Playing hard to get but seemed so...dramatically stern when he mouthed his words toward me."

"Sweetie? You just get your Reese's pieces."

"Am I being stupid? I mean I KNOW I am, but...am I?" She laughed, "I love my job as much as I love sex. If I were to lose my job I think I'd..."

"Get another one. Try living my life...I married a murderer. I have a questionable Senator for a dad. A nephew with a huge..." Piper stopped short biting her tongue. She hadn't meant to go there.