- Sci-Fi & Fantasy
- Stellar
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Click here"So...like, you guys still have my clothes can I..."
Tommy didn't get a chance to finish the sentence, before he suddenly materialized in his back yard, naked as a jay. He looked all around him, seeing the spilled garbage cans with trash strewn around, victim of racoons. I glanced to the spot he had set his bong, to see that it had tipped over, breaking, and spilling blackish water everywhere.
Tommy covered his manhood, trying to process the nights events. He looked up to the sky, shooting a finger gun into the quickly brightening morning sky.
"Well, alright ladies. Look me up next time you come around earth." <3
- COMMENTS
TreskaNovellover 3 years agoAuthorwhen I originally started this, I actually meant for it to be a serious piece, but as I wrote it, it just started getting funnier and funnier, and then at one point I started really laughing. Alien abduction can be seriously erotic, just not in this example. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me sometimes....I debated about putting this on here, because its kind of a boner-killer, but shit. its actually hilarious. Sometimes, you gotta find the fun. <3
Anonymousover 3 years agoI bet that if this actually happened, it would be someone like him to be the first human contact. We humans always seem to make the worst impression on whoever we meet.
The story was great for a laugh, I applaud your comedic talent.
