It sucks having a birthday during the holiday season. At least that's how Kelly felt about it.
Most people combined her birthday present with her Christmas present. A two for one. That means, half the presents.
The good news, however, was that if she was only getting one gift, people usually spent more money to buy her something even nicer (since she was only going to get one gift instead of two). It was something of an unofficial rule, she had come to learn. And she eventually got used to it.
On that particular evening, the small group of college friends got together for a nice little party to celebrate Kelly's birthday. They were a tightly knit group and they had known each other for years. It was an even split between boys & girls. They were a close group and they loved to laugh and have fun.
They all sat around the living room of Kelly's house. They watched as she opened each of the gifts.
It was the usual fun stuff: a popcorn maker, an ice cream maker, clothes, posters, and a few gift cards.
Each time a gift was opened, they all clapped and made jokes.
"Now for the finally," Joanna said, holding a gift behind her back. "This is something special from all of us. We each chipped in to buy you this."
Kelly playfully squinted her eyes. "Something seems fishy about this."
"From us? No way. You worry too much."
"Alright," Kelly replied skeptically.
"And without further ado, here it is."
Joanna handed Kelly a small wrapped box. Everyone in the room watched with anticipation as the birthday girl took the gift. There was far too much tension in the room for it to be a normal gift. Kelly knew her friends. And she braced herself for a gag of epic proportions. She could just see the mischievous excitement on everyone's face.
She ripped opened the package and looked at the see-through box cover.
Kelly's eyes widened. "Is this...Is this..."
"Happy birthday!" everyone screamed.
"Merry Christmas too!" people screamed also.
"Is this a freaking dildo?" Kelly asked, stunned.
The thing was shaped like a long penis. And there were sexually suggestive images and descriptions on the package.
"It's not," Joanna replied.
"It looks like a dildo to me."
"It's a vibrator," Joanna clarified "Not just any vibrator. It's the new SuperVibMax5000 to be exact. State of the art pleasure. Guaranteed satisfaction or your money back."
Kelly's cheeks turned beet red as she looked around the room to see her friends giggling over the gift. She felt humiliated holding a sex toy in front of everyone, but she tried to take it all in stride. A joke is a joke, after all.
"This is...ummm...rather thoughtful."
"We're not giving you a receipt for that," Joey added. "No way you're returning it. That thing is yours. Forever."
Kelly sighed, "I'm just glad that my parents aren't home. They'd freak if they saw this thing."
"Which is why you'll have to hide it," someone else added. "Got a safe place for it?"
"Nothing is safe from my mom. But I'll try to keep it hidden, I guess. My car would be a safe place for now."
"Don't throw it away either," Joanna said. "That thing is expensive."
"Really? How much?"
"Nearly $400."
Kelly's eyebrows instantly shot upwards. "You spent that much money on something I'm never going to use?!"
"Well, we all chipped in."
"Why?"
"Why not? It's brand new. Plus it was on sale. 25% off. We know how much you love things which are on sale."
Kelly took a deep breath and leaned back on her couch. She was incredulous that her friends had just spent so much money on a gag gift. And she was even more amazed that her friends actually seemed kind of serious about it.
"Can this still be returned?" Kelly asked.
"Can't be done," Joey answered. "We burned the receipt."
"Why would you burn the receipt?"
"To make sure you can't return it. We wanted you to have the latest VibMax. In hindsight, I guess that was a bad idea."
"You think?"
"Focus on the positive side," Shoshanna said. "Now you'll never have a dry spell. As long as you have batteries and privacy, you're guaranteed to have a hot orgasm."
The group of friends laughed and Kelly blushed again.
Before things could get even more embarrassing, Kelly's phone made a beeping noise. She checked a text message.
"It's my parents," Kelly said. "They'll be home soon."
"I guess we better get going," Joanna said. "Awesome party. I hope you like your gifts. And I'm sorry if you didn't like the VibMax5000. It was my idea. I honestly thought you'd get a kick out of it."
Kelly nodded. "I didn't mean to sound ungrateful. It's just...you know...a little weird for me."
"Speaking of weird," Joey inserted. "I've got the weirdest freaking thing at my house. It's only 6, and the night is still young. Shall we continue this awesome party at my place?"
Everyone in the group quickly agreed to continue the party.
Joey had somewhat of a wealthy background, and his father owned a large estate several miles away from the city. It was about a 20 minute drive away.
After some convincing, Kelly decided to go. It sounded like fun and everyone was having a good time.
***
The other friends went ahead. Kelly & Shoshana stayed back for a while to clean up the aftermath of the small party. Then they went on their way.
Before Kelly got in the driver's seat of her small car, she put the SuperVibMax5000 in the backseat.
"This is probably the safest place for this thing," Kelly said. "My mother doesn't look inside my car."
Shoshana buckled her seatbelt and smiled, "I guess that ensures that your road trips will never be boring."
"I'd have to be really really really bored to ever use this thing in my car. I'm talking 10 hour traffic."
"Jeez, that's a high standard."
"That's a reasonable standard for me," Kelly said.
They drove towards Joey's family home in the secluded area. They drove past the city and towards the rural area.
More snow came. Then more. The temperature seemed to drop also.
"My goodness," Kelly said. "This snow."
She drove slower. Kelly was upset with herself for not checking the weather reports before agreeing to make the drive. She also regretted not wearing a thicker jacket.
"So you're really not going to use it?" Shoshana asked.
"Why? Do you want it?"
"No."
"If you want it, you can have it. I'm serious. I won't tell anyone."
Shoshana shook her head. "Gifts should never be repackaged. That's my philosophy. All of us chipped in to buy that for you."
"So, to clarify, was that a gag gift? Or was it actually a serious gift that cost $400?"
"To be honest, that gift was totally serious," Shoshana explained. "I don't know, I guess we were joking around too much when we thought about getting it for you."
"But seriously, a freaking dildo."
"It's a vibrator," Shoshana clarified.
"Well, whatever, but why would you get me one of those?"
"Frankly, because we saw the advertisement and it looked awesome. It's highly advanced with all sorts of cool features. No offense, but you're the nerd in our group. We know you love new technology. So we figured, why not?"
Kelly sighed, "Thanks I guess."
The small car suddenly started to make pouty noises. The noises became louder and clunkier. Kelly knew something was wrong and she pulled over to the side of the snowy road.
That's when her car stopped.
"Oh...my...god..." Kelly said to herself.
She tried starting the car a few times, but to no avail.
"God damn piece of shit," Kelly moaned.
The best friends sat back for a moment to consider their options.
"The good news is that Joey's house isn't very far," Shoshanna said. "It's a quick 5 minute walk from here."
"I didn't bring my coat."
"Neither did I. But our destination isn't far. Want to try walking?"
Kelly hesitated. "Okay, if you are."
"Alright, let's go for it."
Shoshana opened the door and stuck her arm out.
"Yowza!!!" Shoshana cried, slamming the door shut. "It's icy cold out there!"
"Better try our phones."
Both girls tried checking their phones to text or call for help. Both of them were out of luck.
"No connection," Kelly said.
"This weather won't last very long anyway. The last weather report I saw, it should be clear any moment."
"Great point. It shouldn't be too long."
They made small talk for a while as they awkwardly sat in the car.
"So we have to sit here until it clears?"
"Is there a better idea?" Shoshanna asked.
"I'm sure a car will pass by eventually. We can honk the horn and ask for help. People are really friendly around here."
They sat quietly for a moment. The street was empty and no one came. The worst part was, the snow cleared and they saw Joey's house from the distance. The lights were on, and Kelly was jealous of all the fun the friends were having in the warm cozy home.
"The snow stopped," Kelly said. "Shall we make a run for it?"
"Let me check again."
Shoshana opened the door again, stuck her foot out, then she slammed the door shut.
"Yikes!" Shoshana gasped. "Not as icy as before, but still very cold."
"From now on, we better bring our coats whenever it's freezing outside."
"Understatement of the century."
They sat in the car as the temperature started to drop inside the vehicle. There was no power and no heat. They started to shiver.
"You don't have an extra blanket or some clothes around here?" Shoshana asked.
"Nope. I certainly wasn't prepared for this. I'm freezing. Badly."
"Wait a minute," Shoshana said, with a glimmer of hope in her voice. "I have a brilliant idea."
Shoshanna reached in the backseat and grabbed the SuperVibMax5000. She held it in front of her, to display it for Kelly.
"Can that thing fix my car?" Kelly asked jokingly.
"No. But it might have another use. Here, take a look."
Shoshana turned the package around and showed it to Kelly, who seemed baffled by what she was looking at.
"What am I looking for?" Kelly asked, scanning the words on the package. "All this does is explain the benefits of the VibThingMax200Whatever."
"It's the SuperVibMax5000," Shoshanna clarified. "Look closely. Right over here. Read this."
Shoshana pointed to a very specific claim made on the back of the package.
"Guaranteed to raise your body temperature," Kelly read out loud.
"Exactly. Isn't that what we need right now?"
Kelly gave her friend a sharp look. "You've got to be kidding me."
"Think about it. We're completely stranded in the middle of a snow storm."
"First of all, the snow already ended," Kelly pointed out. "Secondly, our destination is only a 5 minute walk away."
"I concede both points," Shoshana acknowledged. "But we're freezing and stuck in this car with no other way to keep warm."
Kelly shrugged. "I can't argue with that."
"The batteries are inside the box. Maybe we can turn it on and press it against our bodies. That might keep us warm."
Kelly raised an eyebrow. "That's actually not a bad idea."
"Why? Did you think I wanted us to actually masturbate together?"
They both laughed at the absurdity & misunderstanding of the situation. Shoshana ripped open the package and took the SuperVibMax5000 and put the batteries inside. She briefly read the instructions to learn how to use it.
With a simple twist, the advanced vibrator came to life and began to buzz & vibrate in mysterious ways. It looked intimidating. Especially for the two women who had never used a vibrating sex toy before.
"Success!" Shoshana said. "Do you want to go first? It's your gift after all."
"No thanks. You better go first. I'm scared."
"Okay, fine. Here it goes."
Shoshana held the vibrating device in her hand. She just looked at it for a moment, wondering how it could possibly keep her warm.
At first, Shoshana put the vibrator under her armpit. It seemed like the most reasonable option at the time. It made her ticklish, then she giggled.
Then she moved it a little downwards.
"Do you mind if I sit on it?" Shoshana asked. "I promise it won't be sexual or awkward in any way."
"Go ahead. Whatever it takes."
"Here it goes."
Shoshana leaned to the side and put the powerful vibrator underneath her right butt cheek. Then she rested her body weight on it. For a few long seconds, it just vibrated underneath her butt.
"Is it working?" Kelly asked. "Feel any warmer?"
"Not really."
Shoshanna pulled the device away and de-activated it. She looked at the instructions & box again. She read everything carefully.
"It says that this device has been scientifically proven to increase body heat once it's being used for the intended purpose- which of course is masturbation."
"Obviously a marketing claim," Kelly pointed out.
"Yeah, but it's probably true. I mean, people warm-up during sex or masturbation. It's pretty much a scientific fact."
"Yeah, a fact which is pretty much useless to us right now."
"Or is it?" Shoshana asked, eyebrow raised.
"Don't give me that look, Shosh. It's freezing in here. You're clearly not thinking straight."
"Why would it be such a big deal?" Shoshana asked. "It's not like I haven't seen you doing it before. Remember that time I accidentally walked in on..."
"Okay, okay..." Kelly interjected. "There's no need to remind me of that. That was a while ago. And it was just an itch."
"Yeah, sure. An itch underneath your panties."
"Hey, it happens. You can't fault me for scratching an itch."
"But your face looked pretty satisfied, well, at least until you saw me standing there."
"So?" Kelly said defensively. "Of course I looked satisfied, I was taking care of an itch. It wasn't, like, you know, masturbating or anything."
"Are you saying you never masturbate?"
Kelly gulped. "Everyone does it."
"Then there's nothing to be ashamed of. Right now we're two girls in survival mode. It's like the wilderness out here."
Kelly pointed forward. "Actually I can see Joey's house right over..."
"It's the wilderness, you hear me? The wilderness. What do you think Rambo would do if he was here? Huh? Do you think he would just sit around and freeze until he became a popsicle?"
"No, Rambo would just get out of the car and walk for 5 minutes until he reached the destination. He wouldn't sit in the car and jerk-off to keep warm. No way. He's tougher than that."
"But that's not us," Shoshana noted. "We're wimps. And we're stuck here until a car comes by. My point is, we need to do something. Anything. We need to do whatever it takes to survive."
"By masturbating with the MaxVibe800?"
"It's the SuperVibMax5000," Shoshana clarified. "And it might be our only hope. Here it goes."
"Please don't tell me you're serious."
Shoshana activated the vibrator. "I'm totally serious. Watch me."
With that, Kelly watched in complete surprise as Shoshana guided the vibrating sex toy down below. Shoshana gently pressed the tip of the vibrator against the outside of her pants, where her vagina was. She held it against her crotch as the device vibrated.
"Is it working?" Kelly asked nervously.
Shoshana thought for a moment. "Not really. It feels really nice though. This is worth every penny."
The sound of the VibMax echoed in the small car. It was a distinct buzzing noise which was sort of hypnotic. Kelly watched as her best friend held the device against her crotch.
"This isn't working," Shoshana said, turning the device off. "God it's cold. I think we need more desperate measures."
"Like?"
"Mind if I go full contact? It's the only way."
Kelly squinted. "Full contact? As in..."
"We give this vibrator a try. Neither of us have used one before. Plus it's your birthday. Let's do something totally crazy."
"Sosh, trust me, a car will be coming soon and we'll be fine. There's no need for any sort of masturbation in my car."
It was far too late and Shoshana had a devilish look of excitement on her face. She swiftly undid her pants and pulled them down to her ankles. It was a brazen move which left Shoshana's bare butt on the seat.
Kelly's eyes immediately focused on the large dark patch of curly pubic hairs. It was the first time she had ever seen Shoshana's bush.
"My goodness, is that a bush or a small animal?"
Shoshana gave a shrug. "What can I say? I'm Jewish. Comes with the territory. Why? You aren't anti-Semitic, are you?"
"Of course not. I love giant bushes. I wish mine was that dark and thick and curly."
"I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not."
"At this point, neither can I."
Shoshana held up the vibrator and activated it. "Back to business. Wish me luck."
Both of their eyes looked down as the powerful vibrator made its way to Shoshana's hairy pussy. The tip of the vibrator touched the clit and Shoshana instantly reacted. Her body jerked and she hunched over, still holding the sex toy to her pussy.
"Are you okay?" Kelly asked with concern.
Shoshana briefly moved the device away. "I'm fine. Wow this vibrator is powerful."
"Does that mean you're getting dressed now?"
Shoshana smiled, "Not a chance."
The vibrator was brought down for a second round. This time, Shoshana was far more prepared for the intense feeling to come. She brought the device to her pussy and managed to hold it there. It was the ultimate clitoral stimulation, and she tried her hardest to embrace it.
"God...God...God..."
"Are you okay?" Kelly asked.
"I'm heating up already. Wow this is good."
Shoshana leaned back and stretched her legs, while still holding the vibrator to her hairy pussy. She closed her eyes and enjoyed herself, in full view of her best friend. At that moment, there was intimacy between them which they had never shared before.
Moans began to escape Shoshana's lips. Kelly watched as her best friend turned into a sexually possessed masturbator. And it was arousing to say the least.
It was the first time Kelly had ever watched anyone masturbate. There was something so naughty about it, like she was seeing the most intimate moment of her best friend's personal life.
"Oh wow," Shoshana groaned, her muscles tightening. "Oh wow. Oh wow. This device is so intense. God."
Kelly watched in awe as Shoshana's entire body tightened. Shoshana's lower back formed an arch. Her legs straightened and her feet pointed forward. The vibrator was worked up & down the clitoris & labia. It was pushed beneath Shoshana's thick bush towards her aching pussy.
"I...think...I'm...going...to...cum..." Shoshana gasped with her eyes closed.
It was at that moment when Shoshana's legs started to shake and wiggle. It was an unbelievable sight which came from an unbelievable orgasm.
Shoshana's mouth was wide open and there were short panting noises coming out. The orgasm was definitely intense.
The vibrator was moved away from the hairy pussy and Shoshana de-activated the sex toy. Her body was finally able to relax again. Her breaths were deep and heavy.
"Holy crap," Shoshana said. "Holy crap. Wow. This VibMax is worth every single freaking penny. Wow."
"I can tell. You look...I don't know...glowing..."
"Feel my face."
Shoshana grabbed Kelly's wrist and brought it to her face. Kelly felt it with the back of her hand.
"You're actually pretty warm," Kelly noted.
"I'm almost sweating."
"Well, good for you."
"Good for both of us," Shoshana said happily. "Your turn. You'll be freezing without it."
"No way. Absolutely not."
Shoshana held the sex toy in front of Kelly.
"You have absolutely no idea what you're missing. This thing is legit."
"I'll pass," Kelly politely smiled.
"Come on. Don't be a prude on your birthday."
Kelly looked at the trickles of wetness on the vibrator which Shoshana had just used. Then Kelly looked down at Shoshana's pubic hairs, which also appeared to have trickles of wetness. Even under the moonlight, it was visible.