Now Susan was the one who had a look of shock on her face.
"They don't? Wow! In the way they always show the Republican politicians in church praying, I didn't know that?"
The woman had a smug look of arrogance on her face.
"Those photos are just for public consumption and for them to get reelected at election time," said the woman.
Still shocked by all of this, Susan continued staring at the woman flabbergasted.
"Then, what do they believe in if they don't believe in God."
This time the woman rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Money. They believe in money and big business," she said. "Money is their God and big business is their church. Amen," she said.
Susan mindlessly stared down at the magazine.
"Money and big business," said Susan looking down at the magazine while uttering under her breath. "That figures."
The woman stood back from her counter to stand up straight.
"Please repeat after me. I Susan Jill Parker," said the clerk.
It was then the Susan recognized the magazine that was beneath her hand.
"Wait," said Susan. "My hand is on a Mad Magazine. If the Republican Party only believes in money and in big business, shouldn't I at least have my hand on the Wall Street Journal, Barron's, or Forbes Magazine?"
Again the woman rolled her eyes and sighed in the way that Susan had been doing.
"Don't be so naïve. What do you think the Wall Street Journal is but an adult version of Mad Magazine? Besides, with Rupert Murdoch its new owner since 2007, the Wall Street Journal has reached new heights of comedy. And Forbes is just an advertising sight with list of billionaires that publically purport the richest people not only in America but also throughout the world. "
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Very erotic. Finally, someone has posted the story of the greatest sex act in the history of the United States. And where more appropriate than Literotica?
I'm joining your new party first thing in the morning.
It has always bothered me that the non-wealthy continued to be sulky and uppity, acting as though their children were entitled to the same rights as their superiors.
This is America where the 99% should know their place and step aside and bend over. Furthermore, let's quit acting as though you don't like it when we rich folks shove it in deep. What do you want--lubrication?
Sorry. The Supreme Court has said no lube and no crumbs. Wiggle it and moan loudly. After all, you should feel privileged to serve us.
Thank you, Susan Jill Parker. You're an example of a real American.more...
Is this a ture story
Hi Susan
Is this a ture story? I hope it is. Keep up the good stories . Looking for some new one soon . I give this story & all of your stories a 5 Stars I wish I could give more the a 5 Stars.
Wyndellmore...
On many points she hit the nail on the head about both political parties.
It is too bad Susan Jill Parker did not go to J School after she completed her Degree in English and get a Masters Degree in Journalism. She would make a super syndicated news commentator especially on domestic and social events and issues in America. If nothing else Susan it pays better than writing erotica.more...
Satirical Satyricon
SJP, you've done it again, another poignardic humoresque.
When referring to the GOP, it is important to remember that 'Grand Old Party' is not an oxymoron. Instead it is an euhemerism. Based on the fact that all the Black Republicans died out two generations ago.
Replaced by the dixiecrats. who had cravenly stampeded from the Democratic Party over the Civil Rights Act.more...
Still laughing as I try to type this.
You are still the best, Susan. I really enjoy reading all that you write and submit.
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