The Coffee Shop Pt. 05

Andy looked deep into my eyes for a few moments before he answered. "No, I don't think so," he answered cautiously. "I would enjoy doing to Gilbert what you did to me earlier. I think Gilbert deserves to be put in his place, and since Albert doesn't have the desire to do it perhaps it is better that someone else does that for Albert. You wouldn't object to my humping Gilbert's ass would you, Texas?"

"Object? No. But I would envy you," I answered with a smile.

Andy smiled back at me faintly. I found it odd that he didn't show more enthusiasm for humping Gilbert. I put it down to his not wanting to perform in front of a room full of strangers.

"Gilbert be a good boy, and get up on the bed, when I tell you to. I want you to lie face down on the bed and relax. A few moments after that, Andy will climb on top of you and he'll dry hump your ass. Andy's going to grind the front of his uniform pants in between your butt cheeks and this will sexually arouse you and excite you and get you hard and horny. The more he does that more turned on and arouse you will become to the point that you will actually ejaculate. You'll actually cum in your uniform breeches enjoying the process immensely. It will be a wonderful sexual experience for you. You won't have to ask for permission just cum naturally and easily at your own pace."

"When you understand your instructions, Gilbert, bark once," I told him.

"Woof." Gilbert cried out immediately, as he continued to push his head at Albert's hands. Gilbert was on his hands and knees and was once again playing at being a puppy for Albert. It would be safe to say that Gilbert liked doing that.

"Albert, it would help if you were to finish putting your tie on Gilbert and to explain to him that you want Andy to dry hump his ass," I told Albert. "It will mean a lot more to Gilbert to have you tell him that you want Gilbert to let Andy dry hump his ass."

"Settle down boy, and let me get this tie on you," Albert told Gilbert. It took Albert only a few moments to tie that tie loosely about Gilbert's neck. Gilbert was ecstatic. He panted and wiggled about with joy at the feeling of his master's collar about his neck. I shook my head silently at Gilbert's actions. He had it bad. He must've been in love or infatuated with Albert for many years. A repressed infatuation can be very powerful indeed.

"Gilbert, you're such a good boy that I think you deserve a special treat,," Albert told Gilbert.

"Oh yes Master. Thank you Master. Please tell me what my treat is, Master," Gilbert said as the excitement overtook him.


"Come with me over to the bed and climb on top of it Gilbert," Albert said as he picked up the long wide end of the tie and started walking toward one of the beds. Gilbert followed eagerly, on his hands and knees. (My eyes were glued to Gilbert ass as it swayed back and forth while he was crawling away from me. Gilbert's ass was just too good to be true. I really wanted to climb on top of that motorcycle policeman and hump his tight round firm beautiful buttocks. I wanted to ride Gilbert's ass more than I wanted to ride Andy's, so that was saying something. For a brief moment, okay more than just one brief moment, I pictured Andy on top of Gilbert humping Gilbert's ass, and me on top of Andy humping his ass. The idea of Andy caught between the two of us like some RCMP filler in a sandwich was extremely erotic. I must've blushed three times just thinking about it. Sometimes my imagination runs away from me. Gilbert's arrival at the bed snapped me out of my mental musings and back to the drama that was about to unfold. A few moments later Gilbert had climbed up onto the bed and was perched there on his hands and knees waiting for Albert's next order. "Good boy Gilbert," Albert praised him. "Now lie down on your tummy, and spread your legs apart a bit for me like a good boy." Gilbert complied instantly. A thrill shot through me as I watched Gilbert slowly spread those thick muscular legs of his apart. A shudder of excitement course through his handsome hunky masculine uniformed body as he lay there waiting for Andy's arrival.

I walked over to the bed to get a good look at Gilbert. (Oh, come on now. Can you really blame me? Do you honestly think I was going to pass up an opportunity to see hunky Gilbert lying there on his stomach with his ass just waiting to be ridden?) Oh and what a sight it was to see. Those two big fleshy firm gray mounds that were Gilbert's buttocks, just lying there waiting to be mounted. Temptation. Sweet temptation. I was so envious of Andy. He was going to get to do for free, what I would've paid good money to do.

"Gilbert, the man named Andy is an RCMP Constable and he's going to hump your brains out. He's going to climb on top of you and dry hump your motorcycle policeman's ass. I know that you'd probably rather have me do it but you haven't yet earned that privilege, Gilbert. I want to see you getting your ass dry humped, and I want to see you cum in your uniform pants, Gilbert. Do you understand me?" Albert said.

"Oh yes, Master. I understand completely, Master. I promise I will be a good boy and cum in my uniform pants when Andy dry humps my ass, Master," Gilbert replied, nodding his head several times.

Albert looked over at Andy. "You may proceed when ready," he said with a smile. Albert move a few feet away from the bed to insure that Andy had full access to the bed and to Gilbert. Albert stood there with his hands in the front pockets of his uniform pants, waiting for Andy to start. I noticed that with his hands thrust deeply into the front side angle pockets of his uniform pants, the crotch of Albert's uniform pants was pulled up a bit in a most delightfully suggestive manner. Meanwhile, Larry had stood up and walked over to the general area of the bed to get a better look at what was going on. Larry had also put his hands in the front pockets of his uniform breeches as he waited for the fun to begin. Larry's uniform breeches were cut somewhat more closely than Albert's and the bulges of Larry's hands in the front pockets of his uniform breeches was most noticeable. Those hands stretched the material of those uniform breeches across the font offering a clear view of a concealed weapon that appeared to be only half cocked. Larry was more that mildly curious about what was about to happen to Gilbert.

Andy looked over at Gilbert but didn't approach him. Instead he walked over to where I was standing. Now I was genuinely puzzled. This was not going according to plan. I decided to wait and let Andy explain the problem to me.

"I can't do this, Texas. It's wrong. Don't you see? If I dry hump Gilbert then would be the same as if I was cheating on you with another man. Frankly I'm a little disappointed that you would seriously consider dry humping Gilbert yourself. It doesn't matter if we keep our clothes on because we're still experiencing a sexual act. One of us winds up cheating on the other and I'm sorry but that's not something I'm prepared to condone," Andy said to me in a very slow deliberate manner. He looked down at me with those big beautiful eyes of his but they weren't glowing with love this time. His eyes were filled with worry. I would almost say he was scared but concerned might have been a better word.


This is the first time I'd ever thought of Andy as a party pooper. It wasn't that big a deal really. It just some innocent fun, and he didn't want to do it. Talk about being a killjoy. I shook my head silently a couple of times showing my disappointment at Andy, as I looked at him standing there looking back at me with that pleading look in his eyes. I mean come on now with a body like Gilbert's, anybody would want to hump that ass. I sighed dejectedly knowing that my fun for the evening had been cancelled. I glanced over at Gilbert lying nearby on the bed positioned and ready to be humped, and I sighed again. Sometimes things just don't work out the way you want them to. It's not fair, but it is life. After looking at Gilbert for about a minute, I suddenly started to understand what Andy meant. His words had finally penetrated the sea of hormones that flooded my brain. Sometimes I could be so dumb it was just unbelievable. I turned back to look at Andy and he still had that pleading look on his face. A wave of shame overcame me and I blushed a very bright red.. I dropped my gaze to the floor. I couldn't look at Andy any longer. I was too ashamed of myself.

Just when I thought I was finished blushing, the shame would wash over me again and my face would become even hotter and redder. It took me a few minutes before I was able to raise my head up to look at Andy again. "I'm sorry, dear heart. You're right. We can't do this. As much as I want to, I know now that it would be wrong." I said quietly.

"I'm glad you understand, Texas. Although for a minute there I wasn't sure you were going to understand," Andy said with relief.

"Yes it was close, dear heart. But I've always got you as an anchor," I smiled at Andy. "This leaves us with a problem though. There's nobody to hump Gilbert and he's waiting. Any ideas as to how to solve this problem?"

"Well," Andy said with a dramatic pause, and an evil gleam in his eye. "If Albert and Larry aren't interested then we will have to ask cop toy one and cop toy two I'm sure they would be more than willing to help us out of this situation."

"Do you think it would be right to do that?" I asked.

"As I recall they gave themselves those names so I don't see that there would really be a moral problem in asking them. They can always say no," Andy assured me.

"Okay then, let's do it," I agreed.

"Now hold on, just a second there," Larry protested, as he started to realize where the conversation was headed. He looked at me and I could clearly see the concern on his face. I glanced over at Albert who looked back at me with a thoughtful expression on his face. Unlike Larry, he didn't seem to actively object to what I was indirectly proposing.

"It's time for the iron cowboy to ride again in his search for firebird freedom," I said clearly, as I looked over at Larry. As expected Larry's eyes closed and his head dropped down as he returned to his hypnotic trance. Larry stood there with his hands still in the front pockets of his uniform breeches looking very sexy indeed. I glanced over at Albert, to see him standing with his head dropped down to his chest, and his hands still in the front pockets of his uniform pants. Two sexy cop toys ready for use.

"Cop Toy One, ready sir!" Larry barked out a few seconds later.

"Cop Toy Two, ready sir!" Albert said a few seconds after Larry had spoken.


So there I was, poor little helpless me, with two ready and willing hypnotized cops who had declared themselves to be cop toys. Poor, poor, pitiful me. What was I to do in such a situation? (Please send your suggestions, ideas and naughty thoughts to westcanadiancowboy@gmail.com, and I might incorporate them in a future Coffee Shop story. Okay, dear reader, that's my only plug for feedback on my Coffee Shop stories. Back to the story.) I mean really! It was so inconsiderate of those two hunky handsome policemen to enter hypnotic trances and offer themselves to me, as toys to use as I wished. I clearly had nothing to do with the situation. I was thrust into most distasteful circumstances. I was an innocent bystander in all this. (If you believe that line, I can get you a really good price on the Golden Gate bridge. )

"So Cop Toy One, do you want to hump Gilbert's ass?" I asked Larry. "Understand that I am not ordering you to hump Gilbert's ass, I am asking you if you want to." I had not scanned Larry's mind and so I had to check if this was okay with him. (Yes, I know that takes away from the excitement and thrill of playing with cop toys, but you'll just have to deal with it, dear reader. I can't help it if those darn morals and ethics of mine keep popping up.)

"Oh yes, Sir! I'd like nothing better than to take Gilbert down a peg or two," Larry said with a smile.

"Why is that, Copy Toy One? Only a few seconds ago you refused to even consider doing such a thing," I asked, slightly puzzled at Larry's response.

"In a word, sir, revenge. After all he's put Albert through, I want to be the one to humiliate Gilbert a bit. He will remember what happened, and that it was me who humped his ass, won't he?" Larry said with a glint of evil in his eyes.

"If that is what you truly wish, then yes all of you will remember the coming events with crystal clarity," I assured him. (Yes, that was a bad pun, dear reader, but it was completely unintentional.)

"But what about Cop Toy Two, er Albert, I mean? Don't you want him to have the joy of humiliating Gilbert?" I asked Larry, while looking over at Albert. He had raised his head and opened his eyes. Albert was looking over at Larry with a strange longing look. I was beginning to suspect that Albert and Larry had not been completely truthful in their earlier discussions with me.

"I don't think Albert should have to lower himself to such a level, sir," Larry answered. "I would be more than willing to take on that task for Albert." Larry grinned in anticipating as he walked over towards Gilbert's prone body, which trembled every now and then in silent anticipation.

"What about you, Cop Toy Two? What's your take in all of this?" I asked Albert.

"I like the idea, Sir!" Albert cried out enthusiastically. I want to dry hump Larry's ass while he dry humps Gilbert's ass, that way I would be indirectly humping Gilbert's ass. Gilbert would know that I am in fact humping his ass." Albert smiled at me for a moment, after he finished speaking.

"Oh yes, Albert! You could hump me while I hump Gilbert! It would be like a cop clubhouse sandwich! We've never done anything that kinky before. I just love the idea!" Larry blurted out joyfully.

I was slightly taken aback at Albert's revelation, that he and Larry had some type of relationship. Larry's response suggested that he and Albert were much more than buddies or friends. Mind you I did find the idea of a cop clubhouse sandwich most appealing. I looked over at Andy to see him standing there with a big smile on his face. Clearly, he liked the idea of a cop clubhouse sandwich as much as the rest of us. Did Gilbert like the idea? I wasn't sure, but I knew he wanted to have his ass humped, so I didn't think it was necessary to consult him. As long as someone humped his ass, he'd be happy. I didn't think he'd much care who it was.

"So you and Albert have a relationship do you, Cop Toy One?" I asked Larry. It was none of my business, but my curiosity had gotten the better of me.


"Yes, sir. We have been meeting each other for several years now," Larry answered nonchalantly. He didn't seem to mind admitting his secret relationship with Albert to me. I suspected that in his normal state he would not be nearly so cooperative.

"Is what Larry says true, Cop Toy Two? Do you mind that he told me about the two of you?" I asked Albert. If Albert wasn't comfortable with Larry letting the cat out of the bag, I would have some damage control to do.

"Yes sir, it's true. I don't think it is any of your business, but I suppose I don't mind that you know. I judge you an honourable man, who will not blab this to everyone you meet," Albert said calmly. He looked at me thoughtfully, as if he were still coming to his own conclusions about what type of a man I was.

"Of course I will not tell anyone about you and Larry, Cop Toy Two. What happens here is a private matter amongst the five of us," I assured Albert.

I felt a tapping on my left shoulder and turned to see Andy standing next to me. "What about Gilbert? He knows about Albert and Larry now. He might tell," Andy said to me.

"I think I can make sure that Gilbert won't tell a soul, dear heart. Just leave it to me," I said with a smile. Andy raised one eyebrow at me, and then slowly nodded his head in silent agreement. (Dang that man could be sexy even when all he did was raise one eyebrow! I had to drag my attention away from such delightful but distracting thoughts and concentrate on the matter at hand.) A few words with Gilbert at the right moment would insure his silence on the matter of Albert and Larry. It would be better to take care of that now, rather than later.

"Gilbert come here. I want to talk with you," I ordered him.

'Yes, sir!" Gilbert said. He pushed himself up off the bed onto his hands and knees. Dang that man had one hell of a sexy ass in those tight motorcycle breeches. He nonchalantly climbed up off of the bed and walked over to me, as if this were an everyday occurrence in his life. Moments later he stood in front of me calmly awaiting his next order.

"Gilbert, you heard what Albert and Larry said, didn't you?" I asked him.

"Yes, sir. They admitted that they have a relationship, and have had one for several years," Gilbert answered me. He appeared quite calm about the matter, but I could see something in the back of his eyes, though I wasn't sure what it was.

"You do understand that you should not mention that information to anyone outside of this room? It is necessary to respect Larry and Albert's privacy. They are trusting me and Andy with this information." I said. "Can they trust you with it as well, or will I have to enforce your silence?" I asked.

"I will say nothing, sir," Gilbert answered after a few seconds.

"Both when you are and when you are not hypnotized?" I inquired.

"Yes, I will say nothing, sir, hypnotized or not. That is what Albert would want me to do, and I want to please Albert," Gilbert replied. "But..."


"But what?" I asked.

"It's not fair, sir. Larry is Albert's boy. Why can't I be Albert's boy? I wanted to be that for so long, a lot longer than Larry. Now I find out that Albert already has a boy, well it just isn't fair," Gilbert pouted.

"It isn't fair, Gilbert," I agreed with him. "Considering how you've treated Albert in the past, you should consider yourself lucky that he doesn't take you over his knee and spank your ass until it bleeds. You have a lot of gall, thinking that you deserve to be Albert's boy. I think you will have to spend a lot of time earning Albert's trust before he will let you be his boy," I said to him fixing him with my most disapproving glare.

"Yes, sir," Gilbert said softly, as he lowered his eyes and looked at the floor.

"Now do I have your word as a police officer that you will not mention anything about Larry and Albert's relationship to anyone outside of the people in this room?" I asked him pointedly.

"Yes, sir. You have my word as a police officer," Gilbert answered, his head still lowered.

"Look me in the eye when you talk to me, BOY!" I yelled at him.

Gilbert jumped at the harshness of my words and his head jerked up as he searched for and found my eyes. He locked his gaze on my eyes as he spoke, "Sorry, sir! No disrespect intended, sir! I promise, on my oath as a police officer that I will never discuss any information regarding Larry and Albert's relationship with anyone outside of the people in this room."

"Is that satisfactory to you, Cop Toy One and Cop Toy Two? How about you Andy? Does that meet with your approval?" I asked.

"Yes sir. That's fine with me, sir," Albert answered.

"Sounds good to me, sir," Larry replied.

"I think that will take care of things nicely, Texas," Andy said to me a few seconds after Larry spoke.

I smiled at Andy briefly before turning my attention back to Gilbert. "I think you should get back on the bed, Gilbert. Now." I said to him.